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Daichi Shinku
*feed you with your 1,193 $"

Gimme a ride home now... I need to take a poop
Volta
i can't. i don't have any vehicle. go take bus instead

fly me to the moon
Daichi Shinku
Let me play among the stars first, then wait for spring on jupiter and mars... in other words, No.

Gimme some more icecreams...
Rilene
Ok but it's melted now.

Give me few cents.
Daichi Shinku
Here, I'll gave you some centaurs...

Give me a frozen Ice cream plox
Rachel
My refrigerator just broke down

Help me buy a new one
puccithecat
sorry i ate my 1,193$

my hair smells like a hair parlor (because of my god damn shampoo) wash my hair again please
Daichi Shinku
No way, I don't have enough radaways for that..

How about you the one who wash my hair?
puccithecat
sorry but my shampoo smells like a hair parlor you wont like it

teach me how to party hard
Daichi Shinku
Sure, just follow the instruction in the box below

Now, can I have a mentos?
-ryusakihatsue-
dont have any

chat with me
puccithecat
chat with pepsi man instead

teach me how to bring anime boys to life
-ryusakihatsue-
bring me to life first

give me a hug
Volta
i am a ghost.

bring me back to life.
puccithecat
satan cant allow that.

i want a pet penguin
Rachel
None in my area.

Give me a plane.
Emayecue
I'm out of aluminum.

Dance the mamushka with me!
Daichi Shinku
No I'll not because you smell funny and I don't know how.

Anyway, what's the reason to dance? will you dance with me?
BigEarsMau
Sorry, but I didn't took any dancing classes lately

Gimme $50 instead :3
puccithecat
i'll give you 50 pesos? i never been to america

buy me new shampoo
PixelAngel
I dont have any money

Give me money
Daichi Shinku
No, you gimme money
Rachel
My allowance ran out.

Pay my electricity bills
puccithecat
I can't. I have errands to run


Find me a new cat
Daichi Shinku
Here *Give you a hungry tiger instead*

Find me a new dog
Volta
i don't know what kind of dog you want. so i'll just sleep instead.

sleep with me
puccithecat
i cant im sleepy

give me Free! dakimakura
Daichi Shinku
Your dakimakura has been freed.

Give me a warm bed
-Stream-_old
How can you get a bed to be warm? Put it against the heater? My heater is too small and it doesn't work

Give me pancakes
DestinySonata
I don't know how to make pancakes

Give me a girlfriend
Rilene
Ok but it will only be a friendzoned girl.

Stuff your food into my mouth.
BigEarsMau
Sorry but I'm not eating right now cuz my tummy is full

Gimme a $1000000 steam gift card
DestinySonata
I don't have enough money to buy one.

Give me a pencil
Rilene
Sure but it's a mechanical pencil and I have no pencil lead.

Give me paper.






BigEarsMau wrote:

Sorry but I'm not eating right now cuz my tummy is full
Then feed me.
Daichi Shinku
My hand's on fire right now, the paper just gonna roasted up

Give me a water to extinguish this flames...
puccithecat
im sleepy

BUY ME NAGISA HAZUKI DAKIMAKURA
SILENCE I KILL YU
Daichi Shinku
No

Rilene
But you didn't ask for anything.

Give me iPhone 6s.
puccithecat
just for 6 seconds
*gives iphone4*


EAT ME
Rilene
I would like to but I have no appetite for now.

Eat puccithecat for me please.
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