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Every anime is a harem anime.
#90% of characters in anime are girls
It;
* tought me alot about Japanese culture
* tought me alot about moe
* tought me that it's all about girls with big eyes
* tought me alot about Japanese culture
* tought me alot about moe
* tought me that it's all about girls with big eyes
It taught me a whole bunch of japaneese words and how they use them. tadaima/okarinasai (when you come home), itadakima(when you eat), etc
# Yuri can cause a boner
#Yaoi can make you puke, or make you want to see more...
#Cats can talk
#Humans want to become a cat...
#Frogs can invade the earth
#Squids can become a loli girl
#When your power increased greatly, your hair will extend greatly too..
#The first guy that appeared will be the main character..
#Fun things are fun
#Yaoi can make you puke, or make you want to see more...
#Cats can talk
#Humans want to become a cat...
#Frogs can invade the earth
#Squids can become a loli girl
#When your power increased greatly, your hair will extend greatly too..
#The first guy that appeared will be the main character..
#Fun things are fun
SPOILER
#Eating a snack will make you look dramatichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz32WHGPXMI
SPOILER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaoy1QKxGQs&feature=related
Only a few doesn't do this The protagonists in school always sits at the right-back corner
Sallad4ever wrote:
#90% of characters in anime are girls
Well, what can I say? An educational and recreational anime will surely bring great business!
Fat people are nonexistent.
That too.Firo Prochainezo wrote:
Unless they're comedy characters.
Unless they're comedy characters.Slip wrote:
Fat people are nonexistent.
# - You can always survive a fall if you land on someone / water/ if you are badass enough to land on your own feet.
# - Why erection if nosebleed is 5x funnier
# - That quiet nerd can save you someday
# - Why erection if nosebleed is 5x funnier
# - That quiet nerd can save you someday
people die when they are killed
you can't save one person without losing another
you can't save one person without losing another
#-Vampires are super strong.Especially loli vampires
#-You can burry someones face when you punch/kick someone
#-Katana solves everythiing
#-You can dodge a bullet
#-You can eat anything.Even its not food
#-You can burry someones face when you punch/kick someone
#-Katana solves everythiing
#-You can dodge a bullet
#-You can eat anything.Even its not food
i think anime is the kawaii and if im in anime world i want to see mai waifu kirino 
kirinoooooooooooooooooo
kirinooooooooooooooooooThe Japanese have fully mastered the art known as " cuteness/kawaii". Whether it is in the form of Anime, music, Manga, or hell, even food, they got you covered.
That I'm never going to get laid.
#The atmosphere is made of paper (Dr. Slump).
#The main character finishes a bowl of ramen, then the next second he finishes twelve.
#The character who doesn't speak (not necessarily dumb) holds up a card board with words and he writes extremely fast and the words are still understandable. Plus, you never see him writing.
#When in a battle, the protagonist only says three sentences.
1. Yameroooooooo~!!!!!!!!
2. Uruseeeeeeeeee-------
3. Teeeeeeeeeeee-meeeeeeeeee!!!!!
#When transformed, you hair grow at least 2X but when in normal condition the hair is reduced. Both hairstyle are REAL.
#Before transforming/using a weapon, the main character / his partner has to say it in advance.
#The main character finishes a bowl of ramen, then the next second he finishes twelve.
#The character who doesn't speak (not necessarily dumb) holds up a card board with words and he writes extremely fast and the words are still understandable. Plus, you never see him writing.
#When in a battle, the protagonist only says three sentences.
1. Yameroooooooo~!!!!!!!!
2. Uruseeeeeeeeee-------
3. Teeeeeeeeeeee-meeeeeeeeee!!!!!
#When transformed, you hair grow at least 2X but when in normal condition the hair is reduced. Both hairstyle are REAL.
#Before transforming/using a weapon, the main character / his partner has to say it in advance.
No matter how great the attack, if the attack is at one of the protagonists from a fellow protagonist, they will be over it shortly.
-It thought me that no matter how retarded life is, someone out there has a more retarded life.
-It thought me school is important and you have to go for it even if the world is going to end in 5 days
-It thought me that cat girls exist
-It thought me that lolis are super cute epic things.
-It thought me school is important and you have to go for it even if the world is going to end in 5 days
-It thought me that cat girls exist
-It thought me that lolis are super cute epic things.
KinomiCandy wrote:
That I'm never going to get laid.
So do everyone.
Newgrounds is damn better!Tenshi wrote:
Japanese people make some damn good music.
About things that can only happen in Japan.
Anime taught me that I can be a great boxer if I keep on training
my personality... literally
anime has taught me that female japanese english teachers are the coolest people in the world. also the loneliest and horniest.
Tits.
147=Men will not accept free sexy time.
my life sucks.
senaya wrote:
my life sucks.
mawaru penguindrum taught me that mass murder is fine if it's done for the person you love
Anime thought me that the Nipon Culture is something I should be interested in. And to be calm and colected in hectic situations.
has to be a good animeragelewa wrote:
mawaru penguindrum taught me that mass murder is fine if it's done for the person you love
Traps tend to be serial killers
I hope somebody knows what i'm talking about
I hope somebody knows what i'm talking about
A legitimate one: Cheating on your partner can really mess things up and have dire consequences. (well, maybe not as dire as the ones in School Days, but still)
I'll just get a nice boat if I cheat on my nonexistent partner?mathexpert9981 wrote:
A legitimate one: Cheating on your partner can really mess things up and have dire consequences. (well, maybe not as dire as the ones in School Days, but still)
Naruto Shippudden taught me to wear sunglasses at night
You can't die from lost of a lot of blood Perverted fantasies + Nose bleeds = Everyone knows what your thinking 
Holy cow...the list!Haneii wrote:
*I didn't write this. Was one of my facebook notes and I thought it would be nice if I could post it hereSPOILER1. Any color ever imagined is a natural hair color.
2. No matter where you are hit or how minor the injury you will bleed out of your mouth.
3. All living things (and some non-living things) contain 50 gallons of blood and every single bit will pour out or shoot out geyser style if you get injured.
4. Nobody's hair is subject to the laws of gravity.
5. The old guy is the most perverted person ever. Or the most powerful. Or both.
6. Not showing your whole face doubles or triples your power.
7. Other worlds are found in incredibly random places.
8. He's your father.
9. Your eyes must be 3x the size of your nose.
10. You don't necessarily need a nose.
11. Being friends with the main character will automatically cause freaky stuff to happen to you.
12. Your hair will blow in the wind during a dramatic moment even in pouring rain or when there is no other breeze for 50 miles.
13. You're never too young to fight monsters.
14. If you're a girl, the fewer clothes you wear the better you are at fighting.
15. Or you will be completely annoying and of no use at all, and will probably either get in the way or cry hysterically. Or do both at the same time.
16. No matter how small you are, you can totally lift that weapon.
17. If you're cute enough, bubbles will spontaneously erupt behind you at random moments.
18. If it's undeniably impossible in real life, don't worry, you can totally pull it off.
19. Sleeping heals everything...EVERYTHING. So do bandages around your stomach.
20. Pupils? Psh, who needs em. Most likely if you don't have pupils, you have better power than those who do.
21. The cuter the animal is the more gruesome it will be when it kills you.
22. Travel of any form will either take 3 seconds, or 30 episodes.
23. Staying in one place for more than one season is referred to as 'being on Namek'.
24. One punch will fling you through a wall. And you will stand up, wipe off the dust, and be fine.
25. No matter how many explosions you survive, the love interest can kill you with one shot.
26. It will take either 297 episodes for the love interest to kiss you or it will never happen.
27. No matter how ugly you are, wings make you amazingly hot.
28. You're lips don't really have to match what you're saying.
29. You will sound absolutely horrible in English.
30. If it has more than two tails, it'll totally kick your ass.
31. Screaming for an obnoxiously long period of time or drawing out the name of your attack for a full minute will make it awesome, no matter what.
32. The girl in the schoolgirl uniform is way more powerful than you.
33. The longer the guy's hair, or the worse his attitude the sexier everyone thinks he is.
34. Every fight will contain a clip of a particularly good hit and will show it at least three times in 12 different angles and at least one close up.
35. You will be asked to do totally random and pointless things for filler while the writers try to catch up.
36. If your boobs wouldn't break your spine in real life then you probably won't last for more than a few episodes.
37. Your outfit will defy gravity.
38. If you stand on or near a cliff, you will have a painful flashback.
39. It’s not face paint, it's a birthmark. Or sleep deprivation.
40. The opening sequence has absolutely nothing to do with the main story, but looks really good anyway.
41. Nobody has body hair unless it's there for a joke.
42. There will be long boring speeches explaining why the good guy is good and why the bad guy is bad and how the bad guy is, better than, or just like the good guy because of these reasons.
43. The bad guy will try to bring the good guy over to his side.
44. The title doesn't have to have anything to do with the story, or even make sense.
45. Someone has to have amnesia, or at least has forgotten some important event.
46. The quiet girl is in love with you, and the girl you love either doesn't know, doesn't care, or loves your bitter rival.
47. Nobody ever has to use the bathroom, unless it's for a joke.
48. Somebody will have some sort of transformation.
49. The smallest person will eat the most food.
50. There will always be a giant version of some animal. And you will either have to ride it, kill it, or protect it.
51. There will be at least one overly muscular stupid guy.
52. If you can't tell if it's a boy or a girl, even after you hear them talk, it's probably a boy.
53. Cross-dressing will be required to get away from a bad guy, and the task will probably fall to either the main character or the biggest ugliest guy on the team.
54. Shadows do not have to make sense.
55. If you're eye is covered by hair, it will take something like a nuclear explosion to move it...or a plot device.
56. Dramatic lighting and single rays of light can turn any moment into a profound and meaningful moment.
57. Breathing under water? Totally possible.
58. If a hat is a regular part of your normal outfit you could be hanging upside down underwater on the moon and it will stay on.
59. Space is totally habitable.
60. Lasers out of any body part are always helpful.
61. Nothing in the entire series has to make any sense.
62. Anything can be a pet, if you can catch it.
63. Anything, no matter how big, can be shoved into a little ball and released into a fight at random.
64. You can be 10 years old for 12 years.
65. Your super secret special weapon won't work the way you intended.
66. The people who live in the 90 degree weather will wear black.
67. There will be an episode where the main character takes his shirt off. It's just for the fan girls. Enjoy.
68. Hot springs can be found anywhere.
69. Everything a character says can be turned into innuendo.
70. When someone get hurt his/her cuteness rises by 30%
71. Getting stabbed with a sword will not kill you, it'll just give you special powers.
72. Note books fall out of the sky. Then they give you godly powers.
73. War sucks.
74. Smart people wear glasses.
75. Music foreshadows plot.
76. The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you’ll get.
77. (Inversely, the harder you try, the less you’ll get.)
78. When you die, make a long speech, and don’t finish the last sentence.
79. There’s always room for flashbacks!
80. The good guy always has the BLUE glow.
81. Teachers have excellent aim with small objects.
82. Honour is sexy; villainy is irresistible.
83. Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.
84. The coolest weapon is still the sword.
85. The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend
86. Love knows no race, species, or logic.
87. Never trust a huge corporation.
88. Never fall for the girl who names her mech with a French name.
89. Never fall in love with a psychic.
90. You can never have too much hair.
91. Sweating is a sure sign of stress.
92. Daydreaming leads to accidents.
93. The cute, fuzzy creature isn’t what it seems.
94. Cherry blossoms mean nostalgia.
95. Always take gravity into account.
96. Settings and faces are self-generating.
97. Losing your temper can be therapeutic.
98. You can never have too many subplots.
99. You always remember the sad endings.
100. Double suicide is romantic.
101. Outrageous vehicles only make the hero cooler.
102. No matter how much blood is lost, no one can die by a nosebleed.
103. (The same theory above applies to vomiting.)
104. The girl with the curly hair is always the seductress.
105. If a sister falls in love with her brother, somewhere down the line you will discover that they’re not blood related.
106. The guy in the baseball cap is always more powerful than he seems.
107. All young children can pilot mecha, you just need to give them a few days.
108. It is possible to incorporate martial arts into any aspect of life.
109. All high school kids in Japan have parents that are away on extended business trips.
110. You can do anything to the human body as long as you hit the right pressure point.
111. Consuming enormous amounts of alcohol daily will never have ill effects.
112. All major villains either want to take over the world or blow it up.
113. When someone paints up their face, they mean business.
114. Everyone in Japan has excellent singing voices.
115. The martial arts expert is always defenseless against a slap from the girl who loves him.
116. The longer it takes to say what your punch is called, the more effective it is.
117. No matter how big the mech/labour/mobile suit is, if it runs around the corner, the guy chasing it loses the trail.
118. The fate of the planet rests in the hands of the seemingly normal high school student.
119. The heroine must shred her clothes while transforming into something to fight the bad guys.
120. True evil can never be destroyed, only banished to some nether realm where it awakes after a few hundred years.
121. Even the bravest souls can be made weak and helpless by the sight of a cute little puppy or kitten
122. All persons under the age of 50 can do a ten foot vertical jump from a standing position.
123. ESP causes more trouble than it solves.
124. The police are never anywhere there is a large amount of property damage.
125. All people with esper powers give off multicoloured auras.
126. Just about any outer space villain has his sights set on destroying the Earth.
127. (in conjunction with #126) No other planet in the universe will be able to stop said villain except the Earth.
128. Any character can make a leap of 300 ft or more if given a good running start.
129. A samurai’s sword can cut through anything.
130. All characters over the age of 60 shrink in height in direct proportion to their age.
131. When uncovering a fabulous treasure, the thing will be large enough to completely destroy any surrounding structures.
132. Anime villains have the best deaths.
133. Any love interest will always be possessed by a demon.
134. The hero always looses the first fight with a new enemy.
135. The guys with two earrings are from the Negaverse.
136. Don’t trust the guys with two earrings.
137. Any truly evil person who changes sides for the woman he loves will die in that episode.
138. The song “Cry Me a River” takes on a whole new meaning.
Go ahead and add to the list! what has anime taught YOU?
ps: I don't expect you to read the whole list. It's just an example.
anime made me think why am i in this world
on another note
- a person can be older/younger just by changing the hairstyle
- huge vertical lines will appear behind you whenever you're depressed
- the father is always the bad one while the mother is either always oppressed or the good one or just as bad as the father
- parents won't care even if you go on a lifelong journey
- villains accuracy is always below 1% while the protagonist's is always 100%
- a huge bubble from your nose appears when you're sleeping
- people with glasses will look like ( 3 _ 3) when you remove their glasses
- parents are weirder than their children
... there's a lot more but meh too lazy to continue xDD
on another note
- a person can be older/younger just by changing the hairstyle
- huge vertical lines will appear behind you whenever you're depressed
- the father is always the bad one while the mother is either always oppressed or the good one or just as bad as the father
- parents won't care even if you go on a lifelong journey
- villains accuracy is always below 1% while the protagonist's is always 100%
- a huge bubble from your nose appears when you're sleeping
- people with glasses will look like ( 3 _ 3) when you remove their glasses
- parents are weirder than their children
... there's a lot more but meh too lazy to continue xDD
kore ha kinsoku jikou desu
- Never talk about what you'll do when the upcoming fight is over. You'll die for sure.
- The more enemies attack you, the lower the chance of dying. Opposite works too.
- Never trust emoticon faces: :3
- Anything is stronger than walls, slamming a 12 year old against a wall could break it in a thousand pieces.
- Time jumps, revivals and reset endings are fairly common, totally uncool, and should be banned.
- People with the eyes always closed are insanely strong/wicked upon opening them.
- The more enemies attack you, the lower the chance of dying. Opposite works too.
- Never trust emoticon faces: :3
- Anything is stronger than walls, slamming a 12 year old against a wall could break it in a thousand pieces.
- Time jumps, revivals and reset endings are fairly common, totally uncool, and should be banned.
- People with the eyes always closed are insanely strong/wicked upon opening them.
Kanba ftwragelewa wrote:
mawaru penguindrum taught me that mass murder is fine if it's done for the person you love
Girls are always weak, stupid, and there for nothing but to look pretty .3.
+1Akenaide wrote:
Loli are cute *_*
loli!!!!!!!
When you reach 10, you stop growing and your mother let you go to become a pokemon master
ampzz
???Minty Gum wrote:
Girls are always weak, stupid, and there for nothing but to look pretty .3.
Oh my, I cannot fathom how silly this statement is so here's some prime examples of girls who are not "weak" nor "stupid" nor just there for "looking pretty":
- Asuka Langley Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion
- Clare - Claymore
- Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing - Hellsing
- Lucy - Elfen Lied
- Misa Amane - Death Note
- Motoko Kusanagi - Ghost in the Shell
- Re-l Mayer - Ergo Proxy
- Revy - Black Lagoon
- Rin Tohsaka - Fate/
- Roberta - Black Lagoon
- Saber - Fate/
- Saya Otonashi - Blood+
- Saeko Busujima - Highschool of the Dead
- Seras Victoria - Hellsing
- Suou Pavlichenko - Darker Than Black
Ampzz, I agree with you every bit in your statement. There are animes based only on female characters such as K-On! and Yuru Yuri and they were nothing but great!ampzz wrote:
???Minty Gum wrote:
Girls are always weak, stupid, and there for nothing but to look pretty .3.
Oh my, I cannot fathom how silly this statement is so here's some prime examples of girls who are not "weak" nor "stupid" nor just there for "looking pretty":
- Asuka Langley Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion
- Clare - Claymore
- Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing - Hellsing
- Lucy - Elfen Lied
- Misa Amane - Death Note
- Motoko Kusanagi - Ghost in the Shell
- Re-l Mayer - Ergo Proxy
- Revy - Black Lagoon
- Rin Tohsaka - Fate/
- Roberta - Black Lagoon
- Saber - Fate/
- Saya Otonashi - Blood+
- Saeko Busujima - Highschool of the Dead
- Seras Victoria - Hellsing
- Suou Pavlichenko - Darker Than Black
Oh, on thing however, I just wanted to say the your 5th example made me synchronize with Minty Gums statement :3
Anyways, on the topic of this, I've learnt alot of useless knowledge from anime.
Here's a list of some of the stuff I learnt about from watching anime.
- Rayleigh Scattering
- Glasgow Coma Scale
- Olmec Civilization
- Mary Celeste
- Angikuni Lake
- Wrist Plexus
You can buy anything from Vending Machines.
lol that's true, the japanese are pretty crazy xDRororonan wrote:
You can buy anything from Vending Machines.
It has molded me into the sick, twisted person I am today. I regret nothing. ヽ(´▽｀)ノ
^I think I've become a sadist from watching too much anime...I took some philosophy personality test which stated that I was going to end up as a serial killer when I grow up...Although the test was pretty stupid.
Can you tell if anime was really the cause though? Tests are always stupid.Oreiora wrote:
^I think I've become a sadist from watching too much anime...I took some philosophy personality test which stated that I was going to end up as a serial killer when I grow up...Although the test was pretty stupid.
Well, I'm pretty sure anime isn't the cause, I'm thinking that seeing as I watch anime all the time in my spare time, I end up doing nothing productive. Of course, the test is something of a joke, but I still feel as if I've been affected by anime (not that I regret it in any way whatsoever).
I understand, it's actually the same with me.Oreiora wrote:
Well, I'm pretty sure anime isn't the cause, I'm thinking that seeing as I watch anime all the time in my spare time, I end up doing nothing productive. Of course, the test is something of a joke, but I still feel as if I've been affected by anime (not that I regret it in any way whatsoever).
A good anime and a successful anime are almost mutually exclusive.
The number #1 thing that anime has taught me is to never trust Kyubey. EVER.
Kyubey is perfectly reasonableCrystaltheCool wrote:
The number #1 thing that anime has taught me is to never trust Kyubey. EVER.
i think To LOve Ru, beacuse i have a harem at real life 
why? because i'am a weaaboo
why? because i'am a weaaboo 
well wellHuniepop: The drunker the girl is, the more points you'll get for talking to her
You forgot all the way in the back so that they can stare at the sakura trees as they meditate on lifeWeez wrote:
144. The main character must always sit next to the window in class.
More like unless they are required to sit next to the weird or pretty classmateJoshuawhang wrote:
You forgot all the way in the back so that they can stare at the sakura trees as they meditate on lifeWeez wrote:
144. The main character must always sit next to the window in class.
Or they completely skip class and are on the roof staring at the skyGreen Platinum wrote:
More like unless they are required to sit next to the weird or pretty classmate
Gundam 00: The eradication of war >:)
Anime thought me that arguing with people who like anime is not very fun.
Are you talking about me?Gumpyyy wrote:
Anime thought me that arguing with people who like anime is not very fun.
Nah i'm talking about people I know irl.Green Platinum wrote:
Are you talking about me?
Personally I agree with most of the things you say so there is not really much of a argument between us. Atleast that's how I see it.
Though you can be a bit rude Platty