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johnmedina999
I'll let either Meah to come up to the stage
Or Blitzfrog to protect his image in a fit of rage.
This is a Free For All, ater all.
It's no fun if only we are having a ball.
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DJ Enetro
Lol true, someone rap back pls
kai99
hi
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DJ Enetro
Pls rap kai99
Meah
Sad thing, I can only roast. I cannot rap.
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DJ Enetro
Dang it John I swear, I'm very disappointed
I expected harsh blows but got splashed and anointed
So what do you two say, Blitz and John
To have another round, see who's the con?
Meah
ok johnmedina wins
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DJ Enetro
Not yet
Meah
But it was pretty obv. that johnmedina999 will walk out as the victor.
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DJ Enetro
Then I'll just keep on pummeling him with raps 'til he tires out
johnmedina999
Sorry. I haven't been rapping because
I have a life to live. I'm actually packing
Boxes, and you're wasting your time
On coming up with second-rate rhymes.

The consensus is unanimous:
I am the winner, of course.
If you want a rematch, bring it on, my man.
But you need to work on your rhymes; tell you what: you can
Message me for tips, I can make you into a rapping knight.
But never into king, for you will never match my might.
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DJ Enetro
No worries, but still, you've had your fill
At school I help with math and spelling bees still
Knowledge is power, but second to experience
And that's even second to sprit, where you're dense
My raps are spontaneous, quickly drawn too,
me la pelas? please, won't give anything to you
Except a diss by me, DJ Ja(son)
So flip off and tell me some good words today

And the consensus? Not all of the close to 1 billion spoke
But this battle will get heated up like a CPU, no joke

Let's go
ColdTooth
Boy, you callin' in a rap challenge?
I'll have you know that gives me an advantage.
Workin' all night and sleepin' all day
Fuck man, you're just as good as they say!

Step right in, there's no way goin' back
Mess with me and I'll give yo' face a smack.
School is full of shit, who the fuck cares about your hit
When I got myself a diss, better than your hiss.

I'll show you the transcendence
It's better than yo' goofy sentence.
Cause they hatin' on me
And they baitin' me in,
But it's just not good enough
Your balance sucks
Keep yo' distance tuck
And just open your ears, peasent.

I ain' ready to give up yet
I'm faster than those clowns you met
But you're still here so I gotta tend
To something that you can't even mend.

You're slow that's right
No pro not bright
So let me take a drink
While I wait for your response
And you better rethink
Or you better ensconce.
Comfy Slippers
Lil CS on the mic, yung swagpants killa boi
check it chekky chekky bruh uguuuu~
ayyoo.. gimme a beat tho
throws a beat

ughh..yea...ughh.. yea... x50
this ones to all my fallen niggas
watchin u weebs tryna rap makes me wanna vomit
enetro, u just a lil bitch
got ur clique reppin, thinking yall fly
but the fact is, i'll just make more ppl cry
ugggh, lil CS going all out, 1 against the world OT, still winning, taking shots
making shitposters become stupid bots
but wats this filler deal?
OT i'm waitin 4 yo reply
but be respectful wit ur diss or else u gonna retry
dunno who im dissing rn
dass y im takin it a lil cool now
step on stage lemme make u a fool now
srsly, end your career rn
ya aint evar goin famous
this dude still a virgin, watching cartoons, i should call him brainless
he worth 50 cents i should call him curtis
yall sleazy kids just can't keep w/ mah flow
get yo shit right and atleast try to grow (up)
but its gonna be mkay, just follow my rules like the commandments
cause kid ur no match for me, I command MEN
lil CS out, make sure to follow me on soundcloud, bringing old underground hiphop back
yea ugh yea yea word lyf x50
drops microphone gently
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DJ Enetro
Go ahead, take a drink, think all you want
But your results won't add up to a 99-point font
johnmedina999 cares about school and tech,
So go ahead and diss me but you'll just get rekt
CS... Go flip off and write new rhymes,
Because your 50x line only passes on to limes
Sure I'm worth 50 cents but that's why I rock and you're trash
But your Euro style rapping needs a big rehash
As for ColdTooth? First, what Pokémon is that?
I have so much determination that I don't need to go back
You can go ahead and rap at me for all the time in the world
But for you two I'll flush you away: SWIRLED
I ain't hating but you guys could use some polish
But for thoughts on if I am that mean? ABOLISH
Besides I don't need quantity, I got quality
"Dunno who I'm dissing right now"? A FALLACY
Rurree
what the fuck is this gay shit
ColdTooth

DJ Enetro wrote:

Go ahead, take a drink, think all you want
But your results won't add up to a 99-point font
johnmedina999 cares about school and tech,
So go ahead and diss me but you'll just get rekt
CS... Go flip off and write new rhymes,
Because your 50x line only passes on to limes
Sure I'm worth 50 cents but that's why I rock and you're trash
But your Euro style rapping needs a big rehash
As for ColdTooth? First, what Pokémon is that?
I have so much determination that I don't need to go back
You can go ahead and rap at me for all the time in the world
But for you two I'll flush you away: SWIRLED
I ain't hating but you guys could use some polish
But for thoughts on if I am that mean? ABOLISH
Besides I don't need quantity, I got quality
"Dunno who I'm dissing right now"? A FALLACY
Here we go again with that same ol' vibe
You got nothin' better to do with that jibe.
Think you got away with that hit?
I could do better while doing a split.

Seriously, you don't know who the fuck I am?
I'm an Alolan Vulpix, I'll freeze yo ass 'till you're dead.
And I just might give you a chance
But it won't be enough till I'm in a trance.
Betcha can't escape the trap
That I laid out for your crap.

I'll tell you something about school
Everyone 'round you always think they're cool
Snapping pics at each other's dicks
That's a load of shit, that they think is lit.

I could think of a million ways to help your rap out
But you're way too stupid, so just sit there and pout.
Your rap wasn't funny, and neither is this one
But atleast I educated you down to the bone.
Sentencings
Blitzfrog
I was gonna spice this thread up
Buuuutttttt

Sentencings wrote:

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DJ Enetro
Two days later, you got a Cold Tooth
From chomping on the rap master at his booth
Thanks for the knowledge, I'll use it for your fall
So let's get this rap party started, one and all
Alolan Vulpix, huh? I prefer Sylveon
But if you try to freeze me, I'll burn you head-on
Sure she might be a generically fairy Eevee
But I'll find a way to hack into your systems like Beetee
Yo, you think I like d*** pics? Flipping NO
It's a way of destabilizing self-esteem, so let's go
Go ahead everyone, diss me full-on with hate
But I will knock your lights out so you won't subjugate

Let's keep this thread alive people
Qiyana

DJ Enetro wrote:

(s)he'd
It's great to see someone not assuming genders.
My voice sounds very high as if a cat got put in a blender.
And on cringe channel, I would be a star.
Hopping in and drinking kool-aid in a car.

Now i'm on off-topic and reading for pleasure.
People's cringe meters are out of measure.
To be on OT news would be great.
If you wanted to exist on a page that no on cared about.... (like myself)

And here we have Enetro, he's pretty great at rapping. Emphasis on "he."
I just assumed your gender.. get triggered mate. Teehee.
Comfy Slippers
woopwoop lil CS back at it wid a-noda fyr track
ayyo gimme hard beat mayne
giving lil CS a fyr beat, standby

ya thot i wuz thru, didnt u? u wheck a$$ nigguz
ugghhh, shit,, ughhh x25,, mixtape cummin thru 2019
i got hoez i got bichees i got hoez i got bichees i got hoez i got bichees
h8ers keep on h8in, i dun mind, keep the h8
best noe dis machine aint gonna get stopd
tri end fite me, oops u cant u r l8
tri end keep up, o w8 u r popd
ye cuz i got hoez i got bichees i got bichees i got hoes i got bichees
sum nigguz soundin lame, ya aint gotta crew
we wuz kangz we wuz kangz
collecting coinz like a jew
sharks, fart, smart, obsolete, concrete
sippin tea, spreading dimes, destroyd ur pusseh and rectum
tantrum
beatz ending mai boiz
so is ur career
ye cuz i got hoez i got bichees i got bichees i got hoes i got bichees
Qiyana

johnmedina999 wrote:

On coming up with second-rate rhymes.
don't want to be a downer but i have a little news.
that think you called roast wouldn't fit inside a noose.
that's right, what are you doing is pretty hypocritical.
send it to make-a-wish foundation and they can't even make a miracle.

i'm a little kid squeaker who really can't make friends.
and when i try to do so they run away and fret.
wait.. i'm so dumb, i put everything in lower case.
how can i worry about that when i'm dying just looking at your face.

it's disturbing. like burger king's dollar menu.
a guy who sits on forums and cannot pay his revenue.
(yes, i said "his" which means i assumed your gender. get triggered)
when the floor was shaking i thought it was a pig herd.

but it wasn't, your fat caused the floor to shake.
if i saw an alien and you, i couldn't tell the fake.
okay i'm done i just copied this off the internet because i suck at rapping.
stop reading this and go back to fa.....
Topic Starter
DJ Enetro

Dyl-Byl wrote:

I just assumed your gender.. get triggered mate. Teehee.


Nah fam I don't need to, cuz I'm actually male
But I'll make this clear like large text in the mail
I don't get triggered by you, only people who hate
And let's come back and CS GO for round 2, MATE
My career doesn't need a beat to continue, are you dope?
Must be 'cause you using so much abbreviations unlike the pope
I don't need whores at all, unlike you
I have a crush who's kind to me, and also blond too
Maybe I am late, but nothing will stop you from ignoring me
And besides, your redundant pattern of crap talk is boring me
I never expected you were through, in fact I liked it
So if you think that I'll bow to your feet, I say: BITE IT
mixtape cu**in through 2019? The flip are you doing?
I bet your "comfy slippers" you're wearing are booing
So you calling me a p***y huh? Such a low blow
And you're such a coward for saying you got "hoes"
My words are a maelstrom: drowning your disses out
So if I were you I would just sit there and pout
About... let's say making weak noobs cry
After all, they will be legends, if you let them try
Sorry for the offense, if you felt any
So come at me all, one or many

Dyl-Byl wrote:

stop reading this and go back to fa.....

Ty for censoring that.
Qiyana

DJ Enetro wrote:

saying you got "hoes"
i never said i had hoes or stuff.
i just went into the channel to give a small bluff.
i really don't want to come back because it's rude.
but i can't compare it to pics of you...

it probably smells as bad as it looks and stinks.
but it doesn't smell as bad as burger king
nothing does. but i have something to say.
tomorrow will come and people will forget you. (like Tina Fey)

key word: burger king is terrible
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DJ Enetro
No worries, I was rapping vs comfy slippers
Zekks
rap battle
Serraionga

Serraionga wrote:

Serraionga wrote:

zekks what are you doing
Ashton
%his is h'absoloutely disgusting..
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