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Jar - ztrout's Visit to The Proctologist

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Jarby
This song is actually about ztrot being molested by anime catgirls. If you read into it properly, you'd understand!
James2250

Xgor wrote:

Exept for that jericho2442 should be removed from tags
pop uguu~
Couldn't a BAT fix that before they ranked anyway, rawr?
Or wait did you want taiko and background fixed too? >_>
Topic Starter
Jarby
I'll defend these backgrounds to the grave!
Xgor

James2250 wrote:

Couldn't a BAT fix that before they ranked anyway, rawr?
Or wait did you want taiko and background fixed too? >_>
I asked a BAT and if was fine to pop over that.
And yet, I only popped due to that, the rest was things that just bugged me

Anyways, re-bub
Mismagius
I wonder if this is going to get good rating * shot*


Oh well, star, awesome song and map lol
Mogsy
Weird. I like it.

Ranked.
Charles445
Thanks, now I won't be able to sleep for a month.
James2250
Hey it got ranked~

Rating will be interesting lol (yeah I know it doesn't mean anything)
JamesLeao
oh god i love this shit (ugh
Faust
This is amazing. 10 stars from me, serious.
Derekku

James2250 wrote:

Rating will be interesting lol (yeah I know it doesn't mean anything)


Yeah... we'll see where this goes... (also I'm surprised that WTF was still at the bottom)
arien666

Derekku wrote:

James2250 wrote:

Rating will be interesting lol (yeah I know it doesn't mean anything)


Yeah... we'll see where this goes... (also I'm surprised that WTF was still at the bottom)
orz
Below 5 is...



IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING<JK ;_;
RandomJibberish
JARBY STOLE MY CROWN

Also I swear a few days ago WTF overtook Timebomb. OH WELL~
Kurai
wtf o_o
Larto
Mogsy stole MY crown! =(
Curisu
stress
NotShinta
this is the best rating ever

nice map though
yeahyeahyeahhh
rofl.gif
KIA
*facedesk*
You're all MAD :cry:
lepidopodus
This map will be legend lol
GabrielRKF
rating record
arien666

roxkyuubiforever wrote:

rating record
needs 1 votes
Conclusion: orz
Mismagius

roxkyuubiforever wrote:

rating record
ouran's bad apple got 3.8 ;_;

(and our special place got 3.9 *cough*)


Oh well, this time it's because of the song. ratingfags </3
NotShinta

Blue Dragon wrote:

ouran's bad apple got 3.8 ;_;
was that based on like the first 5 votes or wot

But yeah, no, downvoters are actually quite justified here. what
KIA
btw, I voted 10 :D/
Mismagius

NotShinta wrote:

Blue Dragon wrote:

ouran's bad apple got 3.8 ;_;
was that based on like the first 5 votes or wot

But yeah, no, downvoters are actually quite justified here.
first 30 voters actually, when it got 50 it was like 4.7
ouranhshc
>_> @BD
maay
dude this beatmap rocks
TKiller
I don't love you anymore, Jar.

This horrible map is a one more spit in the face all of the unknown mappers across the osu! who are desperate to get a much better map ranked not really, and if it really was the reason, you wouldn't be the one at fault, but:

It's not fun to play.

It's not funny for the overwhelming lot of players here.

It's horribly mapped.

It's not even a song.
NotShinta

TKiller wrote:

I don't love you anymore, Jar.

This horrible map is a one more spit in the face all of the unknown mappers across the osu! who are desperate to get a much better map ranked not really, and if it really was the reason, you wouldn't be the one at fault, but:

It's not fun to play.

It's not funny for the overwhelming lot of players here.

It's horribly mapped.

It's not even a song.
Lol.
Natteke
Well yeah, it deserves its rating.
inb4 NotShinta comments on every post.
Mogsy
While I agree that it isn't the best map/song out there, there are much worse ranked. Not to mention the fact that this isn't serious by a longshot. So while it doesn't deserve high ratings (I'd probably give it around a 7), it isn't the scourge of mapping by any means. By the way, the map plays just fine. 'Fun' is in the eye of the beholder.

y so srs
NotShinta

Natteke wrote:

Well yeah, it deserves its rating.
inb4 NotShinta comments on every post.
try and stop me
ouranhshc

NotShinta wrote:

Natteke wrote:

Well yeah, it deserves its rating.
inb4 NotShinta comments on every post.
try and stop me
that can be arranged
Natteke

Mogsworth wrote:

While I agree that it isn't the best map/song out there, there are much worse ranked. Not to mention the fact that this isn't serious by a longshot. So while it doesn't deserve high ratings (I'd probably give it around a 7), it isn't the scourge of mapping by any means. By the way, the map plays just fine. 'Fun' is in the eye of the beholder.
y so srs
You don't need to compare this to other maps. If they're bad, try to make the new one better, and not just say "Well, there are maps worse than this so it's ok" and instead of a good map we are getting this miserable piece of...map? Uh, I'm bothering way too much, sry.
TKiller

Mogsworth wrote:

y so srs
cause ranking process loves to get "serious" when it's not about joke maps.

No, no, no offence to anyone expept Jar who could made this map more fun to play (yes you could), but I'm surely gonna remember this case and add it to the cases I'll bring up if there'll be a problem with ranking a serious map I'm interested in.

So.
Mogsy
I personally found this enjoyable to play. Partly due to the absurdity of it all, but there were no real errors with it. I apply the same standards for joke maps that I apply to every other map. This map is in no way, shape, or form perfect or appealing to the entire masses (like every map), but it adds a tad more variety to the database.

Of course it could've been better, almost every single map can be improved. The fact of the matter is that this is rankable but doesn't meet your expectations. Sometimes that happens.

Besides, it works with the source material. I hate bringing up the "other things are worse so it's ok" argument, myself, but it does apply here. If you think you can honestly come up with a better map than what they've got down, you go do it. I thought it worked well for the source material without getting ridiculously stupid. Excuse me for having an opinion that isn't the same as yours.

In all honesty, I like this map the way it is. It's a bit derivative in its execution, but it works for this, creating a dichotomy of something we're familiar with playing with something most are definitely not used to hearing. I still applied my standard protocol to modding this map, and sure, it might be the lowest-rated map, but it's still rankable.
TKiller

Mogsworth wrote:

I personally found this enjoyable to play. Partly due to the absurdity of it all, but there were no real errors with it. I apply the same standards for joke maps that I apply to every other map. This map is in no way, shape, or form perfect or appealing to the entire masses (like every map), but it adds a tad more variety to the database.

Of course it could've been better, almost every single map can be improved. The fact of the matter is that this is rankable but doesn't meet your expectations. Sometimes that happens.

Besides, it works with the source material. I hate bringing up the "other things are worse so it's ok" argument, myself, but it does apply here. If you think you can honestly come up with a better map than what they've got down, you go do it. I thought it worked well for the source material without getting ridiculously stupid. Excuse me for having an opinion that isn't the same as yours.
I guess we're getting each other's points just right.

And no futher point in discussing on this matter either, I think.

Ok.
Mogsy

TKiller wrote:

I guess we're getting each other's points just right.

And no futher point in discussing on this matter either, I think.

Ok.
Agreed.

Still, this map's rating is legendary. <3
K3nsh1n_H1mur4
Funny Facts.

The 10 worse ranked maps (by User Rating):

1º - Jar - ztrout's Visit to The Proctologist Date: Nov 27, 2010 Map by Jarby

2º - Beck - Timebomb Date: Oct 9, 2007 Map by IcePagoda

3º - OK Go - WTF? Date: Nov 11, 2010 Map by RandomJibberish

4º - Lily Allen - Smile Date: Oct 7, 2007 Map by meyou22

5º - Ken Clinger - Babilfrenzo Date: Oct 22, 2007 Map by Fraeon

6º - Spinsmith - Sweet Religion Date: Dec 4, 2009 Map by JarJarJacob

7º - La Roux - Cover My Ears Date: Feb 14, 2010 Map by JarJarJacob

8º - tiger yamato - tiger YAMATO Date: Nov 2. 2007 Map by qudfo9

9º - Maroon 5 - Sunday Morning Date: Oct 9, 2007 Map by eyup

10º - Lisa Locheed - The Raccoons - Run with us Date: Oct 29, 2007 Map by Bonesnake

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10 maps. 6 from 2007, we can forget them. Old times, no distance snapping. 1 from 2009, Jarby-made. 3 from 2010, 2 Jarby-made.

Other funny fact is who ranked the maps. In the first 20 maps, ordered by user rating, the 2007 doesn't have that info. But the maps who have, you see this:

Mogsworth: 3 maps Ranked
Larto: 2 maps Ranked

And Rolled, ztrot, Cecilthemos and minyeob with 1 map ranked.

Just funny facts. No conclusions or opinions about this.
Mismagius

k3nsh1n_H1mur4 wrote:

Funny Facts.

The 10 worse ranked maps (by User Rating):

1º - Jar - ztrout's Visit to The Proctologist Date: Nov 27, 2010 Map by Jarby

2º - Beck - Timebomb Date: Oct 9, 2007 Map by IcePagoda

3º - OK Go - WTF? Date: Nov 11, 2010 Map by RandomJibberish

4º - Lily Allen - Smile Date: Oct 7, 2007 Map by meyou22

5º - Ken Clinger - Babilfrenzo Date: Oct 22, 2007 Map by Fraeon

6º - Spinsmith - Sweet Religion Date: Dec 4, 2009 Map by JarJarJacob

7º - La Roux - Cover My Ears Date: Feb 14, 2010 Map by JarJarJacob

8º - tiger yamato - tiger YAMATO Date: Nov 2. 2007 Map by qudfo9

9º - Maroon 5 - Sunday Morning Date: Oct 9, 2007 Map by eyup

10º - Lisa Locheed - The Raccoons - Run with us Date: Oct 29, 2007 Map by Bonesnake

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

10 maps. 6 from 2007, we can forget them. Old times, no distance snapping. 1 from 2009, Jarby-made. 3 from 2010, 2 Jarby-made.

Other funny fact is who ranked the maps. In the first 20 maps, ordered by user rating, the 2007 doesn't have that info. But the maps who have, you see this:

Mogsworth: 3 maps Ranked
Larto: 2 maps Ranked

And Rolled, ztrot, Cecilthemos and minyeob with 1 map ranked.

Just funny facts. No conclusions or opinions about this.
IMO this map isn't really really really bad, but yeah, the song hurts my ears of how bad it is. Though I don't vote because of the song. I gave it a 7 I think.
Same with Cover My Ears and Spinsmith maps. It's just songtrolling, the maps aren't bad. :/
Larto
ok
yeahyeahyeahhh
rofllmao.jpg
Kakarotto_old
Well, i need to tell something:
"MORRA SEIYA SEU VIADINHOOO!"
Kite
*facepalm*
Topic Starter
Jarby

Blue Dragon wrote:

It's just songtrolling, the maps aren't bad. :/
Cover My Ears, Sweet Religion and ztrout's Visit to The Proctologist are all mediocre maps that are not worth defending. Joke maps, if you will. One day I will have the page of ranked maps with the lowest user rating all to myself.
Mismagius

Jarby wrote:

Blue Dragon wrote:

It's just songtrolling, the maps aren't bad. :/
Cover My Ears, Sweet Religion and ztrout's Visit to The Proctologist are all mediocre maps that are not worth defending. Joke maps, if you will. One day I will have the page of ranked maps with the lowest user rating all to myself.
They are mediocre, but they shouldn't be THAT bad on ratings.
GabrielRKF

Blue Dragon wrote:

It's just songtrolling, the maps aren't bad. :/
K2J
I will never understand you guys. I'm beginning to think that's not a bad thing.
NotShinta
Teehee, more taking this seriously
Topic Starter
Jarby
Oh, right, I sort of missed a few pages. Let's answer some questions!

TKiller wrote:

It's not fun to play.

It's not funny for the overwhelming lot of players here.

It's horribly mapped.

It's not even a song.
Fun is subjective.

I don't care about the overwhelming lot of players you speak of. At least 31 people so far have enjoyed it to some extent and that's okay by me. This is my map and it adheres to the ranking criteria, so it should at least be seen as acceptable. I'm not making changes to please anyone but myself. And that's how we roll.

That's not a constructive point. See the last two lines.

Actually, it is a song. 2deep4u bro

tl;dr: "I DON'T LIKE THIS MAP" "HATERS GONNA HATE"
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