After spending 10 days straight asking Kai questions about her personal life, and horribly making her AMA the longest ever, Blitz absolutely fell in love with her. Even asking questions while she was asleep, Kai slowly took over his life. 99 was all that was ever on his mind. She was distracting him when doing intense mathematical equations to present to abraker in their """peaceful""" exchange of ideas. She was distracting him in school, and even caused him to make a mistake in his newest project.
Blitz decided enough was enough, he decided that he could not handle the pain of not being with his one true love (absolutely ignoring Tae in his lovestruck emotions) and PM'd her for nudes just as he did to every other girl on the forums. This time, however, he was surprised for he simply could not believe his eyes. About five minutes after sending the PM, he got one back; it was a leg pic of Kai in a cute pink skirt (do you wear skirts?). Blitz almost fainted at the sight of it; he had never seen anything so lewd outside of porn and anime. So the basement dweller asked,
"wher do you liv micro dick???" (His "e" key no longer worked because he dropped his slider end all over the keyboard.) Kai, feeling quite submissive, decided to send her address thinking,
"What can possibly go wrong? He lives in NZ, I live, like, a billion miles away from him. He can never find me."
To her surprise, however, two days later, a fat stranger shows up at her door. Before she can let out "Good morning, who might you be?", the Frog pulls out his chloroform-drenched towel and forces it on her mouth and nose. Kai tries to escape, wacking and flailing like a fish out of water, but Blitz' sheer force is simply too strong.
...
99 wakes up later, tied up with chains not knowing where she was next to other crying lolis that were in the same situation. Kai had made it into Blitz' legendary Basement. This Basement is a special basement, as it is where the Frog stores his torture devices, lewd toys, the works. Blitzfrog walked down the stairs, saying "Oh, finally awake, are we?" He slowly waltzed up to her and removed the cloth tied tightly around her mouth, preventing her from speaking.
The first words she said after he removed the cloth were, "WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THE FUCK AM I WHO ARE YOU?????" Blitz simply replied, "Don't worry, micro dick, every thing will be just fine." Kai's eyes widened and her face reddened in realization: there was only one person who would ever call her micro dick. She never thought the Frog would ever actually find her,
Blitz started to lower himself to his knees while Kai struggled to free herself of her chains. He reassured her, "Now now, you're not stronk enough to break from those chains. Now you be a good trap and try to enjoy this, or else you get the whip." He pointed to a table containing a simple but effective whip. Kai decided it was better to do as she was told and stopped struggling. Blitz, satisfied, said, "There. That's what I thought. Now, lets see how much of a micro dick you really are."
Lifting up her skirt and lowering her パンツ, he found a hircircle instead of a slider. Surprised, he said, "Wow! This really is a micro dick! It's so small I can't even see it!" Kai, face now hotter than the sun and pumping with blood in embarrassment, responded, "T-told you I was a girl, you d-dip..."
Blitz, now on his knees, slowly went in for the kill. He whispered under his breath, "Sorry Tae" and proceeded to come closer to the hitcircle. He continued to get closer and closer, until his lips were touching hers. Then, slowly, sexually, lewdly, still touching her hitcircle lips with his, he asked...
And they lived happily ever after, Kai stuck in Blitz' Basement.
Blitz decided enough was enough, he decided that he could not handle the pain of not being with his one true love (absolutely ignoring Tae in his lovestruck emotions) and PM'd her for nudes just as he did to every other girl on the forums. This time, however, he was surprised for he simply could not believe his eyes. About five minutes after sending the PM, he got one back; it was a leg pic of Kai in a cute pink skirt (do you wear skirts?). Blitz almost fainted at the sight of it; he had never seen anything so lewd outside of porn and anime. So the basement dweller asked,
"wher do you liv micro dick???" (His "e" key no longer worked because he dropped his slider end all over the keyboard.) Kai, feeling quite submissive, decided to send her address thinking,
"What can possibly go wrong? He lives in NZ, I live, like, a billion miles away from him. He can never find me."
To her surprise, however, two days later, a fat stranger shows up at her door. Before she can let out "Good morning, who might you be?", the Frog pulls out his chloroform-drenched towel and forces it on her mouth and nose. Kai tries to escape, wacking and flailing like a fish out of water, but Blitz' sheer force is simply too strong.
...
99 wakes up later, tied up with chains not knowing where she was next to other crying lolis that were in the same situation. Kai had made it into Blitz' legendary Basement. This Basement is a special basement, as it is where the Frog stores his torture devices, lewd toys, the works. Blitzfrog walked down the stairs, saying "Oh, finally awake, are we?" He slowly waltzed up to her and removed the cloth tied tightly around her mouth, preventing her from speaking.
The first words she said after he removed the cloth were, "WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THE FUCK AM I WHO ARE YOU?????" Blitz simply replied, "Don't worry, micro dick, every thing will be just fine." Kai's eyes widened and her face reddened in realization: there was only one person who would ever call her micro dick. She never thought the Frog would ever actually find her,
Blitz started to lower himself to his knees while Kai struggled to free herself of her chains. He reassured her, "Now now, you're not stronk enough to break from those chains. Now you be a good trap and try to enjoy this, or else you get the whip." He pointed to a table containing a simple but effective whip. Kai decided it was better to do as she was told and stopped struggling. Blitz, satisfied, said, "There. That's what I thought. Now, lets see how much of a micro dick you really are."
Lifting up her skirt and lowering her パンツ, he found a hircircle instead of a slider. Surprised, he said, "Wow! This really is a micro dick! It's so small I can't even see it!" Kai, face now hotter than the sun and pumping with blood in embarrassment, responded, "T-told you I was a girl, you d-dip..."
Blitz, now on his knees, slowly went in for the kill. He whispered under his breath, "Sorry Tae" and proceeded to come closer to the hitcircle. He continued to get closer and closer, until his lips were touching hers. Then, slowly, sexually, lewdly, still touching her hitcircle lips with his, he asked...
Confused, and a bit turned on, she respondedBlitzfrog wrote:
What you absolutely won’t do in bed?
Continuing to ask questions, slowly getting faster, he askedKai99 wrote:
like uh i won't absolutely read a book that's for sure
Slowly starting to like it, she respondedBlitzfrog wrote:
Do you think that war is inevitable or can it be ended completely?
If you think it is inevitable about when do you think it will end?
If you think otherwise do you think humans are going to destroy each other?
They started going back and forth with the questions, Blitzfrog talking as fast as a radio amnouncer:Kai99 wrote:
>>it can be ended in theory but won't happen
>>I think around when there are like 50 or less human beings on this planet
>>not rly
Blitzfrog wrote:
Ok osu themed
Playstyle?
Goal?
Favourite beatmap?
Favourite mapper?
Favourite player?
Who do you think is best player?
Do you like stream or aim? Why?
Which one are you better at?
What are you planning to specialise in?
Current star range of passing?
95%+?
FC?
Any rivals?
This goes on until Kai is finished and drops her combo all over Blitzfrog's face.kai99 wrote:
>>trackpad with bluetooth keyboard
>>2kpp
>>cold green eyes
>>fav song is everlasting message but cant even pass 3* like are you kidding me
>>bluedragon & pkhg
>> Azer & filsdelama
>> 2nd is angelsim & cookie
>> 3rd reimudesu because his drunk plays are fking hilarious
>> i like watching gameplay of rafis and funorange too
>>i recently saw gayzmcgee
>>not human
>>cookiezi is like seriously a fking god idk how he does it
>>like rly it's to the point that he's not human anymore
>>stream but i suck
>>it's just satisfying
>>none
>> nonef uck
>> 3.7* - 4*
>>heck yes. it is 98%+ when im doing 3.5-3.7*, 95+% for 3.7-4* and 90+% for 4+*
>>but seeing acc lower than 97 just scars me tbh
>>ofc
>>when less than 4*
>>i feel like a total noob
>>no lmaonoone else is noob enough
And they lived happily ever after, Kai stuck in Blitz' Basement.
