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a1l2d3r4e5d6
I can't cook and I don't have any money to order food

Come fly with me
DeletedUser_3473174
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a1l2d3r4e5d6
Too lazy

Give me something to read
Strategas
You can't read if your eyes aren't real.
Go to sleep
Renevant
its only 9

go swimming
chaee
I haven't shaved my legs

Get a girlfriend
DaCatplaysOSU
I can't, i'm not interested ATM.


Request me something.
Aerynolae
I have nothing to request to you.

Don't tell me what to do.
YamiHikari
But i'm your senpai now.. so I can tell you what to do :p

Be my kouhai
GSG95
I already have a senpai.

Get a senpai.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I am a senpai.

Get a kouhai.
Aerynolae
But Yami said I'm already a kouhai.

Be my girlfriend.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I'm a dude, and I'm also already engaged to someone here apparently.

Attend my supposed wedding. :?
DeletedUser_3473174
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-Atri-
I don't know what it is

Hey, can you tell me where my tablet is?
Aerynolae
I don't even know where you live in Hong Kong.

Slay Bambi's mother.
Offended
What is a Bambi?

Go eat some pickles

a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote:

I'm a dude, and I'm also already engaged to someone here apparently.

Attend my supposed wedding. :?
ooops
-Atri-
Pinkie Pie?

Play more osu!
Aerynolae
I'm too busy with college stuff.

Slay peppy.
olivia272
I don't want to.

finish my workload for me
Aerynolae
I've got my hands full of my own workload. Sorry.

Make me a PB&J sandwich.
olivia272
As tempting as you make it sound, I am uhh.. let's say allergic to sandwiches.

Clean my table for me.
Aerynolae
I'm not a janitor.

Be a janitor for olivia272.
Offended
I don't like Finnish people.

Make me pregnant.
olivia272
I don't know how to inseminate.

Talk with me.
Offended
I'm mute.

Kill me.
olivia272
Tch. I have more pressing matter.

Read a story to me.
Offended
I can't read.

Give me something to live for.
olivia272
These are my stuff.

Drink orange juice with me.
Renevant
i only like the no-pulp kind

go to a cat cafe
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I'm already in one, so you can't tell me to go to one. (that would just break the laws of physics)

Update my body's firmware
FlyingNeko
I'd like to respect your privacy.

Would you like to bump with me
KokoaCrunch
hmm.. but we're worlds apart

GIVE ME CEREALS
Serraionga
just ran out of them, sorry

spam FG with me
-ryusakihatsue-
no i'm busy

tell me what you want
Serraionga
that's not the thread to do it, so no can do

punch me hard
-ryusakihatsue-
nope i don't see the point in doing that, and beside it's probably not gonna have any effect

tell me a good joke
GSG95
I can't. You're looking at one.



Make me whole again.
chaee
You were never whole to begin with

Fix my broken heart
FillinFaye
I don't have any materials to fix them


give me a new headset
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