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How would you kill the person above!

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Achromalia

Perfection wrote:

i wouldn't ;A;
same :c
Bloom
Put him in a dark room for a few hours. Then give him a phone with permanent light theme.

He should die of burns in no time.
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worst fl player
Ive waiting a long time to say this.

I would kill you by reading to you the history of America's greatest role models
Bloom
I'll kill you by mentioning how you're not in that list.
uv937
Force them inside a subwoofer box and play OP by Loud, bass boosted.
Bloom
Install Windows Vista and hope for them to commit suicide.
DJ Enetro
Kill you with that alien in your sig
Tyistiana
Use that finger in your profile pic to stab your eyes
Achromalia
Gradually drown you in a pit of lava, dunked headfirst at a slow descent.

Kill me.

Thanks in advance.
Bloom
Crush him up to make bonemeal..
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I wouldn't
(i'm not insane...)
Achromalia
I wouldn't.

That is, if I weren't forced to, unable to do otherwise.
Greninja
Isnt he already dead
Achromalia

Greninja wrote:

Isnt he already dead
"How would you kill the person above!" does not equate to "How would you kill the avatar above!".

Hmm.

Death by terminal disease. Let's just hope it's not painful and your death is peaceful.
DJ Enetro
Throw you into a black hole, so you can become "the cosmic shit of the void".
Achromalia

DJ Enetro wrote:

Throw you into a black hole, so you can become "the cosmic shit of the void".
That is my ideal way to die right there.

Hell yeah.

Anyways, you'd probably die from a stupidly tragic accident of sorts. I guess I wouldn't mind giving you a push off the bridge railing.
DJ Enetro
If you end up reforming after I threw you into that black hole, I would put you into cryostasis then disassemble your atoms bit by bit.
Then I would sort those atoms then take a spaceship and spread your atoms so thinly, that it's impossible to reform into "the cosmic shit of the void".
LyanPlaysGames
Barbed arrow. Guts and organs. Stabby Stabby with arrow. Add Alcohol to wound ( for torture ). Repeat until dead xd
Bloom
Razor blades and lemon juice!
neopolitan-
grind your face, fingertips, genetalia and feet off, then roast you in a fire
i call it the burnie sander
Eurocat
cuddle to death
ZenZen
Drown you
Husa
Blast 9001 windows startup ear rape on autoplay
Meah
burn Reol pics
Achromalia
Your head should be gone. It should be asleep, hopefully. So I'm going to be weird and strange. I need you, genuinely. Question, question, question, question, question, question-- I don't care. You can crush your head. That is one of my best friend's D. Here's the thing about D. You just, there's-- you just need a D. I mean, literally die. That was the coolest thing ever.
neopolitan-
yeet you into a black hole
keremaru
rip their smug face off and tear their mouth apart owo
Achromalia
I'll leave them to decay after incinerating them and having their limbs and joints torn off.
DJ Enetro
Tritium poisoning,

Both with H3
And the song by memme
Achromalia
Bloom
Release a toxin which will cause his body to attack itself. He will die a slow slow death.
keremaru
take that expectatious spoilerbox in their sig and bash their head in to a pulp, until there's nothing left
not even the skull
Bloom
Use the Chinese water torture.
keremaru
no u them and torture them with water bondage tied to an anchor
Achromalia
Have Meah give them terminal cancer as Meah bombards them with shitposts.

A happy death.

...Probably.
keremaru
ninja them from over half an hour ago :omegalul:
Meah
beat him with a ball
keremaru
anti-shitpost with idiocy
vinnicci
Neck snap
Radiohead
put him on a machine that kills him painless and slowly and make him watch cops hitting other cops on a theater screen and he is stuck to the seat
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