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What's Your Excuse?

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Rilene
But none of my meme can satisfy you.

Make me a piece of macaron.
Rachel
No time to make them.

Help me finish my chores.
puccithecat
i dont know where you live and no its too much effort

help me go to school early
Volta
i'm lazy.

Marry me.
Daichi Shinku
I'm not gay.

Let me go!
puccithecat
sorry i cant
i'll give you 20 pesos to buy me candy DO IT RIGHT NOW
Daichi Shinku
*gave you 1,193 US$ instead*

Give me a reason why you can't make any excuses right now!
puccithecat
i just cant

feed me
Daichi Shinku
*feed you with your 1,193 $"

Gimme a ride home now... I need to take a poop
Volta
i can't. i don't have any vehicle. go take bus instead

fly me to the moon
Daichi Shinku
Let me play among the stars first, then wait for spring on jupiter and mars... in other words, No.

Gimme some more icecreams...
Rilene
Ok but it's melted now.

Give me few cents.
Daichi Shinku
Here, I'll gave you some centaurs...

Give me a frozen Ice cream plox
Rachel
My refrigerator just broke down

Help me buy a new one
puccithecat
sorry i ate my 1,193$

my hair smells like a hair parlor (because of my god damn shampoo) wash my hair again please
Daichi Shinku
No way, I don't have enough radaways for that..

How about you the one who wash my hair?
puccithecat
sorry but my shampoo smells like a hair parlor you wont like it

teach me how to party hard
Daichi Shinku
Sure, just follow the instruction in the box below

Now, can I have a mentos?
-ryusakihatsue-
dont have any

chat with me
puccithecat
chat with pepsi man instead

teach me how to bring anime boys to life
-ryusakihatsue-
bring me to life first

give me a hug
Volta
i am a ghost.

bring me back to life.
puccithecat
satan cant allow that.

i want a pet penguin
Rachel
None in my area.

Give me a plane.
Emayecue
I'm out of aluminum.

Dance the mamushka with me!
Daichi Shinku
No I'll not because you smell funny and I don't know how.

Anyway, what's the reason to dance? will you dance with me?
BigEarsMau
Sorry, but I didn't took any dancing classes lately

Gimme $50 instead :3
puccithecat
i'll give you 50 pesos? i never been to america

buy me new shampoo
PixelAngel
I dont have any money

Give me money
Daichi Shinku
No, you gimme money
Rachel
My allowance ran out.

Pay my electricity bills
puccithecat
I can't. I have errands to run


Find me a new cat
Daichi Shinku
Here *Give you a hungry tiger instead*

Find me a new dog
Volta
i don't know what kind of dog you want. so i'll just sleep instead.

sleep with me
puccithecat
i cant im sleepy

give me Free! dakimakura
Daichi Shinku
Your dakimakura has been freed.

Give me a warm bed
-Stream-_old
How can you get a bed to be warm? Put it against the heater? My heater is too small and it doesn't work

Give me pancakes
DestinySonata
I don't know how to make pancakes

Give me a girlfriend
Rilene
Ok but it will only be a friendzoned girl.

Stuff your food into my mouth.
BigEarsMau
Sorry but I'm not eating right now cuz my tummy is full

Gimme a $1000000 steam gift card
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