Bagno misreads the BIBLE more at 11

bagnz0r

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bagnz0r 2011-05-29T21:55:45+00:00

Christians have been pwn3d by their own "holy bible":

How does it feel?

For those who can't notice:
Christianity is monotheistic religion, and people are ought to believe in ONE god. However, the highlighted sentence contains plural form - our. Think about it - "let us create a man in OUR image".

Noobita

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Noobita 2011-05-29T21:57:21+00:00

known..

and i think they made some explanation for it as well like god consulted with his angels or something crappy like that

bagnz0r

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bagnz0r 2011-05-29T21:59:51+00:00

Noobita wrote:
known.. and i think they made some explanation for it as well like god consulted with his angels or something crappy like that

There is no sign of angels in the book of Genesis.

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Mismagius 2011-05-29T22:02:42+00:00

God has multiple personality?

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Hernan 2011-05-29T22:06:09+00:00

So you have discovered a flaw in The Bible, that's something you don't see everyday.

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Noobita 2011-05-29T22:07:07+00:00

bagnz0r wrote:
Noobita wrote:
known.. and i think they made some explanation for it as well like god consulted with his angels or something crappy like that
There is no sign of angels in the book of Genesis.

i know there is no sign but i think that's how they explained it... cause they have no other alternative and they don't want to admit the bible is bullshit

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Neo@lex 2011-05-29T22:15:13+00:00

OH

MY

A CONTRADICTION IN THE BIBLE

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Mismagius 2011-05-29T22:17:25+00:00

Neo@lex wrote:
OH

MY

A CONTRADICTION IN THE BIBLE

I laughed more than I should

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Wojjan 2011-05-29T22:29:08+00:00

God uses a majestic plural.
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SapphireGhost 2011-05-29T22:31:10+00:00

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RoyalWe

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Powerdrone 2011-05-29T23:31:29+00:00

wow u r so cool bagno

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awp 2011-05-29T23:41:42+00:00

SapphireGhost wrote:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RoyalWe

I didn't even have to click that link to know what it was and I laughed as a result

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Pokebis 2011-05-30T00:43:19+00:00

Let's see if Bagno can get his ego bigger than his nose.

I've referred to myself as "we" and "us" before too. It also clearly states "God," a singular noun, said this. That's not contradictory. Also are you just now reading the bible, Mr. Pseudo-Intellectual?

It ends.

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adam2046 2011-05-30T00:43:21+00:00

This thread amuses us.

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Corin 2011-05-30T00:54:01+00:00

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Ruisu-kun_old 2011-05-30T02:44:49+00:00

bagnz0r wrote:
Christians have been pwn3d by their own "holy bible":

How does it feel?

For those who can't notice:
Christianity is monotheistic religion, and people are ought to believe in ONE god. However, the highlighted sentence contains plural form - our. Think about it - "let us create a man in OUR image".

uhhhh, that is in plural form becuse it's refered to god and jesus...
idle people who have nothing better to do... pathetic

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James2250 2011-05-30T02:52:55+00:00

Of all of the errors you could of pointed out from the bible you pick this one

*shakes head*

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Faust 2011-05-30T02:58:32+00:00

I do believe "our" is referring to the Trinity.
Father, Son and Spirit.
These are 3 very distinct persons, but the Father has authority and hierarchy over the Son (Jesus Christ) and the Spirit (Holy Spirit)

It's best you read further and gain more understanding. I mean this in the best manner and intentions possible.

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Hernan 2011-05-30T03:01:59+00:00

I'm still waiting for someone to come and say "Who cares?"

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Firo Prochainezo 2011-05-30T03:04:43+00:00

Cool story, bro

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OzzyOzrock 2011-05-30T03:10:48+00:00

Faust got it. See, as he refers to himself in a quote, he uses 'Us', referring to the trinity. And when not quoted, it's simply 'he' 'him' and whatnot.

But uh... you know...

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Larto 2011-05-30T04:50:28+00:00

But you don't take the bible literally anyways...

This is not what I stand for.

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Ephemeral 2011-05-30T04:59:05+00:00

everybody with even a rudimentary understanding of the bible and the concepts outside of it is laughing at you now bagno

Faust wrote:
I do believe "our" is referring to the Trinity.
Father, Son and Spirit.
These are 3 very distinct persons, but the Father has authority and hierarchy over the Son (Jesus Christ) and the Spirit (Holy Spirit)

It's best you read further and gain more understanding. I mean this in the best manner and intentions possible.

meanwhile, GET OWNED BAGNO

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Hamuko 2011-05-30T05:16:30+00:00

I never read the Bible thing so yay nice work Bagno. I don't believe in god anyway.

I want to eat the moon.

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Teras 2011-05-30T05:57:14+00:00

Why do you even read it in the first place. I would rather have a fanatic catholic try convince me there is a GOD.

And then laugh.

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Ephemeral 2011-05-30T06:46:29+00:00

maybe i should change the thread title to snarky atheists ITT?

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Firo Prochainezo 2011-05-30T07:02:37+00:00

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Shellghost 2011-05-30T08:01:09+00:00

Give Bagno a break.

Due to physical limitations he wasn't able to read the bottom half of any page on the bible.

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jjrocks 2011-05-30T08:12:14+00:00

Don't worry Bagno, we all fail sometimes in life just not as much as you do~ we still love you <3

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jjrocks wrote:
Don't worry Bagno, we all fail sometimes in life just not as much as you do~ we still love you <3

Silly JJ.

You don't need to refer to the Trinity as well~

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

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Natteke 2011-05-30T09:14:13+00:00

How to make people show their real colors? Just be a cock. And they'll show how full and hateful they are themselves.

Holy Crap!

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Galkan 2011-05-30T10:56:04+00:00

How it came I guessed right what's behind jjrocks' spoiler BEFORE I revealed it?

Also, I don't know who cares of Bible and other fantasy books. For me they're just boring.

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Ephemeral 2011-05-30T11:41:13+00:00

and let his mistake be beatified forever in valhalla, so that we may laugh at his expense.

amen.

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Corin 2011-05-30T15:11:46+00:00

Wow...

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lepidopodus 2011-05-30T15:28:13+00:00

As I know, several theories exist. Yeah, it was quite old issue, so it's not that much problem in these days.

1. Modern theologians insist that it's majestic plural. Yeah, Hebrew language has it too. There's several more examples in bible.
2. Some modern theologians insist that it's a reflexive pronoun.
3. Philo (20 BC – 50 AD) insisted that those plurals mean god and angels, but this theory isn't accepted that widely in modern Christianity.
4. Classical theory about this pleural is, those pleurals mean the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Several other theories exist. Don't ask about them to me, I'm no Christian.

Too serious reply in off-topic, lol.

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xerxes_oli 2011-05-30T15:38:49+00:00

God can be all,nothing, small, big,me,we, I, us
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Mashley 2011-05-30T16:34:51+00:00

errr

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Wojjan 2011-05-30T17:42:42+00:00

lepidopodus wrote:
As I know, several theories exist. Yeah, it was quite old issue, so it's not that much problem in these days.

1. Modern theologians insist that it's majestic plural. Yeah, Hebrew language has it too. There's several more examples in bible.
2. Some modern theologians insist that it's a reflexive pronoun.
3. Philo (20 BC – 50 AD) insisted that those plurals mean god and angels, but this theory isn't accepted that widely in modern Christianity.
4. Classical theory about this pleural is, those pleurals mean the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Several other theories exist. Don't ask about them to me, I'm no Christian.

Too serious reply in off-topic, lol.

you need to say more things.

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Vext_old 2011-05-30T17:43:31+00:00

Ephemeral wrote:
amen.

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Larto 2011-05-30T17:57:39+00:00

Ephemeral wrote:
and let his mistake be beatified forever in valhalla, so that we may laugh at his expense.

amen.

So will he get the next bun?

This is not what I stand for.

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Claudia_old 2011-05-30T18:31:12+00:00

Ephemeral wrote:
and let his mistake be beatified forever in valhalla, so that we may laugh at his expense.

amen.

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Cuddlebun 2011-05-30T20:39:39+00:00

inb4 "of course I wasn't serious, I was merely trying to test you all because you all are such gullible idiots, way to show your true colors guys."

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