List of Excuses

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Snipe
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Card N'FoRcE
#306: Arm killed by a sniper
#307: Payne came to me. Max.
#308:
Yuukari-Banteki
309: I could have sworn there was a hitcircle there! Really!
310: I can't breathe during the spinners T_T
311: I was playing wrong-handed
312: I was playing from the floor
Slain087
313: School really fucked up my movement algorithms
314: Constant loss of response from mouse screws up my spin
315: Cannot spin at all
316: Who the hell thought of putting five spinners less than a second long all together?!
TunaOfDoom
317 - I saw something shiney
318 - I saw something in my mirror (it happen to me once)
319 - I went to go find myself
320 - I have AD..... Hey, whats that....
321 - The monkey with the clapping cymbals told me to do it
322 - annoying sister/brother kept bothering me
323 - I'm busy doing a barrel roll
Card N'FoRcE
#324: I wanted to view your profile in the break!
#325: Osu wanted me to fail, it was an order.
#326: I had to view this topic
chtxdrgn
327: One second, let me look up an excuse...
328: My download in firefox stopped
329: Peppy just hacked my computer
330: Saturos just cut the electricity for a moment
331: Osu turned into Godzilla. I swear.
332: Someone is pming me in AIM.
333: Someone invited me to a chat room in xfire.
334: Rhythm was not a click away.
335: My metronome is broken.
336: My tablet glitched.
337: The bunny was too distracting.
338: I had to mod a beatmap for Supergarlic.
339: Supergarlic made me mod his beatmap.
340:Supergarlic made me do it.
341: Supergarlic.
342: I don't like light. Someone just opened the curtains...
343: My alarm clock started beeping
344: Its a bird! It's a plane! Its... Its... the Osu! logo? Oh crap, missed a spinner.
345: Wait, what? It's done? I must have lagged.
346: I thought the relax mod was on.
Metroid
346: Samus shot me
347: Haruhi Smiled
348: Someone said my name in IRC
349: You kicked my dog
350: I was Rick rolled
351: Chuck Norris delivered a Roundhouse kick in my face
352: Peppy snuck into my base and Hacked meh Osu! Files
353: I was hit by a deathstream
354: Someone threw a Osu! Cookie at me
fdtoonsman
#355 My head exploded.
#356 My chair broke
#357 Someone talking distracted me
#358 I was playing with my eyes closed
#359 My computer screen burned out
Slain087
360: Jamespacing.
361: Caramelldansen.
362: Suppositories.
363: Air Man.
364: Wood Man.
365: I'm working on 25% physical capacity on both my computer and my real body.
366: Random lag that pops up just as the "Are You Ready?" prompt comes up.
Card N'FoRcE
#367: Shaders got crazy and the screen bacame red.
#368: I'm experimenting DS as a tablet and I'm not good.
#369: Just joking
#370: Agent J came to cheer me up, but he phailed D:
Asher005
#371: The toilet i was sitting on flushed suddenly
#372: Da dogs' cold nose touched my bare bum
#373: Who stole my computer??!!!
SBKT
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Card N'FoRcE
#379: Someone suggested rape
#380: Orihime didn't help me to spin D:
#381: I had to report a bug
phill
#382: phill.
SBKT
#383 I had to Shadowbolt a Kobold.
Slain087
384: WARNING. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

385: I thought hitting Shift+Z would work!

386: Triple short spinners.

387: Stacks of four or more.

388: I had a 9-ball moment.

389: Whuh? It's 11 PM already?

390: OshitIgottagotoschooldamnitI'mlatewhythefuckdidn'tIreschedulemyclassesthisquarter?!
SBKT
391: I had a baby
392: My wife had a baby
393: My truck broke down
394: I screwed up my back
395: My wife screwed up her back
396: My wife fell when I left the toilet seat open (Please review 2, The ranting gryphon on that)
397: My truck is having a baby
398: Satan's visiting.
399: I JUST KILLED THE DUDE WHO AS PLAYING THIS GAME AND NOW I'M TOTALLY RUINING HIS ACCOUNT!
400: Large hardons collided.
Yuukari-Banteki
401. I was called and told that this was the second notice that the factory warranty on my car was about to expire...
Neo@lex
402. The sound of this thread reviving caused my computer to selfdestruct.
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