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Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday
LukewarmHoliday: why does cirno have long white hair red eyes a red and white bow and breasts
GARticuno: well u c
GARticuno: in the future
GARticuno: her hair grows out
GARticuno: and she dyes it white
GARticuno: and since its the future shes all grown up
GARticuno: and gets a new bow
LukewarmHoliday: why are her eyes red
GARticuno: umm
GARticuno: puberty
GARticuno: dumbase
LukewarmHoliday: w-wait are my eyes going to change color too?
GARticuno: ya
LukewarmHoliday: What color
GARticuno: the opposite of w/e color u want
LukewarmHoliday: N-NO!
LukewarmHoliday: I DONT WANNA GROW UP

Don't worry I'll post worse soon.every other post in this thread will be worse.
Sinistro
Not a bad place for some lol@irc posts I've seen.
awp
yeah we should really dump all the non-funny lol@irc's here from now on
Ph0X
20:47 <Ph0X> : yo watsup
20:47 <strager> : uploading a
20:47 <strager> : 65
20:47 <strager> : megahurtz
20:47 <strager> : video
20:48 <Ph0X> : osu is pretty boring today eh?
20:48 <strager> : eta 16 minutes
20:48 <strager> : yeah
20:48 <Ph0X> : so is this convo
20:48 <Ph0X> : we should
20:48 <Ph0X> : dump it in
20:48 <Ph0X> : lukes thread
anonymous_old
20:47 <strager> : needs moar Larto/SFG/someone
20:48 <strager> : no
20:48 <Ph0X> : you see what i did thar
20:48 <strager> : It's like
20:48 <strager> : Those bash quotes
20:48 <strager> : talking about bash quotes
20:48 <strager> : Crazy shit
20:48 <Ph0X> : bash.org is epic gtfo
20:48 <strager> : yabut
20:48 <strager> : Bash quotes like
20:48 <strager> : "LOL I HOPE THIS DOESN'T GET ON BASH.ORG"
20:48 <strager> : or
20:48 <strager> : "LOL SOMEONE POST IT ON BASH.ORG"
20:49 <strager> : aren't cool yo
20:49 <Ph0X> : b-but this is different
20:49 <Ph0X> : like, this is boring
20:49 <Ph0X> : probably should go to lukes lame thread
20:49 <strager> : inb4 you do it
20:49 <Ph0X> : inb4 i already did and ready to press send
20:50 <strager> : *am ready
20:50 <strager> : I should put that
20:50 <strager> : on my twitter
Powerdrone
Strager your twitter is ridiculous.
mekadon_old
full of zzZz's in yr twitter whatnots
nooodl_old
is 20:47 meeting time or something
Wojjan
Yeah, we agreed on that last meeting. Which was also on 20:47. You should be there more often.
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday
Mr. Delicious: mew
^^;~kawaii steg-san! (¯◡◡¯·) u~: purru~
Mr. Delicious: What's that sound?
^^;~kawaii steg-san! (¯◡◡¯·) u~: That's the sound I make when I orgasm
Mr. Delicious: oh
Zobby: :I
RAN★BBY: @_@
Great Stalin's Mustache!: @_@
anonymous_old

Powerdrone311 wrote:

Strager your twitter is ridiculous.
And the BG trips me out. @.=
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday
TWO IN ONE DAY


Traffic Cone: <insert image with about 20 players on a game called killing floor here>
Anonymous of Washington: oh my god
Traffic Cone: dosh here
Anonymous of Washington: thats crazy
RAN★BBY: a saw a server for this
Zobby™: hahaha
RAN★BBY: i wonder if it's as fun as it looks
Traffic Cone: it is until you get the patriarch
Traffic Cone: and realize hes 100 times stronger
Zobby™: 25% for each person
RAN★BBY: a small price to pay
LukewarmHoliday: you're small
RAN★BBY: not down there
LukewarmHoliday: down where
RAN★BBY: you know... below my waist
LukewarmHoliday: you have big thighs?
Judge Death: dem hips?
RAN★BBY: no but it's bigger than my thighs
^^;~kawaii steg-san! (¯◡◡¯·) u~ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
LukewarmHoliday: yur butt?
RAN★BBY: nop
Zobby™: obviously feet
Zobby™: huge feet
RAN★BBY: what i'm talking about is more... between my legs
Zobby™: gigantic feet
Zobby™: see? feet
Zobby™: ran sits cross legged
LukewarmHoliday: are you on a bike?
RAN★BBY: no it's part of my body
LukewarmHoliday: that can be big
LukewarmHoliday: oh
Golden_Teeth disconnected.
RAN★BBY: and it's between my legs when i stand up
RAN★BBY: wow its really obvious

I'll just stop there.

EDIT: NEVERMIND

ThaiMeUp entered chat.
RAN★BBY: not my pubes
Judge Death: WELL WE DENIED PUBIC HAIR
Judge Death: sop
ThaiMeUp: heh
Traffic Cone: they look like pubes anyways ran
ThaiMeUp left chat.

Correct answer was her hair.
anonymous_old
LOOGi3: say something dumb
Zack: loogie is cool
Rokodo
[DJ NXJ]     Niki    :
*Jest?
*o:
     ライゼン稲葉               〜稲葉ムーンの    :
*kid.
        [DJ      HAI      ] Plumeria        :
*BOOBIE LADY
         Rokodo→デレ                :
*a kid, a joke
     ライゼン稲葉               〜稲葉ムーンの    :
*pull your leg.
         Rokodo→デレ                :
*etc
        [DJ NXJ]     Niki    :
*XDDD
         Rokodo→デレ                :
*usw
     ライゼン稲葉               〜稲葉ムーンの    :
*yank your chain
*:u
*yeah.
        [DJ NXJ]     Niki    :
*Okii
         Rokodo→デレ                :
*BLAST IT WITH PISS
        [DJ NXJ]     Niki    :
*|3
     ライゼン稲葉               〜稲葉ムーンの    :
*BLAST IT WITH MORE PISS
         Rokodo→デレ                :
*BLAST IT WITH MEGAMAN
     ライゼン稲葉               〜稲葉ムーンの    :
*BLAST IT WITH-
*wait what?
ЯσℓσĐōŋ-Яσℓąŋ-Яσℓз¥Ķąŧşμ {Summative Work}:
*BLAST IT WITH RUSSIANS
     ライゼン稲葉               〜稲葉ムーンの    :
*LOL
         Rokodo→デレ                :
*RUSSIAN BLAST YOU
     ライゼン稲葉               〜稲葉ムーンの    :
*BLAST IT WITH FSJAL
*2ytp
         Rokodo→デレ                :
*BLAST IT WITH ORFZ
        [DJ      HAI      ] Plumeria        :
*blast it with fire
     ライゼン稲葉               〜稲葉ムーンの    :
*KILL IT WITH FIRE
*:U
         Rokodo→デレ                :
*FIRE IN A DIE
     ライゼン稲葉               〜稲葉ムーンの    :
*LOL
        [DJ      HAI      ] Plumeria        :
*eid a ni erif
anonymous_old

Rokodo [RL] wrote:

MSN crap logs
MY EYES! WHAT IS HAPPENING!
Ph0X
l2put aliases on peoples shitty name
You can turn this:
- [a=2][c=5]°••๋●lena●•๋•°--.ιllιlı.---[/c=2][/a=5] <3 pod'tch kak bogi mojem mi lubit, jal odnogo shto mi vsevolish ludi
Into this:
Elena
Rokodo
Think I care about your eyes being raped? Nope.
Rena-chan
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday
Lukewarm★Holiday: ran I need you to kick me, I cant fall asleep
RAN★BBY: you want me to kick you?
Lukewarm★Holiday: umm
Lukewarm★Holiday: ...
Lukewarm★Holiday: please
Lukewarm★Holiday: I
Lukewarm★Holiday: I do
RAN★BBY: heheheh...
RAN★BBY: okay, i'll kick you...
RAN★BBY: NOT
Lukewarm★Holiday: what is that laugh...
Lukewarm★Holiday: no!
RAN★BBY: mwahahahaha
Lukewarm★Holiday: NO!
RAN★BBY: beg on the ground
RAN★BBY: take your clothes off
RAN★BBY: bark like a dog
RAN★BBY: and i'll think about it
Lukewarm★Holiday: but..thats not even a guarantee...
RAN★BBY: *sits in throne*
RAN★BBY: *yawns*
Jakle left chat.
Lukewarm★Holiday: please!
RAN★BBY: what is taking this lowly manservant so long..
Lukewarm★Holiday: im a girl
RAN★BBY: no by my standards
Anonymous of Washington: aa
Lukewarm★Holiday: ...if I do what u want will you accept me as a girl?
RAN★BBY: we won't know until you do
RAN★BBY: *takes out whip and ball gag*
Lukewarm★Holiday: ;~; something else please! everyone can see!
garticuno entered chat.
Lukewarm★Holiday: WE REVIVED GAR
Lukewarm★Holiday: WE DID IT RAN
garticuno: wtf
garticuno: /tm/
garticuno: ;-;
Lukewarm★Holiday: rip
Lukewarm★Holiday: RIP
RAN★BBY: yeah
Lukewarm★Holiday: So
Lukewarm★Holiday: about that kick
RAN★BBY: you have to fulfil the contract
Lukewarm★Holiday: where
RAN★BBY: RAN★BBY: beg on the ground
RAN★BBY: take your clothes off
RAN★BBY: bark like a dog
Lukewarm★Holiday: Thats outrageous! ;~;
RAN★BBY: i have all day
RAN★BBY: meaning 2 horus
Lukewarm★Holiday: c-can we do it somewhere else...
Lukewarm★Holiday: I dont want
Lukewarm★Holiday: people to see...
RAN★BBY: nop
RAN★BBY: doing it public makes it more exciting
Traffic Cone: wow
Reject: i am logging this chat
Traffic Cone: this is extremely gay
RAN★BBY: do it reject
garticuno: ill do it 4 u ran
garticuno gets on ground
Lukewarm★Holiday: no
garticuno kneels before ran
Lukewarm★Holiday: NO!
garticuno looks up rans dress
garticuno: hehehhehehe
^^;~kawaii steg-san! (¯◡◡¯·) u~ is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Lukewarm★Holiday: wow ran... you didnt even
Lukewarm★Holiday: try ty stop him
Lukewarm★Holiday: to*
Lukewarm★Holiday: I'm already on the ground begging isnt that enough for you!
RAN★BBY: good gar
Steve Hashmidt is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
RAN★BBY: "pats gar on head"
Lukewarm★Holiday: but he didnt do...
RAN★BBY: gar if you bark i'll show you more...
RAN★BBY: *teases by lifting up skirt a tiny bit*
garticuno: ok
garticuno goes to tree
garticuno takes bark
garticuno: here
Lukewarm★Holiday: ?_?
RAN★BBY: wow thx
RAN★BBY: *lifts up skirt*
RAN★BBY: *is waering shorts under*
garticuno: @_@
RAN★BBY: -_^
Lukewarm★Holiday: i give up
Lukewarm★Holiday: Ill never get kicked by RAN...
RAN★BBY: wtf i gave you a chance
Lukewarm★Holiday: I cant do it...I just cant!
RAN★BBY: and you threw it away like it was lukewarm holiday or something
Mr. Delicious: wat
Lukewarm★Holiday: I never had a space in my name
Lukewarm★Holiday: not like you ever paid attention...

Making people think less of me one post at a time.
Neo@lex
Is that Team Weeaboo's chat?
Wojjan

neo@lex wrote:

Is that Team Weeaboo's chat?
neo@lex wrote:
neo@lex wrote:
Nachy
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday

neo@lex wrote:

Is that Team Weeaboo's chat?
No, but that is the Yakumo Ran from team weeaboo.
anonymous_old
I remember I had a conversation about dinosaurs on omegle.

The nigger didn't know what the fuck she was talking about.
Rokodo
Rokodo:
*couple of nights ago: "Me: DataCirno added me to MSN | AgnesChan: DataCirno? I think she's awesome."
DataCirno:
*SHE'S
*I have penis
*<_<
Ephemeral

lukewarmholiday wrote:

lolrp
lolrp
Neo@lex
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Ph0X

neo@lex wrote:

I was on Omegle a few days ago.
Turns out making shit up about dinosaurs is a really good trolling technique.
I was on Chatroulette, which is a clone of Omegle, but with webcam, and I was trolling with mah webcam chick video when this guy offered me some flowers :3

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1276 ... 013758.png
anonymous_old

Ph0X wrote:

neo@lex wrote:

I was on Omegle a few days ago.
Turns out making shit up about dinosaurs is a really good trolling technique.
I was on Chatroulette, which is a clone of Omegle, but with webcam, and I was trolling with mah webcam chick video when this guy offered me some flowers :3

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1276 ... 013758.png
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU?!?!
Ph0X
I just realized how much she looked like boxxy:

kinda fail sshot, doesn't show her boxxy face much.
LadySuburu
Boredom. Omegle.

Stranger: hello stranger

You: hi stranger

Stranger: how are you stranger?

You: good stranger, you?

Stranger: good thankyou fellow stranger.

You: No, thank you stranger.

Stranger: no, no, no.

Stranger: thank you stranger.

You: Aww, that's so sweet. Thank you stranger.

Stranger: what gender are you stranger?

You: The gender of an anonymous stranger, stranger. :P

Stranger: my lord

Stranger: you are a very suspicious stranger

Stranger: the kind my mother tells me not to talk to

You: Don't talk to me then, stranger. :o

Stranger: i could beat the death out of you and i woudlnt feel nothing. i would be like walking to the drug store.

You: You could, but I've got like 9 proxies.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mashley
Omegle <3

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm good thanks, you?
Stranger: Im fine too:D
You: where do you live?
Stranger: the netherlands
Stranger: and you?
You: uk
You: what's the weather like over there
Stranger: veryvery cold:(
Stranger: and there?
You: really? I heard it was RAINING BLOOOOOOD
You: FROM A LACERATED SKY
Stranger: wait a minut please
Stranger: no it isnt raining blood here
Stranger: :S
You: oh well my other friends who live there said it was
Stranger: noXD it cant raining real blood
You: yes it can
You: I swer
You: swear*
You: you know, sky turns red and return to power draws near
Stranger: no
Stranger: i live here and here isnt raining bloodXD
Stranger: and it never will be
You: yes it will
You: maybe you just haven't realised yet
Stranger: no it wont
Stranger: i live here my whole life and my parents never seen it too
You: Maybe they were asleep when it was raining blood
Stranger: maybe your alitttebit crazy
Stranger: i think
You: No
You: Raining blood is serious business
Stranger: but sould we stop about the wether?
Stranger: what music do you listen
adam2046

Agent Spin Here wrote:

Stranger: what music do you listen
DA DA DA
BEEDEEDEE BEEDOODOO BADAADAA
DA DA DA
Wojjan
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny gal????
You: Holocaust
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mogsy
Stranger: hey
You: A wild Abra has appeared!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: Wild Abra used Teleport!
You: Wild Abra has escaped from battle!
You have disconnected.
Neo@lex
Stranger: r u a horny girl who will get her tits out on webcam
You: Yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

also inb4 an actual omegle thread is created
Topic Starter
lukewarmholiday
Also the friend I usually initiate stupid chats with is now back in class in japanland so I will never have chances to talk to him for a while.
Ph0X

Mogsworth wrote:

Stranger: hey
You: A wild Abra has appeared!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: Wild Abra used Teleport!
You: Wild Abra has escaped from battle!
You have disconnected.
Best.

Also:
SPOILER
You: I FUCKING HATE YOU
Stranger: I FUCKING HATE YOU TOO
Stranger: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WELL GO SUCK A DONKEY
You: YOU FIRST!
Stranger: NO YOU
You: B-but... :(
Stranger: i like you
You: <3
You: Let's make sweet sweet love.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: where
You: I'm 12/f/canada btw
Stranger: im 4/m/mars
You: I came.
Stranger: i love you

SPOILER
You: I'm walking on a broken roof
Stranger: i can't walk.
Stranger: thanks for bringing that up.
You: I know you better than this
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE! SON! UH SON!
You: you just like the attention
Stranger: :D tehe
Stranger: its true.
Stranger: wanna see my teats.
You: I'm not your toy
Stranger: can i be yours?
You: you don't want me
Stranger: cause im the situation.
Stranger: i want you.
Stranger: i wannnnnnnnt you to want me
You: I'll never let you sweep me off my feet
Stranger: i neeeeeeeeeeed you to need me
Stranger: /sweep
You: I'm the obsessor
Stranger: obsess over my pussay
Stranger: oh woah woaahhh
You: This isn't another girl meets boy
You: It's all false love and affection
Diokatsu
SPOILER
Dio says:
back
bitch
Mafiamaster says:
pooping?
Dio says:
yeah
Mafiamaster says:
pooping + that avatar = ugh
Dio says:
she poops
it would be cute
Mafiamaster says:
SO
Dio says:
to watch her
i'd let her pee in my mouth

A bit NSFW. i went to go to the bathroom and then came back. This is my avatar:
Jarby

Ph0X wrote:

SPOILER
You: I'm walking on a broken roof
Stranger: i can't walk.
Stranger: thanks for bringing that up.
You: I know you better than this
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE! SON! UH SON!
You: you just like the attention
Stranger: :D tehe
Stranger: its true.
Stranger: wanna see my teats.
You: I'm not your toy
Stranger: can i be yours?
You: you don't want me
Stranger: cause im the situation.
Stranger: i want you.
Stranger: i wannnnnnnnt you to want me
You: I'll never let you sweep me off my feet
Stranger: i neeeeeeeeeeed you to need me
Stranger: /sweep
You: I'm the obsessor
Stranger: obsess over my pussay
Stranger: oh woah woaahhh
You: This isn't another girl meets boy
You: It's all false love and affection
I'm not sure why I found this so funny. You should all troll Omegle by quoting lyrics from a single artist.
Ph0X

JarJarJacob wrote:

Ph0X wrote:

SPOILER
You: I'm walking on a broken roof
Stranger: i can't walk.
Stranger: thanks for bringing that up.
You: I know you better than this
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE! SON! UH SON!
You: you just like the attention
Stranger: :D tehe
Stranger: its true.
Stranger: wanna see my teats.
You: I'm not your toy
Stranger: can i be yours?
You: you don't want me
Stranger: cause im the situation.
Stranger: i want you.
Stranger: i wannnnnnnnt you to want me
You: I'll never let you sweep me off my feet
Stranger: i neeeeeeeeeeed you to need me
Stranger: /sweep
You: I'm the obsessor
Stranger: obsess over my pussay
Stranger: oh woah woaahhh
You: This isn't another girl meets boy
You: It's all false love and affection
I'm not sure why I found this so funny. You should all troll Omegle by quoting lyrics from a single artist.
SPOILER
You: Knock, knock...are you alone?
Stranger: yes
You: You've just got to trust me..
Stranger: i live with my nine cats
You: What are you like?
Stranger: welll ... i live alone
Stranger: with my nine kitty friends
You: I don't believe any of it.
Stranger: and my room is full of cats
Stranger: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
You: But darling you're not thinking straight
Stranger: how old are you son/
Stranger: ?
You: Mmm, what you say?
Stranger: how old are you son?
You: we're getting no where tonight
Stranger: obiviosly your not my type
You: There, there, baby
You: Will you be there when I need you?
Stranger: if you dont like cats i dont like you
You: You know you're better than this.
Stranger: MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You: we'll work it all out together
Stranger: im sorry but i have
Stranger: add
You: It’s okay by me
Stranger: MEOW!
Stranger: meoooo meooo meow meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww meaning how old are you ; P
You: Oh don’t lose your head
Stranger: DONT MAKE ME CHOP OFF YOUR KITTY BALLS!
You: Leave that to me!
Stranger: okay so you;ll take care of our half kitty babies?
You: You don't care a bit. You don't care a bit.
Stranger: what a gentlecat
Stranger: i like that song
You: You've been imogenheap'd.
You have disconnected.
Rokodo

Rena-chan
So I checked out this Omegle thing...

SPOILER
You: Oh hi.
Stranger: you sound disappointed
Stranger: is it my monobrow?
Stranger: cos i can get that waxed
You: ...
You: What.
Rena-chan
So easy...

SPOILER
You: Oh hi.
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: long time no see
You: I guess...
Stranger: what's ur name?
Stranger: I'm President Kim.
You: Navy.
Stranger: Navy?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Are you related with Navigator xxxxxxxxxxxD
You: ...No.
Stranger: =_=
Stranger: WHERE R U FROM?
You: Well, I live in Denmark.
Stranger: Denmark!
Stranger: Do you know Denmark is Den + Mark?
You: No, I'm too busy being at least remotely intelligent to know such stupid things.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ph0X
SPOILER
You: ching chang chong
Stranger: chinaman?
You: THAT BE ME CHING CHING CHONG

SPOILER
Stranger: hey
You: My brother just told me that he has the biggest penis in his class, what should I do.
Stranger: say urs is bigger lol
You: I'm a chick.
You: I don't have no penis.
Stranger: good thats normal

notice the scrollbar on this one
SPOILER
http://imgur.com/bDKTA.png
Ph0X
SPOILER
Stranger: You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies, lit up the whole world as I fell asleep
You: A Ph0Xtrot above my head.
Stranger: I think I love you c:
You: Ich liebe dick
Stranger: ew <<

SPOILER
You:
Stranger: hi
You:
Stranger: how are you
You:
Stranger: what is that
You:
Stranger: mean
You:
Stranger: talk to in english
You:
GladiOol
SPOILER
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are y
Stranger: u
You: fine, you?
Stranger: great
You: Do you like waffles?
Stranger: waffles?
You: Do you like pancakes?
Stranger: yes
You: Do you like french toast?
Stranger: yes
You: TU TUDU DU DU, CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY MOUTH FULL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lesjuh
SPOILER
You: Hi there
Stranger: hi
You: Want a piece of nubcake?
You: I have lots of them
You: hmm
You: nubcake
Stranger: 会中文吗?
You: oooh I love japanese
You: or is it chinese?
You: :(
Stranger: BYEBYE

SPOILER
Stranger: Hey AsL--??
You: Hi I'm 8 years old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SPOILER
You: What is anal penetration?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Rokodo

Rokodo
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