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Meanwhile on Omegle !

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Rena-chan
Topic Starter
Rena-chan
Let's do this.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: So what did the goose say to the moose ?
Stranger: asl?
You: 12/f/cali
Stranger: i dont now.. what????????
You: ?
Stranger: what did the goose say to moose
You: Oh
You: Well, animals are entirely incapable of human speech, so it didn't really say anything.
You: I'm so sorry :(
Stranger: okkkkkkkkk
Stranger: Its ok... its very sweet of u
You: B-But I tried to make it funny, but it turned out all not funny !
You: :( :(
Stranger: your good name
Stranger: its ok dear
You: It's not !
You: It's useless !
You: IT'S
You: ALL
You: USELESS
Stranger: ok now what to do???
You: Paint the sky rainbow
You: For me~ <3
Stranger: okkkkk
Stranger: your good name?
You: I'm sorry, I don't have a name. My parents named me Untitled-4. :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust
U so witty.
Risx
5 posts
Here since the beginning
Risx
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 25 m usa
You: 13/f/jp
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: your young
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
People don't like aggressive lolis ='(
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

You: 12/f/cali
I'm coming to find you, Rena.
Mara
4,906 posts
Joined November 2009
Mara
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: horny male
You: HORNY DOG YO
You: IMMA HORNIN' YO DOG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
...I am doing something wrong here.

EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: STRANGER
Stranger: location?
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM STRANGER
You: I AM FROM THE PLACE WHERE I SELL WEAPONS
You: (and cocks)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by Mara , edited 1 time in total.
Rena-chan
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

adam2046 wrote:

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

You: 12/f/cali
I'm coming to find you, Rena.
Better bring candy and a basement.
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Ohai
Stranger: 19m here
You: 56/m/russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: las
Stranger: 22 m
You: Your location is 22?
Stranger: no
Stranger: india
You: ARE YOU AN ALIEN EXPERIMENT IN AREA 22?
You: TELL ME YOUR REAL LOCATION SO I CAN FREE YOU AND WE CAN FLY INTO SPACE EATING CANDY
Stranger: no
You: I can bring the candy though ;D
You: You don't like candy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: male 16 aus wbu
You: 49/f/mexico
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm tacco
Stranger: tacco?
You: Yes please!
Stranger: what is it?
You: wait what.
You: You actaully don't know what a tacco is?
Stranger: im from australia haha
You: "TACCO is the military abbreviation for "TACtical COordinator" (pronounced 'TACK-oh') and is the aircrew member responsible for coordinating the activities of the part of the crew responsible for the tactical operation of the aircraft"
Stranger: okkk
You: or is the typo version of taco
Stranger: got cam?
You: I sure do have a rotating or sliding piece in a mechanical linkage used especially in transforming rotary motion into linear motion or vice versa.
Stranger: okkkk
Stranger: do you have skype ?
You: Skype is for faggots.
You have disconnected.
I could see that last one was going to go for a while and it was going to get very shit very soon.
mekadon_old
mekadon_old
Somehow nsfw
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi...I'm a 19 yr old female and very horny. Looking for someone to talk dirty with. U wanna?
You: God wtf
You: I'm 21 and a female
You: I can join too if you want >_>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aww :(
peppercatastrop
844 posts
Joined July 2010
peppercatastrop
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: I'm fine, thx. And you?
Stranger: ahh jus chillan bored
You: In what time zone are you? I'm at GMT +7
Stranger: haha i have no idea
Stranger: i live in toronto
Stranger: its 2:12 pm
You: It's 01:12 AM here, Lol
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: where u live?
You: East Java, Indonesia
Stranger: oh true true
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Now it's my turn to have no idea.
Backfire
3,204 posts
Joined February 2010
Backfire
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: mew! Hiya!
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ???
You: 11/F/NY
You: :3
Stranger: i wanna fuck u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Oh baby c:
Stranger: u r ready
You: Mhm!
You: I've had sex before
You: It was delicious
You: He was an older guy :o
Stranger: i wanna see ur pussy
You: Ok!
You: Hold on...lemme get the picture, ok?
You have disconnected.
Epic.
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/19 ... gxWhKR.jpg

Not mine though, but had to be posted.
For some reason doesn't work on it D:
Cyclohexane
osu! Alumni
4,568 posts
Joined May 2009
Cyclohexane
Seems like we're having a 403 in there
Sander-Don
1,282 posts
Joined March 2010
Sander-Don
ok.
Dragvon
osu! Alumni
2,269 posts
Joined June 2009
Dragvon

Shellghost wrote:

SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Ohai
Stranger: 19m here
You: 56/m/russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I could see that last one was going to go for a while and it was going to get very shit very soon.
Russia is an instant disconnect lol...
peppercatastrop
844 posts
Joined July 2010
peppercatastrop
I hope I could chat with an Otaku Stranger in Omegle

who don't care about that asl-thingy
Lizzehb
645 posts
Joined March 2010
Lizzehb
You: 12/f/cali

You're a cute loli PIY <3
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost

Dragvon wrote:

Russia is an instant disconnect lol...
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 18 m uk
Stranger: u?
You: 22 f russia
Stranger: kool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Through extensive testing i have singled out the Russian factor.
Rena-chan
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

Lizzehb wrote:

You: 12/f/cali

You're a cute loli PIY <3
Uguu !
Mara
4,906 posts
Joined November 2009
Mara

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

Uguu !
No.
Rena-chan
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

LunaticMara wrote:

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

Uguu !
No.
:(
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Uguu !
Stranger: Ugh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Firo Prochainezo
2,140 posts
Joined June 2010
Firo Prochainezo
Stranger: hey
You: I DEMAND YOUR FINEST BACON.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Crakila
257 posts
Joined January 2009
Crakila
I got bored

SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Asl
You: 12/f/japan
Stranger: 15 m uk
Stranger: Ur pretty young
You: no shit sherlock
You: what do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The whole instant disconnect russia thing does work
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 49/m/russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: Because this was funny
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m//f
You: why do you care??
Stranger: Horny male looking for a naughty girl for skype fun ;)
Stranger: for sex.>>>
You: but....
Stranger: whats
You: why are you looking for sex over skype
Stranger: r u female???
You: THATS WHY THEY INVENTED CHATROULETTE
Stranger: if yes giv me ur skypr add
You: you don't learn do you??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
arien666
6,290 posts
Joined May 2009
arien666
DO NOT TRY Russia trick if you don't know russian words orz
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Asl
You: Hi
You: 20/f/Russia
You: Err...
Stranger: Do u kno anna rashell
Stranger: She Tom rusha
You: Dunno well...
Stranger: Russia
You have disconnected.

Also, this is why I use ':3' instead of ':)"
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



/me adds orz-URL with that orz<
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: S-Strager?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

;_; I almost caught that Strager impostor.
SapphireGhost
osu! Alumni
2,618 posts
Joined June 2010
SapphireGhost
Titles marked with a star are deemed funny by me.

This is the one I made in the other topic:
You Just Lost The Game

SapphireGhost wrote:

Here we go again

And here are some chat logs to look at...
hi, i am 17 m and horny*
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
You: Good for you
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Stranger: hi, i am 17 m and horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
90 m russia*
Stranger: hey asl please
You: 90 m russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
how magnets work?
Stranger: well hello there
You: Hello
Stranger: how magnets work?
You: Magnets work via magnetis
You: m.
You: I can get more info if you want
Stranger: sure
Stranger: do it MF
You: North and south poles attract
You: But poles of the same type repel
You: Is that what you wanted?
Stranger: any more data?
You: Hm
You: http://www.coolmagnetman.com/maghow.htm
You: This is the first thing that came up when I searhced
You: I don't know how helpful it will be but good luck learning about magnets
Stranger: and what about engines
Stranger: ?
Stranger: how do they work?
You: Have you tried using Google yet?
Stranger: oh no i use bign
Stranger: *bing
You: Oh, both are fine
Stranger: and yahoo?
You: I'm not really an expert on magnets so all I can do is wish you good luck on your search for information
You: Or engines
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: in what areas you are expert?
You: I'm not sure~
Stranger: it must be something...
You: I don't know
You: Let me get back to you on that
You: In the meantime become the magnet master
Stranger: cool story bro ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
こんにちは
Stranger: こんにちは
You: こんにちは
Stranger: 誰ですか
Stranger: ^^
You: げんきです ?
Stranger: はい元気です、あなたは? ^^
You: げんき!
Stranger: なまえ何ですか
You: 私は多くの日本人がわからない
Stranger: ああ、すみません。
Stranger: i
Stranger: very bad
Stranger: at englis
You: That's fine
Stranger: ^^"
Stranger: wat is you name?
You: Bob (This is not my real name)
Stranger: oooh bob
Stranger: nise to meet you
You: Thanks
Stranger: ^^
You: I have to go now, have a nice day
Stranger: ok you have a very nice day too!
You: 良い一日を
Stranger: ^^haiii
You have disconnected.
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT!?
Stranger: ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT?!
You: YES
You: WHERE ARE YOU WANT TO GO
Stranger: Oh, so close. But you have failed the test.
You: I'M FROM RUSSIA
You: And what test
Stranger: The ultimate test, young grasshopper.
You: I just lost the game
Stranger: You did indeed. I apologize. BUT you're lucky, I will give you two more tries.
You: Okay, so let's see. The question is "ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT?!" right?
Stranger: It is. Here's a hint: Fill in the lyrics.
You: Ah down beside that red firelight
Stranger: CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU HAVE WON!
You: Thanks (^_^)
You: I will win personal satisfaction for the rest of the day, thanks to you. Have a good one
Stranger: You too, friend.
You have disconnected.
Hi, I'm from Russia*
You: Hi, I'm from Russia
You have disconnected. (Nobody was there)
hi do you live in ireland*
Stranger: hi do you live in ireland
You: No, I live in Russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
adele
Stranger: adele
You: You're in Africa
You: And 60
Stranger: k
Stranger: is it hot out?
You: Yes
You: And your cousin just had a seizure
You: So she is going out to the water-well to have a drink
You: And you are going to give her a cup of warm tea
Stranger: mhmm, tell me more
You: Then she has the two liquids and rests down in bed
You: The next day she wakes up again and you go to the farm
You: And there you make barley for the townspeople and you get paid minimum wage
You: Until one day you find a small crystal on the ground
You: And it turns out to actually be your cousin!
You: And she has been encased in a rock
You: So then you want to get her out again but in order to do so you have to climb to the top of Mt. Rushmore and finish before the Blue Moon
You: So you rush all the way up to the top but the Blue Moon falls just in time
You: And you drop your cousin and she falls down into the abyss and so you have to go back to farm work
You: Wasn't that sad?
adele????????
Stranger: adele???????????
You: I'm sorry
You: You have not reached a valid person
You: Please disconnect and try again
Stranger: Wow you had me rolling in the deep
Stranger: ugh
You: I'm sorry
You: You have not reached a valid person
You: Please disconnect and try again
Stranger: blah blah blah
Stranger: lets just get to the sex
You: Okay I'm 90 years old in Russia
Stranger: Oh cool! 65 in Africa let's get frisky
You: I know
Stranger: Yay how big are ur titzzzzzz?
You: What if you go to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (Never gonna give you up...)
Stranger: why
You have disconnected.
Hey.
Stranger: Hey.
You: Hi!
Stranger: How's life?
You: Today I got lucky on a lottery ticket and won the small prize (This is false.)
Stranger: How much?
You: Just enough to get free meals for the day (This is also false.)
Stranger: Heh, lucky.
You: So I had fish for dinner and now I'm thinking of listening to music (I do want fish, though)
Stranger: What kind of music?
You: You can listen to lots of music at this site: http://osu.ppy.sh/
You: It's a rhythm game that has lots of mp3s
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hi asl*
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 60 m Russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hi asl
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: It's fine weather out today
You: 90 m Russia
Stranger: u r 90
You: My granddaughter just set up a computer
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
m*
Stranger: m
You: I read "Alice in Wonderland" today.
You: It was an outstanding piece of literature.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: at what age did you start to masturbate
You: I'm from Russia
Stranger: m/f?
You: http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh click here to find out (This is either RickRoll or scary car)
You have disconnected.
hi
Stranger: hi
You: 90 m Russia
You: YOU SUCK
You have disconnected.
hi asl*
Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
You: I am from Russia
Stranger: asl?
You: 90 year old male
You: How is your day going?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hi asl*
Stranger: Hi, whats your name?
You: My name is Susan Harper
Stranger: sdl
Stranger: asl
You: I am a 17-year old student at North High School
You: Why do you want to know?
Stranger: you give too many details
You: Ya they're all fake loser
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.
hi*
Stranger: hi
You: I love you.
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: thx
Stranger: but i hope u die u horrible death
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I love you.*
Stranger: I love you
You: That's funny, so do I
Stranger: RAY>
You: Red And Yellow?
Stranger: FRANK?
You: Feeling Really Anxious, Never Kill
Stranger: GERARD?
You: Green Earplugs Really Ask Red Dogs?
Stranger: MIKEY? :D
You: Maybe I Kill Everyone, Yes?
Stranger: Hahaha!
You: Have a happy and healthy afternoon. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
You have disconnected.
hi
Stranger: hi
You: Oh no
You: My house is on fire
Stranger: fix it
You: Ummmm
You: This is bad
Stranger: with watery wetness
You: The internet cable is going out
You: And soon I won't be able to talk to you antmore
Stranger: um
You: But just know that I am a researcher, I have discovered the cure for cancer
You: The cure for cancer is
You have disconnected.
I am Haruhi Suzumiya.*
You: I am Haruhi Suzumiya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
black?*
You: hi my name is rebecca
Stranger: black?
You: im only 13 but my videos are really popular
You: oh you have heard the song
You: did you like it
Stranger: it aint friday girlfriend
You: oh no
You: i like it better when it is friday
You: which seat should i take
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hi m/f
Stranger: hi
You: hEllO
Stranger: m/f
You: Neither
You: yOU wIll dIe tOdAy...
Stranger: go suck urs
You: Okay thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hey i love your mom*
Stranger: hey
You: I love you.
Stranger: i love ur mom
You: That's great
You: So we know each other
You: Via mutual friend
You: ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER FISH-FACE?
You: Have a smashing day
You have disconnected.
hheey
Stranger: hheey
You: Hello
You: I have a riddle for you, why does Samantha get shorter when wearing a red hat? (The answer is: She's a candle)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hello, I represent Omegle.*
Stranger: hey
You: Hello, I represent Omegle
Stranger: lol okay
You: We're afraid that your account is scheduled for deletion.
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: so i have a question
You: If you'd like, however, Omegle can undo the deletion.
Stranger: how?
You: We're going to need your first name.
Stranger: well it is Selena
You: trololo
You have disconnected.
hiii
Stranger: hiii
You: Hello, I represent Omegle.
Stranger: n you dont
You: I know I'm kidding
You: Aren't I funny
Stranger: lil bit ^^
You: Oh god my house is on fire
You: Let me clal the
You have disconnected.
22 m ind here
Stranger: 22 m ind here
You: 17 f russia
Stranger: gr8
You: What is gr8?
Stranger: where in russia
You: Moscow...
You: Why do you want to know?
Stranger: great it means
You: What does it mean?
Stranger: gr8 means great
You: Ah
You: So why are you saying great?
Stranger: gotta acc in face book
You: Yeah, let me go get it
Stranger: coz u r one of d developed economies
Stranger: watz ur name
You: Here, a video I made. Watch in full screen: http://tinyurl.com/ybuk6lt (The link goes to the scary car commercial.)
You have disconnected.
adele*
Stranger: adele
You: What does adele mean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I am a 90-year old russian*
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: I am a 90-year old russian
Stranger: ne diyon be amk
You: OH SNAP
You have disconnected.
i just got outta jail
Stranger: i just got outta jail
You: Congratulations
Stranger: thanks bro
Stranger: <3
You: Are you enjoying the outdoors now?
Stranger: hell ya
Stranger: lloven every moment of it
You: Why were you in jail?
Stranger: got in a fight
Stranger: it was only for 24 h.
Stranger: i gotta go back for court in a week though
You: Oh
Stranger: cheaaaa
You: Well I sincerely wish you the best
Stranger: thanks sista
You: I'm... not a sista...
You have disconnected.
hi*
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 19 m ind
Stranger: u
You: 7 f rus
Stranger: good
You: im only 7 so i cant spel lnog werds like antidisestablishmentarianism
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hi*
Stranger: hi
You: This was a triumph
You: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Stranger: u ok?
You: PLAY MORE VIDEO GAMES
You have disconnected.
Last edited by SapphireGhost , edited 4 times in total.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
SPOILER
Stranger: heey asl?
You: I'll tell you
You: but you have to promise not to disconnect
Stranger: ok
You: 17 m Australia
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'M NEVER TRUSTING THE INTERNET AGAIN!
Ramellu
41 posts
Joined June 2010
Ramellu
Thats a lot Sapphire xD
Teras
902 posts
Joined October 2009
Teras
Stranger: asl
You: f/12/zimbabwe
You: u?
Stranger: where's that
You: europe
Stranger: lolwut
Stranger: :p
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: :o
You: why wouldn't it
You: It's floating above europe
Stranger: riiiight....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WHY DOES PEOPLE NEVER BELIEVE ME
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: IT AIN'T ABOUT THE MONEY MONEY MONEY
You: WE DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY MONEY MONEY
You: WE JUST WANNA MAKE THE WORLD DANCE
You: FORGET ABOUT THE PRICE TAG
You: AIN'T ABOUT THE --- -CH-CHING CH-CHING
You: AIN'T ABOUT THE --- B-BLING B-BLING
You: WE JUST WANNA MAKE THE WORLD DANCE
You: FORGET ABOUT THE PRICE TAG
You: faggot
You have disconnected.

I guess he was about the money money money ;_;
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin
Do i have to post my mindfuck omegals from when i pretended i was 10-13/f/"Random usa place here"?

Theyre a little twisted but... I was in the mood for some ultratrolling...
Dragvon
osu! Alumni
2,269 posts
Joined June 2009
Dragvon
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: I am a 90-year old russian
Stranger: ne diyon be amk
You: OH SNAP
You have disconnected.
Lmao! Russia auto-dc wins.

Too lazy to quote it in the right way...
SapphireGhost
osu! Alumni
2,618 posts
Joined June 2010
SapphireGhost
1
You: Hello there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: name
You: No.
Stranger: y
Stranger: asl
You: You are a creepy person.
Stranger: im 22m
You: VERY creepy.
Stranger: ya
You: Are you from Russia?
You: I bet you are.
Stranger: im indian
You: No, you're Russian.
You: I just know it.
Stranger: no im indian
You: RUSSIAN
Stranger: indian
You: I said you were Russian
You: Therefore you are
You: If you can't deal with that then move to Russia
Stranger: iam hot u
You: No it's cold over here
Stranger: only im hot
You: You know, you're not very interesting.
You have disconnected.
2
Stranger: m 17
You: f 16
You: That's cool
Stranger: i love u
Stranger: jk
Stranger: no but i love u
You: Great
Stranger: yea
You: By the way, I'm not actually female
You: trololo
You have disconnected.
3
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi!
You: Are you trying to date me over Omegle?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
4
You: It's Friday
Stranger: hi
You: Friday
You: Gotta get down on Friday
Stranger: f or m
You: f
Stranger: i em m
Stranger: from
You: From Russia
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool
You: I cat speak eglish vey well
Stranger: cool
You: Nither can you
Stranger: i em from iclend
Stranger: land
Stranger: :D
You: Is there many ices there?
You: You type slow
You have disconnected.
5
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/Female/USA
You: RESPOND FASTER, YOU FISH-FACE
You: DO YOU WANT TO DATE ME OR NOT?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
6
You: Good morning
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: 16, female, USA
Stranger: 19 M India
You: By the way I'm actually Russian
You: And I'm tired of disconnecting so I'm going to make you disconnect
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololotrololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
Stranger: hahaha
You: trololotrololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
You: trololo
Stranger: stop
You: trololo
You: Hi
You: Once there was a mattress
You: And I had to eat it, you know?
You: And then it came out
You: But it was still fluffy and stuff
You: So I slept on it
You: And then we had babies
You: Then everything exploded
You: YOU
You: SUCK
You: trololotrololo
You: trololo
You: trololotrololo
You: trololo
You: DISCONNECT ALREADY
You: trololotrololo
You: trololotrololotrololo
You: trololotrololo
You: trololov
You: trololo
You: vI a
You: IEHA
You: I hate you
You: aC Oeiw
You: aBLEHeeeeee
You: ejao
You: WHY WON'T YOU DISCONNECT
Stranger: hey stop
Stranger: iam horny
Stranger: make me cum
You: [link to Rebecca Black - Friday]
Stranger: send me a pic
Stranger: of yours
You: Hold on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
7
Stranger: male 21 here
You: Want pics
Stranger: yep
You: [link to scary face]
Stranger: how can u do that
Stranger: can u tell me
You: Imma let you finish
You: But beyonce had one of the best videos of all time
Stranger: you are so ugly
You: That's not me
Stranger: who was that
You: Someone I know
You: [link to RickRoll]
You: There's my vid
You: You still there
Stranger: yep
You: Stop being perverted. Karma will get you like that, okay? Now have a good rest of the day.
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: fucking ass hole what is this
You: It's your mom
8
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hello~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost
SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: f?
You: h
You: ;)
Stranger: m or f?
You: h
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:(
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin
SPOILER
You: Hai
You: ASL
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17f china
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: Hi
You: 12/f/CA
You: Nice to meet you too
Stranger: hello. what do you do?
You: My daddy, you?
You: ?
Stranger: i am student
Stranger: daddy? i dont get you
You: I do my daddy.
Stranger: what do you do with daddy?
You: His penis.
Stranger: what with it? is he ill/sick?
You: Yes
You: Hes ill
Stranger: so you help him in peeing? thats very good

Sorry i know it's bad but this is an example of trolling from my side, I wasn't in the mood to do it.
I will put my other ones up later...
Vext_old
987 posts
Joined October 2010
Vext_old

Corin wrote:

SPOILER
You: Hai
You: ASL
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17f china
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: Hi
You: 12/f/CA
You: Nice to meet you too
Stranger: hello. what do you do?
You: My daddy, you?
You: ?
Stranger: i am student
Stranger: daddy? i dont get you
You: I do my daddy.
Stranger: what do you do with daddy?
You: His penis.
Stranger: what with it? is he ill/sick?
You: Yes
You: Hes ill
Stranger: so you help him in peeing? thats very good

Sorry i know it's bad but this is an example of trolling from my side, I wasn't in the mood to do it.
I will put my other ones up later...
Stranger: so you help him in peeing? thats very good

I lol'd
Sander-Don
1,282 posts
Joined March 2010
Sander-Don
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost
Sander-Don
1,282 posts
Joined March 2010
Sander-Don
deal w/ it
mekadon_old
mekadon_old




Why do they hate nyan cats? ;__;
SapphireGhost
osu! Alumni
2,618 posts
Joined June 2010
SapphireGhost
derp
You: a derp
Stranger: weirdo
You: What is wrong with me saying derp?
You: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS?
Stranger: it's weird
You: WELL I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH DERPING
Stranger: don't be sorry, you're the derp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----
A Slightly Emotional Log
Stranger: HEY
You: HI
Stranger: i bet u will disconnect on meh :'(
Stranger: i feel so unloved
You: Why would I disconnect on you?
Stranger: coz EVERYONE does.
You: I'm sorry to hear you've had such a hard time today.
Stranger: they just want cam sex
Stranger: and i say
Stranger: "im not looking for sex"
Stranger: and they r like
Stranger: oh oaky then fuck u
Stranger: lol
Stranger: okay*
You: That's not very nice of them.
Stranger: ;(
Stranger: and also
Stranger: nobody loves meh coz...
Stranger: well
Stranger: i feel lonely in life O.O
Stranger: ive never had a bf
Stranger: :|
Stranger: im 14 btw
Stranger: i feel so unloved
Stranger: i dont think im THAT bad looking..
You: If you don't think you are bad looking, then you probably aren't.
Stranger: well
Stranger: can U tell me?
You: How would I?
Stranger: i give u the link to my facebook profile picture
Stranger: here, easy
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... =1&theater
Stranger: me
Stranger: awww i gotta go
Stranger: hurry...
Stranger: argh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: ...
You: Bye
Stranger: byyeee
You: I'll see you later
Stranger: look at the pic if u want, still
You: Actually, I won't
Stranger: byyeee
You: Thanks, I'm sure you look fine
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: kk
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It's Friday
Stranger: heyy. 16/m. hard 7 inch dick.
You: 12 f :P
You: http://bit.ly/gn4mWP here's a pic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Partyin'
Stranger: last night i let the party get the best of me
Stranger: wake up two hoes to my sides
You: What garden did you fall asleep in?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tatsuo
575 posts
Joined January 2009
Tatsuo

Shellghost wrote:

I lol'd at this for some reason.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust

Vext wrote:

Corin wrote:

SPOILER
You: Hai
You: ASL
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 17f china
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: Hi
You: 12/f/CA
You: Nice to meet you too
Stranger: hello. what do you do?
You: My daddy, you?
You: ?
Stranger: i am student
Stranger: daddy? i dont get you
You: I do my daddy.
Stranger: what do you do with daddy?
You: His penis.
Stranger: what with it? is he ill/sick?
You: Yes
You: Hes ill
Stranger: so you help him in peeing? thats very good

Sorry i know it's bad but this is an example of trolling from my side, I wasn't in the mood to do it.
I will put my other ones up later...
Stranger: so you help him in peeing? thats very good

I lol'd
This is the best.
Rena-chan
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

Shellghost wrote:

But isn't reviving a thread usually better than posting a new one when you have something to add to it ?
Mismagius
9,268 posts
Joined July 2008
Mismagius

Shellghost wrote:

I giggled.
maay
429 posts
Joined September 2009
maay
the video chat is full of perverts, though
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