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Are you a true fapmaster?

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Topic Starter
Ph0X
How many of these have you unlocked!

nsfw:
Xanek
O.. o.. oh wow..
Topic Starter
Ph0X

Xanek wrote:

O.. o.. oh wow..
Did you just... Oh dear

Also, 43. If only I had one less :(
Xanek
NO I DID NOT
silmarilen
over 9000!!!
Derekku
expected cdfa topic :V
Mogsy
Too many.

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Topic Starter
Ph0X

Derekku Chan wrote:

expected cdfa topic :V
CDFA is a girl, he can't fap.
Jarby
Man, Ph0X, this is really old.
anonymous_old
I...

I can't read the text.

It's so low res and JPEGy!
-Xero-
That's fuckin old !
Neo@lex
Still only 49.
Last time I saw it, I had like 30.
Rolled
What the fuck?

27.

By fap, I'm assuming a climax is needed, though.

SPOILER
Alec says
how many have you unlocked
a says:
there are a lot o_o
do you really want me to count
Alec says:
yep
im at 6
27 ish
wasnt sure about some
a says:
25
and ya I wasn't sure either
I am surprised you got more than me
Alec says:
people on osu are saying ~50+
i assume climax is needed
a says:
yeah well I bet one of those was mogsworth
Alec says:
rofl
Mogsy
a says:
yeah well I bet one of those was mogsworth
hur.

I find it funny that I never fap anymore and still got more than you guys.
Zekira
CDFA is a girl, he can't fap.
lol
Shohei Ohtani
I'm so dissapointed in myself I've only unlocked 20.
Larto
...28...

I'm more than uncertain if this is good or bad.
Topic Starter
Ph0X

neo@lex wrote:

Still only 49.
Last time I saw it, I had like 30.
That's actually why I only posted it now. I took the time to achieve some, and when I finally thought I was worthy enough, I posted it~

Zekira wrote:

CDFA is a girl, he can't fap.
lol
That was the joke :<
anonymous_old
Can someone transcribe into ASCII? Thanks.
Powerdrone
I'll count later how many I've had.

I'll be working towards achieving all of them.

>=)

Edit: Oops. Forgot about the getting stoned ones. Empty Balls achievement cannot be reached.
qlum
I have to many (53) and I didn't even see this one before I also don't have some obvious ones. for example I never listen to music and I've never been drunk or stoned.
Topic Starter
Ph0X
Fucking "No Hands" is definitely impossible, like seriously.
Pokebis

Ph0X wrote:

Fucking "No Hands" is definitely impossible, like seriously.
If it counts for climax you just let go when you feel it coming.
anonymous_old

Ph0X wrote:

Fucking "No Hands" is definitely impossible, like seriously.
I'm assuming this is something like "fap with no hands" ? In that case, use a vibrator. =]

Or your legs.
bmin11

Ph0X wrote:

Fucking "No Hands" is definitely impossible, like seriously.
Could be possible if you use your mouth??? idk
Xanek
............................................ /me pukes
Shohei Ohtani

Ph0X wrote:

Fucking "No Hands" is definitely impossible, like seriously.
No, I've done it in a hotel bed before while my brother was next to me.

You have to get like seriously turned on while sleeping upsidedown. Then it's all pressure. It's difficult, hurts your legs, but it's all worth it. ~
Powerdrone

CDFA wrote:

No, I've done it in a hotel bed before while my brother was next to me.
That's cool.
Topic Starter
Ph0X
Ah, well there's way of getting around it and cheating, but I was referring to the actual thing. I still believe it's impossible.

Also, cheating at these achievements = lying to yourself! HOW CAN YOU DO THAT!
SpiffyFox
Dear god, this thread.

Besides, girls don't fap. They shlicka shlicka/wicky wicky.

:'>
Two_old

Ph0X wrote:

I still believe it's impossible
I can verify that it is possible, even without any contact whatsoever from start to finish.
KRZY

Two wrote:

Ph0X wrote:

I still believe it's impossible
I can verify that it is possible, even without any contact whatsoever from start to finish.

jesus freaking christ you have my respect bro
anonymous_old
f0x noob
Topic Starter
Ph0X

Two wrote:

Ph0X wrote:

I still believe it's impossible
I can verify that it is possible, even without any contact whatsoever from start to finish.


him and every other person who says this is possible is a premature ejaculators.
Lindsay51
I'm curious to see who has unlocked 'Headshot'. :lol:
second_wave
Performance enhancer of course.
Rolled

Lindsay51 wrote:

I'm curious to see who has unlocked 'Headshot'. :lol:
It depends. By fapping, would it need to be start to finish with intent to Headshot, or would it count if after the act, you finish with a headshot?

Either way, I counted it in my 27.
Wojjan
Fappu te nani? :?
Gabi

Ph0X wrote:

Fucking "No Hands" is definitely impossible, like seriously.
brain masturbation

wet dream?

EDIT: rub yourself against something????
NotShinta
No Hands is well possible

I'll count later
Mismagius
32rz
Metruzero
58
I believe that's the record atm

Going for Iron will starting now
aRiskOfRain
31. I'm gonna try for a couple of those achievements.
SpiffyFox

Metruzero wrote:

58
I believe that's the record atm

Going for Iron will starting now
Lol. What a champ. B'D
Powerdrone
I only have 26. Time to get to work...
Mogsy

Metruzero wrote:

58
I believe that's the record atm

Going for Iron will starting now
Only two more than me. :P Iron Will included.
Topic Starter
Ph0X
Fff, I almost got "Two birds, One stone today"... accidentally.
Galkan
I'm done with 45 achievements. Not bad.
Lilac

Ph0X wrote:

Fff, I almost got "Two birds, One stone today"... accidentally.
You're lucky. I actually got the achievement.
Metruzero
God... Iron will is SOOOOOOOO hard, I have to start all over again
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