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Neo@lex
In before Loginer.
Microsoft's conference is in about half an hour. Streams are up at ign, gamespot, gametrailers and like 50 livestream channels.
TIME TO GET CASUAL.
nardii
Wow. How are Nintendo and Sony supposed to beat this shit? That was amazing.
Topic Starter
Neo@lex
Fucking.
Wow.

brb fapping.
Pokebis
SKITTLES, AWWW, SKITTLES, STOP IT TICKLES!

I need to buy a 360 now. So I can run in place.
Loginer
Help us, Gabe Newell; you're our only hope.
Pokebis

Also, I am kind of interested in the built in wi-fi 360. It needed that forever ago.

EDIT: 2010th post
Ekaru
Looking at summaries of Microsoft's conference.

...I'm not sure what to think. Mix of joy and "...what?" at the same time.
Mogsy
I thought it was Nintendo's job to suck casual dick.
Topic Starter
Neo@lex
But isn't that your job?
Pokebis
EA conference starting now...
Historic Building.
Also, inb4 Sims 3.
Everyone get in vent for commentary.
Loginer
CRITERION ARE MAKING A HOT PURSUIT SEQUEL
E3 IS SAVED
Pokebis
Dead Space 2 is more of a sequel to RE4 than RE5 was.
Hurr, Medal of Honor is still around. Look we're out of WW2. We're CoD now!!! 24 PLAYER OMG
What the fuck? IT IS CoD4! EVEN THE FONT COLOR IS THE SAME
Real1

Mogsworth wrote:

I thought it was Nintendo's job to suck casual dick.
Meh. Shut up! :evil:

If ANY news about Shenmue come up and I miss it. PM me plox.
Pokebis
START WITH PSYCHOLOGY
GO INTO SIMS.
Mogsy

neo@lex wrote:

But isn't that your job?
Nah, hardcore or bust.

Real1 wrote:

Meh. Shut up! :evil:
I'm merely commenting on Microsoft and how stupidly casual they've gotten. Sure, they're a company, but when people used that same excuse on Nintendo, they called them money-hungry.
Pokebis
3D AT E3D!
Real1

Mogsworth wrote:

neo@lex wrote:

But isn't that your job?
Nah, hardcore or bust.

Real1 wrote:

Meh. Shut up! :evil:
I'm merely commenting on Microsoft and how stupidly casual they've gotten. Sure, they're a company, but when people used that same excuse on Nintendo, they called them money-hungry.
Hmm, Mogsy, what's your opinion about "todays" Nintendo in general?
Pokebis
Final impression of EA conference:
Cool, some games.
*boring*
*boring*
*boring*
Better than Microsoft by leaps.
Loginer
The Star Wars video at the end was fantastic. Too bad the actual game will be nothing like it.
Pokebis
I'm looking forward to what Nintendo does with the 3DS. I won't be there to watch the live stream, though because I'll be celebrating my 16th birthday~
Gabi
yay loli's
Repflez
The WiiSports, WiiFit y WiiMusic announced by Microsoft were... well... casual...

But remember:

Casual at Nintendo: meh...

Casual at Sony or Microsoft: HOLY S**T!!!!


Still ~15 minutes for the next conference...
Mogsy

Real1 wrote:

Hmm, Mogsy, what's your opinion about "todays" Nintendo in general?
Overly casual, yes, but they've gotten a bit better. At least more main series games are seeing releases, and Wii Motion Plus works very well.

Honestly, I don't see the problem with going to a more widespread audience as long as you keep your original targets in mind. Sure, it might have caused something like the Sega 32x back in the day, but nowadays, it's more like throwing a bone to those faithful to the system/IPs from the system.
Pokebis
Xanek

Pokebis wrote:

win
Real1

Mogsworth wrote:

Real1 wrote:

Hmm, Mogsy, what's your opinion about "todays" Nintendo in general?
Overly casual, yes, but they've gotten a bit better. At least more main series games are seeing releases, and Wii Motion Plus works very well.

Honestly, I don't see the problem with going to a more widespread audience as long as you keep your original targets in mind. Sure, it might have caused something like the Sega 32x back in the day, but nowadays, it's more like throwing a bone to those faithful to the system/IPs from the system.

Good boy!

I always believe in Nintendo. They're responsible for my awesome childhood and they keep being the best for me.
The_Priest_In_Yellow

Real1 wrote:

I always believe in Nintendo. They're responsible for my awesome childhood and they keep being the best for me.
You will die old and disappointed.
Loginer
Ubisoft has no jokes.

Edit: Rayman 2D platformer announced. Everything else was shit.
Ph0X

Loginer wrote:

Help us, Gabe Newell; you're our only hope.
Sir, that shit got canceled.
http://www.vg247.com/2010/06/11/valve-e ... cancelled/

Either they realized that people wanted ep3 and they didn't have it, so they delayed portal2 to work on it.
Or, they were about to show l4d3 and they realized that people were gonna rage.

Latter option is obviously a joke:
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... stcount=13


Anyways, I was at my friends all day watching this live.
In short, for me:
  1. The whole day was just about Kinect
  2. new Hot Pursuit looks hot and interesting, if it supports coop
  3. Ubisoft had the best speaker ever, fuck all you people (he did sound like a dick, but I was rolling)
  4. Ubisoft had great teasers and trailers
tbh, that was pretty much all, nothing really caught my eyes. All looked boring and repetitive as always.
Kinect has a lot of potential just like the wii, if it gets hacked and people make custom homebrews for it.

EDIT:
OH OH OH I forgot something
ManiaPlanet looked really hot. I personally am a big fan of trackmania. I love all the custom maps it has, and it's probably one of the rare free games I actually play and enjoy (only other is probably osu!). They didn't say much about it, but personally I'm hoping for an open world open to modifications and community contents.
Pokebis

Ph0X
"Xbox, oh great xbox, tell me, who's the best gamer in the world~"

"Xbox, find me a girlfriend"

Also, I wonder what would happen if you pop a boner infront of it. A NEW PLAYER HAS ARRIVED.

I'm predicting comedy gold coming out of this.
Atmey
I hope the new 360 is RROD immune.
The new 2D multiplayer Castlevania, I hope it is not 360 exclusive, and it looks more like reused sprites and characters.
LuigiHann
So far the best part of E3 was the RB3 reveal that happened before E3 started.

Rayman looks pretty cool.

I hope Nintendo has something interesting to show.

Ph0X wrote:

Also, I wonder what would happen if you pop a boner infront of it. A NEW PLAYER HAS ARRIVED.

I'm predicting comedy gold coming out of this.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/6/5/
Loginer

Ph0X wrote:

Loginer wrote:

Help us, Gabe Newell; you're our only hope.
Sir, that shit got canceled.
http://www.vg247.com/2010/06/11/valve-e ... cancelled/

Either they realized that people wanted ep3 and they didn't have it, so they delayed portal2 to work on it.
Or, they were about to show l4d3 and they realized that people were gonna rage.

Latter option is obviously a joke:
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... stcount=13
I'm thinking it's related to Episode 3 in some way. Guess we'll find out at that conference.
Mara
I started to watch E3 a little late, I just finished Microsoft Press Conference. I'll watch EA's after Nintendo has done own.
Anyway, here's some things I wanna say about this conference.

Call of Duty: Black Ops Gameplay demo had too much fighting with helicopter. I'd like to know more about infantry combat.

Metal Gear Solid Rising I don't think that looks like MGS. But I liked the scene where player cut a watermelon.

Gears of War 3 Looks like exactly like GoW1&2. I bet there's nothing new on this game.

Kinect Where's H-games?!

Forza Motorsport ??? I'd like to play this game. I love Forza 2, even though I don't know much about cars.

New Xbox 360 My Xbox 360 never had RRoD, but if this does more silent sound and less heat, I'll buy this.
nardii

Pokebis wrote:

3D AT E3D!
I'm gonna have to bring this up again, since I just thought about it; who the hell came up with this? Seriously, that was the worst fucking pun ev3r. When it just said "3D at E3" I thought it was bad enough but when that D popped up jesus christ what the fuck were they thinking
Loginer
New Zelda with MotionPlus. It's over: Nintendo won E3. Jumped the gun, controls are shit.
Mogsy

Loginer wrote:

New Zelda with MotionPlus. It's over: Nintendo won E3. Jumped the gun, controls are shit.
Looks like sensor bar issues to me, IMO.
Doomsday
New Goldeneye. Oh shit
Mara

Doomsday93 wrote:

New Goldeneye. Oh shit
OH MY GOD
Loginer

Mogsworth wrote:

Loginer wrote:

New Zelda with MotionPlus. It's over: Nintendo won E3. Jumped the gun, controls are shit.
Looks like sensor bar issues to me, IMO.
The sensor bar's a plastic stick with LEDs. It's only used to figure out where you're pointing at the screen.

Epic Mickey could turn out to be a great game, as long as they don't mess up the moral syOHSHITNEWKIRBYNEWKIRBY
Bestelle
So how about that Donkey Kong.
Doomsday
Kid Icarus game for 3DS Was just announced. if the video of it is in-game graphics, that is seriously impressive
Bestelle

Doomsday93 wrote:

Kid Icarus game for 3DS Was just announced. if the video of it is in-game graphics, that it seriously impressive
The voice acting on that made me laugh.
Nharox
Nintendo > Microsoft already.

I hope Sony will also do better.
Real1
Damn. Nintendo did it. Damn. Glad to be a Nintendo gamer now!
Loginer
NEW ZELDANEW METROIDNEW DONKEY KONGNEW KIRBYNEW GOLDEN SUNNEW GOLDENEYENEW KID ICARUSNEW STAR FOXNEW MARIO KARTMORE MARIO SPORTS3DS
3DS EVERYWHEREEXCLUSIVE METAL GEAR, KINGDOM HEARTS, ASSASSIN'S CREED, RESIDENT EVIL, PERSONA AND STREET FIGHTER TITLESNO CASUAL FAGGOTRYEVERYONE IS FINISHED, NINTENDO WINS E3


Highlights:

Steve Jobs status: TOLD
laughinggirls.jpg
Reggie: THQ
*audience laughs*
Remco32
Holy fuck starfox I'll take 20!
Also: Nintencats
Can't wait for homebrew, that'll probably mean 3D porn
Larto
God, that was an awesome conference. I have no complaints, apart from not actually having seen the 3DS in action. Would probably not have the same effect over a computer screen as in real life, but I would still have liked to see it =[

EDIT:
goddamnit nevermind
Krisom
I missed the new starfox :S Didn't saw it anywhere. Was it near the beginning of the press conference?
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