My deepest secret is I never got around to playing through all of them chiefly because I do not own HL2 and episodes

http://steamcommunity.com/id/LukewarmHoliday

soliciting over the internet

Sure, man.

Sadly, I'm running low on $$$.

=[

I'll contribute if we get to split this up.
I can't even imagine how someone can live without having played all half-life games.

Ignore the cybering in my comments

I can't help, I'm poor.

Here, have a free copy of Lost Coast.

http://www.steampowered.com/ati_offer1a/
http://www.steampowered.com/nvidia/

Buy the orange box you sad excuse for a man

lukewarmholiday wrote:

Ignore the cybering in my comments

Can't... ignore... comments...

erm, I actually have a spare giftable copy of HL2, if you want it.

Just be sure...

System requirements wrote:

Minimum: 1.2 GHz Processor, 256MB RAM, DirectX 7 level graphics card, Windows 2000/XP, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection

Recommended: 2.4 GHz Processor, 512MB RAM, DirectX 9 level graphics card, Windows 2000/XP, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection

btw,

http://www.sexyhotwin/

Well, if Tapdancingmetroid has a HL2 gift, I have a ep1 gift, we'd only need ep2.

But then again, he still needs ep2 and portal.

30$ ChipIn.

How does gifting work and will my backwards name fuck with it at all. If you're willing to part with your gift copy to a stranger on the internet go ahead tapdancingmetroid....

strager wrote:

30$ ChipIn.

HL2 is $20 dollars episode 2 is $15 and episode 1 is $10.

I really do not have even 10 dollars at the moment.

lukewarmholiday wrote:

strager wrote:

30$ ChipIn.

HL2 is $20 dollars episode 2 is $15 and episode 1 is $10.

I really do not have even 10 dollars at the moment.

it would be really dumb to buy them separately.
Orangebox is 30$ and you get those 3 + portal and tf2. Would be a waste of tf2 but atleast you'd still get an extra game for 15$ less. Even tho the price of the orangebox usually goes down to 20$ during holidays, it's still a great deal right now.

I'd honestly lol if gifting break because of your name, but it usually works with account name, not friend name.

EDIT: If strager actually puts 30$ in, you already have enough for
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/469/

It's just a pain in the ass to make my name backwards again. But if you're really gonna do it I'll take the silly characters out of my name for a bit.

Only reason i can stomach doing this is because I expect to be a lonely man with spare money when I'm older so I'll be able to pay it forward.

How so?
I'm quite sure having a 1char name is as hard, but I have to go over it again everytime I change something in the settings.

changed it

Your name doesn't fucking matter you idiot.

You send the gift to an e-mail or a user account name.

>_>

Anyway, set up a ChipIn, luke, so you can buy it yourself and not worry about gifting problems.

He doesn't have paypal.
Also, I'm scared that he might use that money to buy coke and crack instead of orangebox.

well Neo@lex corrected this situation and I will play these games immediately

4player hl2 coop go

lukewarmholiday wrote:

well Neo@lex corrected this situation and I will play these games immediately

Nice.

Neo, if you would like, I can send some money your way~

No thanks~
I get free fap material, so I'm pretty fine for money.

LukewarmHoliday: whats in the sack
garticuno: presents of course... ?_?
d-dont get any wierd ideas...
LukewarmHoliday: well then...is there 1 4 me?
garticuno:here u go
8====================================================D
LukewarmHoliday: what do I do with this ?_?
garticuno:its a shovel, u grip it and move ur arms up and down

its also cherry flavored so you can put it in ur mouth
LukewarmHoliday: Oh wow this is the best gift ever!
garticuno: i hope u dig it

roflrfolroflroflrasdfsfg
LukewarmHoliday: Oh wow great pun!

End of comment conversation

LukewarmHoliday: uhh...hi....
garticuno: hi how r u
LukewarmHoliday: Well...theres this problem....
garticuno: and?
LukewarmHoliday: you know what...nevermind..u probably woudnt understand n e way
garticuno: probly sad cuz ur so fat lmao

End convo
Some of this comment was lost when gar kept deleting comments so he could steal my glorious 100th comment away from someone else so I'll just pick up in the only section I can currently understand.

garticuno: ~~~~~~~~♥
garticuno: that heart is for aow btw
LukewarmHoliday: It doesn't matter who the heart is for when it's on MY profile ♥
garticuno: shut the fuk up faggot all ur gonna get is umbrellas........
LukewarmHoliday: Well, It can be...an umbrella heart....
garticuno: no it cant shut up
LukewarmHoliday: http://www.buggybrolly.com/images/produ ... _heart.jpg
garticuno: omg thats so kawaii....

get 1 and we can stand under it 2gether
garticuno: just kidding ur too fat lmao

end convo

I have "buy me things" in my profile from x-mas because im a lazy bastard and never changed it.

garticuno: w-what would you like me to buy you?
LukewarmHoliday: I-I dunno...pretty things?
garticuno: like stars & hearts?
LukewarmHoliday: Yeah! I really like those!

Endconvo

Here is where it gets gay

LukewarmHoliday: Last Online: 14 hrs, 25 mins ago.

RIP ill miss u
garticuno: Last Online: 18 mins ago

good riddance
LukewarmHoliday: Wowyou narrowly avoid death, come back, and that's all you have to say to me?
garticuno: stfu

*stuffs hotdog down your throat*
LukewarmHoliday: *cough* *cough* oh my god I almost suffocated! If it didn't slip down so easy you could have killed me!
garticuno: yeah ur luckky

now wipe all the mayo off ur face
LukewarmHoliday: Why would you put Mayo on a hotdog ?_? I think you should wipe it off my face because u were such a baka.
garticuno: I dont have any napkins so ill just lick it off...
LukewarmHoliday: I-It tickles...
LukewarmHoliday: Don't forget to get the mayo on my lips...
garticuno: um...ok... but close youre eyes

end convo

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BITCH SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY BITCH

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE BITCH SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN BITCHES BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO BITCH MASTER NOW

LukewarmHoliday: But I don't want any bitches, I'm fine being just yours...
garticuno: w/e u want honey, just close youre eyes and open ur mouth
LukewarmHoliday: o-ok...what are you going to do...
garticuno: im gonna blow my load all over you
LukewarmHoliday: oh does it involve ice cream! because I see you have some ice cream in your avatar!
garticuno: its whipped cream...now take off youre shirt
LukewarmHoliday: B-but now they can see my underwear...
garticuno: its ok were going swimming!
LukewarmHoliday: Oh! where at!? is it a pool, a lake, or the ocean?!
garticuno: at a lake, were gonna go fishing too, so grab my worm
LukewarmHoliday: aaaa....it's wriggling in my hand
garticuno: u have to squeeze it until it gets realy slimey
LukewarmHoliday: how will that help with anything?
garticuno: it makes it more tasty
LukewarmHoliday: well if I was the fish id want 2 hang on 2 that worm 4 ever!
garticuno: me2 i love gummy worms!

End Convo

LukewarmHoliday: Give me that picture it's cute
garticuno: rofl newfage cant use internet

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/0cb3f861 ... 6d36ba39e1 .png

i better get a nice big hotdog for this
LukewarmHoliday: I'm lazy, and you'll get a hotdog eventually.
garticuno: but i want one nooooooooooooooooooooooooow
LukewarmHoliday: Ok... but you'll have to do somethin special...
garticuno: ill do w/e u want huni
garticuno: ill suck your penis....
garticuno: shit wrong profile
LukewarmHoliday: Well... Theres this thing I saw my parents do...and I always wanted to try it...my mom seemed to like it so much she screamed...
garticuno: sounds like what me and ran do

does it involve going up and down?
LukewarmHoliday: Yeah you can say that...
LukewarmHoliday: So will u go go-karting with me?!, I'll buy you a hotdog at the place! There are plenty of hills in the track and you go up and down a whole lot.
garticuno:gay...i thought we were gonna ride rollercoasters....as long is a get a big juicy hot dog i guess its ok
LukewarmHoliday: W-Well there are roller coasters close to the go-kart track...we can go there too!
garticuno: okey, we can go on the go karts later...i would love to burn rubber w/ u all night
LukewarmHoliday: Well of course.
garticuno: btw ur paying
LukewarmHoliday: But if you bring anyone else they have to pay their own....

End of convo

garticuno: since its valentines day i guess u can have a heart...♥
LukewarmHoliday: I got u an umbrella heart http://www.buggybrolly.com/images/produ ... _heart.jpg
garticuno: thx...i wrote u a poem

roses are red
violets are blue
im in love
but not with you...
LukewarmHoliday: wow that's beautiful are you a writer?
garticuno: yeah... *writes on face while your sleeping*

hehe~
LukewarmHoliday: I just woke up, how r u
LukewarmHoliday: omg wtf did you draw on my face...
garticuno: a target
LukewarmHoliday: wh-what for
garticuno: so i know where to give lots of kisses...
LukewarmHoliday: I don't understand...can you show me how it works?
garticuno: ok pucker up i gonna give a kiss
LukewarmHoliday: uhh..uhh...*blushes*
garticuno: *throws chocolate kiss at you*

here take them i hate the ones with almonds
LukewarmHoliday: oww, don't throw them so hard...
garticuno: u r supposed to catch it stupid idiot clumsy bitch

no wonder no1 likes you...
LukewarmHoliday: I-I'm sorry...
garticuno: its ok...
*pats head*
*grabs hair and pulls to waist*
*unzips*
LukewarmHoliday: aaaahhh ;~; w-what are you unzipping...
garticuno: my backpack
*whips out pen*
ok now do my hw or ill beat you off
LukewarmHoliday: B-Bu....I have my own homework to do...and this stuff looks really hard...
garticuno: you wanna know what else is really hard...?
LukewarmHoliday: Do I have to do your chores too?!
garticuno: I have have to "do" my chores...

youre one of them
LukewarmHoliday: Wh-what do you mean by that?! why are you walking towards me with that look on your face!
garticuno: *grins*
*licks lips while walking towards you*

i hope youre ready for this...im about to make you sticky all over...
LukewarmHoliday: N-No!!!!!! I just got all the stuff out of my hair from that other time...
garticuno: *makes pbj sandwhiches*

babysitting you is such a chore...youre gonna need a bath after this...
LukewarmHoliday: I can take the bath myself! I promise I wont hurt myself this time! ill be more careful so I dont slip...
garticuno: oh okay....

but if we run out of hot water you have to lick me clean...

end convo


garticuno: would a hug make your day better?
LukewarmHoliday: it would help...
garticuno: 2bad eat a dick
LukewarmHoliday: it would help...
garticuno: *lifts skirt a little*
LukewarmHoliday: Wait what are you doing! I can almost see your underwear!
garticuno: *unbuttons shirt*
LukewarmHoliday: My house isn't that hot... I can get you a cold drink and I'm sure you wont need to take off your shirt...
garticuno: excuse me can i change in privacy....pervert....
LukewarmHoliday: I-I wasn't looking!
garticuno: you better not idiot...
can i have that drink now?
LukewarmHoliday: Oh...ok here you go *trips and spills it all over* ahhh! I'm sorry! I have to go change my clothes! I promise I'll get you another!
LukewarmHoliday: Well here's your drink if you still want it...
garticuno: wow this tastes terrible!
*spits it in your face*
LukewarmHoliday: B-But that's my favorite fruit punch! :~;
garticuno: ill punch you.. fucking bitch..
LukewarmHoliday: Go ahead and do it then!...If I can't even make fruit punch right...I...I don't know what else I can be good for...
garticuno: *whips out long hard object*
*shoves it in your mouth*
that tastes good doesnt it?
you want more dont you..?
LukewarmHoliday: *lies on the ground crying*
LukewarmHoliday: *looks up at gar and nods*
garticuno: ok let me go to my freezer and get more
i made these popsicles myself i wanted you to be the first to taste them
LukewarmHoliday: thx....

end convo

Almost done with another one too >_>

I stopped after "4" was used in place of "for".