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Write a Haiku

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Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Powerdrone
Post one word to add to the haiku.

Remember, haiku poetry has three lines. The first line has 5 beats, the second has 7 beats, and the third has 5 beats again.

Each time a haiku is finished it will be added to the first post.
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
No
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
It sounds japanese.

So no.
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,945 posts
Joined April 2009
Ephemeral
no, fuck you - i will
write what the fuck i want when
i fucking want to
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
I've seen threads like this
end up awesome but most suck
alligator dick
Shohei Ohtani
Shohei Ohtani
So I guess I'll post
In this somewhat decent thread
To make a silly haiku
TKiller
4,390 posts
Joined May 2009
TKiller
I'll post in this thread
Just to increase my postcount.
Herp derp. RAN RAN RU.
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,945 posts
Joined April 2009
Ephemeral
what a pleasant change
a CDFA post - sans
those obnoxious ass tildes.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Powerdrone
Well, I guess this works
Not what I envisioned
Please continue now.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
TKiller knows not
The secret of Off-Topic
No post count increase
Loginer
osu! Alumni
3,459 posts
Here since the beginning
Loginer
Not sure how these work
Still, feel forced to try this out
"Beats" means "syllables"?
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
I suck at this shit.
Why am I posting in here?
You just lost the game.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
So I'm very bored,
To relieve this, I'll post here,
Hope you're happy.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust
Damn comments won't load,
On this pretty pic of mine,
Something must be broke.
Last edited by Faust , edited 1 time in total.
aRiskOfRain
osu! Alumni
1,367 posts
Joined June 2009
aRiskOfRain
Oh Shi has a fault,
For the second line of his
Haiku has too much.
aRiskOfRain
osu! Alumni
1,367 posts
Joined June 2009
aRiskOfRain
That little faggot
Edited his post so that
My post looks stupid
NoHitter
osu! Alumni
3,785 posts
Joined June 2009
NoHitter
lololololol?
hahahahahahaha!
I am bored today.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust

DiamondCrash wrote:

Oh Shi has a fault,
For the second line of his
Haiku has too much.
It seems DiamondCrash,
has taken note of it but,
no matter, tis fixed.
Last edited by Faust , edited 1 time in total.
NoHitter
osu! Alumni
3,785 posts
Joined June 2009
NoHitter
Too bad that the line
"Seems Mr.DiamondCrash,"
Seven syllables
NoHitter
osu! Alumni
3,785 posts
Joined June 2009
NoHitter
Too bad that the line
Quote "It seems DiamondCrash,"
Has six syllables
Last edited by NoHitter , edited 1 time in total.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust

NoHItter wrote:

Too bad that the line
"Seems Mr.DiamondCrash,"
Seven syllables
And once yet again,
I have looked twice and have safely,
set things rightfully.
NoHitter
osu! Alumni
3,785 posts
Joined June 2009
NoHitter

OH-SHI- wrote:

And once yet again,
I have looked twice and have safely,
set things rightfully.
Very bad that you
Will have to do it thrice for
A resolution
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,945 posts
Joined April 2009
Ephemeral
poetry threads make me
wonder why such crass enigma
bloom in the unknown
aRiskOfRain
osu! Alumni
1,367 posts
Joined June 2009
aRiskOfRain
Oh Shi insisting
The mistakes are on purpose
Pull the other one
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Hopefully we shall
get things right so that errors
aren't repeated.

or repeatedly
make errors to confuse the
easily misled.
Last edited by Azure_Kite , edited 1 time in total.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust

DiamondCrash wrote:

Oh Shi insisting
The mistakes are on purpose
Pull the other one
That indeed I was,
however, does this good sir,
not know when to stop?
aRiskOfRain
osu! Alumni
1,367 posts
Joined June 2009
aRiskOfRain
I know when to stop
But you are obviously
Talking rubbish, eh?
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Shall we cool this down?
I believe there is no need
for this. Let's calm down.
aRiskOfRain
osu! Alumni
1,367 posts
Joined June 2009
aRiskOfRain
no u no u no
u no u no u no u
GTFO, nao.
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
I'm disappointed.
Giving up so easily.
YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE FIVE SYLLABLES.
aRiskOfRain
osu! Alumni
1,367 posts
Joined June 2009
aRiskOfRain
YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE A HAIKU.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
This wonderful thread
Is now going down the drain
Abandoned Wasteland
TKiller
4,390 posts
Joined May 2009
TKiller
I'll write a tanka.
Thank you, Adam, now I know
"No postcount increase"
How silly of me to not
Notice that. I feel stupid.
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Arusha Shuna
1,793 posts
Joined August 2009
Arusha Shuna
how to kill a thread
spam some shit inside the thread
really makes my day
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
I love all colors
But everyone should know that
This haiku is fail
thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
This old map of mine
Forever cannot get the
Pink heart it deserves.
Arusha Shuna
1,793 posts
Joined August 2009
Arusha Shuna
a new map of mine
have to delay for bubble
storyboard coming
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Azure is sky blue
But nobody cares so I'll
Shed a few blue tears.
Loginer
osu! Alumni
3,459 posts
Here since the beginning
Loginer

NoHItter wrote:

Too bad that the line
Quote "It seems DiamondCrash,"
Has six syllables
Diamond can have
Both two and three syllables
Depending on how you pronounce it (/'daɪ(ə)mənd/).
Larto
4,128 posts
Joined June 2008
Larto
Why am I posting?
I am no good at poems.
Shouldn't be posting.
Nyadesudesu
30 posts
Joined January 2010
Nyadesudesu
Drawn by irc flame was
Looked through the topic me did
what a lame rhyme done
aRiskOfRain
osu! Alumni
1,367 posts
Joined June 2009
aRiskOfRain

Loginer wrote:

NoHItter wrote:

Too bad that the line
Quote "It seems DiamondCrash,"
Has six syllables
Diamond can have
Both two and three syllables
Depending on how you pronounce it (/'daɪ(ə)mənd/).
I think that the guy
Who has the name should decide;
It's two syllables.
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Your looks draw me in
I dream a monochrome world
You stand in color
TKiller
4,390 posts
Joined May 2009
TKiller

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

Your looks draw me in
I dream a monochrome world
You stand in color
This post is too good
For a thread in off-topic,
The Priest in Yellow
qlum
481 posts
Joined October 2008
qlum
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Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,945 posts
Joined April 2009
Ephemeral
this is why we can't
have nice things like this in here
ultimately, shit.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Powerdrone
was off-topic ever
meant to house nice things such as
haiku poetry?
Lilac
Elite Mapper
1,515 posts
Joined December 2008
Lilac
Why not Forum Games?
Can't be stuffed typing a haiku.
Oh no, I just did.
Glass
1,527 posts
Joined January 2010
Glass
for some reason
I feel(know) that
I'm doing it wrong
TKiller
4,390 posts
Joined May 2009
TKiller
Yes, of course you do.
Read the fucking manual
How to write haikus.
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