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MY DINNER (in dedication to CheeseWarlock)

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Lum Moroboshi
Well, being the lazy American scum that I am, I decided not to cook tonight. But this poses a problem.

1.) If I don't eat, I will starve and go to bed very hungry.

2.) If I do eat, my dieting will go down the shitter.

As I waited impatiently for me to make up my mind, I decided that I rather have to struggle to get into my sweatpants tomorrow than to be able to fit into my jeans (I swear, the entire cast of America's Next Top Models can probably squeeze in there easily and with more room to spare). But another blank came into my mind...

Where to eat?

So I go log into #osu. I asked where should I eat for dinner tonight.

It seems it was destiny. CheeseWarlock chosen my dinner.


I should had known. Of course. A perfect answer.

I went into my car and started it up. When I drove there, the man asked me what my order was over the speaker. Dammit, CheeseWarlock! You should had told me what to get! I was very hesitant. I stared at the menu like a confused baby. When he asked if I was alive, I shouted.

"CHEESEBURGER WITH LIMEADE"

Smooth, Engineer. Smooooooooth.

After a brief wait, a chick in her 20's came out. Her bra was about a D cup. Her smile, hidden in her perfect olive complexion. When she brought me my food, I almost made a crack of her having accidentally brought me 2 Super Sonic burgers, but her voice...

Sounded like a carhopping bat who is having a vasectomy without being put to sleep.

After my penis shriveled up, she went back inside...

And I went back to my abode. I unwrapped my dinner...and ate it slowly. My dog tried to bother me for some. I told her no and she was very hesitant to leave. The trails I went to get this food was not bad. My only regret?

Not asking for a straw for my drink.

EDIT: Oh. Thank you for the suggestion CW
lukewarmholiday
Buy burger king next time.

A double cheeseburger, a value fry, and a blue raspberry icee is only 3.31

Shit is so cash.
CheeseWarlock
<3

Well how was I supposed to know what to get? Never been to a friggin' Sonic.

Though I could've said "cheeseburger, fries and coca-cola" and they would've had at least a reasonable facsimile
anonymous_old
Engineer_chan has now used her punctuation and capitalization quota for the next three millenia.
Topic Starter
Lum Moroboshi

strager wrote:

Engineer_chan has now used her punctuation and capitalization quota for the next three millenia.
i almost always used punctuations. capitalization = for suckers.
anonymous_old

Engineer_chan wrote:

strager wrote:

Engineer_chan has now used her punctuation and capitalization quota for the next three millenia.
i almost always used punctuations. capitalization = for suckers.
Woah, where are you getting those periods from?
CheeseWarlock
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Ivalset
What kind of infidel has never eaten at a sonic
Shohei Ohtani
Enough!

I wonder what's for dinner.

Sonic!
*waits for food*

desu desu desu :33
HAI THERE.
God dammit

Which is basically what happened.
Topic Starter
Lum Moroboshi
you're trying too hard, champ
Shohei Ohtani
But I didn't put any effort into that D:.
RemmyX25

Ivalset wrote:

What kind of infidel has never eaten at a sonic
I WISH i could eat at a Sonic
Randy96

RemmyX25 wrote:

Ivalset wrote:

What kind of infidel has never eaten at a sonic
I WISH i could eat at a Sonic
Derekku
Sonics were finally added to Michigan as of a couple years ago, so <33333333
Lesjuh
Too bad we don't have any sonic's in this country :[

I'd definitley take a trip to America just to visit one, a new lifegoal.
anonymous_old

lesjuh wrote:

Too bad we don't have any sonic's in this country :[

I'd definitley take a trip to America just to visit one, a new lifegoal.
Woman, I'll bring Sonic to YOU!
Azure_Kite
DO IT.

No Sonics here, either. Except for the blue hedgehog kind, which has kinda sucked as of late.
Ivalset
Don't worry all you infidels.

Sonic isn't actually that great. It's not bad, though.
RemmyX25
Still wanna try it once.
Ephemeral
crazy goddamn americans

fast food outlets named after SOUND

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT
Topic Starter
Lum Moroboshi
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MMzz

Engineer_chan wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

crazy goddamn americans

fast food outlets named after SOUND

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT
take your vegemite and cram it up your ass
no u
Topic Starter
Lum Moroboshi

MittenMasterzz wrote:

no u
will you help me j-j-j-j-j-j-jam it in.
MMzz

Engineer_chan wrote:

MittenMasterzz wrote:

no u
will you help me j-j-j-j-j-j-jam it in.
Sure why not.
Topic Starter
Lum Moroboshi
thank you i have an arm span of a t-rex
MMzz

Engineer_chan wrote:

thank you i have an arm span of a t-rex
Choose a size.
Topic Starter
Lum Moroboshi
what? no AMERICAN size?
MMzz

Engineer_chan wrote:

what? no AMERICAN size?
Sorry it's to pricey.
We'll have to stay on budget and get store brand.
Topic Starter
Lum Moroboshi
MMzz

Engineer_chan wrote:

Touché
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