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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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Jordan
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Jordan
It takes effort to look at the world through rose-coloured glasses. If it didn't, people wouldn't need to use encouraging phrases, such as, "Look on the bright side!", or, "Cheer up!"
On the other hand, observing the negative requires no effort at all. No one has to work to notice the pain of an injury, or experience the misery of losing someone to death. The feeling of sadness when hearing the nightly news about a murder or a flood or a war, that comes without invitation, without us even being conscious of its origin.
What more proof do we need that it's the optimism that is the false, enforced state? That pessimism isn't just about a dark perspective, but rather, it's about honesty and a basic acceptance of the realities of life and existence?
_handholding
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Joined April 2014
_handholding
are you challenjour?
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
ew this pleb is back.
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Ew, this slut keeps appearing here. ^
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
I love your avatar. It's gold.
Hello brother.
EneT
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Joined August 2014
EneT
It's 'Gold'?
Was that meant to be a pun? That's one of her songs.
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
Oh yeah it was intended. I love that song. Catchy af.
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Praise Sistah.
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
She's got an interesting look though. Errrr
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
What do you mean?
I think she's pretty hot tbh
FuZ
363 posts
Joined January 2011
FuZ
she literally looks like all the girls in my neighbourhood, generic af
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Ayy let me go to your neighbourhood.
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
it's the way her face is shaped and her eyebrows.
idk men
EneT
1,022 posts
Joined August 2014
EneT
Her face shape looks normal to me and I like thick eyebrows.
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
I don't really kiiarabout her but she's pretty
chaee
chaee
Her face irks me.
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
holy shit finally someone talks about it
Birdy
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Joined April 2011
Birdy

Dulcet wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
holy shit finally someone talks about it
First Kanye and now you? What's going on in here?
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

Birdy wrote:

Dulcet wrote:

holy shit finally someone talks about it
First Kanye and now you? What's going on in here?
someone finally talked about gravitational waves
FuZ
363 posts
Joined January 2011
FuZ
what will this change in my life
silmarilen
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Joined February 2010
silmarilen
Ofcourse i'm talking about it, a couple of my teachers worked on that.
Hika
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Joined February 2010
Hika

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
idk what kind of person wouldn't though.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
No fuck you
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
UPDATE: gravitational waves are indeed real
IppE
IppE
Mahogany
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Joined August 2014
Mahogany
What even is this gravitational thing
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
lern2physics
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika
and to think I was changing my major oml
go physics
Mahogany
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Joined August 2014
Mahogany
I got kicked out of my physics class because I was shit and got shoved back into business class
FuZ
363 posts
Joined January 2011
FuZ

Mahogany wrote:

What even is this gravitational thing
something people talk about to show how smart they are
Foxtrot
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Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

FuZ wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

What even is this gravitational thing
something people talk about to show how smart they are
You know you could have just googled it instead of sounding stupid, right
FuZ
363 posts
Joined January 2011
FuZ

Dulcet wrote:

You know you could have just googled it instead of sounding stupid, right
i know what it is but i don't like pretending giving a shit about things i don't care about
Foxtrot
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Foxtrot

FuZ wrote:

i know what it is but i don't like pretending giving a shit about things i don't care about
Then don't be a party pooper when you see other people actually caring about it? Common sense, dude. You don't look edgy by defying it.
FuZ
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FuZ
i do whatever i please hipster
Mahogany
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Mahogany

Dulcet wrote:

FuZ wrote:

something people talk about to show how smart they are
You know you could have just googled it instead of sounding stupid, right
This is a forum tho so whats wrong with asking about it
Hika
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Joined February 2010
Hika
idk man, I don't think I'm a hipster for caring about it >:
Mahogany
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Mahogany

Hika wrote:

idk man, I don't think I'm a hipster for caring about it >:
At this point I feel like a hipster for not knowing about it
Railey2
515 posts
Joined February 2015
Railey2

FuZ wrote:

i do whatever i please hipster
Don't make such a big Fuz about not caring, or people won't be able to see you over all that not caring. All you accomplish is coming off as a little Fuztrated.
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Hika
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Joined February 2010
Hika
it's understandable, however, some people probably take it seriously and it's just best to leave it at that.

mmmm something interesting to add, I just filed my tax return and I feel my body aging just waiting for my money
Foxtrot
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Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

Hika wrote:

idk man, I don't think I'm a hipster for caring about it >:
For caring about Einstein's theory being proven right? Nah, you ain't a bitch for caring. Physics is not my main thing but I do understand how important it is.

Mahogany wrote:

This is a forum tho so whats wrong with asking about it
Sorry for including you there, buddy. I really didn't mean to. If you don't understand something, use Google.

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1853

This comic briefly explains it.
Hika
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Hika
It opens a door for more exploration and research. I hope people take this a little more seriously now.
idk man I also like it cause I won't be stuck on the same shit when I'm working in the field lol
Mahogany
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Mahogany

Dulcet wrote:

If you don't understand something, use Google.
I just never saw what's wrong with asking the people talking about it on the forums since they already have access to neat little sources like that comic of yours.

That said, after reading the comic this whole thing confuses me a little

Now the only thought I have is of that simpsons episode where homer went through that wall into the void place and then fell into the real world

thx for explanation anyway though
Railey2
515 posts
Joined February 2015
Railey2
here I was, trying to deFuze the situation with puns, and all of you reFuze to acknowledge my efforts

:(
Mahogany
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Joined August 2014
Mahogany
Goddamn it Railey you're killing me inside here from half-laughing half-cringing too hard
Railey2
515 posts
Joined February 2015
Railey2
I'm conFuzed, which of the two is it now?
FuZ
363 posts
Joined January 2011
FuZ
u seem a bit triggered
Railey2
515 posts
Joined February 2015
Railey2

FuZ wrote:

u seem a bit triggered
Triggered? Surely you mean fuze'd
EneT
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EneT
Stfu you German cunt.
Railey2
515 posts
Joined February 2015
Railey2
are you not ENETAINED
Aomi
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Joined August 2013
Aomi
The cringe is hard with this one
Railey2
515 posts
Joined February 2015
Railey2
I can't make a pun with your name, Aomi, so sorry. I know you only came here for that, but I'll have to send you away
Aomi
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Joined August 2013
Aomi

Railey2 wrote:

I can't make a pun with your name, Aomi, so sorry. I know you only came here for that, but I'll have to send you away
nah i didnt dw i just came to tell you how cringe worthy your puns are dont mind me
Railey2
515 posts
Joined February 2015
Railey2
There is a certain appeal in making puns that are purposefully bad, and then continuing to make them in said fashion. Its a recurring theme, if you want. The point is not to laugh about their ingenuity (since they really are anything but clever), but to laugh about their bluntness. It's a great way to make fun of people that take themselves too seriously, since it jeopardizes their genuine efforts of coming across in a very calculated way. I attempted to undermine Fuz'es edginess by making fun of it in the most simpleminded way possible. Trying to ridicule him by contrasting his calculated edginess with the most plain comeback ever: Making fun of his name (with shitty puns). It is a way of showing that I did not take his play seriously on any level.

Personally, I like to come across as an intellectual, but if you read my history you'll notice very fast that I often times don't really care about that either. Many people take themselves too seriously, Fuz included. Did you see how hard he did not care? I could hardly believe how hard he did not care back then.

And you too, Aomi. Do you want to tell me again how cringe worthy my puns are. You repeat that line so often, I started to think its your personal Axiomi.
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EneT
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EneT
Stfu you German Schnitzel.
Railey2
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Railey2
please use your 1000th post to make a thread about how much you like me Enet, make me proud
EneT
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EneT
Stfu you German Schwul.
Railey2
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Railey2
;(
Kanye West
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Kanye West
meh. not impressed. gravitational waves were already a well-established aspect of general relativity. it was only a matter of time until technology caught up to a point at which detectors became feasible.

plus newtonian gravitation is sufficient for the layman sooooooo yeah 4/10.

the only thing that really stands out to me is that einstein theorized this in the 1910's. there may never be anyone in the history of mankind that can document the nature of phenomena one century before its discovery
silmarilen
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silmarilen
The only thing that was established was that they had to exist, we couldn't actually do anything with that knowledge. Now that they have been detected we can use them to research new things that hadn't been researched before because we just hadn't seen them happen. Like merging black holes.

It's like saying that finding an earth-like planet in the habitable zone of a different star is no big deal because we already know they exist anyway.
Rilene
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Rilene
Can gravitional wave from space cause earthquakes in Earth?
I saw that in internet and I don't know is that true or false.
silmarilen
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silmarilen
No, the effect is so small that you would never be able to notice them, let alone have earthquakes because of them.
EneT
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EneT

Rilene wrote:

Can gravitional wave from space cause earthquakes in Earth?
I saw that in internet and I don't know is that true or false.
Where'd you hear that from? That's like the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
Rilene
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Rilene

EneT wrote:

Rilene wrote:

Can gravitional wave from space cause earthquakes in Earth?
I saw that in internet and I don't know is that true or false.
Where'd you hear that from? That's like the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
Here, I'm just asking because of my curiosity.


silmarilen wrote:

No, the effect is so small that you would never be able to notice them, let alone have earthquakes because of them.
Oh.. Thanks for clearing my curiosity.
Hika
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Hika

EneT wrote:

Where'd you hear that from? That's like the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
It's a valid question darling, play nice.
Kanye West
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Kanye West

silmarilen wrote:

It's like saying that finding an earth-like planet in the habitable zone of a different star is no big deal because we already know they exist anyway.
yep that's exactly what i'm saying
FuZ
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FuZ

Railey2 wrote:

I like to come across as an intellectual

Railey2 wrote:

Many people take themselves too seriously
dude
Aurani
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Joined January 2013
Aurani
Railey mate, don't take things so seriously. You're talking mostly to morons here, so coming across as an intellectual among mindless shits is not what I'd call a valid goal. :p
B1rd
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B1rd
You come across as a pseudo-intellectual.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
So do you, cunt.
B1rd
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B1rd
Are you still salty over something I said or something? Find me one example of where I come across as a pseudo-intellectual.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
It's in everything you post when you try to argue that makes you seem like a railey version 0.5
B1rd
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B1rd
I said give me one example.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
Go fucking find it in tuuba; you're not worth the effort.
Faust
osu! Alumni
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Faust
I think B1rd is pretty cool.

Railey is an even cooler dude, shut up guys.

OT:

B1rd
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B1rd

Khelly wrote:

Go fucking find it in tuuba; you're not worth the effort.
oh shit, looks like I lost, no way I can compete against those flawless argumentation skills :^) : ^) :^)
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
I'd question if you actually thought that was an argument. I can't tell through your emote faces

People die everyday and yet I wonder why some of the people I know are still alive
IppE
IppE
https://soundcloud.com/asleep_droid/propane-shop
B1rd
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B1rd

Khelly wrote:

I'd question if you actually thought that was an argument. I can't tell through your emote faces
Well if I get all pseudo-intellectual on your ass and look up the dictionary definition, apparently there was.

an oral disagreement; verbal opposition; contention; altercation:

Khelly wrote:

People die everyday and yet I wonder why some of the people I know are still alive
People around me are edgy every day, yet I wonder how they go on without cutting themselves on their own edginess and dying.
Rilene
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Rilene
Are you all IQ 180-tier?
Faust
osu! Alumni
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Faust
Probably.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
There you go, using words like "edgy" in an attempt to not respond to something because you don't have a reply.


just the sort of shit I hate from people. like you, bird


the difference here is that not wanting "to find something" isn't the same as not replying to something
B1rd
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B1rd

Khelly wrote:

There you go, using words like "edgy" in an attempt to not respond to something because you don't have a reply.


just the sort of shit I hate from people. like you, bird
oh, sorry I didn't make a more serious response to your your statement about how you wish more people around you would die, yep, really passing off the responsibility there.

Khelly wrote:

the difference here is that not wanting "to find something" isn't the same as not replying to something
oh that justificat- oh er, I mean explanation makes total sense to me. I know coming up with evidence to back up your claims is very hard and I'm not doubting in any way that you're not just passing of any responsibility and projecting with your first statement. I'm not being sarcastic either, really
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
Ok, here's my example of you being a pseudo intellectual: right here

Saved me the trouble of digging through your drivel on tuuba through my Phone. I like how you use buzzwords like projecting without realising I'm answering shit you were likely to say immediately
Shohei Ohtani
Shohei Ohtani
lmfao fucking salty oh my god i don't even know what the fucking issue is like all I see is "ur a fucking clit"

B1rd
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B1rd

Khelly wrote:

Ok, here's my example of you being a pseudo intellectual: right here

Saved me the trouble of digging through your drivel on tuuba through my Phone. I like how you use buzzwords like projecting without realising I'm answering shit you were likely to say immediately
Using big words doesn't mean people are being pseudo-intellectual, Kheldragar. I've tried to explain this to you before, but there are sometimes situations in which popular words are actually relevant.

Oh but that's your tactic is it, preemptively rebutting my arguments before I make them? I see now. To the untrained eye, it'd look like your were flitting to irrelevant point to irrelevant point to divert from the core matter at hand
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
See how your disposition gets when you actively hear someone's shitty voice in the back of your mind for 3 weeks everytime you daydream.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Ok, here's my example of you being a pseudo intellectual: right here

Saved me the trouble of digging through your drivel on tuuba through my Phone. I like how you use buzzwords like projecting without realising I'm answering shit you were likely to say immediately
Using big words doesn't mean people are being pseudo-intellectual, Kheldragar. I've tried to explain this to you before, but there are sometimes situations in which popular words are actually relevant.

Oh but that's your tactic is it, preemptively rebutting my arguments before I make them? I see now. To the untrained eye, it'd look like your were flitting to irrelevant point to irrelevant point to divert from the core matter at hand

Actually, this entire post fits my own definiton as to you being pseudo intellectual. It screams your essence.

And if you still can't tell, the spoilered text was going to answer your question about how not wanting to find your verbal diarrhea on tuuba and "dismissing something as edgy because you have no response" is different. I fail to see how it's irrelevant

Are you going to deny now that you would ask that
FuZ
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FuZ
B1rd
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B1rd

Khelly wrote:

Actually, this entire post fits my own definiton as to you being pseudo intellectual. It screams your essence.

And if you still can't tell, the spoilered text was going to answer your question about how not wanting to find your verbal diarrhea on tuuba and "dismissing something as edgy because you have no response" is different. I fail to see how it's irrelevant

Are you going to deny now that you would ask that
Actually I'd call that 'patronising someone who is being stupid'.

And no, your justification was very spot on, I was talking about everything else you've been saying. However, I must be really dumb because I can't work out what response you wanted when you asked why people around you were still alive. Did you want me to give you a mathematical explanation about why it's probably that most of the people you know are still alive?

To be clear, when I said projecting I was talking about the first sentence in the reply.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
It's like the lottery. hundreds or thousands of people die every day, yet the ones I know don't ever seem to dissapear. Someone still ends up winning the lottery.

i want to win the lottery
Shohei Ohtani
Shohei Ohtani
B1rd
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B1rd
So it was just an edgy statement in which no serious reply was warranted and your point about me calling you edgy to avoid me replying to something you said doesn't actually make sense and you were in fact just projecting your tactics on to me because this whole time you've been talking out your arse and are having a go at me for no other reason other than you don't like me? Oh wow, it's exactly what I thought it was.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

So it was just an edgy statement in which no serious reply was warranted and your point about me calling you edgy to avoid me replying to something you said doesn't actually make sense and you were in fact just projecting your tactics on to me because this whole time you've been talking out your arse and are having a go at me for no other reason other than you don't like me? Oh wow, it's exactly what I thought it was.
You can find what I actually want to say elsewhere; I'm just disguising it here. Now can you explain what "projecting your tactics means"?

besides, most of your fucking posts right now have mey my standard for calling you a pseudo intellectual cunt anyways as I see it and it's one of the reasons I hate you.
B1rd
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B1rd

Khelly wrote:

You can find what I actually want to say elsewhere; I'm just disguising it here. Now can you explain what "projecting your tactics means"?

besides, most of your fucking posts right now have mey my standard for calling you a pseudo intellectual cunt anyways as I see it and it's one of the reasons I hate you.
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree ;)

What I meant was that you saying that I was trying to avoid something was actually the same as you avoiding giving an example because you 'couldn't be bothered', and thus you were projecting your tactics on to me.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
Good thing I found what examples I wanted here right
Faust
osu! Alumni
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Faust
You two should go get a room C:
Railey2
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Railey2

Aurani wrote:

Railey mate, don't take things so seriously. You're talking mostly to morons here, so coming across as an intellectual among mindless shits is not what I'd call a valid goal. :p
Looking at my post-history, the number of really good conversations I've had here is pretty small, compared to the posts I've written that could have resulted in a good conversation. I am obviously not doing this because I have high expectations of getting something comparable back from the community, or because I want to "impress".
Also, I find it ironic that you bring this up in the first place. Take a look at your signature for once. You should know best that there can be more motives to presenting yourself in that way.

Maybe it is an appreciation for language?
Maybe a mental exercise?
Maybe you want to catch the attention of a certain group?
Or maybe it is something completely different.

You certainly don't do it for the majority here, and neither do I.
I don't take it seriously when Fuz is being super edgy and then proceeds to quote me out of context to make it appear as if he has a point, or when B1rd calls me a pseudo-intellectual. The, as you called them, mindless shits, don't necessarily have to be a part of the equation.

I also disagree that most people here are mindless shits. I wouldn't call Fuz a mindless shit for example. There is a lot more going on in people heads than you think.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
Write me a 3 page essay on what you think about hate, single spaced arial 10 pt font MLA format
Railey2
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Railey2

Khelly wrote:

Write me a 3 page essay on what you think about hate, single spaced arial 10 pt font MLA format
Given your previous exchange with B1rd, I think you are a lot more qualified to write about this topic.

(jokes aside, maybe some day. It's an interesting topic)
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