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Yuukari-Banteki
309: I could have sworn there was a hitcircle there! Really!
310: I can't breathe during the spinners T_T
311: I was playing wrong-handed
312: I was playing from the floor
Slain087
313: School really fucked up my movement algorithms
314: Constant loss of response from mouse screws up my spin
315: Cannot spin at all
316: Who the hell thought of putting five spinners less than a second long all together?!
TunaOfDoom
317 - I saw something shiney
318 - I saw something in my mirror (it happen to me once)
319 - I went to go find myself
320 - I have AD..... Hey, whats that....
321 - The monkey with the clapping cymbals told me to do it
322 - annoying sister/brother kept bothering me
323 - I'm busy doing a barrel roll
Card N'FoRcE
#324: I wanted to view your profile in the break!
#325: Osu wanted me to fail, it was an order.
#326: I had to view this topic
chtxdrgn
327: One second, let me look up an excuse...
328: My download in firefox stopped
329: Peppy just hacked my computer
330: Saturos just cut the electricity for a moment
331: Osu turned into Godzilla. I swear.
332: Someone is pming me in AIM.
333: Someone invited me to a chat room in xfire.
334: Rhythm was not a click away.
335: My metronome is broken.
336: My tablet glitched.
337: The bunny was too distracting.
338: I had to mod a beatmap for Supergarlic.
339: Supergarlic made me mod his beatmap.
340:Supergarlic made me do it.
341: Supergarlic.
342: I don't like light. Someone just opened the curtains...
343: My alarm clock started beeping
344: Its a bird! It's a plane! Its... Its... the Osu! logo? Oh crap, missed a spinner.
345: Wait, what? It's done? I must have lagged.
346: I thought the relax mod was on.
Metroid
346: Samus shot me
347: Haruhi Smiled
348: Someone said my name in IRC
349: You kicked my dog
350: I was Rick rolled
351: Chuck Norris delivered a Roundhouse kick in my face
352: Peppy snuck into my base and Hacked meh Osu! Files
353: I was hit by a deathstream
354: Someone threw a Osu! Cookie at me
fdtoonsman
#355 My head exploded.
#356 My chair broke
#357 Someone talking distracted me
#358 I was playing with my eyes closed
#359 My computer screen burned out
Slain087
360: Jamespacing.
361: Caramelldansen.
362: Suppositories.
363: Air Man.
364: Wood Man.
365: I'm working on 25% physical capacity on both my computer and my real body.
366: Random lag that pops up just as the "Are You Ready?" prompt comes up.
Card N'FoRcE
#367: Shaders got crazy and the screen bacame red.
#368: I'm experimenting DS as a tablet and I'm not good.
#369: Just joking
#370: Agent J came to cheer me up, but he phailed D:
Asher005
#371: The toilet i was sitting on flushed suddenly
#372: Da dogs' cold nose touched my bare bum
#373: Who stole my computer??!!!
SBKT
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Card N'FoRcE
#379: Someone suggested rape
#380: Orihime didn't help me to spin D:
#381: I had to report a bug
phill_old
#382: phill.
SBKT
#383 I had to Shadowbolt a Kobold.
Slain087
384: WARNING. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

385: I thought hitting Shift+Z would work!

386: Triple short spinners.

387: Stacks of four or more.

388: I had a 9-ball moment.

389: Whuh? It's 11 PM already?

390: OshitIgottagotoschooldamnitI'mlatewhythefuckdidn'tIreschedulemyclassesthisquarter?!
SBKT
391: I had a baby
392: My wife had a baby
393: My truck broke down
394: I screwed up my back
395: My wife screwed up her back
396: My wife fell when I left the toilet seat open (Please review 2, The ranting gryphon on that)
397: My truck is having a baby
398: Satan's visiting.
399: I JUST KILLED THE DUDE WHO AS PLAYING THIS GAME AND NOW I'M TOTALLY RUINING HIS ACCOUNT!
400: Large hardons collided.
Yuukari-Banteki
401. I was called and told that this was the second notice that the factory warranty on my car was about to expire...
Neo@lex
402. The sound of this thread reviving caused my computer to selfdestruct.
Cuddlebun
403. The sound of someone else's computer selfdestructing made my computer selfdestruct
404. excuse not found
405. oh shit there's a grasshopper flying around the room oh fuck me this thing is fucking huge aahhhh
lukewarmholiday
I forgot to number this post because im fucking lukewamholiday
Loginer
406. My mouse ran out of batteries.
407. My dog tripped over the wires and unplugged something.
408. Bad karma.
Pokebis
409: I just mowed my lawn and my hands are numb.
KawaiiLily
410: My mom came in (happens sometimes)
Jinxy
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KawaiiLily
414. My cat scared me
415. Someone pmed me.
Derekku
416. Lag

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wait...
Topic Starter
NinjaishGuy
417. this topic's continued existence has left me awestruck
Jinxy
418. Too busy thinking of an excuse to revive this thread.
peppy
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KawaiiLily

peppy wrote:

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl go nuts :P
LOL

"The Bastard Operator From Hell"-style excuse server.
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The cause of the problem is:
High nuclear activity in your area.

xD!

"The Bastard Operator From Hell"-style excuse server.
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The cause of the problem is:
Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies

Gahahahaha Nice peppy!
RemmyX25

peppy wrote:

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl go nuts :P
Oh man, I love reading the Bastard Operator from Hell stories
Drayne O
2 things that usually make me lose:

419.XFIRE EXCEPTION

420.My bird climbed on the side of his cage and started fighting with my hand, biting it, and smashing his head against the mouse
kuwarudo
421. My dog tried to play osu! when I wasn't looking and left me awestruck :o


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422. Someone made an announce and made me lose my concentration.
Drayne O
433. AVG Anti-virus sucks and made my game lag

434. AVG anti virus sucks and had to open up a wondow infront of osu's to tell me it finished scanning when i didnt even tell it to
Jinxy
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kuwarudo
436. Peppy came.
Henkie

kuwarudo wrote:

436. Peppy came.
lolwut? xD

437. My mouse exploded and had to continue with laptop's touchpad.
438. I got hungry and was too lazy to pause.
439. Someone in skype call screams all of a sudden and scares the hell outta me
440. My dad's Dance/Trance music's volume was too hard and confused me
kuwarudo
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Jinxy
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kuwarudo
444. JInxyjem is hearing too many things now.
445. Because I never got the number 404
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