There are a number of things I could have chosen to write about in this letter. I could have chosen to write about how these issues are actually political issues. Or I might have chosen to write something about the way that Mr. Luke Warm Holiday sees us merely as consumers in a market of undifferentiated possibilities, where choice itself becomes the good, novelty usurps beauty, and subjective experience displaces truth. But, instead, I've decided to devote this entire letter to explaining how Luke's failure to reveal the nature and activity of his cheerleaders and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims is so unpatriotic that there will be public outrage if Luke tries to sell us fibs and fear mixed with a generous dollop of adversarialism. First, the misinformation: he suggests that he has answers to everything. Where the heck did he come up with that? Many people consider that question irrelevant on the grounds that Luke's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that I wish that one of the innumerable busybodies who are forever making "statistical studies" about nonsense would instead make a statistical study that means something. For example, I'd like to see a statistical study of Luke's capacity to learn the obvious. Also worthwhile would be a statistical study of how many choleric vulgarians realize that Luke's stooges resist seeing that Luke's long-term stratagems of infiltration and mass propaganda have been so successful that he can now rip apart causes that others feel strongly about. They resist seeing such things because to see them, to examine them, to think about them and draw conclusions from them is to develop an alternative community, a cohesive and comprehensive underground with a charter to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of isolationism.
I don't mean to condemn anyone's beliefs, but Luke always cavils at my attempts to make a genuine contribution to human society. That's probably because I could go on for pages listing innumerable examples of Luke's nettlesome initiatives and macabre lamentations. I have already written enough, surely, to convince you that the hysteria and witch-hunts fueled by Luke's sophistries will set up dissident groups and individuals for conspiracy charges and then carry out searches and seizures on flimsy pretexts any day now. Let me rephrase that: Luke is thoroughly bloody-minded. We all are, to some extent, but he sets the curve. Luke obviously didn't have to pass an intelligence test to get to where he is today because his knowledge of how things work is completely off the mark. First of all, most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions.
Think about that for a minute. Let it sink in. It should soon become clear that the impact of Luke's treasonous positions is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that Luke's perspective is that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. My perspective, in contrast, is that I, for one, am a law-and-order kind of person. I hate to see crimes go unpunished. That's why I really hope that Luke serves a long prison term for his illegal attempts to toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window. The facts are in: Mr. Luke Warm Holiday's protégés are blissfully ignorant of his catty adages.