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ph03n1x

Get The Pizza


I've just ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut!

The only natural thing to do... is to fight over it!
You can do absolutely anything, from grabbing the pizza, to summoning a pizza magnet, to literally teleporting the pizza into your hands. No one can deny this rule from you.

An example...

WEEEEEEEE: I slap ph0 and take his pizza.
BadUsername: I throw WEEEEEEEE into the Pacific Ocean, taking the pizza before it's lost. I then drive away in a truck.
WEEEEEEEE: I swim out, then BLJ on a parasol on the beach to get to you. I take your pizza while inside the car. I then get out and BLJ again, this time on the car, to get away.
BadUsername: I locate WEEEEEEEE, teleport to him, throw him into the Pacific Ocean again, and take the pizza. This time, I get a private jet to ride away in.

One more thing... Please don't take the fun away from others.



I start by opening my pizza box! :D


List of forbidden actions:
No communism (Everybody gets pizza)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I take the pizza from your hand and eat it immediately before people stop me
Tad Fibonacci
I can't do anything since the pizza was eaten.

Guess I'll order another one.
Achromalia
I finishing packaging the pizza for delivery, but instead, I get in my car and drive home.

The traffic's awfully heavy, though...
keremaru
i intercept the car and force achromalia (sorry) to crash into a nearby pillar, taking the pizza for me and my ninja clanmates to savor over the warm campfire within the soothing moonlight
Achromalia
once keremal's out, i try to pick up some of the skull fragments and pop the left hip and left arm back on, but the skull's shattered into too many pieces at the front. i follow him back to the campfire and find myself with multiple katanas ripping through my clothes, spine and ribs.

i ignore the ninjas, and throw the four loose ribs into my pocket and walk up to keremal, taking the pizza he was just opening. the pizza and box, though opened, are still intact. i sprint through the woods onto the river bank and a nearby bridge, and manage to find refuge at the overpass.
Tad Fibonacci

keremal wrote:

i intercept the car and force achromalia (sorry) to crash into a nearby pillar, taking the pizza for me and my ninja clanmates to savor over the warm campfire within the soothing moonlight


Do you guys just so happen to have shells on your backs and lives inside the sewers?

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I threw a trombone at Achro.
Since it's October, he couldn't resist grabbing it and doot extensively.
While he's still busy with it I quickly grabbed the pizza.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ninja gei

I disguised as a starving person to guilt trip Achro Tad into giving me the pizza, and then together with the pizza, we got hit by a truck and got transported to another world with my pizza. Oh wait... I'm the pizza now
pentaqola
i noticed the pizza lying on the ground, so i picked it up and put it in my laptop bag and flew off to a more calming place.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The plane crashes and you die...

Suddenly, you hear a voice

"What do you want to do in your second life?"

"I.. I don't know. I want to have a normal life on my second life. Yeah, that's what I have always wanted!"

"Ahhhh, not one of these guys again," the voice quietly says, with an attempt to not letting you listen to it, but you clearly hear it. "I understood. Your wish came true. Good luck on your next life!" the voice talks back to you

"Thanks, but who are you btw?" you ask.

"You shall find out soon. Until then."

Your consciousness is fading away, and when you wake up, you see two strange people in a small cottage. You are now laying down on what seem to be a cradle. You raise your hand and immediately notice how small your hands are. You want to scream but all you can do is crying for some reason. You just realize that you are now a baby. One of the woman starts to carry you and say some words that you don't understand, but you can sense that she puts a lot of emotion behind it. She seems like she is trying to calm you down from crying, and from that, you have made a conclusion that these people are your new parents.

You have now truly reborn in an another world

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Back to the pizza, it suddenly appear on my hands and I eat it
Achromalia
*click*

let's rewind that by about 6 seconds... take that, annddd...

nice.

*click*

seeya. pizza's mine.
pentaqola
i had a normal life reborn... only problem with my life is that i kept having nightmares of an unknown cat-like demon smiling eerily, it always was the same thing over and over again... it always wanted to do something for me, yet i never knew what it wants to do...

turns out that demon exists in the world i died, growing out of my carcass. it wants the pizza...

achro... with the pizza still on his hands, was unaware of what is about to happen next... the pizza... starts to levitate, and disappeared! the only thing that was on achro's hand right now is toxic black goo, which is now consuming his hand...

the demon now has the pizza inside of it... and is waiting in my carcass for my next dream.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It wasn’t too long after achro rewinded everything did I notice that my pizza was stolen. I was so mad that I decided to take back the pizza at all cost. I spent years mastering the art of magic in another world, travelled back to my original world and in time before all of these pizza shenanigans happened, and steal it from the OP hand
Achromalia
...so I finishing packaging the pizza for delivery, but instead, I get in my car and drive home.

The traffic's awfully heavy, though...

...and there's this off-putting sense of deja-vu.
Topic Starter
ph03n1x
I force Achromalia's car into crashing into a fire hydrant. I then run away with the pizza, and set up a campfire, with a few ninjas around it.
Achromalia
the brakes were jammed... and now i'm here.

i pop the left arm into its socket. the car got flipped somehow, but i'm okay.

i catch up and follow pheonix to a nearby park. i catch a glimpse of a few dark figures, and prepare.

charging in, i dive and snatch the pizza box, rolling and running, chased at high speed.

i have to lose them or fight them off somehow, but i know a nearby freeway.

as i run to the bridge, i face a large creek, and, without hesitation, i leap over. the pant leg's a little wet, but i caught the ledge. running onto traffic, i find safety at the center divider, and get to the other side.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I was on the other side the whole time. When you safely jump to the other side, I immediately shoot you and take the pizza
Tad Fibonacci
Little do you know I actually replaced the pizza with a pizza stone while people are busy fighting over it. You thought you have the pizza but it's only the pizza stone. I'm the one who has the real pizza.
Achromalia
...i use the powers of logical analysis to conclude that tad is lying as i prepared the pizza myself. nothing was stated as to when or how, and the pizza was in either my or pheonix's possession the entire time.

caught off-guard with a startling sound of the gunshot, the pizza was taken. i realized that bullet missed the spine. scary, but i guess i'm fine.

i chase AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH down, chop the neck and push him off the freeway bridge into the river. i take a walk and get on the monorail, and with that, i have my cold, fragrant pizza...

...and all these people.
z0z
I somehow throw a truck into Achro and in the process, kill him and smash the pizza

I grab the smashed pizza box and run
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Little did they know that I have mastered my magic while I was in another world. I fly to where z0z is, shoot a fireball and incinerate him right on the spot, use recovery magic on the pizza to turn it into a hot, tasty pizza and fly back to my home to enjoy it
samX500
catapult a ton of cement straight into AHHHHHHHHHHHHH while he was flying and take back the pizza from him.
Topic Starter
ph03n1x
I say "Yoink!" while I take your catapult, making it become legally mine. I then catapult cement at you, and also take the pizza from you. Don't ask me how I pulled the catapult away.
Tad Fibonacci
Ok people. How bout a deal.
Pizzas has slices.
We can stop all this meaningless killing and just share the pizza! Deal?
samX500
Calls the president of the United State to tell him that some communist are trying to corrupt their society. I then claim the pizza after you get arrested.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They arrest you too because they fear that you are associated with the communist, leaving the pizza on the ground for me to get it
Achromalia
despite the shock of the monorail getting slammed off-course by a fucking flying truck, i find myself relatively in good shape, albeit, on the ground.

the city's being brought to a halt as police sirens whine around, leading to a general direction.

i decide to sprint over to wherever this is, crossing the bridge and into downtown Casgettue (CAS-kit-ee).

and... there's a medieval catapult, and several people gathered around the scene. i get closer as law enforcement wraps things up, and i find AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

as AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, pizza in hand, turns to walk, he finds me standing in his way.

well.

*click*

this'll be mine now.

though, it might be best if he didn't know it was gone. maybe there's something in the dumpster.

with some luck, i find several emptied pizza boxes strewn about, there's even some other cardboard on the ground.

so, taking some boxes and placing them inside, i walk out of the alley, and place an empty, damp pizza box in his hands, walking away until i'm out of his line of sight.

*click*

well, i'm back in the woods, i guess.

man, i just want to get home...

the pizza's not too cold, maybe i could take a bite...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*BANG*

In the last few moment of consciousness, Achro sees how the pizza suddenly grows out a hand holding a gun and shoots him.

Normal people in events which they can only utter a few words before holding their last breath and die would express many different emotions like sad, confounded, regretful, relieved, etc., but his last few moments are filled with silence - he tries to comprehend what happened in the last 2 seconds, or even just tries to make sense what is going on, why did the pizza slice suddenly grew hand and shot him, why are people fighting over a slice of pizza. He then looks at the pizza and sees it smiling at him and waving its last goodbye.

It is only at this moment does he know that everyone is being manipulated by this pizza slice.

Regret starts filling inside him as his vision starts to blur out. He can't believe that he just got killed by a slice of pizza, out of everything that could have killed him.

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While running in the woods finding the pizza slice, I come across the corpse of Achromalia, looks like being shot in the head while holding the pizza slice that I was looking for the whole time. Not asking any question, I immediately take it and teleport back to my home to finally enjoy this sweet piece of pizza
Achromalia
...and i jolt up.

what the fuck just happened? also, hoooolllyyy fuck, i feel disoriented. there must've been tons of skull fragments, my optical sensors are fucked.

i-- where the hell's my-- ah, alright.

picking up the skullframe, i snap it back onto the atlas bone notch. nice, i don't need to carry this around. but now, i can't really see. going to have to get back to the lab, but... i just heard him run away. that way.

another sprint, but-- AH, FUCK.

...well that's not how you get around trees, you skeletal dolt...

still. why the hell am fighting for this damn pizza...? and that can't have been a hallucination, so... i'm intrigued as to how the hell it even mutated like that. fascinating, but... not important.

...if that's what this "pizza" does, then maybe i should try to get it away from others. it'll only cause misery to whoever has it.

alright, fuck this. wandering around won't work.

*click*

i think i can stretch this about 30 minutes back.

*click*

i'm back by the creek. maybe i should throw this pizza in there.

good riddance.
pentaqola
i was by the creek's waterfall, wondering how i got here. until i saw the pizza fall off the waterfall, and went over to me, then it hit me. everyone wants the pizza, everyone wants this cursed... disgusting... triangle...

its about time... i picked up the soggy pizza and buried it deep in the ground. knowing this won't be over... i went home and try to understand what truely is going on
Tad Fibonacci
The pizza you burried grew into a pizza tree.

I brought the tree back and now has an unlimited amount of pizzas.
samX500
After waking up after having been hit by my own catapult, I try to remember what the whole situation was about. I met up with Achromalia soon after and he told me about his experience with the pizza. What he told me shocked me, how can this pizza be cursed? This doesn't seem to make sense but then again, how much destruction hasit already caused. I am still suspicious about Achro's words so I decide to check it out for myself. I go to Tad's place, holding one of the 3 holy axe of redemption. If this pizza truly is cursed, then it should react to this axe.

As I move towards the tree, clouds starts to grow on the sky, large and thick crimson cloud. The axe was reacting more intensively to this tree than to anything it had fought before, and I have been to the deepest layers of hell with it. I now knew that this tree was not only cursed, but that it was something from another realm where corrption can become even stronger than in our world. I dash to the tree, with the intent to destroy it all in one blow, but of course it wouldn't be so easy.

The tree started to grow and to branch out, it used it's newly grown branch to form a thick shield of wood and pizza to block my first attack. Then, the crimson cloud that were up in the sky started to swirl and created a small hurricane, lighting started to spike and rain came tumbling down. The wind was so strong that I could barely hang on to the ground to not be blown away. I could see the tree forming a lance with it's branches, I knew it was gonna be my end. How could I be so fool as to think I had a chance to fight this cursed pizza, it is not even from our real of existance and yet I thought I had a chance to beat it.

I decided to let go of the ground, with the hope that the winds would blow me far away from this monsters but it casted a net of branch to catch me. The lance it had been slowly building up was now ready and pointed at my face. I let out a small breath and closed my eyes. I had lost. Now all I can do is accept my fate. The lance was thrown at my face at incredible speed.

With my eyes closed, I started to think about what I have been doing with my life, I have fought many demons and collected some extremely powerfull items, my hole axe is not the only legenderay weapon in my possesion. I rarely spoke to people, too caught up in my quest to collect as many legendary item as possible. But now it was all going to end.

But I head a sound. Not any sound. It was the sound of the legendary item I had been wanting for all of my life. The one I decided to go on my quest for, and the one I would give up all of my previous treasure to get my hand on. It was the sound of the euphonium. immediatly, a wave of power filled up my body. "There is no way I can die without playing this legendary instrument". I burst out of the tree's net and get back on my feet. Now out of the net, the wind started to blow me away, but I wouldn't let it. I dash to the tree once again, against all of the wind and all of the tree's defence and deal a first blow to the trunk. Pizza sauce started to poor out, but I wouldn't let that distract me, I hit one more time, and one more, and another one, until the tree fall down to the ground. Now that the trunk has been dealt with, I only need to destroy it's root, where the original pizza is. I lift my axe up and prepare a daedly blow to the ground. As I hit the ground, I can feel all of the corruption fading away. The pizza was trying to hold on against my attack, but even it can resist to power of the euphonium. I finally manage to break through the pizza's defence, but right before I hit it a lethal blow...

A portal apeared, swalowing the pizza and making it disapear from our world, the pizza had escaped.

I look around to look for the one playing the euphonium, but the sound was gone and no one was in sight.

"Now should I pursue the damn thing our should I leave it in it's own world? Have I harmed it enough that I won't come back?"

I go back home, wondering about what to do next.
Topic Starter
ph03n1x
(This is aside from your pizza stealing, I just added a list of forbidden actions to the top post. I won't censor absolutely everything, just the ones that are annoying. The first rule is: No communism. As in, everyone gets the pizza)
Achromalia
thankfully, not much happened. i spoke with an inquisitive lad who was affected by this accursed pizza. he left on his own venture, but i really just hope to get home, forget about this, and sleep through the morning.

i take a stroll around the woods, trying to collect my thoughts and relax.

...something must've happened here, there's dozens of large and dense branches strewn about the area. traversing here wouldn't really do any good.

so, i just head home.

...after an hour of walking, i find my apartment complex. i greet the receptionist, and i eventually get to my 2nd story room.

a lone pizza box. it's on my bed.

...it's still there.

i don't know what to do with this, after all of what just happened tonight.

i just want to lay down.
Tad Fibonacci

ph03n1x wrote:

The first rule is: No communism. As in, everyone gets the pizza


This calls for a revolution.

keremaru
i sneak into the bedroom after achromalia goes to sleep, escaping onto the power lines as i hold the pizza box in my arms, clutched tightly as i run towards the setting moon in the dawn's sky. the night is still nigh.
Achromalia
...did someone just fucking break in?

i don't think they knew i was awake, so...

i should follow them. i can't let them find out what's really in that box, for their own safety.

i check out and tell the receptionist that i still had work to do.

it'd be nice if i had a car right about now. i could run, but where?

so, one more time. it's all i have left.

*click*

let's see where they came from.

the window.

actually, how did they even find me? probably stalked me, i guess.

anyways, i should get going.

running out of energy. can't get very far.

but here will do, by the alley intersections.

*click*

but where the hell do i go?

nghh. i wish i could just get some damn rest...
pentaqola
i kept thinking about that pizza... it gave me a headache.

i should stop right now, i have been thinking so long... maybe i should go to sleep.

i check the time on my clock, seems like its late at night... yeah, i should really go to sleep. before i went to my bedroom, i noticed one of my windows were left open, seems like i forgot about it... i went over to the open window quietly insulting myself over this.

i checked outside before closing the window... wait a minute... why is someone out here this late? i see a figure at the alley intersection... it looks like a person, yet something feels off about it... i closed the window and rushed to get a pen and a flashlight, pens were the only weapon i had. i went outside to approach the figure.

i used the flashlight just to see what the figure is...

oh... wait... no... it can't be him right? i shivered in fear... not knowing what to do...
samX500
Having defeated the pizza, I decided to go back home, it's not like I could pursue it anyway, I have collected plenty of legendary item but I haven't seeked my teeth into alternate dimensions.

"Our battle truly has made a lot of damage to the surroundings, good thing this home was in the middle of the forest, had it been in a city it would have been a disaster."

Before going back though, I performed a ritual to recover from the battle. The sound of the euphonium may have given me extra strenght but I still went way beyond my limits, my body was aching from overuse.

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel so much better already, though it will take a long time to fully recover, even if I perform daily recovery ritual, now let's go back home, this place smells burnt cheese and I can't stand it anymore."

After a good walk, I stepped out of the forest and was now back in the city, home is only 20 minutes away now. Suddenly, something alerted my eyes. On the edge of the forest there was a house isolated from the rest of the houses and I could see some strange activity. Not sure what I was going to find, I walked toward it and then I saw...

A man was being consumed by a pizza, cheese was covering almost his whole body and was forcing it's way into his screaming mouth.

"This can't be real, it can't already be back."

The pizza then stopped moving and seemed to be looking at me, it pulled out from the other man's mouth and jumped at me fiercefully. I hit it with the flat edge of my axe to throw it away from me. My body may still be injured frmo our battle but it seems as though even the pizza is still scared from our fight, it's attack was way weaker than before.

Still, I have no strenght left to fight this pizza. Knowing it was the only way I could survive a second encounter with this beast, I pulled from my pocket the ocarina of Godamisha, an ocarina that godess Heshla gave to her daughter, when played it sends a call for help that every powerfull person will be able to hear and recognize by instinct.

"Let's hope someone strong is here to help."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have been running for days trying to find the slice of pizza. Why? I don’t know, but I can feel this weird urge to acquire the pizza slice at all cost. While searching for it, I see a person fighting against the big pizza slice. It looks like the pizza slice that I’m trying to find. It smells like the pizza slice that I’m trying to find. It IS the pizza slice that I’m trying to find. I go on full berserk mode and grab the pizza and devour it. The man who was fighting the pizza slice is trying to stop me but it is too late, I have eaten it already. It feels weird inside me though
keremaru
the twinkling moonlight shines upon the pizza box. something is inside it. a challenge? no. it couldn't be anything that the great and powerful keremal couldn't handle. though there was some suspicious activity around these parts, he had to be careful.

even if he ran faster than even that slowpoke gauss could keep up, what with his turtle paced 4 miles per hour run speed, keremal still knew that dangers loomed around every corner. a pizza-craving demon who somehow knew where he was going, despite the ninja hideout changing every ten days, much like dracula's castle. the skeleton, whose private household he professionally invaded. even the sound of the haunting euphonium lurked deep inside of keremal's mind. but all that mattered was pizza. pizza was the only thought that filled the rest of keremal's mind, even reaching into his deep and expansive knowledge of battle tactics, skills achieved over millennia of training in the Old War. this was the true prize, the true present of halloween. not any candy, nor stupid costumes. no. keremal ran faster than the speed of link, using his volt prime to achieve the plus ultra of dashingly fast pizza deliveries. his speed was unmatched, unknown to measurements primarily utilized by man. this was the true skill of tenno.

this was the true art of pizza.
samX500
"What? what happened?"

That was all I could think of. A citizen rushed into our little fight and ate the pizza. At first it looked like the pizza was going to take control of him but after a few minutes of screaming, he calmed down and stayed lying on the ground, clearly being exhausted from what had just happened. I helped him make his way home and then went to sleep myself.

The next day, I went to the dojo of a good friend of mine who is very knowledgable about legendary item, perhaps he knows a bit about alternate dimension or at least know someone that could help me. As I walked down a beautifull road of cherry blossom tree, I started to feel something was wrong. I looked around to try and see what was going on but everything seemed normal. "Maybe I am just tired from yesterday." I went ahead and suddenly, a montain in the near distance exploded and a rain of cheese and sauce started to pour down. Of course, it couldn't be that easy. I was well equiped this time, not only did I bring the lance of Magistar, which should be stronger against the pizza, I also made sure to bring the frozen cape of Neigeria and the boot of Airuta to increase my defensive and mouvement ability. I just hoped that the pizza was still weakened because I couldn't take it on at it's full strenght. To my surprise, the pizza didn't seem to notice my presence and disapeared into another portal.

"I don't understand, yesterday it was so eager to end me and now it completely ignored me. There is no way it didn't see me." I went to check on the mountain, it looked like a hideout of some sort. I inspected it somewhat thoroughly adn to my surprise, I found sign of recent human activity but didn't find a single body in the entire place.

I continued on my way to my friends dojo while thinking about what happened.

"I really need to figure out those portal if I want to destroy this demonic pizza."
Meah
I ate the pizza
Achromalia
well, after a ton of walking around figuring out what the hell has been happening, i'm here.

*click*

let's go back a few seconds...

...and now, noone ate the pizza.

mine.

this guy can go eat some trash instead.

placing a folded piece of cardboard in Meah's hand, i walk away in relief.

*click*

i'm tired of this damn thing, let it burn.

taking out a lighter, i set the pizza slices back in the box, and stick in some tissues for good measure to help get the fire started.

the flame eats away at the outside of the box, and with that, i sigh and walk away.
pentaqola
i felt like i should forget everything that just happened, and should just continue my day. i decide to try and make homemade pizza just to treat myself for now... i went to the grocery store to buy ingredients i needed for the pizza, the pizza is gonna be a regular pepperoni pizza. after i bought the ingredients i need, i went home and decide to make homemade pizza.

i may not be the greatest at cooking, but after multiple tries, multiple pizzas, i made the perfect homemade pizza i can do! even though it looks more like a depressed circle of shame, and my room was filled with horrible variations of pepperoni pizza, one of which is just a sad cheese sphere.

i kept all the homemade pizzas, even though most of them look like utter failures, in a room which resembles those of a refrigerator and decide to get a slice of my depressed homemade pizza to eat it while i am taking a rest.
keremaru
let's go back to zero.

as achromalia attempts to light the pizza on fire, a menacing aura emanates around him, as if he weren't supposed to be here. a clatter of dishes, from the snake in the background, crashes down behind achromalia, as he turns to flinch at it. however, when he looks back, the pizza box is gone! and his clothes are on fire! dear god, what trickery is this?! how is it that achromalia himself is lit on fire, and where did the wretched pizza box go?!

"thank the lotus, it didn't get to the toilet paper," a masqueraded figure murmurs to themselves as they run along the power lines, jumping to any roofs nearby to gain some speed on their escapade to...

well, you know. that place.
Achromalia
so uh

i guess i'm all bare bones now.

that happened. also, i had a very distinct sense of deja vu. guess i'm not the only one.

my precious jacket though ;w;

at least i caught a glimpse of them. i'll have to get there.

*click*

...they're still moving. so i guess theirs negates mine.

kinda bothersome, but i'd waste energy if i kept it up.

*click*

let's catch up.

no clothes, less weight, less drag. looks like that's not so bad after all.

i run up a nearby brick wall to ricochet onto the power lines.

but they're changing direction.

a full-on rooftop chase, how thrilling...

leaping off the lines, i manage to make the landing.

i suppose parkour didn't hurt after all. they're only two houses away.

sprinting over backyard walls, i close some of the distance, and they take a detour to throw me off.

with some effort, i found my way through the jungle of power lines and apartment buildings, just barely within 5 feet of them.

but there's a portal up there. they're trying to get away. i make one last sprint, but they turn to throw down a black aura or cloud of sorts.

...it's like a whirlwind of sorts, my right arm is caught and gets torn off the socket, but i dive and manage to clutch the box.

the portal dissipates as they run through, and...

...SHIT.

where do i land? power line...!

i don't have a free arm, so i have to catch the line with my legs.

but it's digging into my ribs already, though that works too.

...now i have to get down and find my arm. and the broken rib...

...great.
z0z
as i walk out of the hospital, a masqueraded figure runs right into me and drops the pizza. I wonder what just happened right about now. i grab the pizza not knowing it's some evil thing and walk away.
samX500
I finally reached my old friends dojo, it was a lot farther into the countryside than I remebered it to be.

Sam: "Hey Eusam, how have you been doing these past years?"
Eusam: "Oh, is that you Sam? It's been so long since I've last seen you, I've been doing great what about you?"
Sam: "My effort in fiding the euphonium have proven unsuccefull but at least I found plenty of legendary item to add to my collection. Now I need to talk about some serious matter."
Eusam: "Take a seat and tell me all about it."
Sam: "You see, there is an evil pizza roaming around this city and every time I try to chase it, it disapears into a sort of portal. Do you know about portals?"
Eusam: "I have heard rumors about this pizza though I have never taken them seriously, it would seem that this pizza truly does exist. I am not an expert in portals but I know a guy who's studied them for all his life. He knows of most of the alternate dimension around our world and can lead you to any of them if he accepts."
Sam: "Thanks for this information, I am sorry our reunions couldn't be longer, but this demon can't be left alone"
Eusam: "I understand, don't overexert yourself, I can feel that you are way weaker than 3 years ago, you should take time to recover from your exhaustion before fighting this thing.
Sam: "Thanks for the advice, I do hope I can fix this out without putting too much strain on myself."

I went back to the city and decided to go eat some fried chicken on the way home. I ordered a plate of chicken along with some fries and a soda and waited for my order to be ready. Once it was done, I started to eat my meal. The chicken place I was eating at is a bit inconsistent in the quality of their meal but today was amazing.

As I was eating my chicken, a man bursted into the shop from the window while screaming from the top of his long. I was wondering what kind of psycho he was but then, I saw what I had hoped not to encounter so soon. The man had cheese covering his whole mouth and his eyes were blank, he was a victim of the pizza. I pulled out my weapon and ran at the pizza in hope that I could buy some time for the civilian to escape. I succeeded in letting the other customer escape but I was now trapped inside the restaurent with this pizza that was blocking the way out.

"Do I fight this thing or do I break through the wall and make an escape?"

"Damn you, you not only ruined my love for pizza you also ruined my chicken!"
Achromalia
...these seem like entirely different storylines.

i took the pizza, and i'm not a masqueraded figure, i'm a fucking bare bones skeleton >;O

since i've got it, i'll just uhh

try to dump this thing somewhere else...
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