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#324: I wanted to view your profile in the break!
#325: Osu wanted me to fail, it was an order.
#326: I had to view this topic
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327: One second, let me look up an excuse...
328: My download in firefox stopped
329: Peppy just hacked my computer
330: Saturos just cut the electricity for a moment
331: Osu turned into Godzilla. I swear.
332: Someone is pming me in AIM.
333: Someone invited me to a chat room in xfire.
334: Rhythm was not a click away.
335: My metronome is broken.
336: My tablet glitched.
337: The bunny was too distracting.
338: I had to mod a beatmap for Supergarlic.
339: Supergarlic made me mod his beatmap.
340:Supergarlic made me do it.
341: Supergarlic.
342: I don't like light. Someone just opened the curtains...
343: My alarm clock started beeping
344: Its a bird! It's a plane! Its... Its... the Osu! logo? Oh crap, missed a spinner.
345: Wait, what? It's done? I must have lagged.
346: I thought the relax mod was on.
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346: Samus shot me
347: Haruhi Smiled
348: Someone said my name in IRC
349: You kicked my dog
350: I was Rick rolled
351: Chuck Norris delivered a Roundhouse kick in my face
352: Peppy snuck into my base and Hacked meh Osu! Files
353: I was hit by a deathstream
354: Someone threw a Osu! Cookie at me
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#355 My head exploded.
#356 My chair broke
#357 Someone talking distracted me
#358 I was playing with my eyes closed
#359 My computer screen burned out
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360: Jamespacing.
361: Caramelldansen.
362: Suppositories.
363: Air Man.
364: Wood Man.
365: I'm working on 25% physical capacity on both my computer and my real body.
366: Random lag that pops up just as the "Are You Ready?" prompt comes up.
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#367: Shaders got crazy and the screen bacame red.
#368: I'm experimenting DS as a tablet and I'm not good.
#369: Just joking
#370: Agent J came to cheer me up, but he phailed D:
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#371: The toilet i was sitting on flushed suddenly
#372: Da dogs' cold nose touched my bare bum
#373: Who stole my computer??!!!
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This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
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#379: Someone suggested rape
#380: Orihime didn't help me to spin D:
#381: I had to report a bug
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#382: phill.
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#383 I had to Shadowbolt a Kobold.
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384: WARNING. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

385: I thought hitting Shift+Z would work!

386: Triple short spinners.

387: Stacks of four or more.

388: I had a 9-ball moment.

389: Whuh? It's 11 PM already?

390: OshitIgottagotoschooldamnitI'mlatewhythefuckdidn'tIreschedulemyclassesthisquarter?!
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391: I had a baby
392: My wife had a baby
393: My truck broke down
394: I screwed up my back
395: My wife screwed up her back
396: My wife fell when I left the toilet seat open (Please review 2, The ranting gryphon on that)
397: My truck is having a baby
398: Satan's visiting.
399: I JUST KILLED THE DUDE WHO AS PLAYING THIS GAME AND NOW I'M TOTALLY RUINING HIS ACCOUNT!
400: Large hardons collided.
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401. I was called and told that this was the second notice that the factory warranty on my car was about to expire...
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402. The sound of this thread reviving caused my computer to selfdestruct.
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403. The sound of someone else's computer selfdestructing made my computer selfdestruct
404. excuse not found
405. oh shit there's a grasshopper flying around the room oh fuck me this thing is fucking huge aahhhh
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I forgot to number this post because im fucking lukewamholiday
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406. My mouse ran out of batteries.
407. My dog tripped over the wires and unplugged something.
408. Bad karma.
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409: I just mowed my lawn and my hands are numb.
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410: My mom came in (happens sometimes)
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