The rules are simple. With every coming post, add a step to the endless method, no matter how impossible. The steps can be inside or outside of osu!, and be inside other video games as well. We also allow steps that are impossible to do in real life. Basically, you can do anything you want here, as long as the text is second-person.
You can start. I have no idea on what to start with.
Example
Person 1: Get an SS on The Big Black with all mods. Then...
Person 2: Start up a game of Bejeweled Twist, enter Classic mode and progress to level 3. Then save and quit, open up a hex editor, and edit your Classic save so that Ice Gems, a gem not accessible in normal gameplay, are on the board. Return to Bejeweled Twist, go back into your (now edited) save and match an ice gem. When the gem disappears, time will freeze around you. Let's go make use of this.
Person 3: Go outside, go next door and bring up a disturbing painting in someone's face. Keep holding it in front of that person's face.
Person 4: Time will unfreeze, and the person will faint from being disturbed. Then...
...and so on and so forth...
Person 2: Start up a game of Bejeweled Twist, enter Classic mode and progress to level 3. Then save and quit, open up a hex editor, and edit your Classic save so that Ice Gems, a gem not accessible in normal gameplay, are on the board. Return to Bejeweled Twist, go back into your (now edited) save and match an ice gem. When the gem disappears, time will freeze around you. Let's go make use of this.
Person 3: Go outside, go next door and bring up a disturbing painting in someone's face. Keep holding it in front of that person's face.
Person 4: Time will unfreeze, and the person will faint from being disturbed. Then...
...and so on and so forth...
You can start. I have no idea on what to start with.