Back in middle school there was this one specific bitch who liked to follow me around and tell me horrible shit like, "Hey, when are you gonna stop following me back home? Are you trying to rape me?"
Because I was really anti-social, I just ignored her a couple of times, even during class (yes, she would tell me shit like that even in class). Anyway, when we were at the PE lockers, this cunt thought it was a good idea to throw coins at me, and so I snapped because that shit is fucking annoying. I ran up to her, grabbed her by her head and just smashed it a couple of times against the locker. I don't know if I fractured her nose but I didn't see her for some time so she probably did. All I got was in-school suspension. :^)