Woah woah Tad, we just wanted to nuke the thread NOT BREAK OT

this is waaaay too high quality we are not ready for

Don't worry abraker.
I have already evacuated all denizens in the area. We have no denizen casualties.
Only the thread was blown to shreds.

You sure? My quality metre is reading the area is contaminated by high doses of valhalla
I never figured out what reaction that has with trashipitus because OT is void of any such samples

Where is the context for this

this thread is a tad too smart for me

Context: https://osu.ppy.sh/community/forums/topics/828606

abraker wrote:

You sure? My quality metre is reading the area is contaminated by high doses of valhalla
I never figured out what reaction that has with trashipitus because OT is void of any such samples

Ah well, the area will be inhabitable for sometime but I can assure you no denizens are harmed.
In fact, the nuke eradicated all trace of the trashipitus virus in the area!
And everything else as well but still...

I would say this is mission accomplished.

Tad trying to blow us up?!

i don't know but this deserves to be discussed in another page

Uhm, Tad the satellite image shows your nuke went as far as distorting the fabric of thread-post

I already told you, the effected area will need some time to recover but we're a okay!
This thread may suffer a great deal of damage but no denizens were harmed and other threads on OT are still fine.
There's no reason to panic at all!

In fact, this is a perfect opportunity for A-Breaking laboratories to study the effects of nukes on OT threads.
I look forward to your reports on the matter.

W-wait we were not even reaWe were not prepar- Hey hold on!

The nerve of that guy making mess no dime given to clean the shiup shitefkefelfuckenbitchfrickidff...

if i were a mod i'd lock this

i'd lock op

behind bars

Lock me up


daddy

Why op no drink milo

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Also low effort meme

This thread is a tad bit funny.

Or you could be more environmentally friendly and just shred my leaves one by one.



Wait.. Why am I telling you how to kill me?

Sad rose noises

Day 1

Post apocalypto

I think the OT government is lying to the citizens about the result of Tads thread nuke. Theres something- something strange going on in the wasteland. I dont know what it is, but I'm going to find out. I've asked Journal if I can borrow her Journal so I can keep a record of my investigations. I'll report back tomorrow with my findings.

i just want to watch the world freeze

i just want to see a new page

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zalgo like this should be a punishable offense

abraker wrote:

zalgo like this should be a punishable offense

I literally thought my computer was bricked.

I thought me monitor smoked crack

Carmlillball wrote:

Sad rose noises

don't worry rosie. so long as you drink Nestle Milo ®, i would never hurt you <3

...

the hell happened here?

tad? did you cause this...?

what in thoust fuck?

Of course I didn't cause this.
I am a law biding citizen and a peace loving person, just like anyone else.
This was only an unfortunate turn of events.

Society needs rules to be able to operate well.
Freedom without rules is chaotic.
Rules without freedom is oppressive.
That's why a society needs both.

That's why those who disobey the rules will cause danger to everyone around them.
In other words, they're a societal hazard and must be eliminated.

I simply enforced the rules and acted upon it.
It's an act of deterrence.
Now those who are foolish enough to act against the rules of society will have to think twice.

abraker wrote:

Pictured: Poor A-Breaking Laboratory personale tasked with cleaning up the mess

Ehem, the term "cleaning up" isn't really true here.
They're clearly having fun gathering the info I've provided them with.

How often do you get a chance to study a nuked thread in detail?

Post apocalypto, day 2.


I journeyed into the wasteland looking for clues.

It was mostly desolate and empty. I would say it was a painful reminder of the lives that used to be here, except there isnt anything left to remind you of that.

No, it's just all sand and dust. You cant find a damn thing there. No remains of buildings. No shattered photographs. No tire wheels.

Just soot. Monotones of grey and black.

Stepping into the wasteland - it was like walking into a veil between worlds.

No birds. No crickets. No bugs. No sounds. Just silence and black and grey particles. Maybe this bunch used to be a car. Maybe this bunch a coffee shop. Who knows? It's impossible to tell.

Not a thing for miles. Not even a speck of wildlife.

Which is what made it all the more eerie when I found a set of footprints - depressed soot against soot. A relief against the monotony- but not the kind of relief you want to see.

Big footprints.

Non-human footprints.

Now, I'm not a coward. I once asked a girl out on a date. To her face. How many OT denizens can say they've done that? Bravery is practically my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Y. Theres a Y in bravery. That makes me 1/5th brave.

But these footprints - they made me squeamish. They made me afraid.

But I have a duty to perform.

I kept going.

But that's a

FROG

Puzzle I admire your courage wandering there and all, but please put on an alphastar anti-valhalla radiation type 3 suit

Mister Royal scientist, Tad claims that the wasteland has no radioactive fallout - and the deadly virus in the area has been eliminated. Would you care to explain why I should be wearing that suit?

Post apocalypto, day 2 part 2

I continued my march into the wasteland.

Those footprints? They were everywhere.

Big. Gangly. Three-toed. I was on high alert. Adrenaline was pumping through my veins and my heart was hammering so hard I could hear the blood rushing through my ears. But I didnt stop.

Every little sound scared the hell out of me. Mostly it was just my own footsteps. I kept imagining that I was hearing something - a little shuffle here, a little croak there... everytime I imagined I had hear a sound, my body froze. I locked up. I'd wait for a few seconds, then continue my march, telling myself it was okay - just my imagination. The footprints, though - they weren't.

Then I did hear something. Blood-curdling. Like some kind of horrific cross between static and a screen door creaking as it was opened - slowly. Painfully. Agonizingly. Crreeeeaaakkkkkkkkshhh. It echoed through the wasteland.

I stood completely still.

Then I ran. I ran as far and as fast as I could away from that place. I ran, and told myself I'd never come back - prayed to whatever being might be watching, whether it was God or Zues, that I'd escape with my life. I stopped at the edge of the blast radius, drenched in sweat, and I collapsed on the ground - my lungs were burning. My legs felt like lead.

I stayed like that for a couple of minutes, then I laughed.

Why? Because I knew I had lied.

Sorry Zeus.

Im going back tomorrow. I want audio. I want video. I want proof.

Per requirement to avoid contamination you're asked to please submit a request to be escorted throughout the area. We already had one casualty and I'll be damned if you go loose in OT with the mutated Trashipitus strain.

the fact that this thread isnt locked is honestly surprising

charamaru wrote:

the fact that this thread isnt locked is honestly surprising

Are you advocating for censorship?

If this thread was locked there would be outrage. Protests. Hell, maybe even some riots in some threads.

Nobody wants that.

How is this still going tbh lmao

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

How is this still going tbh lmao

Don't underestimate OT's ability to shitpost.

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

How is this still going tbh lmao

Don't underestimate OT's ability to shitpost.

This is a most serious matter, we're talking thread distortion here.

(If presented with an opportunity, we will spam a thread full of shitposts)

Post Apocalypto, day 3.

I went back in. I've done some more research.

Turns out, the OT government wasn't exactly forthright with what had happened in the thread. I'll get to that later on. It'll be in one of my upcoming articles.


I refused the requests to submit for any sort of escort. Of course, if I did that, how would I find any of the good stuff? Ridiculous. It's obvious they just don't want me snooping around.

I was a bit concerned about some other health issues I heard - some kind of classified substance. Potential remnants of a virus.

But dammit, I wanted answers.

Backpack, check. Water, check. Rations, check. Binoculars, flashlight, camera... Anything else I thought I would need on the journey. Baseball bat? Check. At least there's something to protect myself with. Back to the wasteland. This time, I was going to go in deep. I wanted audio. I wanted video footage.

I went in. Trecked the same way I went last time. My footprints were still there - looks like there wasn't much wind blowing around.

About 10 minutes into the hike, I noticed something a few feet away. A trail of footprints next to my own. Those weren't there yesterday.

I walked over, leaned down - checked it out. The same type as before. Big. Three-toed.

Something had been following me. Or at least, my footprints. It looks like it had tracked me for a bit, then turned around and went home after a while.

My stomach did a few flips, but I stood up and kept moving. Where was home?

So I started following the set that had followed me. It wasn't long until I arrived at - and passed - the area I had gone to before.

Silence, this time. No noise. Nothing. Just me. By this time, I was on high alert again - you know the drill. Adrenaline. Fear. Heart pumping. Frightened of every little noise, most of it imagined.

5 more minutes I followed those footprints. 10.

Then I saw something. A building. I pulled out my camera. Snapped a few pictures. Then I did a little stakeout. Watched the place for a good 20 minutes - no movement. Nothing.

Why hadn't the bomb destroyed this place? And why did those freakish footprints lead to it?

So I did what any other insane person would do. I went in.

As far as I could tell, there were no cameras. Nothing else that could spot me going inside. The walls were some sort of slick metal and glinted with your classic metallic sheen in the sunlight. Probably steel, though I'm not really familiar with different types of building materials. They were also smooth and featurless. No defining traits - just a straight, imposing wall of metal. Maybe 3 stories tall. Really big, diameter wise. I'm not really sure how big - my best guess is 100 yards.

There was a door. No handle. It was hard to spot - but the footprints led to it. The only way you could see it was via thin lines creating a rectangle in the metal - just a small indentation. I would have missed it if it weren't for the footprints. I tried pushing on it - it swung right open. Didn't even creak.

Well oiled hinges.

At this point, I was terrified. There were no lights. It was pitch black inside. I wanted to turn tail and run very, very badly. But it was like something was compelling me. This feeling of needing to know.

I stood in the doorway and dug around in my pack while I could still see - grabbed a flashlight, and pulled out my bat. Then I delved in.

The walls looked much the same as the outside. No defining features or traits. Just solid, slick and silver metal. My footsteps echoed slightly on the inside, which was more than enough to make me shiver. Anything nearby would be able to hear me going in.

And it was damp. Humid, and a bit chilly. Not that the temperature stopped me from sweating like I had just ran 3 seperate marathons.

I walked slowly, trying to make as little noise as possible. Checked for possible doors. There were a lot of hallways. I decided to go straight, not trusting myself to remember the way out if I took a few turns. Besides, the dark halls were creepy.

After a few minutes of wandering around, I began to hear something - echoing through the halls.

The same sound as yesterday.

I slid myself against a wall - it made me feel safer to have my back against something solid - and stowed the flashlight in my pocket. No sense in giving myself away. I replaced the flashlight with my camera - and then I inched forward.

And I inched forward.

And I inched forward.

The sound got louder. I started recording.

^ This is what we truly fear

This is really what the OT Royal Society is trying to stop. This is more than thread distortion. These highly unstable portals have the potential to rip apart the forums themselves should they go berserk. We've tried our best to contain them, quarantining threads, evacuating denizens, but they still keep popping up with more frequency. It's escalating. We need to research more. OT can't be destroyed.
But we need more samples, more knowledge. Knowledge not avaliable in Royal Society Labs.
We need an expedition team.
We have to go in
To the other side

I would volunteer, but I feel like that's a particularly good opportunity for the OT government to conveniently rid themselves of a pesky investigative journalist...


The devil watches. His eyes are red.

Today, I went back to the Tad the tadpole thread to check out a few things for myself. I don't entirely trust either the OT governement nor jornalist Puzzle by this point, so I wan't to see the wasteland by myself. I walked to the epicenter of the blast, this truly was a wasteland, nothing was in sight, nothing was lying on the ground, just an enormous wateland.

As I kept walking, I saw something in the distance, could it be the building Puzzle talked about? No, it wasn't it. So what was it? I came closer to be able to properly see what it was, but a tall iron fence was in the way. Conviniently for me, there were many hole in the fence, the fence seemed to have been melted by some green acidic substance. What was this substance? How did it got there and why so conviniently as to create human sized hole? Someone had definitely break into this palce before, and so I did the same. As I got closer and closer, I started to recognize what the structure was. It was a hole leading to a mine, with a small camp next to it.

No one was working in the mine, it was nighttime after all, but I could see wagons full of green transparent rock. Such a mine would have been impossible to build on the swamp that this place used to be, perhaps the OT governement knew about the existance of these mineral and blew the place up to get access to them? No, they definitely knew about it's existance, I am already surprised that anyone could have had the time to set up this mine in just the few days after the blast.

I went inside of the camp to a tent larger than most other. There were tons of paper there. I read a few of the paper aand learned that the rock I saw in these vagons was called grenoinite. It's property were still unknown and the rock that had been mined was going to be sent to an unidentified laboratory.

Something felt wrong though. The most likely explanation to what I was seeing was that royal scientist Abraker found out about the deposit of grenoinite in this area and asked Tad to bomb the place in order to be able to mine it and research it. However, none of the equipements I could see lying in the storage belonged to A-breaking laboratory. Not only that, why didn't jornalist Puzzle ever mentioned this place? There is absolutely no way that he didn't come to this place, you can see it from very far away. I kept reading through the paper but none of them had any good information. I was about to give up until I saw a small vault hidden under many piles of paper. Should I break into this vault? Most of the time my answer would have been no but my curiosity had taken control of my body. I took a few tool from my bag and started to try and break the lock.
The lock was quite strong but my tools were stronger so after 10 minutes I was done. Inside the vault was a single document. I started to read it and I nearly lost my breath.

The document mentioned that grenionite, if used under the right circumstance, could create portals. The document explained all of the procedure to achieve and control the creation of portals. These portal could be used to teleport from one thread to another, but some lines mentioned that they could also allow for interdimensional thread transportation. Other dimension? What is in other dimension, and what would happen if you made a direct link from our dimension to another. The sun was starting to rise and I could see some car driving toward the place. I had to leave but I had finished my duty here.

Many questions were still on my mind. Who built this mine? Why didn't Puzzle cover this? Why would you need to create portals to other dimensions?

Before leaving, I grabbed some grenionite and ran quickly to my home, where I could study the document I had found, as I was leaving the place, fear struck me. What had I just done? I had stolen important document from an unknow organisation. Was my life still safe? What am I gonna do now, I must act quickly before they get to me.