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abraker
Oh no, the osu! world is falling apart! Will you save yourself or the person above you?

pointless bonus: anyone with a cat avatar has 9 lives
keremaru
well shit
higher pp means more important, i'll sacrifice myself for the obviously greater mania player
yuhaii
i'll go save myself, this guy is a shit to deal with
Bloom
I sacrifice myself for the guy with greater survival potential.
vinnicci
Worthless me doesn't need saving.
Penguin
I'll save you so you can find meaning and worthiness with your life
keremaru
i'll save because snorlax <3
Achromalia
I'd save you, wouldn't care if I died, because I'd already be dead before I could care. I'd rather save someone else with more of an opportunity to actually do something instead of letting myself live and have myself do absolutely nothing useful. I'd spend the rest of my life hating myself anyways.

I'd do it if it keeps others alive, and if whatever sacrifice I may or may not be making can still help someone enjoy their life. It'd be better for them.


...I guess i'll save you, you fucking amazing ninja.
Zeralt
I'll save myself because you are dead anyways.
uv937
Save myself so I can try to pass Galaxy Collapse. Sorry.
DJ Enetro
Saving myself. Idek anything about you to even consider you for saving tbh.
Bloom
I'll save DJ Enetro because I'm less important.
yuhaii
would save you.
since you need to find out you actually have a meaning with your life.
Ender Lain
Save best friend.md
DJ Enetro
Saya minta maaf Izect...

I’m saving yuhaii BC of our collab
(Either way izect is doomed, and I’m saved)
Achromalia
Sure, I'd save you.
Bloom
I'd save myself because you're dead already.
Cahyono29
i'd save you because i want to be a hero :3
hero doesn't need a reason to save someone
Husa
save because grammar sucks
Perfection
save myself because you're trash ;-;
DJ Enetro
Save myself so I can understand why society is shit at times
Bloom
Save you so I don't have to understand why society is shit at times.
keremaru
save you so I can fall even deeper into the bottomless pit
Achromalia
save you so I fall into the abyss first.
Bloom
Save you so you can't see what's at the end of the abyss.
Achromalia
Save you so that you realize that was actually just a wormhole and I wanted to attract others to fall into it so I can finally freefall into nothingness >:D
keremaru
save you and attach yourself to a bungie cord so I can fall faster with my 200 lbs weights >:)
Achromalia

keremal wrote:

save you and attach yourself to a bungie cord so I can fall faster with my 200 lbs weights >:)
uhhh but what's the bungie cord attached to?

Save you, push you away as you fall towards the wormhole. I leave the unattached bungie cord with me in case I need to use it for anyone else.
keremaru

Xuequinox wrote:

uhhh but what's the bungie cord attached to?
obviously the bridge everyone jumped off of simultaneously.

ot: save them from falling faster than me by supplying a parachute.
Achromalia

keremal wrote:

ot: save them from falling faster than me by supplying a parachute.
The parachute wont open. Neither will the emergency glider.

keremal passes through the wormhole, and comes out of a nearby wormhole that' we've already passed, but in the opposite direction to where we're falling to.
keremaru
another wormhole comes out below all of you and sends you all to the same direction im falling into, but then a wormhole eats me up then sends me into the same direction you guys were heading into, but then immediately closes.
so basically save.
edit: by wormholes.
Achromalia
You do know that could be interpreted in two ways, right? I'll take the one I perceived first-- We're sent back up, and as we slow down to fall back to the abyss, we see you coming up. It seems like you'll be heading in last.

I'll save you anyways.

As you come up, I tie your body up, and the bungie cord wraps around you. I grab the other end, and make a nice tight knot. Unfortunately, I could only tie up your arms, but I think that'll hold for your next 2 turns (effect: you cannot move for your next 2 turns, but you are able to be influenced by the environment, thus wormholes and other events can still give you shortcuts or warp you elsewhere).

We're heading down at about the same level. Since I can only proceed through each turn with 1 action, I can only wait until my next post.
Topic Starter
abraker
I am saving you because this is the most high quality thing I read in forum games

I use a tractor beam from my spaceship to pull you from the gravitation collapse of the singularity that is the black hole, but inadvertently pull myself in because for every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. Farewell guys, it was worth it!
Zozimoto
I'll save myself, because I'm a selfish asshole, also because what @abraker wrote wasn't 4 lines long.
Husa
save reoru
Achromalia

Reoru wrote:

save reoru
Zozimoto
save myself because you decided to save someone that didn't save me
Achromalia

Achromalia wrote:

Reoru wrote:

save reoru
Topic Starter
abraker
saving myself. I don't condone double quoting same thing
Zozimoto
saving abraker cause i agree with him
Achromalia
saving zozimoto

no reason
keremaru
i'll save you, by unwrapping the bungie cord you put on me two turns ago, shooting an arrow back up to the surface by usage of portals from fucking portal 2. of course, this would take 30 seconds to perform, as the bungie cord was tight, but it was still worth it. you're now stuck at the top of the falling hole for 3 turns, while i fall faster with the extra weight of the portal gun.
Achromalia
Where the fuck do you keep all your shit, in a huge-ass backpack or something? okay then

Sure, I'm far behind. It doesn't mean I cant reach you. Since your post was rather vague as to how I was pinned, and what it was that physically restrains me from moving, I can use those portals right about now. I'll throw the arrow like a spear straight through, and--

well shit, it's not fast enough. It wouldn't have done anything anyways.

Hmm. I guess I'm stuck here for now, somehow. I dont know what's holding me up or whats keeping me from falling but okay. I'll just get this thing prepared for the next turn.

Hmm. I dont have the gaseous resource I needed for this, but I can make it with what little tools I've been able to carry.

I guess I'll save myself for now and stay here. Have fun falling into the abyss, it's still a pretty long distance away.
Zozimoto
i like falling into abysses, save Archomalia
keremaru

Achromalia wrote:

Where the fuck do you keep all your shit, in a huge-ass backpack or something?

why yes, yes i do.
and by using this huge-ass backpack, that of whom's size is not defined, so it is just about as big as a child's table, length of legs included as width of the backpack, i will make a portal on aforementioned backpack using a different portal gun than the one before, and send above user to a cafe in london, at least 5,000 miles away from this seemingly bottomless abyss, which i had already put a destination portal on the roof of, and put a large pillow for landing inside of the portal that leads to the cafe, throwing it up towards that user, where they will be safe, unless something happens. have some coffee.
Achromalia
Perhaps explain how I'm being held up?

Damn you're falling pretty quickly.

Achromalia wrote:

I guess I'll save myself for now and stay here.


Welp. I'm having some trouble putting this thing together...
Husa
WTf STOP achromalia and keremal. keep it 10 words or less u cunts ficking ngersa ajiwiwlqølqmn


save you so you can reflevt on ur actions smh
Penguin

Reoru wrote:

keep it 10 words or less u cunts ficking ngersa ajiwiwlqølqmn
woah...

I'll save myself until you chill out with that harsh ass language you mother fu...

oops
Husa
you are correct so save you :(
Achromalia

Reoru wrote:

you are correct so save you :(
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