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Meah
Solar beam
keremaru
counter solar beam w/ chlorophyll bulba, aka the one in my ava
DJ Enetro
Eruption
keremaru
sky drop
Husa
slice you in 3 pieces
keremaru
summon illuminati to abduct you and sacrifice you to the triangle poster
Meah
drop a nailcutter
Isshiki Kaname
nuke north korea instead of south
squirrelpascals
ban anime
DJ Enetro
Disqualify one of this person's beatmaps, enough to force him/her into a permanent depressed state
Achromalia
scrap metal shredder
Husa
just kill him/her
Isshiki Kaname
murder reol and cause a massacre in her area just as if I were having endgame fun in gta game
Husa
torture eriri and make her kill herself then kill you as if I were playing a minigame on roblox
Achromalia

Husa wrote:

just kill him/her
and then feel remorse

but gets over it within a week
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Overfeed.
Husa
squeeze your chin till u die of sweetness
Puri_old_1
Acid bath while alive
DJ Enetro
Drown in a bathtub full of scented water that you were relaxing in a little while ago
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Admit to the Gulags.
Isshiki Kaname
Destroy ther ps3
Puri_old_1
Hug strangulation
Achromalia
accidental depression sorry I didn't mean it ehhhh ;w;

I'm kinda just posting here for uhhhhhh

"no particular reason"
neopolitan-
calling you a "large heck" then dabbing you to the shadow realm
is that too much
oh boy hope i don't get banned
Achromalia

Ultim4 wrote:

calling you a "large heck" then dabbing you to the shadow realm
except youre not as large of a heck :)
neopolitan-

Xuequinox wrote:

except youre not as large of a heck :)
aw ty:)
DJ Enetro
Take the waifu of an avatar this person has, use it to trap him/her in bed until death
Achromalia
metal scrap shredder v2

edgy meme edition
Zain Sugieres
knife
Achromalia
scalpel

makes "Zain Sugieres" look more like "Vein Surgeries"

and then kills you in the process because I'm complete shit and wouldn't know a thing about surgery

then revive you when I get it right
keremaru
sledgehammer owo
Achromalia

keremal wrote:

sledgehammer owo
o boi

probably edgy memes that went a bit too far
keremaru
edgy memes are my strenkth

ot: fiteme man comes and stronks the day
Achromalia
STRONK EDGE MEME that went WAY TOO FAR
Puri_old_1
I would read you Shakespeare again and again until you pass out of fatigue, hunger and mind deterioration. :>
Achromalia

Puri wrote:

I would read you Shakespeare again and again until you pass out of fatigue, hunger and mind deterioration. :>
not sure how that'd kill me since I'd just listen to you read as I went on with my life normally. Then again, you'd have to read it for a pretty long time without sleeping or taking breaks.

Basically, I could actually kill you with that.

So uhh, I don't even really need to come up with anything. You just killed yourself xD
keremaru
how's about some tide pods
schilar
Push him/her off a rooftop.
Achromalia
*boop of depress*
keremaru
probably bash their head in
Perfection
poison their food
Achromalia
*song of depress*
Perfection
i wouldn't ;A;
Achromalia

Perfection wrote:

i wouldn't ;A;
same :c
Bloom
Put him in a dark room for a few hours. Then give him a phone with permanent light theme.

He should die of burns in no time.
Topic Starter
worst fl player
Ive waiting a long time to say this.

I would kill you by reading to you the history of America's greatest role models
Bloom
I'll kill you by mentioning how you're not in that list.
uv937
Force them inside a subwoofer box and play OP by Loud, bass boosted.
Bloom
Install Windows Vista and hope for them to commit suicide.
DJ Enetro
Kill you with that alien in your sig
Tyistiana
Use that finger in your profile pic to stab your eyes
Achromalia
Gradually drown you in a pit of lava, dunked headfirst at a slow descent.

Kill me.

Thanks in advance.
Bloom
Crush him up to make bonemeal..
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I wouldn't
(i'm not insane...)
Achromalia
I wouldn't.

That is, if I weren't forced to, unable to do otherwise.
Greninja
Isnt he already dead
Achromalia

Greninja wrote:

Isnt he already dead
"How would you kill the person above!" does not equate to "How would you kill the avatar above!".

Hmm.

Death by terminal disease. Let's just hope it's not painful and your death is peaceful.
DJ Enetro
Throw you into a black hole, so you can become "the cosmic shit of the void".
Achromalia

DJ Enetro wrote:

Throw you into a black hole, so you can become "the cosmic shit of the void".
That is my ideal way to die right there.

Hell yeah.

Anyways, you'd probably die from a stupidly tragic accident of sorts. I guess I wouldn't mind giving you a push off the bridge railing.
DJ Enetro
If you end up reforming after I threw you into that black hole, I would put you into cryostasis then disassemble your atoms bit by bit.
Then I would sort those atoms then take a spaceship and spread your atoms so thinly, that it's impossible to reform into "the cosmic shit of the void".
LyanPlaysGames
Barbed arrow. Guts and organs. Stabby Stabby with arrow. Add Alcohol to wound ( for torture ). Repeat until dead xd
Bloom
Razor blades and lemon juice!
neopolitan-
grind your face, fingertips, genetalia and feet off, then roast you in a fire
i call it the burnie sander
Eurocat
cuddle to death
ZenZen
Drown you
Husa
Blast 9001 windows startup ear rape on autoplay
Meah
burn Reol pics
Achromalia
Your head should be gone. It should be asleep, hopefully. So I'm going to be weird and strange. I need you, genuinely. Question, question, question, question, question, question-- I don't care. You can crush your head. That is one of my best friend's D. Here's the thing about D. You just, there's-- you just need a D. I mean, literally die. That was the coolest thing ever.
neopolitan-
yeet you into a black hole
keremaru
rip their smug face off and tear their mouth apart owo
Achromalia
I'll leave them to decay after incinerating them and having their limbs and joints torn off.
DJ Enetro
Tritium poisoning,

Both with H3
And the song by memme
Achromalia
Bloom
Release a toxin which will cause his body to attack itself. He will die a slow slow death.
keremaru
take that expectatious spoilerbox in their sig and bash their head in to a pulp, until there's nothing left
not even the skull
Bloom
Use the Chinese water torture.
keremaru
no u them and torture them with water bondage tied to an anchor
Achromalia
Have Meah give them terminal cancer as Meah bombards them with shitposts.

A happy death.

...Probably.
keremaru
ninja them from over half an hour ago :omegalul:
Meah
beat him with a ball
keremaru
anti-shitpost with idiocy
vinnicci
Neck snap
Radiohead
put him on a machine that kills him painless and slowly and make him watch cops hitting other cops on a theater screen and he is stuck to the seat
Achromalia
Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
Ryoid
dunno, let them drown underwater?
Kirika
This seems gruesome wtf LOL



I'd probably choose poison, I wouldn't want to kill someone directly ><
Achromalia

Achromalia wrote:

Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.

Kirika wrote:

This seems gruesome wtf
oof.

im just imaginative.

uhhh i guess I'll just envision you motionless on the ground, having bled out from a single bullet to the heart.
DJ Enetro
break their skull so that it resembles your profile pic. you'll probably bleed and die in the process tbh.

(also Ryoid what is your Discord? You disabled PMs...)
Edgar_Figaro
Extremely loud microphone feedback that causes their head to split open.
frutiger aero
Drug them, put them in a black van, run over as many speedbumps as humanly possible, then aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
Rook
Lodge two greasy kebab skewers up their nostrils and tell them to breathe in.
Achromalia

[ - Jax - ] wrote:

aim the van off a cliff and walk off.
...i hope you know what you were doing, simply "walking off" a moving vehicle is bound to have you break an ankle.


I'd probably just make sure you're crippled with some good slices down the muscles of your ligaments and fracture your hips, then nudge you over that cliff as you try to resist.

oh fuck it's rook hi

uhhhhhhhhhhhh--

I'd let you listen to a future music playlist of songs in "rate the music of the above user's post!", as you are tied to a conveyer belt danganronpa-style waiting to be crushed by 40 tons of compact avian bones.
Rook
Serenade to them...off-key... before carving off their ears to make a delicious stew.
Achromalia

Rook wrote:

Serenade to them...off-key... before carving off their ears to make a delicious stew.
oof that's kinda brutal, an uncomfortable/creepy and painful way to die. hell yeah xD

i can actually imagine this happening, this creepy, hauntingly beautiful serenade, akin to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHaPLJmZNI

I'd have you carried off about 22,000 ft into the air with tons of cranes, only to be hit by a short-distance commercial aircraft.
Ryoid

DJ Enetro wrote:

(also Ryoid what is your Discord? You disabled PMs...)
the same as always why?

OT: i skin him alive : )
Achromalia
I'd drown you in a pool of cyanide, encased by 8 foot tall walls.
DJ Enetro

Ryoid wrote:

the same as always why?

1. I left OT + the OT News Discord because I think it made me into a worse person.
2. Looking for friends from Indo to talk to while I’m here.

OT: overwhelm him with PIU until he dies from exhaustion
Achromalia

DJ Enetro wrote:

overwhelm him with PIU until he dies from exhaustion
now that's just insult to injury with my shit lung capacity and nonexistent stamina.




I'd fit you into an immobile mecha suit that acts as a bronze bull, boiling you as the suit is slowly descending into a large stratovolcano.
DJ Enetro
1. Gunshots to the heart, legs, and arms.
2. Freeze his body parts, to as low a temperature as possible for 24 hours.
3. Burn the result.
Achromalia

DJ Enetro wrote:

1. Gunshots to the heart, legs, and arms.
2. Freeze his body parts, to as low a temperature as possible for 24 hours.
3. Burn the result.
overkill. my body is rather weak, one shot to the heart is plenty.



Have a fair one on one fight with no weapons in an empty room. It'd be too close for comfort, sure, as im weak and can be stunned or knocked out by only a couple successive hits, but I tend to killshot anyone by nature, as i hear from classmates. I go for vital spots with highly variable damage, high agility, and moderate defensive capabilities with low health. think of playing touhou. that's my fighting style.
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