The sentiment of genuine righteousness—even if that had
been warped by the highest minister to suit her purposes—
flared up and burnt in her two eyes as Alice shouted.
“For what reason have you hurt all of those knights, starting
from Eldrie Synthesis Thirty-one?!!”
There were unfortunately no words within myself to refute
the girl’s enquiry. In the end, though the lines I spoke to Alice
about wanting to protect the Human World were my true
feelings, they were also a great deceit at the same time.
If I reach the highest floor of the cathedral, then fight and win
against the highest minister, Administrator, the hermit,
Cardinal, would recover all of her authority. And it was likely
that girl would try to reset the Underworld to its original state
in order to prevent that disaster soon to come. I have absolutely
no idea on how to avert the end where everything returns to
null at the present moment.
However. If Alice and I were to both crash and die here, the
tragedy befalling the world would be on an even larger scale.
With Cardinal still deprived from her authority, the «final
load experiment phase»—the invasion from the Dark Territory
in other words, will begin and the integrity knights Eugeo and I
fought and injured would likely be crushed along with
Administrator, with the humans massacred amidst their agony
and sorrow without a single person remaining.
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What I couldn’t bear most was the fact that I would simply
awaken inside a «Soul TransLator» somewhere in the real
world even if I lost my life in this world. The Underworld people
would die at the end of their hellish anguish while I return to
the real world alone without a single injury— No matter what, I
definitely cannot accept such a development.
“…I…”
I wonder what could I impart to the current Alice, a guardian
of the church and order, even with all of this insignificant time I
had left. But even if those words do not reach her, I have no
means left aside from talking about that with all my heart.
“Eugeo and I slashed Raios Antinous and Humbert Zizek
because the Axiom Church and the Taboo Index are flawed.
Don’t you understand that just as well deep down? The Taboo
Index doesn’t forbid it, so the upper class nobles can do as they
please with girls that didn’t even commit a single crime, like
Ronye and Tiezé… do you honestly believe that’s forgivable?!”
The scene I caught sight of two days ago in a room of the elite
swordsmen-in-training dormitory—of Tiezé and Ronye who
had their entire bodies mercilessly bound up, their cheeks
damp with tears, came back to me in a flashback and my whole
body shook violently. The sword point thrust into the wall
creaked once again, but I shouted with hardly any care for that.
“What do you think! Answer me, integrity knight!!”
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My raging emotions became a single tear that fell from the
corner of my eye, hit Alice’s forehead as she dangled below, and
scattered. The golden knight drew in a sharp breath and opened
her two eyes wide.
The voice that soon leaked out from her slightly trembling
lips seemed to have lost much of its earlier rigidity.
“…The law, is the law… and crimes, are crimes. How could
order be maintained if the masses are permitted to arbitrarily
decide on them?”
“Exactly who’s to decide whether the one who made those
laws, the highest minister, Administrator, is just or not? The
gods of the Celestial World!? Then why haven’t I incurred divine
punishment, getting hit by lightning and burnt to death right
this moment!?”
“The gods—Stacia-sama’s plans are naturally made clear
through the actions taken by us, her attendants!”
“Eugeo and I climbed all this way in order to make that clear!
To defeat Administrator and prove that it is a mistake! And for
that exact, same reason…”
I glanced upwards and confirmed that my beloved sword
wedged in the wall was finally reaching its limit. The tip would
break or slip the next time Alice moves, no, the next time the
wind decides to send a gust this way and we will likely crash
down together.

That is Shrek's script

“…I can’t have you dying here!!”
Taking in a deep breath and putting it all into my abdomen, I
gathered all of the energy I had left.
“—Uoooh!!”
All of my spirit surging out, I hauled up Alice who dangled off
my left hand. A violent pain ran through the joints at my arms
and shoulders, but I somehow brought Alice up to the same
height, then shouted out with the rest of my strength.
“Get your sword through that seam…! I can’t hold on anymore,
please!”
I stared hard at Alice’s much distorted face right beside me
with a frantic look.
After an instant of silence, Alice moved her left arm and the
Fragrant Olive Sword deeply stabbed its point into the gap
between the marble with a sharp noise.
The black sword drew out from the stone wall’s seam at
nearly the same time and my left hand separated itself from
Alice’s hand as well, having lost its grip.
Amidst the panic shooting through me from head to toe, I fell
down a long, long distance and «Death» approached me in the
end within my mind for an instant.
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However, what I actually felt were only a moment of
weightlessness and a sudden shock. Alice’s right hand that
flashed like lightning seized my coat’s collar from the back.
After affirming that Alice’s sword and arms were firmly
supporting both of our weight, I let out a deep breath. My heart,
beating at the rate of an alarm clock, gradually slowed down
and I finally felt at ease.
“……”
I looked up at the one with whom I had traded places with,
both physically and mentally, in a mere one second in silence.
Appearing as though she was being tortured by the entire
variety of contradictory emotions, the golden integrity knight
had her teeth clenched together hard. Signs of the clenched
hand holding me by the scruff of my neck slackening and
tightening repeated over and over again right behind my neck.
I didn’t know of anyone from the Underworld capable of
hesitating in such a perilous situation aside from Eugeo. The
rest of the humans—the artificial fluctlights were blindly loyal
to their standards for good and evil, unfaltering over important
choices. To say it in another manner, their important decisions
were constantly made by something else, or someone else.
In other words, I could understand that a «humanity»
exceeding many others from the Underworld hid itself in
Integrity Knight Alice’s psyche from this single incident.
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Especially so, considering the alterations the highest minister,
Administrator, had committed on her soul.
I couldn’t judge how much conflict there must be in Alice’s
mind. However, after several extremely long seconds, my body
was easily pulled up to my previous height.
Unlike the girl, I had no need to hesitate. I immediately thrust
the black sword into the marble’s seam, even after all it had
been through, and let out yet another deep breath.
The moment my stance stabilized, Alice drew back her right
hand and even averted her face in a huff. Her voice, delivered by
the wind, was feeble unlike its tone.
“…I wasn’t helping you, I was merely returning the favor…
besides, I have yet to reach the conclusion with your swords.”
“I see… We’re equals with this now, then.”
Taking caution with my words, I moved my mouth.
“And so, I do have a proposal… as things stand, we have to
return back into the tower at any cost. So, wouldn’t you
consider a truce for the time being?”
“…A truce?”
I could sense a really suspicious look directed at me from her
face, slightly inclined towards me.
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“Yes. It’s no longer possible to break the cathedral’s outer
wall and it’s no easy task to climb it either. Our survival rate
should increase if the two of us work together, rather than
going through it alone. Of course, things would be different if
you have a convenient method to return inside.”
“……”
Alice chewed on her lips in chagrin but immediately replied in
a murmur.
“…I would had used it already if I had such a method.”
“That’s true. So, can I consider you agreeable to the truce and
cooperation?”
“Before that… you mentioned cooperation, but what exactly
does that refer to?”
“Helping out each other if the other seems to be falling, just
that. We could hold on better if we had a rope or something, but
I suppose that’s asking for too much.”
Not looking at me any longer, the integrity knight sank into
another long silence, but eventually nodded slightly in a nearly
imperceptible motion.
“It is a reasonable proposal… I have to admit. There’s no
helping it…”
As a replacement, Alice continued while giving me one final
glare.
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“I will cut you the instant we return into the tower. Be certain
not to forget that one point.”
“…I’ll keep that in mind.”
Nodding once more to my reply, Alice cleared her throat as
though to shift her thoughts.
“Well then… you required a rope? Are you not holding on to
any unnecessary cloth?”
“Cloth…”
I looked down at my body, but thinking about it, I didn’t even
have a single handkerchief in my pockets. I could have taken
out piles of spare clothes or mantles from my storage if this was
the Alfheim I dearly missed, unfortunately, that convenient
function didn’t exist in the Underworld.
“…Even if you ask, there’s nothing more than this shirt and
these trousers. I’ll strip if I need to, though.”
When I shrugged only my left shoulder as I replied, Alice
made her most profound grimace yet and shouted.
“We will not stoop to that! …Goodness, it’s shocking how you
thought to go into battle with merely a sword on you.”
“Hey, hey, the one who rounded up Eugeo and me from the
Sword Mastery Academy with only the clothes on our back was
you, wasn’t it?

oh no it's not enough

“And you broke into the cathedral’s armory after that, haven’t
you. There should have been bundles of high quality rope over…
aah, that’s it, this is a waste of time.”
Alice flicked her head away with a hmph and raised her right
arm clad in a golden gauntlet. But she apparently realized she
couldn’t take her left hand off her sword’s grip there, as she
scowled. Jerking her arm in front of me, she ordered.
“Unfasten my gauntlet with your free hand.”
“Hah?”
“And pay extra attention to not touch my skin. Hurry up!”
“……”
According to Eugeo’s recollections, Alice was apparently a
cheerful and energetic girl, more gentle than anyone else, when
she lived in Rulid. If that was the case, where exactly did her
current personality that seemed the polar opposite sprout out
from?
While thinking about such things, I brought up my left hand
that finally regained its sense of touch, then unfastened the
gauntlet’s clasp. Alice, who made me hold onto the gauntlet,
quickly pulled out her right hand and brandished her pale,
slender fingers while shouting out.
“System call!”
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Following the opening phrase for sacred arts, she rapidly
chanted an unfamiliar, complex art. The gauntlet in my hand let
out a dazzling light and its shape began to change at a
noticeable rate. Within mere seconds, my left hand held a neatly
bundled golden chain.
“Uooh… transmutation…?”
“Were you not listening? Or perhaps those aren’t ears on the
side of your face, but holes infested with insects? That was
merely transformation of its form, arts capable of changing the
properties of its material cannot be used by anyone aside from
the esteemed highest minister.”
Upon apologizing with a “sorry” to Alice, who apparently had
no intention to change her sharp tongue even after consenting
to the cease-fire agreement, I tested the chain’s toughness. My
teeth felt like they were going to fall out when I held its end in
my mouth and pulled, so I relaxed my mouth in a fluster. I had
no qualms, since it seemed to be tough enough despite being
thinner than a little finger and even had sturdy-looking clasps
at both ends to boot.
Firmly fastening one end to my belt, I offered the other end
and Alice took it with a tug and kept it into her sword belt’s
metal fittings. The length of the dangling chain was about five
meters. For the time being, we should be more or less safe even
if our hands slip, unless we both fall.
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“Now then…”
Scanning the surrounding again, I confirmed the situation we
were in.
Judging from the direction of the sun, we were dangling on
the Central Cathedral’s west wall. The sky overhead was in the
midst of turning from blue to violet with the sun coming from
behind dying the tower’s white wall a bright orange. Guess the
current time was around three in the afternoon.
Hesitantly gazing downwards towards my feet, I could see
pale, hovering clouds passing by, the miniature-like garden, the
stone walls encompassing that, and even the streets of Central
Centoria split into four by the «immortal walls», making me
ascertain just how ridiculously tall the cathedral was once again.
Each floor of the tower should be around six meters, inclusive
of the floor’s thickness, so the eightieth floor, «Cloudtop
Garden», where I fought with Alice would be at a relative height
of four hundred and eighty meters—no, adding on fiftieth floor,
«Grand Cloister of Spiritual Light», with its abnormally high
ceiling, about five hundred meters, huh. Our Lives would
definitely vanish in an instant if we fall. In addition, this body
would turn into fine dirt without even leaving a corpse behind,
probably. The wind was calm now, but I didn’t know how long
that would last.
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My back shuddered before I gripped my sword again with my
right hand and wiped the sweat running over my left palm on
my trousers.
“Ermm… just checking, but…”
Alice, also peeking at her feet beside me, raised her face when
I called out. It might just be my imagination how her
complexion seemed worse than earlier, but her tone was curt as
always.
“What?”
“No, well… I thought a grand knight like yourself, capable of
using advanced sacred arts like changing the form of objects
would know some art for flight… or not, huh, sorry.”
Despite my prompt apology at her sharply raising eyebrows,
Alice berated me without mercy.
“Just what did you learn in the academy? Even the youngest
ascetic apprentice would know that the only person capable of
flight arts in the vast Human World is the esteemed highest
minister!”
“That’s why I said ‘just checking’, right?! You don’t have to get
that angry!”
“It’s due to that strangely insulting way you put it!”
It gradually appeared clear that this Integrity Knight Alice’s
personality had a conclusively horrible affinity with me,
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without even considering our respective standpoints, but I
continued my questions while restraining the urge to retort.
“…Then, I’m just checking this time too, but… how about
calling for that huge flying dragon I hung off all the way here?”
“Your suggestions are becoming increasingly foolish.
Approaching any flying dragons is only permitted on the
thirtieth floor’s landing platform. No ridden dragon will go close
to any higher, not even oji-sama… no, not even the Knight
Commander’s.”
“Th-There’s no way I would know of an arrangement like that,
right?!”
“You should have realized it when you knew the flying dragon
landing platform was built on the thirtieth floor!”
I had no idea how many times had we done so already, but we
glared at each other for another three whole seconds before I
swallowed down the anger directed at the great integrity
knight’s irrational remark and turned my head back, speaking.
“…Then there goes the path of escaping by flying… I guess.”
Alice, on the other hand, seemed to have taken another two
seconds before she regained her cool, but her blue eyes glanced
this way and she nodded.

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And he tries
Oh my God, do I try
I try all the time
In this institution

And he prays
Oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day
(Nyaaah)
For a revolution!

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey

(Don't cry out loud)
(Just keep it inside
And learn how to hide your feelings)

(Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay)
(Hey, yay, yay)
Hey hey hey
I say hey
What's goin' on?
Yeah!

sorrow surfaces, setting severely somber scenes.

through tenacious trials, they throw the towel.

understand unnecessary urges.

“Not even birds approach the upper floors of the cathedral. I
do not know the specifics, but I have heard a unique art
wrought by the highest minister’s hand is at work.”
“So that’s it… that’s meticulous.”
I surveyed the surrounding again, then saw that although
there were bird-like silhouettes extremely far away, they
certainly showed no sign of approaching. This could be said to
be the embodiment of the transcendental magic ability and
unhealthy wariness of the most influential being, Administrator.
On that line of thought, the abnormal height of this tower, too,
seemed to be a symbol of her authority while being an
expression of fear towards unseen enemies.
“In that case, there are three choices remaining… to descend,
to ascend, or to break through the wall again, huh.”
“The third will likely be difficult. Like the «immortal walls»,
the cathedral’s outer walls should endowed with practically
infinite Life and the nature to repair themselves. The same
applies to the glass on the lower floors.”
“Then, that makes descending to the windows pointless too,
huh…”
When I muttered so, Alice lightly nodded before she spoke.
“…In the first place, I find it hard to believe a hole could have
opened up in the wall from within the tower earlier… there is
no way to think about it aside from it being an one-in-a-million
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stroke of misfortune caused by that abnormal power released
when our armament full control arts combined. My goodness,
what a meaningless deed you’ve done.”
“……”
We would get into a spiral of quarrels if I retort here, I
thought as I held it in, getting it to settle down after merely
heavy breathing, before I asked.
“…But in that case, wouldn’t it be logical for the wall to break
if we bring about that same phenomenon again?”
“The probability is not a complete zero, but… it would be
difficult to return inside in the few seconds before the hole
automatically repairs and there’s one more thing to note, that I
have already used this child’s… this «Fragrant Olive Sword»’s
full control art twice. I cannot use the art unless I allow it to
bask in plenty of sunlight or let it rest in its scabbard.”
“That’s true, it’s the same for me. I’ll have to put it in my
sheath… or rather, there’s quite a lot of stress being placed on it
just by dangling like this, right? It’s best to get a move on soon,
regardless of whether we’re descending or ascending.”
I tried feeling over the marble wall with my left hand as I
spoke, but the number of bumps and dips was a hopeless nil.
Blocks, with sides of roughly two meters at least, piled on
forever neatly, without even a window visible on this west side.
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Breaking it apparently wouldn’t be possible either, even if there
was one, according to Alice.
As for a method for moving across the wall, there probably
weren’t any aside from preparing something like a piton2 used
in rock climbing and driving that into the seams between the
marble. There wasn’t any great difference in effort between
ascending or descending, so I would rather set the floors above
as my goal, but the problem with that would be that—
I stared at Alice on my left with the most serious expression I
could muster and asked, resigned to the low chance of getting a
reply.
“If we were to head upwards… is there somewhere we can
return into the tower from?”
Alice showed a hesitating expression as expected and chewed
on her lips at that. If we could enter the tower by climbing, that
would indeed be extremely close to the highest floor where
Administrator resides. Guiding an enemy of the church to such a
place would be nearly the same as committing a taboo as an
integrity knight, a guardian.
However—

2 Piton – Pitons are metal spikes used in climbing stuff, by driving them
into holes or gaps. However, the original word used here was “haken”, a
German word commonly used in Japanese to refer to that, rather than an
English word.
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Alice drew in a deep breath, then put strength into her gaze
and nodded.
“There is. On the ninety-fifth floor, a place called the
«Morning Star Lookout», should be entirely see-through, with
only pillars for its four walls. We should be able to easily return
inside if we could climb up there. …However.”
A remarkably strong gleam resided in her two blue eyes.
“Even if we reach the ninety-fifth floor, I will cut you there
without fail.”
Taking on the integrity knight’s gaze, filled with enough
resolve to cause a prickly numbness on my nape, head-on, I
nodded in return.
“That’s our agreement from the start, after all. Well—you’re
okay with climbing the wall, then?”
“…Very well. It is more pragmatic than descending to the
ground from here. However… despite how assuredly you said it,
how do you intend on climbing this vertical wall?”
“Well, obviously, we’re going to run vertically… no, that’s a
joke.”
After clearing my throat in a bid to escape Alice’s glance that
had rapidly froze down to below absolute zero, I swapped my
sword to my left hand, held out my right palm, and chanted an
art.
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“System call! Generate metallic element!“
A metallic element, shining like mercury, was instantly
created, so I altered its form with a supplement art and the
power of my imagination. Pulling it out to a length of around
fifty centimeters and sharpening its point to the shape of a thin
blade, I made an impromptu large piton which I firmly held
onto.
Looking up at the stone seam my black sword was thrust into
overhead, I swung my right hand with force.
“Hmph!”
Upon driving in the piton with as much strength as I could
muster, fortunately, the blade portion stabbed into the narrow
gap without breaking. I tried to pry it out, upwards and
downwards, but it seemed like it would stay fixed without issue
even if my body weight hung off it.
The Lives of objects created through sacred arts were
exceedingly low, vanishing in a few hours even when left alone.
Hence, the lifeline connecting Alice and myself wasn’t used in
the end, but it would suffice if it was strong enough to support
us as we climbed the wall.
While sensing Alice’s usual suspicious look, I firmly gripped
the piton with my right hand and drew my black sword that had
been abused to its limit with my left. I stored that into the
sheath on my waist, then dangled off the piton extruding
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around forty centimeters from the wall with both hands and
treated it as a horizontal bar as I did a kip3.
Although my physical ability in the Underworld didn’t reach
mine at the end of the SAO period that would make a B movie’s
ninja ashamed, it still far more nimble, yet brawny, when
compared to the real world. Placing my right foot on the bar, I
steadily placed my left hand onto the wall while lifting my body
up in a single stroke and succeeded in standing atop the thin,
metallic rod.
“Are… are you all right?”
After lowering my sight at that hoarse voice, I saw Alice
gripping tightly onto the golden chain with her free hand and
looking up at me with a somewhat pale face. That expression
gave off an unexpectedly childish impression and made me
want to pretend I was falling against my better judgement, but
killed that thought, knowing this wasn’t the place for it.
“I’m fine… I think.”
Casually giving a signal with my right hand, I chanted the art
again and brought forth a new piton. Driving it into the next gap
I could see overhead with plenty of strength, I climbed up with
the same process as earlier. While embracing a modest sense of
accomplishment over finally advancing, though it was merely
two meters, I called out to Alice below.

We somehow made it worse . . .

. . . time to go to my grave and say hello

Is this what doomsday is like?

No, doomsday is like 10,455pp. This is what the end looks like.

I didn't ctrl+c ctrl+v that, I manually typed that and it's actually tiring

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vitriol vindicates vital verbosity.

whenever worsened, weather wanes.

I am the Bone of my fur
Flufflyness is my Body and cuteness my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Cats,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Felines.
Yet those Hands will never pet Anything.
So, as I Pray--

Unlimited Cat Works

I'VE FOUND OUR ESCAPE! QUICK, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Great Game, but i have a few problems

1. Weird segment in the game where john and garfield hijack a plane and plan to fly it into the twin towers, making you go through a sequence to calm everyone down in the plane, how did that get past the ESRB??
2. After that, Garfield, John and Odie posed as seal team six members to kill osama bin laden that way they wouldn’t tell them who really were the masterminds of 9/11
3. Near the end of the game, John gets rejected by Liz, he becomes an incel and shoots up his workplace? Honestly, who thought that was a good idea?
4. Garfield pledges his alleigance to ISIS, which was really confusing for the plot of a family friendly child game

Honestly, this game's pretty fun, but those parts stood out to me, while it's fun, how did this get accepted by the ESRB? seriously?

So I was on my way to Flavortown, and out of nowhere, Gordon Ramsay jumps me in a remote New York alleyway asking me for the “lamb sauce.” Unluckily for me, I left my trusty lamb sauce at my apartment, and this was God’s way of punishing me. I thought this was the end, and that there was no coming back, but due to my immense adrenaline spike, I called upon the flavor-sprites to lend me their power, and I suddenly transformed into Guy Fieri. Gordon was taken aback by the immediate and awe inspiring transformation so much he started swearing like a middle-schooler who just got his Juul confiscated for the fifth time. Although his morale was lowered, he was still ready to fight. Gordon made a valiant attempt to land a blow, but my stress levels, combined with the holy form of Guy Fieri, was too much for him. I ascended to the cloudy skies and summoned the strongest spaghetti noodles known to man to restrain him and banish him to the land of Brussel Sprouts and Spoiled Milk. Not wanting to be taken alive, Gordon combusted into a pathetic pile of perfectly filleted onion rings and submitted to my unlimited power. As I transformed back into my normal form, I reflected on my actions and felt remorseful. After all, it was I who forgot the lamb sauce. I eventually made it to Flavortown, but I haven’t been the same since...

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Ca-captain...

I... don't feel... so good...

Oh well, it seems that the infection spreads out of this thread quickly.. YOLO. Can't fight it alone on meta threads..

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I got resurrected. But then I saw Aiseca say "YOLO"

... I am scared to ask, but what year is this?

abraker wrote:

I am scared to ask, but what year is this?

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