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Mmmm...

We need to make some guidelines though. Especially for the level of... maturity....

I think it kind of goes without saying that your story has to involve osu! characters and probably Jarto saving the world or something

*cracks knuckles*

Cool.

Crud and here I was writing a romantic drama when you want people saving the world.

Worlds can be saved through romance, it's not hard.

Mogsy is giving Larto gay training.
It's gonna be hard to get from here to saving the world.
EDIT: Maybe I can kill Pasonia with the power of love.

Wojjan wrote:

Mogsy is giving Larto gay training.

That's a bad idea, considering Larto is much more FABULOUTH than me.

but he's just NEVER coming out of the closet! You need to help him!

for the sake of keeping it canon, who's the man in the relationship

Wojjan wrote:

but he's just NEVER coming out of the closet! You need to help him!

lol@irc wrote:

16:57 <Larto> : Hey #osu, I'm lol ^_^
16:57 <Larto> : Jesus Christ
16:57 <Larto> : This is the worst fucking time for word filters
16:58 <mtmcl|g1> : Larto, are you coming out of the osu closet or are you laughing?
16:58 <Larto> : the osu closet
16:58 <Larto> : wut

Uhhh I'm not sure if he's technically out or not. :V

Todesengal wrote:

for the sake of keeping it canon, who's the man in the relationship

Jar. Duh.

EDIT: Part one is sort of finished.


After a seemingly endless goodbye kiss, I murmured in his ear: "Call me, ja?"
- "I always do, Fräulein. Don't worry."
He smiled, just to make me feel comfortable. I knew he was sad to leave already. We both felt it was different this time, our goodbye. Jar's holiday in Germany had soon come to pass, and just as planned, no one knew of our secret trips out. We had fun, we had more than fun. We had a relationship, for those three short days. But it was finally time to return home. Next time we meet would be online again.
"Can't you just stay for five more minutes?" He shook his head.
- "Darling, we will always want five more minutes." With those words, he rushed off to the airport where rumbling jets were about to trash my summer love and send me in days of melancholic self-pity. But I'd love it as I'd love him, because I know we'll meet again, despite Pasonia's pedantic regulation in the chatroom, and our constant fear of someone finding out. We laughed away all those Jarto beatmaps because we didn't want to acknowledge it back then. If we didn't laugh, what would they think? Those were the hardest days. Well, up to today. This day is far worse. Why did he have to leave so soon? If only it was summer once more, right now, and I could still feel his touch on my arms, and his lips pressed to mine, passing hours of evening walks in the tall wheat, not minding what people would say, not thinking, just doing.
"I love you!", I shouted.
- "Only in private!"
There was the only factor that kept us from a happy life.

* * *

"Hey Lucy!" Mogsworth was happy as ever to see me. I told him so many timees to knock off the nickname.
"So are you ready for day five on fag training camp?"
- "Don't call it that..." He frowned. If there was anyone with a reason to frown, it was me.
"Step one to coming out of the closet: Never be ashamed of the word gay!" If he had one, he would've slapped me with a ruler.
"If you're gonna be ashamed, what's the point in being one in the first place. It's like you have absolutely no dedication to this entire--"
- "I needed help. That's why I came." His frown turned into a silent giggle, then an expression of complete resolution.
"You came. Anyway, I've gotta ask you, why do you want to do this so badly?"
- "..."
"Come ooon, teddy bear!" He giggled again.
- "for jar."
"Ooooooh, that is so adorable! Young love growing!"
I was so embarassed, just by those two words, I just went home and didn't talk to anyone until then.

* * *

<Larto> I miss you
<JarJarJacob> pzigzhzgkqpabzbjjvqfhxdkqxsiazqahqa
<JarJarJacob> type /chat first
<Rolled> Hahahahaha so funny Larto
<Todesengal> You make a cute couple.
<Agent_Spin_Here> Jarto 4
<Larto> No, actially I don't want to /chat anymore Jar.
<Larto> It's been so long.
<Larto> They are allowed to know this.
<Pasonia> Whatwhatwhat are you serious? I don't really condone of this.
<JarJarJacob> Oh come on Pas you never ban Mogsy
<Pasonia> But you are just making fun of that group of people, and I don't allow that here
<Yin> You're not the master here.
<Pasonia> I am just not going to let you make fun of homosexual people all around with such crass statements
<ztrot> Pas, stop whining seriously.
...

The channel was in an uproar. They had to turn moderation on. At least Jarto sort of saved the day, rgiht? I mean, we got the main chat silenced, so there's no more noobs around firing lazers and whatnot. Yeah. Jarto saved the world. I'll keep that in mind next time I log on.

I was just making sure, gosh

Fixed a thigh-poe

the best part is that this is all true

I don't condone of this

Instead of writing out a story, I'll just say this.

vNSFW stuffv

CDFA cheats on Lartot so Jar gets a job as a pizza man and gives pizza to cirno and hatsune miku so they're turned on and they scream "SLEEP WITH US YOU (9)!" so you have to animate some naked cirno have fun with that so anyways then Lartot finally orders a pizza so Jar sees him, but Lartot is not as happy as Jar thought. "Yeah...now was kind of a bad time to come" Lartot said "GET THE puppies BACK INTO THIS GOD DAMN ROOM LARTOT" Jar could hear CDFA scream. Jar kicked CDFA in the crotch and suddenly his happy juice came out. "You broke my god damn juice box" Larto screamed in agony. Jar knew that this was a sign that they could not be together. Jar ran to the forest and met up with Cirno again. "Cirno...oh yes, I need you!" Jar screamed. "NO YOU (9)" Cirno screamed, but it was too late. Afterwards, Jar was sent to the 9th New Hampshire jailhouse in the 9th cell from the door, marked 69. Jar sat there bored for a bit, until the door opened. CDFA was thrown in. "Sorry to drop in, unannounced!" CDFA said in his heavy accent. Jar screamed in agony, and it all faded to black.

~.

“Put in a little more Key Lime, Fraulein, will you?”

“Of course, Jar honey.” Larto reached back and dipped his spoon into an open container of Key Lime yogurt. Taking care not to drop any, he reached back around and plopped it into JarJarJacob’s afro. JarJar hummed in pleasure as Larto began to rub the yogurt into his scalp. “Ah, that’s the spot.”

Minutes passed by pleasantly as the couple carried out this weekly ritual, essential to keeping JarJar’s famous hair lustrous and poofy. The most famous homosexual couple was enjoying their recent peace in between defending the world from various angry residents of osu, and had taken the opportunity to further cement their bond.

“I love these cement bracelets, Fraulein. You really have a way with cement.” JarJar said, holding up the heavy accessory admiringly. Larto blushed and kept his eyes on JarJar’s hair, too embarrassed to meet Jar’s eyes. “There. All done, Jar honey.”

“Ah, thank you Fraulein. Could you check osu! chat real quick while I put the yogurt back in the fridge?” Jar stood, tossing his head and rejoicing in the renewed bounciness.

Larto hurried over to their shared computer, pulling up osu! chat. “Oh…Rolled’s pissed off about something. I think Tode and awp are picking on him again.” JarJar giggled from inside the refridgerator. “And I guess he’s coming out of the closet and we’re stealing his thunder? That seems a little—ahhh! J-Jar!”

Yogurt containers went flying as JarJar wrenched himself from the fridge and rushed over. “What is it, Fraulein?!”

“Rolled’s threatening to blow up the Internet if we don’t break up!” Larto pointed frantically at the screen, where Rolled’s words pulsed at the bottom of the screen, immediately followed by “lol” from awp.

JarJar snorted. “He’s bluffing, obviously. There’s no way he—what the—” He and Larto stood in amazement as the Internet Explorer icon on their desktop swelled to cover half the screen. “What is…” The icon exploded, the shrapnel taking out their Recycle Bin icon. Their connection to the osu! chat flickered, and a single line emerged amid the chaos of panicking osu members wondering where their IEs and their Firefoxes and their Operas were going.

“<Rolled> lol ur next”

to be continued

I LOVE THIS THREAD

I feel like this is going to go very wierd soon..

lock

Sorry guys have to delete my fanfic Pasonia started crying.

Pasonia wrote:

Subject: Write Jarto fan fiction

Wojjan wrote:

<Larto> I miss you
<JarJarJacob> pzigzhzgkqpabzbjjvqfhxdkqxsiazqahqa
<JarJarJacob> type /chat first
<Rolled> Hahahahaha so funny Larto
<Todesengal> You make a cute couple.
<Agent_Spin_Here> Jarto 4
<Larto> No, actially I don't want to /chat anymore Jar.
<Larto> It's been so long.
<Larto> They are allowed to know this.
<Pasonia> Whatwhatwhat are you serious? I don't really condone of this.
<JarJarJacob> Oh come on Pas you never ban Mogsy
<Pasonia> But you are just making fun of that group of people, and I don't allow that here
<Yin> You're not the master here.
<Pasonia> I am just not going to let you make fun of homosexual people all around with such crass statements
<ztrot> Pas, stop whining seriously.
...

I do request that this part of the fiction be retconned (I thaught you a word, yay!) completely to exclude my existence.
I am not up for creative re-direction, thank you.

This is a personal request, not in any way a censure towards you. (Warf warf freedom of speech >:[ )

Wojjan wrote:

Oh please, Pasonia. Know that it's all in jest, and you'd do better to just laugh it away ;P

(Bad metaphor in 3...)

Pasonia wrote:

I believe your sense of humor and mine are different. (2...)
I'm not going to repeat what I said. (But yet you go on doing so.)

There's something called "respecting opinions".(One...!!!) It's rude if I say I didn't like cheese, and then you gave me extra-large pizza, right? (Bad metaphor)

Also, I fail to see the funny. (NO SURPRISE THERE HAW HAW HAW)

Write me into it.

*cough*lovetriangle*cough*

yeah Wojjan you can't talk about the BATmanager that way or else there will be consequences because we all know that position comes with a great deal of power and respect

oh wait

Is the book gonna be released or something?

Depends if Pasonia gives his ok. I say go PM him 1000 times about it.

Post it on Pastebin and ignore Pasonia. You didn't hear it from me.

Pasonia is my favorite crybaby

Pasonia wrote:

itz offensiv huuuur

It's not the least bit offensive; it is all a joke. If you truly have a problem with being mentioned in this or with the 'homosexual jokes', I'd say don't read it. Everyone else mentioned in it doesn't give a fuck.

Meet at park.
Make love.
Find friends.
Friends seperate them.
Jar and Larto sing.
Meet at park again.
Sing again.
Fight centered on their different perspectives.
Fall in love again.
Friends shun them.
Jar and Larto sing.
Jar and Larto get friends to like each other somehow.
Everyone sings.
Jar and Larto kiss.

THE END