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"One up" the person above you

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samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
The rule of this game are simple. The person above will make a statement, it can be real or fictional, and you need to one up that statement and then make your own for the person bellow

Example

Person 1: I swam over a river
Person 2: I swam over a lake, I own a million dollar car
Person 3: I own a million million dollar car,...

I have no one to one up so I will just make a statement.

I have just made a thread.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have just made 2 threads

I built a house
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I've built a variety of houses, bridges, stores, and supermarkets (in Minecraft).

I also met David Garibaldi and hung around in his little art studio once last year, back when he had his "Creator X" event.
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Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
I am the bone of my threads
Shitpost is my body and memes is my blood
I have created over a thousand threads
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many threads
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Shitpost Works.


- - -


I am the bone of my house.
Steel is my body and concrete is my blood.
I have created over a thousand houses.
Unaware of loss,
Nor aware of gain.
Withstood pain to create homes, waiting for one’s arrival.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Building Works.
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I am the king of die.
Bones are my body and preservatives are my blood.
I have created over a thousand songs.
Unknown to Animals,
Nor known to Hominids.
Withstood the void itself to create meaning.
I have no skin. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Bonezone Works.

I may or may not have broken several pairs of headphones.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have definitely broken one side of a couple hundred pairs of headphones

I go on an adventure
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
I have 4000 hours in Skyrim.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have 4000 hours in real life

I eat some steak
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I stake my eats.

I also die in my spare time.
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
You die in your spare time? Hah!

I have zero deaths.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I killed death

I jump
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
I jumped to the moon.

I swallowed an entire melon.
subbie6
15 posts
Joined March 2017
subbie6
My cow jumped over the moon.

I've swallowed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’ve swallowed a pack of battery

I kill a man
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
I've caused a genocide.

I can control the space time continum.
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I can distort and manipulate the space-time continuum.

I can cause the multiverse to implode at will.
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
i can cause you to implode at will

i'm a better oberon main than you
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
I main every character better you.

I can fight a bear with only my bare hand.
captainmilk
105 posts
Joined April 2015
captainmilk
I can fight a bear only using my mind

I can beat anyone at rock, paper, scissors
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
i can beat anyone with a piece of paper

edit: i got 20 consecutive kills on a support character
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
i got 20 consecutive e-sport trophies on a support character.

i made an entire drumpack using only sine waves.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
I made an entire drumpack using only taylor series.

I have over 700 hours of play on the binding of Isaac
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have over 700 hours of playing binding of isaac: repentance
Binding of isaac is such a good game tho

I beat osu
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
I finished osu!lazer and beaten that.

I am still pure from the thots.
Laxxer
1,976 posts
Joined February 2016
Laxxer
I am pure from the thots and haven’t my first kiss yet.
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
i'm still pure from engaging in a conversation with an outside-of-family female

i'm left handed
Kyomaku
246 posts
Joined September 2011
Kyomaku
I'm right handed. (it's sad that that is actually an advantage, not biologically, but the world is unfair)

I have completed 439 animes thus far.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have completed 439 light novels thus far.

I want to watch the world burn
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I want to be the dying arson from which the world burns.

I've posted shitposts post-shitpost shitposter posters, shitposting shitty posted posters.
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

I am the bone of my threads
Shitpost is my body and memes is my blood
I have created over a thousand threads
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many threads
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Shitpost Works.
I wanna be the very best.
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
--...like none of you ever were! >:3

Only sleeping for one hour.
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
not even sleeping and feeling fine

math is easy lol
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
...Math is easy. So was Art, World History, and Chemistry. Though admittedly, some of them weren't the greatest classes and didn't really get too far into anything.



WEEEEE BOOOOTHHH KNOOOWWW MISERYYYYY

[arp plays]
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
but i know japanese. :^)

俺たちはもう死んでいる
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chúng ta đã chết

Yeah I know Vietnamese, fight me
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
I don't have to, I can just fight myself.


I am the ultimate Übermensch.
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
I am the ultimate support main of literally any game that I look at.

Pancakes are better than waffles.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
Pancakes are objectively better than waffles.

My internet fucking sucks right now, I can't use it at all except to post on the osu! forums when I am lucky.
Husa
176 posts
Joined April 2016
Husa
my internet cant even run amq even with sound only mode

i have a fc on asymmetry
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have a fc on a 6* mania map

I play mania
Kyomaku
246 posts
Joined September 2011
Kyomaku
I don't play mania.

I'm tired
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I'm two-tired.

Releasing renders of rough rhymes, and amassing alliteration just aft of sublime.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
Composed a song whoms greateness can lit the darkest of hearth.

Bought pictures from the kyoAni shop to support them.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bought the same picture from KyoAni to support them

Eat a burger
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
Ate the entire mcDonald stocks of burger.

weight 60 kg.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
935 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Weight 6e+10 microgram

I swim
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Laxxer
1,976 posts
Joined February 2016
Laxxer
I swim in my own private swimming pool.

I like the colour purple.
Achromalia
341 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I admire a specific range of hues that are generally referred to as "blue".

You're so incredibly dense that not even a gravitational singularity could match the degree of which would describe your lack of intellectual and practical potential in your vapid existence.
Husa
176 posts
Joined April 2016
Husa
plain idiot


i bought gamer girl bathwater
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
I didn't buy gamer girl bath water.


I'm the conductor of the poop train.
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