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How to run away from your feelings (guide)

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anonymous_old
Have you ever caught the impression of being sad that you can't get a boyfriend or girlfriend over the internet? or if your just feeling sad for any other reason, this guide MAY save your life. i mean who wants a psychologist or counsilor to work it out with you anyways? to much drama right? If you have anything to argue about, like for example "you should never run away from your feelings, talk to someone about it"! Then that's just "basic help" your trying to give out to everybody whos' reading this guide, please do me a favour and don't insult my guide, just question some of it. i admit there are some dumb people you think you may have helped in the past, but this is more advanced. Thanks, let's begin. This guide is for youth, the people who can't get out to the wide and open city. To stall there suicidal behavior they may contain until they are able to find someone they truely love(if they can't find somebody in the internet that is near you)

#1
Be skeptical of whoever you meet, no matter who it is, and no matter how much they take interest into you. that way you won't let them inside of you creating the depression of distance, between you and them.

#2(not reccomended) Be overly happy onto everyone you meet and don't care what they have to say if it's somebody who doesn't have anything to say that's nice, and flirt around all the time when you get a chance to. then re-start the day when you wake up by meeting new people, who knows you might find someone near you and all perfect like you want them to be. But this method can only get you so far with your feelings.

#3,(only for experts) Be happy with the person you meet on the internet and don't care about the distance and dont care what your limitations are on the internet, you can talk and that's what it all matters. you can call each other and always feel a connection and eventually if you stick to it, you'll meet each other in the end, and your parents won't have a problem with you talking to strangers, right?

#4 OVER exagerate you emotion to anybody you meet on the internet. and by doing that you can give yourself a laugh at the times when they are trying to help you. then you realize how much they care about you and that's always a nice thing to stall your emotion of depression until the next day. always try to win the arguement, and if you run out of things to say. Start to say things that could be true, but aren't really, for example suicide is a hard thing to win, nobody will say yes, go commit suicide. If you win that over somebody nice, congratulations! and try the argument with somebody smart next time.(ignore the rude and mean people who call you stupid for considering suicide)

#5 Fuck the internet and go out to the city already, i mean who would read this guide? only ugly people or somekind of handicap that prevents them from seeing someone they like, it doesn't have to be anything wrong with them, it could be just as simple as the location they are in (rural places) or stupid people who don't know about the city? If you think your ugly, then you must've have been in a fire or, be covered in moles. other than that your not ugly, you can change your appearence by hardwork(NOT PLASTIC SURGEORY)


Face the fact, you'll never get over it, even by talking to someone on the internet, it will always come back, the overall message of this guide is to be patient in your own creative way. so there can be many more methods out there.
Azure_Kite
Wow. Just wow.

I needed this guide.












oh wait. no I didn't.
Cuddlebun
learn to fucking type holy shit

walls of text are hard enough to read without shitty typing like that
CheeseWarlock
I think this may be some kind of brilliant satire, but I'm honestly not sure.
Pokebis

Todesengal wrote:

Learn to fucking type, holy shit. Walls of text are hard enough to read without shitty typing like that.
Azure_Kite

playcount wrote:

can't get a boyfriend or girlfriend over the internet?
Pokebis be mai waifu. Please.
Cuddlebun
yeah pokebis you're so clever I totally didn't expect anyone to do that

so original
TKiller
I can't believe I just've read this whole post. Ah, what the hell.
vytalibus
I clicked on this thread, expecting a guide. Instead, it's a wall of typos.
Lilac
I think that was a dead given.

No, I did not read that whole thing. I didn't even read the first word, but I trust that the people afterwards make logical conclusions...

...At least of some sort, anyway...
Ephemeral

CheeseWarlock wrote:

I think this may be some kind of brilliant satire, but I'm honestly not sure.
If by brilliant satire you mean a simmering burlap sack of horseshit, then yes, I agree with you.
Loginer
Oh great, another butthurt 8-year-old-who'd-be-better-off-leaving-this-board-but-we-can't-say-that-or-he'll-start-crying-and-make-embarrassing-YouTube-videos-and-annoy-the-right-admins-about-it-until-we're-forced-to-bow-down-and-accept-him-as-our-new-shitposting-Overlord.

Hi, your threads are fantastic. Post more <3
Azure_Kite

Loginer wrote:

Oh great, another butthurt 8-year-old-who'd-be-better-off-leaving-this-board-but-we-can't-say-that-or-he'll-start-crying-and-make-embarrassing-YouTube-videos-and-annoy-the-right-admins-about-it-until-we're-forced-to-bow-down-and-accept-him-as-our-new-shitposting-Overlord.

Hi, your threads are fantastic. Post more <3

That is hardly running away from your feelings. Run more. Maybe we can outrun him.
Faust
Oh Hi Sk8.
Cuddlebun
you mean 11-year old, Loginer

^_~
Gabi
Have you ever caught the impression of being sad that you can't get a boyfriend or girlfriend over the internet?
lol
Arusha Shuna
tl;dr

get a blog
Roddie

OH-SHI- wrote:

Oh Hi Sk8.
TKiller
oh Jesus, Ephemeral someone lock this, this should die like my thread about Pippy.
Loginer
Moderation? On Off-Topic? Goodness, no.
Lilac
Must I say the word?
Ephemeral

Loginer wrote:

Moderation? On Off-Topic? Goodness, no.
Exactly.

The only moderation in OT is the lack of moderation.
Rokodo
Serious: Meeting my net friend of 4 years was one of the best things I've ever done in my life. Unfortunately I don't have the money to jet-set around to all my net friends.
Mashley
Thanks, will do.
awp

Rokodo wrote:

Serious: Meeting my net friend of 4 years was one of the best things I've ever done in my life. Unfortunately I don't have the money to jet-set around to all my net friends.
Yeah I've met like 6 or 7 people from the Internet and none of those encounters ended poorly in fact a couple of 'em are regular irl friends now it's pretty decent, the Internet
Gabi
not so long ago a girl had a party for her WoW guild, the last person from her guild who left the party killed her.

the Internet
awp
psh WoW isn't the Internet
nardii

Gabi wrote:

not so long ago a girl had a party for her WoW guild, the last person from her guild who left the party killed her.

the Internet
She probably ninja'd his legendary drop or some shit. Serves her right.
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