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abraker
I once had this a brilliant idea to fuck it
So I stuck a pair of scizzors in the outlet
It's a nice vibrator
But a damn scarry one too

Overall the experience was a 8/10: Shocking
Crowie

lol
Shohei Ohtani
i think the real issue is that they're fucking using a quote from Wikpedia like lmao
Rilene
lol
silmarilen

ghostshipCrowie wrote:


lol
http://new.ppy.sh/u/6894067

Vuelo Eluko
everything went better than expected

Birdy

silmarilen wrote:

ghostshipCrowie wrote:


lol

http://new.ppy.sh/u/6894067

wait, that's the real U.S. flag on the new design?

there's no way they are dumb enough to really do that
Birdy
also on the new design, turns out my username is

Static Noise Bir
d
SaigonAlice
hi snb
how are you

also, its nearly vietnamese new year.
Rilene

SaigonAlice wrote:

vietnamese new year.
didnt know it can be called that too
Birdy

SaigonAlice wrote:

hi snb
how are you

also, its nearly vietnamese new year.
I'm pretty homeless but good for now (especially since I graduated lately). How about you?
Crowie
tbh I need to get my country changed..
Shohei Ohtani
no you don't
SaigonAlice

Static Noise Bird wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

hi snb
how are you

also, its nearly vietnamese new year.
I'm pretty homeless but good for now (especially since I graduated lately). How about you?
holy shit thats fucked up. im ok but
dNextGen

Static Noise Bird wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

hi snb
how are you

also, its nearly vietnamese new year.
I'm pretty homeless but good for now (especially since I graduated lately). How about you?
is this real
IppE
Eh, the fucker refuses to come over when I'm offering beer and a bed so I doubt it.

Either that or he really likes sucking hobo dick on the streets.
SaigonAlice

IppE wrote:

Eh, the fucker refuses to come over when I'm offering beer and a bed so I doubt it.

Either that or he really likes sucking hobo dick on the streets.
shes a woman and has legitimate problems going on at her household (which i won't reveal because its fucking personal), you complete and utter dipshit.

fuck you.
SaigonAlice
honestly it really is obvious that none of you know basic social skills and cues
Shohei Ohtani
lmfao fuckin savage
B1rd
We know how a circlejerk works, ITT is not that type of place.
kirueggy
jesus christ who in their right mind would think off topic let alone ITT 2 be an okay place for legitimate, deep & purposeful thought provoking discussions

i'm fucking laughing i've been here for an arbitrary length of time to know that statement is fucking anything but valid
Birdy
Oh so someone drops one truthful answer once and it's immediately shot down as an invalid statement.
Vuelo Eluko

SaigonAlice wrote:

IppE wrote:

Eh, the fucker refuses to come over when I'm offering beer and a bed so I doubt it.

Either that or he really likes sucking hobo dick on the streets.
shes a woman and has legitimate problems going on at her household (which i won't reveal because its fucking personal), you complete and utter dipshit.

fuck you.
she/he/it can suck my dick for all i care, and you can clean it up afterwards

where do you think you are
Yoeri
Why are usernames blue and get an underline when hovered over
Did someone accidentally eat some CSS lines
DeletedUser_4310508
I ate the CSS lines
I was fucking hungry, okay?
Kanye West
Just in time for impending shitstorm. Sup y'all?
Aomi

Kanye West wrote:

Just in time for impending shitstorm. Sup y'all?
holy shit it's you
IppE

SaigonAlice wrote:

fuck you.
Please do.
Aurani

IppE wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

fuck you.
Please do.
I'd do you no matter what. I mean, all that beer, waiting to be mine...
Kanye West
SaigonAlice :D :D :D :D
kirueggy
What even the fuck happened with OT'S shitposter of 2016
EneT

kirueggy wrote:

What even the fuck happened with OT'S shitposter of 2016
Who dat?
chaee

Kanye West wrote:

SaigonAlice :D :D :D :D
IS THIS REAL LIFE
Shohei Ohtani
_handholding
N1 Reditum, I cant wait to map dat
Kanye West

chaee wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

SaigonAlice :D :D :D :D
IS THIS REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASYYYY
Jordan
It takes effort to look at the world through rose-coloured glasses. If it didn't, people wouldn't need to use encouraging phrases, such as, "Look on the bright side!", or, "Cheer up!"
On the other hand, observing the negative requires no effort at all. No one has to work to notice the pain of an injury, or experience the misery of losing someone to death. The feeling of sadness when hearing the nightly news about a murder or a flood or a war, that comes without invitation, without us even being conscious of its origin.
What more proof do we need that it's the optimism that is the false, enforced state? That pessimism isn't just about a dark perspective, but rather, it's about honesty and a basic acceptance of the realities of life and existence?
_handholding
are you challenjour?
Hika
ew this pleb is back.
EneT
Ew, this slut keeps appearing here. ^
Hika
I love your avatar. It's gold.
Hello brother.
EneT
It's 'Gold'?
Was that meant to be a pun? That's one of her songs.
Hika
Oh yeah it was intended. I love that song. Catchy af.
EneT
Praise Sistah.
Hika
She's got an interesting look though. Errrr
EneT
FuZ
she literally looks like all the girls in my neighbourhood, generic af
EneT
Ayy let me go to your neighbourhood.
Hika
it's the way her face is shaped and her eyebrows.
idk men
EneT
Bweh
I don't really kiiarabout her but she's pretty
chaee
Her face irks me.
silmarilen
You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
Foxtrot

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
holy shit finally someone talks about it
Birdy

Dulcet wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
holy shit finally someone talks about it
First Kanye and now you? What's going on in here?
Foxtrot

Birdy wrote:

Dulcet wrote:

holy shit finally someone talks about it
First Kanye and now you? What's going on in here?
someone finally talked about gravitational waves
FuZ
what will this change in my life
silmarilen
Ofcourse i'm talking about it, a couple of my teachers worked on that.
Hika

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
idk what kind of person wouldn't though.
Yuudachi-kun

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
No fuck you
Foxtrot

silmarilen wrote:

You people better be watching the announcement about gravitational waves today.
UPDATE: gravitational waves are indeed real
IppE
Mahogany
What even is this gravitational thing
Hika
lern2physics
Hika
and to think I was changing my major oml
go physics
Mahogany
I got kicked out of my physics class because I was shit and got shoved back into business class
FuZ

Mahogany wrote:

What even is this gravitational thing
something people talk about to show how smart they are
Foxtrot

FuZ wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

What even is this gravitational thing
something people talk about to show how smart they are
You know you could have just googled it instead of sounding stupid, right
FuZ

Dulcet wrote:

You know you could have just googled it instead of sounding stupid, right
i know what it is but i don't like pretending giving a shit about things i don't care about
Foxtrot

FuZ wrote:

i know what it is but i don't like pretending giving a shit about things i don't care about
Then don't be a party pooper when you see other people actually caring about it? Common sense, dude. You don't look edgy by defying it.
FuZ
i do whatever i please hipster
Mahogany

Dulcet wrote:

FuZ wrote:

something people talk about to show how smart they are
You know you could have just googled it instead of sounding stupid, right
This is a forum tho so whats wrong with asking about it
Hika
idk man, I don't think I'm a hipster for caring about it >:
Mahogany

Hika wrote:

idk man, I don't think I'm a hipster for caring about it >:
At this point I feel like a hipster for not knowing about it
Railey2

FuZ wrote:

i do whatever i please hipster
Don't make such a big Fuz about not caring, or people won't be able to see you over all that not caring. All you accomplish is coming off as a little Fuztrated.
Hika
it's understandable, however, some people probably take it seriously and it's just best to leave it at that.

mmmm something interesting to add, I just filed my tax return and I feel my body aging just waiting for my money
Foxtrot

Hika wrote:

idk man, I don't think I'm a hipster for caring about it >:
For caring about Einstein's theory being proven right? Nah, you ain't a bitch for caring. Physics is not my main thing but I do understand how important it is.

Mahogany wrote:

This is a forum tho so whats wrong with asking about it
Sorry for including you there, buddy. I really didn't mean to. If you don't understand something, use Google.

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1853

This comic briefly explains it.
Hika
It opens a door for more exploration and research. I hope people take this a little more seriously now.
idk man I also like it cause I won't be stuck on the same shit when I'm working in the field lol
Mahogany

Dulcet wrote:

If you don't understand something, use Google.
I just never saw what's wrong with asking the people talking about it on the forums since they already have access to neat little sources like that comic of yours.

That said, after reading the comic this whole thing confuses me a little

Now the only thought I have is of that simpsons episode where homer went through that wall into the void place and then fell into the real world

thx for explanation anyway though
Railey2
here I was, trying to deFuze the situation with puns, and all of you reFuze to acknowledge my efforts

:(
Mahogany
Goddamn it Railey you're killing me inside here from half-laughing half-cringing too hard
Railey2
I'm conFuzed, which of the two is it now?
FuZ
u seem a bit triggered
Railey2

FuZ wrote:

u seem a bit triggered
Triggered? Surely you mean fuze'd
EneT
Stfu you German cunt.
Railey2
are you not ENETAINED
Aomi
The cringe is hard with this one
Railey2
I can't make a pun with your name, Aomi, so sorry. I know you only came here for that, but I'll have to send you away
Aomi

Railey2 wrote:

I can't make a pun with your name, Aomi, so sorry. I know you only came here for that, but I'll have to send you away
nah i didnt dw i just came to tell you how cringe worthy your puns are dont mind me
Railey2
There is a certain appeal in making puns that are purposefully bad, and then continuing to make them in said fashion. Its a recurring theme, if you want. The point is not to laugh about their ingenuity (since they really are anything but clever), but to laugh about their bluntness. It's a great way to make fun of people that take themselves too seriously, since it jeopardizes their genuine efforts of coming across in a very calculated way. I attempted to undermine Fuz'es edginess by making fun of it in the most simpleminded way possible. Trying to ridicule him by contrasting his calculated edginess with the most plain comeback ever: Making fun of his name (with shitty puns). It is a way of showing that I did not take his play seriously on any level.

Personally, I like to come across as an intellectual, but if you read my history you'll notice very fast that I often times don't really care about that either. Many people take themselves too seriously, Fuz included. Did you see how hard he did not care? I could hardly believe how hard he did not care back then.

And you too, Aomi. Do you want to tell me again how cringe worthy my puns are. You repeat that line so often, I started to think its your personal Axiomi.
EneT
Stfu you German Schnitzel.
Railey2
please use your 1000th post to make a thread about how much you like me Enet, make me proud
EneT
Stfu you German Schwul.
Railey2
;(
Kanye West
meh. not impressed. gravitational waves were already a well-established aspect of general relativity. it was only a matter of time until technology caught up to a point at which detectors became feasible.

plus newtonian gravitation is sufficient for the layman sooooooo yeah 4/10.

the only thing that really stands out to me is that einstein theorized this in the 1910's. there may never be anyone in the history of mankind that can document the nature of phenomena one century before its discovery
silmarilen
The only thing that was established was that they had to exist, we couldn't actually do anything with that knowledge. Now that they have been detected we can use them to research new things that hadn't been researched before because we just hadn't seen them happen. Like merging black holes.

It's like saying that finding an earth-like planet in the habitable zone of a different star is no big deal because we already know they exist anyway.
Rilene
Can gravitional wave from space cause earthquakes in Earth?
I saw that in internet and I don't know is that true or false.
silmarilen
No, the effect is so small that you would never be able to notice them, let alone have earthquakes because of them.
EneT

Rilene wrote:

Can gravitional wave from space cause earthquakes in Earth?
I saw that in internet and I don't know is that true or false.
Where'd you hear that from? That's like the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
Rilene

EneT wrote:

Rilene wrote:

Can gravitional wave from space cause earthquakes in Earth?
I saw that in internet and I don't know is that true or false.
Where'd you hear that from? That's like the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
Here, I'm just asking because of my curiosity.


silmarilen wrote:

No, the effect is so small that you would never be able to notice them, let alone have earthquakes because of them.
Oh.. Thanks for clearing my curiosity.
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