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Choose an adventure!

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MisterVercetti
30 posts
Joined January 2009
Topic Starter
MisterVercetti
It's simple. I advance the story, then I give you four options on how to further advance the story. You vote on it, and the options with the most votes when I get back is what gets used. You can also create your own answers; I may use them if the community agrees or if I find them $%#^ing funny.

Here we go.

You decide to go on an adventure. But you don't know what kind of adventure. To decide, you:

A. Read a fortune cookie.
B. Draw it out of a hat.
C. Smack yourself upside the head repeatedly until an idea forms.
D. Shout for HEEEAAAAALP!!!!
dls4e
36 posts
Joined December 2008
dls4e
Ignored thread :)

Hmm, okay, i'll be nice.. ehrm.. let me see.. which one.. "C" ;)
Loginer
osu! Alumni
3,459 posts
Here since the beginning
Loginer
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Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
The whole idea is to continue on with that option yourself and leave another set.
dls4e
36 posts
Joined December 2008
dls4e

JarJarJacob wrote:

The whole idea is to continue on with that option yourself and leave another set.

MisterVercetti wrote:

You vote on it, and the options with the most votes when I get back is what gets used
however your idea is better jarjar :P
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
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Larto
4,128 posts
Joined June 2008
Larto
B. HEY! MISSION!

Your family is even more confused as you shout those two words.
Even more interesting is that suddenly "Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up" plays from out of nowhere and they start to swing their hands without any reason. It seems like you don't have to call for the Agents, YOU YOURSELF ARE ONE OF THEM!

What to do now?

A. Walk away.
B. Dance to the music.
C. Go on a journey to kill Rick Astley.
D. Turn your DS off.
Metroid
834 posts
Joined May 2008
Metroid
A: Walks away

you are suddenly attacked and now your stuck fighting Flandre on Lunatic with no bombs,no lives, and no continues..

You

A: Fight and die
B: GTFO the PC and play Xbox 360
C: Map the original BGM
D: *Pippi appears!*
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
D. *Pippi appears!*

She isn't doing anything, in fact, because you realize quickly that a girl with a head that big would collapse under her own weight. It's a good thing that Pippi is just a piece of paper lying on the ground. Hey...

A. Photocopy an army of clones.
B. Scribble a mustache and a monocle on her.
C. Absorb it's soul and become Pippi.
D. Stomp to death.
Starrodkirby86
osu! Alumni
3,739 posts
Here since the beginning
Starrodkirby86
B. Scribble a mustache and a monocle on her.

She's now Rich Auntie Pippibags. She wants to get you bankrupt. You:

A. Go to Jail without passing Go
B. Open the Community Chest.
C. FREE PARKING GIMME GIMME
D. Advance to Go
MisterVercetti
30 posts
Joined January 2009
Topic Starter
MisterVercetti
(Okay, I like your idea, too.)

D. Advance to Go

You advance to Go, thinking that the payoff will help get you out of the economic bind. Yet not only does it dawn on you that advancing to Go only applies to a board game, but you also soon realize that $200 isn't anywhere near as useful as it was in the 1930's. Whereas then it was the equivalent of a month's salary then, now it won't even get you that PS3 you've been wanting for frickin' ever.

Speaking of PS3...

A. Immigrate to a lethal city?
B. Create your own world populated by living burlap sacks?
C. Realize that after your tenth installment, you just haven't been as good since?
D. PS3 SUX, Wii FTW!!!
ieatatsonic
24 posts
Joined September 2008
ieatatsonic
D. PS3 SUX, Wii FTW!!!

Upon realizing this, you go home to SSBB. You begin an SDA attempt at SSE. You lose all your lives and end up playing classic mode. you

A. Choose Ike, he's cheap
B. Choose Sonic, Ike's too slow
C. Choose Mudkip, mudkips pwn
D. Come to a sudden realization that Xbox360 is better than the beloved Wii
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
This isn't much of an adventure.

C. Choose Mudkip, mudkips pwn

You soon realize that a Mudkip character does not exist and you were supposed to go on an adventure. After you Frisbee'd the Super Smash Bros disk out the window, you wonder what to do next.

A. Suicide, start again.
B. Join the local nudist colony.
C. Retrieve the disk you lost in rage.
D. Play a different game.
Loginer
osu! Alumni
3,459 posts
Here since the beginning
Loginer
A. Suicide, start again.

You shoot yourself in the head with a rocket-propelled chainsaw launcher. GAME OVER.

*insert resurrection here*
You decide to go on an adventure. But you don't know what kind of adventure. To decide, you:

A. Read a fortune cookie.
B. Draw it out of a hat.
C. Smack yourself upside the head repeatedly until an idea forms.
D. Shout for HEEEAAAAALP!!!!
Larto
4,128 posts
Joined June 2008
Larto
B. Draw it out of a hat.

You grab Loginer's avatar, throw out all the dodongos and octorocs, then you throw in some random ideas.

You pull out the idea of...

A. Taking piano lessons.
B. Going to school.
C. Bombing Loginer's octorocs.
D. Registering on osu!
dls4e
36 posts
Joined December 2008
dls4e
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MisterVercetti
30 posts
Joined January 2009
Topic Starter
MisterVercetti
A. Can madly click on targets like you did in Point Blank

So you madly click the targets on the screet, only to find that you lose each and every time. You wonder what the hell's going on.

Then it hits you:

A. You need a light gun; most shooting games don't use a mouse, stupid.
B. You need a real gun; only real bullets do the job, moron.
C. This is a rhythm game; there's no shooting involved whatsoever, idiot.
D. Listen here, Yoshkins, when I tell you to stay, you stay!
Larto
4,128 posts
Joined June 2008
Larto
C. This is a rhythm game; there's no shooting involved whatsoever, idiot.

Come to think of it, you always sucked at rhythm games. However you're good with machines.
So you build....

A. A huge machine that increases your skills for rhythm game
B. A body trader, so you can kidnap Cyclone or Rolled and get their skills.
C. A bot who will play osu! for you.
D. A Wii for no reason whatsoever.
MisterVercetti
30 posts
Joined January 2009
Topic Starter
MisterVercetti
D. A Wii for no reason whatsoever.

Then

A. FBI agents bust in and arrest you for making an illegal copy of the Wii.
B. You complain ceaselessly about how the Wii lacks good third-party games.
C. You realize that, because you forgot to build a Wiimote, your efforts have been pointless.
D. Assuming you did build a Wiimote, it breaks every breakable thing in sight due to a faulty arm strap.
Starrodkirby86
osu! Alumni
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Here since the beginning
Starrodkirby86
A. FBI agents bust in and arrest you for making an illegal copy of the Wii.

But wait, they aren't FBI Agents! They're the Elite Beat Agents! D: And now they're cheering you on...in the creation of the Wii? Or some giant whatever machine...?

A) O
B) X
C) Retry retry retry
D) I quit >_>;
Metroid
834 posts
Joined May 2008
Metroid
A) O
You SS FC the song but then Samus busts in with a bounty on your head. and you shit yourself.
you..

A) Hire a enemy bounty hunter
B) Try to bribe Samus
C) You die.
D) You try to flirt your way out and still get kill by Samus as now she's disgusted by your actions,
dls4e
36 posts
Joined December 2008
dls4e
C) You die.

Then you wake up, and realise that you are in heaven, so, you go talk with

A. Einstein
B. Aeris
C. Goku
D. GOD
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
A. Einstein

After talking for a while, he tells you he's a furry, so you

A. YIFF LIKE YOU'VE NEVER YIFF'D BEFORE
B. SAGE SAGE SAGE
C. Show him your DA account
D. Kill yourself (even though you're already dead)
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
A. YIFF LIKE YOU'VE NEVER YIFF'D BEFORE

After a while you realize you're not in heaven. Quite the opposite in fact.

What do you do next?
A. Use a super soaker to put out all the flames
B. Give the devil a hug
C. Attempt to go back onto the earth
D. Get on the internet
Loginer
osu! Alumni
3,459 posts
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Loginer
C. Attempt to go back onto the earth
You make a deal with that guy with the horns and the pitchfork. He seems like a pretty cool guy, and decides to send you back to Earth. All you have to do is three things.

First, you must convince Benedict XVI to willingly...
  1. Rape an innocent Nintendo 64
  2. Eat at least 10 human babies
  3. Steal one of those little cans you find in stores where all the money goes to "charity"
  4. Realize the world sucks, and become an emo
  5. Kill the next soccer mom with two filled shopping carts standing in front of him in the line at the supermarket
  6. Steal Brock's penis
  7. Stand in front of a massive crowd, grab a microphone and shout "I AM A FURRY, AND I'M PROUD OF IT"
Second, you must make sure Uwe Boll gets an Oscar. It doesn't matter how you accomplish this, but it must be the real deal, with the ceremony and everything.

Finally, you must destroy all samples and research data for a newly developed cure for cancer. You have one month to complete all three tasks, and they can be done in any order. Fail, and your soul will be erased. Game Over, no continues.

"Piece of cake", you think, and accept this guy's offer. About ten seconds later, you find yourself back in index.php. Vince, the Shamwow guy, is standing in front of a table a few pixel rows away, apparently trying to sell something awesome. What now?

A. Approach Vince
B. Go find the pope
C. Go find Uwe Boll
D. Find out more about this cancer cure
foulcoon
osu! Alumni
1,384 posts
Joined July 2008
foulcoon
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gp0_old
174 posts
Joined July 2009
gp0_old
E. Foulcoon gets impregnated with a baby.

Derp.

A) Lock this shit.
B) Spam and lock this shit.
C) Lock this crap.
D) For the love of god.
Cuddlebun
965 posts
Joined August 2008
Cuddlebun
...why
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