1. It has very thought-provoking content
my thoughts were never this provoked before
2. OT!neus denizens are the only good news writers
heh who am i kidding only john writes these
3. OT!neus has literally everything you can think of
lolis, koren, fake koren, \(OзО)/, shrek antagonists, smol nozomi, shitty ctb chokes, shitty non-ctb chokes, sandwiches and much much more
4. abraker is the king admin
no butts about it
5. it has quality discussion
yes, we have really high quality discussion
5. koren shitposts there
just having the only good shitposter will make you extremely erect
and thats the end of my