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anonymous_old
I remember I had a conversation about dinosaurs on omegle.

The nigger didn't know what the fuck she was talking about.
Rokodo
Rokodo:
*couple of nights ago: "Me: DataCirno added me to MSN | AgnesChan: DataCirno? I think she's awesome."
DataCirno:
*SHE'S
*I have penis
*<_<
Ephemeral

lukewarmholiday wrote:

lolrp
lolrp
Neo@lex
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Ph0X

neo@lex wrote:

I was on Omegle a few days ago.
Turns out making shit up about dinosaurs is a really good trolling technique.
I was on Chatroulette, which is a clone of Omegle, but with webcam, and I was trolling with mah webcam chick video when this guy offered me some flowers :3

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1276 ... 013758.png
anonymous_old

Ph0X wrote:

neo@lex wrote:

I was on Omegle a few days ago.
Turns out making shit up about dinosaurs is a really good trolling technique.
I was on Chatroulette, which is a clone of Omegle, but with webcam, and I was trolling with mah webcam chick video when this guy offered me some flowers :3

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1276 ... 013758.png
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU?!?!
Ph0X
I just realized how much she looked like boxxy:

kinda fail sshot, doesn't show her boxxy face much.
LadySuburu
Boredom. Omegle.

Stranger: hello stranger

You: hi stranger

Stranger: how are you stranger?

You: good stranger, you?

Stranger: good thankyou fellow stranger.

You: No, thank you stranger.

Stranger: no, no, no.

Stranger: thank you stranger.

You: Aww, that's so sweet. Thank you stranger.

Stranger: what gender are you stranger?

You: The gender of an anonymous stranger, stranger. :P

Stranger: my lord

Stranger: you are a very suspicious stranger

Stranger: the kind my mother tells me not to talk to

You: Don't talk to me then, stranger. :o

Stranger: i could beat the death out of you and i woudlnt feel nothing. i would be like walking to the drug store.

You: You could, but I've got like 9 proxies.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mashley
Omegle <3

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm good thanks, you?
Stranger: Im fine too:D
You: where do you live?
Stranger: the netherlands
Stranger: and you?
You: uk
You: what's the weather like over there
Stranger: veryvery cold:(
Stranger: and there?
You: really? I heard it was RAINING BLOOOOOOD
You: FROM A LACERATED SKY
Stranger: wait a minut please
Stranger: no it isnt raining blood here
Stranger: :S
You: oh well my other friends who live there said it was
Stranger: noXD it cant raining real blood
You: yes it can
You: I swer
You: swear*
You: you know, sky turns red and return to power draws near
Stranger: no
Stranger: i live here and here isnt raining bloodXD
Stranger: and it never will be
You: yes it will
You: maybe you just haven't realised yet
Stranger: no it wont
Stranger: i live here my whole life and my parents never seen it too
You: Maybe they were asleep when it was raining blood
Stranger: maybe your alitttebit crazy
Stranger: i think
You: No
You: Raining blood is serious business
Stranger: but sould we stop about the wether?
Stranger: what music do you listen
adam2046

Agent Spin Here wrote:

Stranger: what music do you listen
DA DA DA
BEEDEEDEE BEEDOODOO BADAADAA
DA DA DA
Wojjan
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny gal????
You: Holocaust
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mogsy
Stranger: hey
You: A wild Abra has appeared!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: Wild Abra used Teleport!
You: Wild Abra has escaped from battle!
You have disconnected.
Neo@lex
Stranger: r u a horny girl who will get her tits out on webcam
You: Yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

also inb4 an actual omegle thread is created
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday
Also the friend I usually initiate stupid chats with is now back in class in japanland so I will never have chances to talk to him for a while.
Ph0X

Mogsworth wrote:

Stranger: hey
You: A wild Abra has appeared!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: Wild Abra used Teleport!
You: Wild Abra has escaped from battle!
You have disconnected.
Best.

Also:
SPOILER
You: I FUCKING HATE YOU
Stranger: I FUCKING HATE YOU TOO
Stranger: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WELL GO SUCK A DONKEY
You: YOU FIRST!
Stranger: NO YOU
You: B-but... :(
Stranger: i like you
You: <3
You: Let's make sweet sweet love.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: where
You: I'm 12/f/canada btw
Stranger: im 4/m/mars
You: I came.
Stranger: i love you

SPOILER
You: I'm walking on a broken roof
Stranger: i can't walk.
Stranger: thanks for bringing that up.
You: I know you better than this
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE! SON! UH SON!
You: you just like the attention
Stranger: :D tehe
Stranger: its true.
Stranger: wanna see my teats.
You: I'm not your toy
Stranger: can i be yours?
You: you don't want me
Stranger: cause im the situation.
Stranger: i want you.
Stranger: i wannnnnnnnt you to want me
You: I'll never let you sweep me off my feet
Stranger: i neeeeeeeeeeed you to need me
Stranger: /sweep
You: I'm the obsessor
Stranger: obsess over my pussay
Stranger: oh woah woaahhh
You: This isn't another girl meets boy
You: It's all false love and affection
Diokatsu
SPOILER
Dio says:
back
bitch
Mafiamaster says:
pooping?
Dio says:
yeah
Mafiamaster says:
pooping + that avatar = ugh
Dio says:
she poops
it would be cute
Mafiamaster says:
SO
Dio says:
to watch her
i'd let her pee in my mouth

A bit NSFW. i went to go to the bathroom and then came back. This is my avatar:
Jarby

Ph0X wrote:

SPOILER
You: I'm walking on a broken roof
Stranger: i can't walk.
Stranger: thanks for bringing that up.
You: I know you better than this
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE! SON! UH SON!
You: you just like the attention
Stranger: :D tehe
Stranger: its true.
Stranger: wanna see my teats.
You: I'm not your toy
Stranger: can i be yours?
You: you don't want me
Stranger: cause im the situation.
Stranger: i want you.
Stranger: i wannnnnnnnt you to want me
You: I'll never let you sweep me off my feet
Stranger: i neeeeeeeeeeed you to need me
Stranger: /sweep
You: I'm the obsessor
Stranger: obsess over my pussay
Stranger: oh woah woaahhh
You: This isn't another girl meets boy
You: It's all false love and affection
I'm not sure why I found this so funny. You should all troll Omegle by quoting lyrics from a single artist.
Ph0X

JarJarJacob wrote:

Ph0X wrote:

SPOILER
You: I'm walking on a broken roof
Stranger: i can't walk.
Stranger: thanks for bringing that up.
You: I know you better than this
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE! SON! UH SON!
You: you just like the attention
Stranger: :D tehe
Stranger: its true.
Stranger: wanna see my teats.
You: I'm not your toy
Stranger: can i be yours?
You: you don't want me
Stranger: cause im the situation.
Stranger: i want you.
Stranger: i wannnnnnnnt you to want me
You: I'll never let you sweep me off my feet
Stranger: i neeeeeeeeeeed you to need me
Stranger: /sweep
You: I'm the obsessor
Stranger: obsess over my pussay
Stranger: oh woah woaahhh
You: This isn't another girl meets boy
You: It's all false love and affection
I'm not sure why I found this so funny. You should all troll Omegle by quoting lyrics from a single artist.
SPOILER
You: Knock, knock...are you alone?
Stranger: yes
You: You've just got to trust me..
Stranger: i live with my nine cats
You: What are you like?
Stranger: welll ... i live alone
Stranger: with my nine kitty friends
You: I don't believe any of it.
Stranger: and my room is full of cats
Stranger: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
You: But darling you're not thinking straight
Stranger: how old are you son/
Stranger: ?
You: Mmm, what you say?
Stranger: how old are you son?
You: we're getting no where tonight
Stranger: obiviosly your not my type
You: There, there, baby
You: Will you be there when I need you?
Stranger: if you dont like cats i dont like you
You: You know you're better than this.
Stranger: MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You: we'll work it all out together
Stranger: im sorry but i have
Stranger: add
You: It’s okay by me
Stranger: MEOW!
Stranger: meoooo meooo meow meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww meaning how old are you ; P
You: Oh don’t lose your head
Stranger: DONT MAKE ME CHOP OFF YOUR KITTY BALLS!
You: Leave that to me!
Stranger: okay so you;ll take care of our half kitty babies?
You: You don't care a bit. You don't care a bit.
Stranger: what a gentlecat
Stranger: i like that song
You: You've been imogenheap'd.
You have disconnected.
Rokodo

Rena-chan
So I checked out this Omegle thing...

SPOILER
You: Oh hi.
Stranger: you sound disappointed
Stranger: is it my monobrow?
Stranger: cos i can get that waxed
You: ...
You: What.
Rena-chan
So easy...

SPOILER
You: Oh hi.
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: long time no see
You: I guess...
Stranger: what's ur name?
Stranger: I'm President Kim.
You: Navy.
Stranger: Navy?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Are you related with Navigator xxxxxxxxxxxD
You: ...No.
Stranger: =_=
Stranger: WHERE R U FROM?
You: Well, I live in Denmark.
Stranger: Denmark!
Stranger: Do you know Denmark is Den + Mark?
You: No, I'm too busy being at least remotely intelligent to know such stupid things.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ph0X
SPOILER
You: ching chang chong
Stranger: chinaman?
You: THAT BE ME CHING CHING CHONG

SPOILER
Stranger: hey
You: My brother just told me that he has the biggest penis in his class, what should I do.
Stranger: say urs is bigger lol
You: I'm a chick.
You: I don't have no penis.
Stranger: good thats normal

notice the scrollbar on this one
SPOILER
http://imgur.com/bDKTA.png
Ph0X
SPOILER
Stranger: You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies, lit up the whole world as I fell asleep
You: A Ph0Xtrot above my head.
Stranger: I think I love you c:
You: Ich liebe dick
Stranger: ew <<

SPOILER
You:
Stranger: hi
You:
Stranger: how are you
You:
Stranger: what is that
You:
Stranger: mean
You:
Stranger: talk to in english
You:
GladiOol
SPOILER
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are y
Stranger: u
You: fine, you?
Stranger: great
You: Do you like waffles?
Stranger: waffles?
You: Do you like pancakes?
Stranger: yes
You: Do you like french toast?
Stranger: yes
You: TU TUDU DU DU, CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY MOUTH FULL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lesjuh
SPOILER
You: Hi there
Stranger: hi
You: Want a piece of nubcake?
You: I have lots of them
You: hmm
You: nubcake
Stranger: 会中文吗?
You: oooh I love japanese
You: or is it chinese?
You: :(
Stranger: BYEBYE

SPOILER
Stranger: Hey AsL--??
You: Hi I'm 8 years old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SPOILER
You: What is anal penetration?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Rokodo

Rokodo
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Rokodo
Stranger: asl
You: faggot faggot faggot.
Stranger: thanks for letting me know u are!
You: anytime bitch
You: :3
Stranger: pickle puffer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(yeahyeah triple post who cares doesn't count.)
GladiOol
SPOILER
Stranger: hey you (;
You: hey you sexy thing
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 7
Stranger: seriously?
You: come to my tree house
You: I´ll show you places you´ve never been before
Stranger: ehm, no.
Stranger: i don't care.
You: You sure?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
nooodl_old
None of the logs Rokodo posted were that funny :/
Nachy

nooodl wrote:

None of the logs Rokodo posted were that funny :/
Remember the title of the thread, it's Stupid chatlogs. Your mileage may vary.
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday

NachoPiggy wrote:

nooodl wrote:

None of the logs Rokodo posted were that funny :/
Remember the title of the thread, it's Stupid chatlogs. Your mileage may vary.
Yes, this can also be a place for self loathing
anonymous_old
Stupid Americans.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a jar?
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: No...
You: or maybe
You: a butterfly?
You: allo?
You: This is grave
Stranger: http://www.leonparty.org go now and after you have looked it up tell me your reaction.
You: you spelled lemon wrong
You: failure
Stranger: Ok well i forgot the M just go.
You: Why
You: I already know what's behind the link
You: I fap to it nightly
You: Jesus
You: You're slow
You: Go back to school
You: stupid American
You: I'll fuck your dick
Stranger: And what are you?
You: with a telephone pole
You: I'm a papillon
You: *poll
Stranger: Bitch
You: no
You: papillon
You: not a dog
Stranger: My country is better than yours
You: What country
You: America?
You: You really think America is better than anything?
You: You really believe all the propaganda?
Stranger: I bet you just shit yourself!
You: Uhh why would I
Stranger: Bc i frighten you
You: No you don't
You: You remind me how stupid America is
Stranger: sure....
Stranger: look behind you
Stranger: ahh made you look
You: No you didn't
You: you fucktard
Stranger: yeah bitch i did
You: You don't believe me?
Stranger: go fuck your mother okay?
You: Don't tell me what to do
You: I fuck my mother as often as I want
Stranger: oh i think i can
You: You can
You: I said don't do it
You: you fuck.
Stranger: why dont you go suck your own cock bc u cant get action whore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
anonymous_old
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 15m bi curious for m
You: 15m huh
You: that's a long dick
You: My room is smaller.
You: Anyway
You: your story is interesting but I do believe it is false.
You: So...
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.
Ph0X
Lol'd.
Ah those americans.
anonymous_old
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .org
You: .orgy?
You: where are you
Stranger: yes
You: wtf
You: That's not an answer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
anonymous_old
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: nuuuuuuu
You: konversationnnnnnnnn
You: is
You: activate!
Stranger: I am Horny
You: Hello Horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
anonymous_old
Stranger: hey i m john frm australia .... wht abt u..

wat
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday
omegle
Ph0X

strager wrote:

Stranger: hey i m john frm australia .... wht abt u..

wat
Further prooving my theory about australian kids.
GladiOol
SPOILER
Stranger: wanna have a sexy chat?
You: sure
Stranger: female?
You: no, I'm a shemale
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
SPOILER
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lesjuh
SPOILER
You: Haaaay
Stranger: horny?
You: oh yeah I feel so gay today
Stranger: dominate me then
You: oh you sure are wild are you
You: rawr
You: I'll get you tiger
Stranger: meow baby meow
You: Oh yeah honey go on just like that
Stranger: fuck me baby im your bitch
You: I wanna be your bitch :(
You: And I prefer to be fucked with two cocks
You: In my wide ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Powerdrone
Omegle, so funny.

SPOILER
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: banana/
You: *.
You: I'm a banana.
You: Did you know that all banana's are genetically the same?
Stranger: see theirs the thing so am i
You: Oh, I see.
Stranger: yeah
You: Well
You: That would be like incest.
You: So, no thanks.
You have disconnected.
-Xero-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Start new conversation or save this log or send us feedback.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 15 m ger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

world loves us germans
Mismagius

strager wrote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .org
You: .orgy?
You: where are you
Stranger: yes
You: wtf
You: That's not an answer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
best log ever
Rokodo


Many fun with penis.
Ivalset
might as well change the topic to omegle: the thread

btw omegle logs are some stupid shit, except for the abra one.
Powerdrone
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: woahhh dammm girl
You: I'm a man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday
New non omegle

LukewarmHoliday: I dont know if my avatar is from the guy who draws all the trains
Trineas is now Online.
Trineas: yes it is
Trineas: I checked
LukewarmHoliday: well then
LukewarmHoliday: I have an avatar
Trineas: http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8564 ... 3a2a6c.jpg
Trineas: see
LukewarmHoliday: drawn by a guy who draws a lot of trains
Trineas: a train
Trineas: see
Trineas: I told you
Trineas: see
Trineas: look
Trineas: I was right
LukewarmHoliday: he also draws ancient sony music players
Trineas: yes
Trineas: he also draws trains
Trineas: did you know that
Trineas: I did
LukewarmHoliday: Whoa really
Trineas: yes
Trineas: look
Trineas: http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8564 ... 3a2a6c.jpg
LukewarmHoliday: omg
LukewarmHoliday: is that
LukewarmHoliday: a train
Trineas: and an ancient sony music player
LukewarmHoliday: whoa
adam2046
Isn't that a tram...
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday

adam2046 wrote:

Isn't that a tram...

Trineas: I know right
LukewarmHoliday: what would happen
LukewarmHoliday: if he drew
LukewarmHoliday: a woman
LukewarmHoliday: INSIDE
LukewarmHoliday: a train
Trineas: that would be an outrage
Trineas: http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3608 ... 0b238d.jpg
Trineas: you couldnt ride a bike inside a train
LukewarmHoliday: spoilers
LukewarmHoliday: the train wins
Trineas: gasp
LukewarmHoliday: also if this is the same guy, he enjoys putting things in women's mouths
Trineas: who doesnt
Trineas: if you catch my drift
Trineas: heh
Trineas: hehehehe
LukewarmHoliday: huheuahuahueahu
Trineas: http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7082 ... 1c2ea0.jpg
Trineas: tomitake furash
Trineas: notice the train
LukewarmHoliday: nice camera
Trineas: http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6276 ... 7ad876.jpg
Trineas: japanese man scrubbing his train
LukewarmHoliday: his
LukewarmHoliday: "train"
Trineas: yes thats what I said
LukewarmHoliday: his trains are metaphors for penises, he's trying to put his dick in all of his images
LukewarmHoliday: hes a bisexual
Trineas: I never thought of it that way
LukewarmHoliday: he enjoys men taking pictures of his penis
LukewarmHoliday: and scrubbing it
LukewarmHoliday: but he finds that women give better blowjobs
Trineas: he does have a point with that
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