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sausage
umbrella
i got to take a shit brb
umbrella
i got to take a shit brb
Hope is a strange thing.
*puts all sexual thoughts in storage for later*
lol'd. also, best OP since weegeefailboat wrote:
sausage
umbrella
i got to take a shit brb
Shit happens, but keep calm and carry on.
I'll try to remember to post here whenever I have to take a poop when at home
hell I could post here WHILE pooping thanks to the magic of phones not really being phones any more
hell I could post here WHILE pooping thanks to the magic of phones not really being phones any more
It's harder to market mini-laptops which you can make phone calls on.
Dude what if the TV is EVERYONE'S MINDS
ignorance is bliss
computers never fucking do what you want them to do
EVEN WHEN YOU GIVE THEM IMPLICIT, LOGICAL STATEMENTS
CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED TO ENSURE THAT THEY CANNOT POSSIBLY GET IT WRONG SOMEHOW
STATEMENTS SO BLEEDINGLY OBVIOUS THAT EVEN AN INFANT MISSING HALF OF ITS BRAIN WOULD BE CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING THEM
EVEN WHEN YOU GIVE THEM IMPLICIT, LOGICAL STATEMENTS
CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED TO ENSURE THAT THEY CANNOT POSSIBLY GET IT WRONG SOMEHOW
STATEMENTS SO BLEEDINGLY OBVIOUS THAT EVEN AN INFANT MISSING HALF OF ITS BRAIN WOULD BE CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING THEM
hahaha, oh youEphemeral wrote:
EVEN WHEN YOU GIVE THEM IMPLICIT, LOGICAL STATEMENTS
That reminds me of The Truman Show.Sinistro wrote:
Dude what if the TV is EVERYONE'S MINDS
I am on my android posting this whilst pooping.
I do this quite often ^_^
I do this quite often ^_^
I too happen to poop once in a while.
What if there was a device that put together all the tiny unused bits of soap left on the soap holder in your shower and compressed it into another bar of soap, ready to be used?
^ Make it happen.
i don't use bars of soap, get dat shit in a bottle yo
People die if they are killed...
I can't get a tuba for Christmas, my life is ruined.
We have the same fate.fishie wrote:
I can't get a tuba for Christmas, my life is ruined.
yes, found this thread
goin' to take a dump
goin' to take a dump
One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK.. the Mummy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up, and then Mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... That's how you get jewelry."
The little girl explained, "Well... OK.. the Mummy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up, and then Mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... That's how you get jewelry."
A teenager runs into the house and asks her mother "Is it true what Mandy just told me? Babies come out the same place that boy's thingies go in?"
"Yes," replied her mother, relieved that the embarrassing subject had finally come up and she didn't have to explain.
"Oh God! When I have a baby then, will it knock my teeth out?"
"Yes," replied her mother, relieved that the embarrassing subject had finally come up and she didn't have to explain.
"Oh God! When I have a baby then, will it knock my teeth out?"
i wonder how much vulgarity can be put into a still-coherent sentence.
Shohei Ohtani
I want a pearl necklace for Christmas.those wrote:
One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK.. the Mummy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up, and then Mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... That's how you get jewelry."
-holy shit i just remembered that was tomorrow.CDFA wrote:
The PSAT
-was watching anime
-fml
You heard the lady, Vext. You know what to do.Firo Prochainezo wrote:
I want a pearl necklace for Christmas.
Awww damn it.LunaticMara wrote:
You heard the lady, Vext. You know what to do.Firo Prochainezo wrote:
I want a pearl necklace for Christmas.
vext would look sexy in a pear necklace
foster the people is love.
I DUNNO BUT ALIENS.Soly wrote:
Humans are probably an alien experiment. What we think of as god really are just technologically advanced aliens. Everything is made out of atoms right? What if in another dimension or existence everything is made out of something else, or our understanding of what makes something something is completely different. Humans have this common habit of projecting, you see it with kids all the time using inanimate objects as imaginary friends. So what if that projection abillity was taken from humans? Would we then be a species free from the constraints of our primal desires? Would we become pure conciousness? What if existence is layered, you know how you can put shit on layers in photoshop? yeah something like that. There could be an afterlife if that was the case. These things we don't know. But doesn't that sort of shit make you more excited about existence? That science can't explain or sum up all of our feelings into chemical reactions. Think of the possibillities!
Dude! Dude listen. Listen what if-. No dude listen. What If I wake up right now and I'm actually Bill Cosby!
then i'm john lennonShellghost wrote:
Dude! Dude listen. Listen what if-. No dude listen. What If I wake up right now and I'm actually Bill Cosby!
sometimes, i'm even unsure of myself.
but hey, all in good faith.
but hey, all in good faith.
Haven't taken a shit in a while.
I've never understood the waifu thing. I don't find anime characters attractive enough to want to marry them or be married to them in any way. Do these people really love to imagine living with that person everyday? Since I'm gay, I would most likely find the male characters more attractive, but still not to the point of marriage.
You do not need to understand it.
If some people are like that, then let them be.
?!?!
If some people are like that, then let them be.
?!?!
fear is in my head
i can sleep if i want to
i can sleep if i want to
Me neither. I guess my lack of attraction to insects is the major difference.animask wrote:
I've never understood the waifu thing. I don't find anime characters attractive enough to want to marry them or be married to them in any way. Do these people really love to imagine living with that person everyday? Since I'm gay, I would most likely find the male characters more attractive, but still not to the point of marriage.
I really like these slippers. They're in the shape of dog heads and enormously embarrassing, but I feel both free and warm in these things. It's great.
That is also a perfect metaphor for something else I've been thinking about: Why do people always strive for absolute freedom when living in a metaphorical golden cage can make you just as happy? As long as that golden cage allows your personality to unfold, what is so bad about it?
Or is that what people actually want, instead of "absolute freedom"? The freedom to unfold yourself, while still being protected from unknown and evil, and having the most basic needs being fulfilled "by themselves"? That is not what one calls absolute freedom, but maybe I'm just being silly. Actually, yes. Oh, good no one can usually read my thoughts.
That is also a perfect metaphor for something else I've been thinking about: Why do people always strive for absolute freedom when living in a metaphorical golden cage can make you just as happy? As long as that golden cage allows your personality to unfold, what is so bad about it?
Or is that what people actually want, instead of "absolute freedom"? The freedom to unfold yourself, while still being protected from unknown and evil, and having the most basic needs being fulfilled "by themselves"? That is not what one calls absolute freedom, but maybe I'm just being silly. Actually, yes. Oh, good no one can usually read my thoughts.
I swear I won't fall asleep next time and I will try to be on time, aaagh!, don't be mad ;__;