Don't let the OT Royal Society take our 99% alcohol away!!!

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abraker

NOTICE

Dear denizens, I speak to you today as the head of the OT Royal Society of Quality. I first subtly introduced 99% alcohol during the successful launch of my performance improvement product, the osu!pill . Since then 99% alcohol has been a staple of many things in this land - from drinking until one joins the great OT gods, getting drunk enough to do shit that gets you shot by the lords, to just getting drunk and throw shitposts at each other.

However, there was an incident several thousand posts ago that created a stir among the OT Royal Society. I'm sure you had heard the rumors that
over 2000 barrels of 99% alcohol got washed away. While this did not affect OT significantly, the 99% alcohol made its way to neighboring land's water supply, G&R. The effects of this were rather unfortunate... I admit the supply was not secure enough and there some I will not name who are at fault here, but the solution to this is not to ban 99% alcohol.

I attempted all I could do to halt the progress of passing the ban, however there is so much I can do being part of a branch that just "pretties OT". Please lend me your support and let's show the OT Royal Society that we want our 99% alcohol!
ColdTooth
I drink responsively

- Thirty-six seconds before disaster
TeeArctic1
Don't listen to this false prophet that wishes to close down our bazaar by allowing 99% alcohol onto the market again, only to be heavily regulated and discontinued.

Keep the black market intact!
Meah
Drink water you fucks
levesterz
Kill all sion.
johnmedina999

levesterz wrote:

Kill all sion.
But sion is best girl :(
Ashton
guys, water is a much healthier alternative
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abraker
To those saying to just drink water, you guys have no idea what Zekks and Roshan put into those bottles. OT Royal Society allows them only because their active ingredient is below the threshold of what is considered to be addictive.
TeeArctic1

abraker wrote:

To those saying to just drink water, you guys have no idea what Zekks and Roshan put into those bottles. OT Royal Society allows them only because their active ingredient is below the threshold of what is considered to be addictive.
Are you saying that it's diluted 99% alcohol? Is the OT Royal Society poisoning their own people?
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abraker

TeeArctic1 wrote:

Are you saying that it's diluted 99% alcohol? Is the OT Royal Society poisoning their own people?
99% alcohol is 99% alcohol. The OSU! Water and OT!Water are not pure water. Allmynamestaken did an astounding write up on the dangers of OSU! Water around tens of thousand posts ago. It includes some dangers of osu!pill as well, but that is expected, unlike water. As for OT!water, there is some evidence that it is reverse engineered OSU! water, which not that all surprising considering Allmynamestaken has infiltrated my facilities to take samples of osu!pill.
hayate13
what the hell is abraker smoking
Topic Starter
abraker

hayate13 wrote:

what the hell is abraker smoking
Definitely not 99% weed
hayate13
i guess im having what youre having
Green Platinum

Meah wrote:

Drink water you fucks
If you let C = 0 isn't water technically an alcohol?
Meah

Green Platinum wrote:

Meah wrote:

Drink water you fucks
If you let C = 0 isn't water technically an alcohol?
you don't so it's not
Westonini
Is the other 1% regret?
MinNin
I gotta make some anime out of this..
TeeArctic1

MinNin wrote:

I gotta make some anime out of this..
Season 4 of the OT Chronicles anime

The 99% alcohol arc
MinNin

TeeArctic1 wrote:

Season 4 of the OT Chronicles anime
cue the 4th opening
johnmedina999
Hold up... isn't abraker the head scientist of the OT Royal Society? I think this is all just a bluff to bring publicity to his dead meme 99% alcohol sales.
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