Hai! I play with touchpad
FUN FACTS:
Did you know that banging your head against a wall will burn 150 calories? Did you know that You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television? Did you know Coca-Cola would be green if coloring wasn’t added to it? Did you know that the world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9,000 years old? Did you know that the full name for Los Angeles is El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula???????????
Now you are fully educated through my fun facts I will tell you my jokes!
What do you call an air conditioner that throw out corn? AIR CORN-DITIONER
What do you call dear with an eye? AN IDEA
What do you call a dear with no eye? NO IDEA
What do you call a person with no body or a nose? NOBODY KNOWS
What did the business man say to the corn? "You have a great CORN-dition"
What did the doctor say to the patient? "You have a great CORN-dition"
How to make 50 Pikachus get in the bus???? Well you POKEMON
What did the sea say to the other sea? Nothing they just WAVE
What did the other sea say to the other sea? "SEA you later"
What did sushi A say to sushi B? "WASSABI"
If you want me to spam jokes and fun facts at you, then I'm all yours.
P.S: I quit the first few months and just got back into it