If you were to have a child, what would you name it?

Low

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Low 2012-02-18T15:49:26+00:00

Boy - Derek
Girl - Krystal

EDIT: okay serious names

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Cuddlebun

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Cuddlebun 2012-02-18T16:02:25+00:00

saw this and was hoping for a serious thread because that's actually an interesting topic

guess not

Rantai

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Rantai 2012-02-18T16:17:25+00:00

Want to make it serious?

Male: Edward

Female: Erika

I like my E's. Not sure why I like the name Erika so much but /shrug

Always lurking.

Backfire

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Backfire 2012-02-18T16:23:02+00:00

Vinyl Scratch
or Pinky Pie
or Fluttershy
or Applejack

ALL BOYS

adam2046

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adam2046 2012-02-18T16:25:43+00:00

I was convinced Jacob was Jarby for a while there.
I'm pretty sure this thread already exists somewhere in OT.

Corin

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Corin 2012-02-18T16:35:00+00:00

Girl: Lilly
Boy: *shrugs*

Galkan

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Galkan 2012-02-18T16:49:17+00:00

adam2046 wrote:
I'm pretty sure this thread already exists somewhere in OT.

Indeed.
viewtopic.php?f=52&t=22922&start=0

I think my ideas are same as before.

Rii_old_1

Rii_old_1 2012-02-18T16:51:35+00:00

Boy: Paul
Girl: Erica or Sabrina (lol pokemon, but I always found those names pretty)

Pokebis

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Pokebis 2012-02-18T17:02:58+00:00

I'd discuss it with the other person in the situation.

It ends.

Kyonko Hizara

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Kyonko Hizara 2012-02-18T17:24:57+00:00

Applejack and Applebloom
Doesnt matter what gender they are

OzzyOzrock

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OzzyOzrock 2012-02-18T17:28:06+00:00

i like how only the stupid people here are contributing horrible names

i really do like it ANYWAYS I think I'll make my son the 4th Jesus in a row. Daughter, uh, wifey can choose.

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dkun

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dkun 2012-02-18T17:28:32+00:00

Shai for a girl and Inri for a boy.

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Shohei Ohtani

Shohei Ohtani 2012-02-18T17:38:44+00:00

Boy: Ignacio
Girl: Nicole

Whee.

Shiirn

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Shiirn 2012-02-18T17:59:41+00:00

Girl: Alicia
Boy: Corey

If you can see this it means I'm posting outside of the mapping forums and you should take anything I said with heaps of salt, or as purely intended for humor.

UnderminE

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UnderminE 2012-02-18T18:48:53+00:00

Rantai wrote:
Female: Erika

I like my E's. Not sure why I like the name Erika so much but /shrug

\:D/

Tuba.

YodaSnipe

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YodaSnipe 2012-02-18T18:57:36+00:00

Female: Mio, Hina, Moka, Yomi
Male: Kouta, Yoda

muahah my child will be legendary

Cuddlebun

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Cuddlebun 2012-02-18T19:00:34+00:00

well IF we're actually being serious, my offspring would have the Latin names of my mom and brother--since all three of us studied Latin for several years and are Latin dorks

son: Justinian after my brother
daughter: Phoebe after my mom

if I have two sons the second will be named Phoebus Apollo. It is a cruel name but damn will I enjoy shouting "Phoebus Apolloooo get in here". If I have twins they will be named Apollo and Artemis. My children will hate me.

YodaSnipe

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YodaSnipe 2012-02-18T19:01:12+00:00

Cuddlebun wrote:
well IF we're actually being serious

You think I'm not serious?

Skuld

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Skuld 2012-02-18T19:58:04+00:00

oh no

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t3dd123

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t3dd123 2012-02-18T20:48:17+00:00

Girl: Amaterasu.
Boy: Chibiterasu.

Faust

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Faust 2012-02-18T21:03:18+00:00

Shiirn wrote:
Girl: Alicia
Boy: Corey

ho ho

On topic: Considerations.

Girl: Addie, Avery, Caren & Haru.

Boy: Leon, Merem, Noel, Sebastian & Stacy

That was a good 10 minutes spent looking up names.

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Skuld

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Skuld 2012-02-18T21:08:21+00:00

t3dd123 wrote:
Girl: Amaterasu.

Ammy. <3

Cyclohexane

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Cyclohexane 2012-02-18T23:01:06+00:00

Hmm, let's see...
Definitely Chloé for my daughter. I love that name.
I definitely have no idea of what name I'd give my son, though.

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mathexpert

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mathexpert 2012-02-18T23:38:44+00:00

Girl: Melody (such a pretty name ><)
Boy: Yuki, Alfred

yuuki_old

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yuuki_old 2012-02-18T23:49:18+00:00

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Mara

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Mara 2012-02-18T23:54:06+00:00

I will never have any kids, so I don't need to think about this case.

Keksi

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Keksi 2012-02-18T23:54:50+00:00

LunaticMara wrote:
I will never have any kids, so I don't need to think about this case.

Rena-chan

Rena-chan 2012-02-19T02:15:16+00:00

Lucky. Regardless of sex.

But on a more serious note...

Girl: Anchelika
Boy: Kasper

SilentKiller

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SilentKiller 2012-02-19T02:31:10+00:00

Boy: Eric
Girl: Emma

Pokebis

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Pokebis 2012-02-19T04:04:48+00:00

OzzyOzrock wrote:
stupid people

OzzyOzrock wrote:
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It ends.

ampzz

ampzz 2012-02-19T04:23:25+00:00

Already had names for my kids chosen when Jasmine was still in Australia which were both agreed on without needing to compromise.

Son - Lachlan
Daughter - Simone

Would've been nice but we don't plan on having kids until mid thirties.

kriers

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kriers 2012-02-19T04:48:27+00:00

boy: nfi
girl: nfi

._ .

vizzy

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vizzy 2012-02-19T05:25:30+00:00

Male: Chad
Female: Alicia or Alice

xRayne

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xRayne 2012-02-19T17:31:52+00:00

I dont want to birth kids P:

But I wouldn't mind adopting...

Boy: Eric, maybe? s:
Girl: Megan :3 Sounds cute to me.

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Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers;
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silmarilen

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silmarilen 2012-02-19T17:38:06+00:00

i havent really thought of specific names, but i want my kids to have uncommon names that still seem ok to use.

Drexel13

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Drexel13 2012-02-20T10:01:46+00:00

Girl: Shori Sisilia
Boy: Hendry Ahmediyah
._.

halo..

Hika

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Hika 2012-02-20T10:17:46+00:00

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Mismagius

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Mismagius 2012-02-20T10:23:57+00:00

Hika wrote:
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IppE 2012-02-20T10:38:38+00:00

Yin

thelewa

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thelewa 2012-02-20T13:56:25+00:00

Mara

ampzz

ampzz 2012-02-20T14:42:28+00:00

kriers wrote:
boy: nfi
girl: nfi

Your child will loathe you forever with a name like that; I know I would hate my father giving me that.

kriers

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kriers 2012-02-20T14:45:43+00:00

I'll let my wife decide \o/

Mukku

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Mukku 2012-02-20T15:07:40+00:00

If it's a boy: Bomber Samurai Jack

I think

Nharox rules

i think umineko is a pretty cool guy, eh desires beatrice and doesn't afraid of anything

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maal

maal 2012-02-20T15:16:31+00:00

Rena-chan wrote:
Lucky. Regardless of sex.

But on a more serious note...
Girl: Anchelika
Boy: Kasper

this danish boy name

And I don't know, I'm 16, can't really say anything yet. Always liked the name Frederik for a guy though..

Shellghost

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Shellghost 2012-02-20T15:28:34+00:00

Regret.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

dNextGen

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dNextGen 2012-02-20T15:31:25+00:00

Mouse only,no,i mean,seriously

mathexpert

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mathexpert 2012-02-20T17:42:50+00:00

ampzz wrote:
Your child will loathe you forever with a name like that; I know I would hate my father giving me that.

lol when your kid becomes a rebel teenager he's gonna hate you regardless, it might as well be because of his name.

Rii_old_1

Rii_old_1 2012-02-20T18:28:25+00:00

mathexpert9981 wrote:
ampzz wrote:
Your child will loathe you forever with a name like that; I know I would hate my father giving me that.
lol when your kid becomes a rebel teenager he's gonna hate you regardless, it might as well be because of his name.

hate for the name stays forever though.
and hating your parent(s) cuz of teenager isn't always like that (I never felt it).

foulcoon

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foulcoon 2012-02-21T09:45:50+00:00

boy: Megatron

girl: j-wow

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thelewa

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thelewa 2012-02-21T10:06:19+00:00

mathexpert9981 wrote:
ampzz wrote:
Your child will loathe you forever with a name like that; I know I would hate my father giving me that.
lol when your kid becomes a rebel teenager he's gonna hate you regardless, it might as well be because of his name.

I'm a teenager and I don't hate my parents, what is this ???

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