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What's the most stupid/smart thing you've heard today?

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Dragvon
First attempt of a fail topic.

"Insurance takes care of everything besides what happened to you."
Ph0X
So that was a stupid thing you heard today, right?
Pokebis
This thread is the most stupid thing I've heard about today.
Loginer

Pokebis wrote:

This thread is the most stupid thing I've heard about today.
I envy you.
thepianist

Loginer wrote:

Pokebis wrote:

This thread is the most stupid thing I've heard about today.
I envy you.
anonymous_old
Well, I have some live feeds.

Here's one: http://bit.ly/9jWmt1
Ekaru
Smart:

"Here's a tongue twister. Say it as fast as you can as many times as you can." *shows me a piece of paper that has nothing but "Alpha Kenny Body" on it*

(Say it out loud if you don't get it. If you still don't get it no matter how many times you say it then you need to go through middle school [again for some people])

Stupid:

*guy takes over 10 strokes to get the ball into the hole when you count penalties, whiffs, etc.*

"I got a 6!"

Strange:

"Alpha Kenny Body... Alpha Kenny Body..."

"Hey, Mariah, that's inappropriate for class!"

"Alpha Kenny Body... Alpha Kenny Body... Alpha Kenny Body... Alpha Kenny Body... I still don't get it..."

*everyone else is laughing. They finally tell her what's up.* "wow... you guys are so screwed up!"

"Get back to work!"

The strange part is that the teacher talked about it first and started that whole conversation. The rest is normal in our extremely immature class of IB students.
Azure_Kite
I heard from my uncle about a devout catholic science teacher he works with who denies the theory of evolution and the process of carbon dating; stating that they are wrong and carbon dating lies. He claims that the world has only been around some 6000 years in spite of the fact carbon dating of rocks and fossils have proven otherwise. So this begs the question; WHY IS HE A SCIENCE TEACHER?!?!?
Ephemeral
That isn't -that- retarded, some people honestly doubt the dynamics behind carbon dating and have perfectly valid reason to do so. He can still teach the syllabus - having opinions about it doesn't change anything, at least it shouldn't if he's any good.

Some people in my math class were complaining that calculating compound interest is too hard today. Do note that I am in my last year of senior high.
Azure_Kite
what.
Lilac

Ephemeral wrote:

That isn't -that- retarded, some people honestly doubt the dynamics behind carbon dating and have perfectly valid reason to do so. He can still teach the syllabus - having opinions about it doesn't change anything, at least it shouldn't if he's any good.

Some people in my math class were complaining that calculating compound interest is too hard today. Do note that I am in my last year of senior high.
Help, I can only choose one.
Ephemeral

MarioBros777 wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

That isn't -that- retarded, some people honestly doubt the dynamics behind carbon dating and have perfectly valid reason to do so. He can still teach the syllabus - having opinions about it doesn't change anything, at least it shouldn't if he's any good.

Some people in my math class were complaining that calculating compound interest is too hard today. Do note that I am in my last year of senior high.
Help, I can only choose one.
Oh you.

I opt for your face instead.
Bestelle

Ekaru wrote:

(Say it out loud if you don't get it. If you still don't get it no matter how many times you say it then you need to go through middle school [again for some people])
No.
Pokebis

Loginer wrote:

Pokebis wrote:

This thread is the most stupid thing I've heard about today.
I envy you.
I actually was just pretending my statement was true for the point of making fun of another thread. It wasn't in fact the most stupid thing I had heard that day, but I wanted to imagine it was since it takes my mind off the real stupid things.
Azure_Kite

Pokebis wrote:

I actually was just pretending my statement was true for the point of making fun of another thread. It wasn't in fact the most stupid thing I had heard that day, but I wanted to imagine it was since it takes my mind off the real stupid things.
Because that's SMART
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