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I love licking 9volt batteries

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Topic Starter
tepache mapache
the taste of metal when my tongue touches the little battery nipples

it makes life worth living, the little shock of taste in the morning

wouldn't you agree?


anime girl unrelated
Polyspora
its literally igorsprite
Offdensen
well its time for me to go to bed
abraker
The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
ColdTooth

Polyspora wrote:

its literally igorsprite
something actually makes me think this is somehow an igor alt
Blushing

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
what if they were muon detectors
igorsprite

ColdTooth wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

its literally igorsprite
something actually makes me think this is somehow an igor alt
sorry guys, i forgot to change the account when posting
B0ii
I used to do that but with the metal ends of cables when I was a baby
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Polyspora wrote:

its literally igorsprite
literally so me fr fr

Offdensen wrote:

well its time for me to go to bed
oyasumi UwU

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted


ColdTooth wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

its literally igorsprite
something actually makes me think this is somehow an igor alt
nuh-uh


igorsprite wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

its literally igorsprite
something actually makes me think this is somehow an igor alt
sorry guys, i forgot to change the account when posting
It ok hansome, we all make mistakes, including... us? me? I?

B0ii wrote:

I used to do that but with the metal ends of cables when I was a baby
that's more of a meal, a 9V is like desert or an appetizer
sametdze

tepache mapache wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

its literally igorsprite
literally so me fr fr
out of pure curiosity are you banned from every kindergarten/primary school in your area
Karmine

sametdze wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

its literally igorsprite
literally so me fr fr
out of pure curiosity are you banned from every kindergarten/primary school in your area
Poor guy doesn't know.
Reyalp51

sametdze wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

its literally igorsprite
literally so me fr fr
out of pure curiosity are you banned from every kindergarten/primary school in your area
whos gonna tell him
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

sametdze wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

its literally igorsprite
literally so me fr fr
out of pure curiosity are you banned from every kindergarten/primary school in your area
no but I am banned from every book store for reading the books inside the bookstore without paying
FoolishGamming
U gonna die
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

FoolishGamming wrote:

U gonna die
I'm here on this world for a good time, not a long time
FoolishGamming

tepache mapache wrote:

FoolishGamming wrote:

U gonna die
I'm here on this world for a good time, not a long time
bro i'm gonna lick that shit right now
Nuuskamuikkunen
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

that but one someone's prince albert
MistressRemilia
The first time doing it is always a shocking experience for people.
MangaGrumpy
Sir/maam/whatever pronouns you identify with are u okay

Blushing wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
what if they were muon detectors
Oh god
z0z

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

noooooo
abraker

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy
MistressRemilia

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy
mmmm slicing it makes it all gooey and tasty, if a bit spicy. Just like mom used to make <3
abraker

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy
This is definitely North American cuisine
I can tell by the 60 hz
- Marco -

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
electrically recieve these nuts lmao
MistressRemilia

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy
This is definitely North American cuisine
I can tell by the 60 hz
Could be Japanese, too.
BlueChinchompa
They aren't bad

I tried windows but it didnt go so well lots of bleeding.
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

MistressRemilia wrote:

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tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy

mmmm slicing it makes it all gooey and tasty, if a bit spicy. Just like mom used to make <3





abraker wrote:

expand

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy

This is definitely North American cuisine
I can tell by the 60 hz
saudi arabia uses 120 @ 60hz... but yeah, it is north America.
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

MistressRemilia wrote:

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abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy
This is definitely North American cuisine
I can tell by the 60 hz

Could be Japanese, too.
I wish japan was real 😔
MistressRemilia

tepache mapache wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

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abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy
This is definitely North American cuisine
I can tell by the 60 hz

Could be Japanese, too.
I wish japan was real 😔
Yeah ._. All those mecha and catgirls walking around, and tentacle monsters, and kaiju...
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

MistressRemilia wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

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abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy
This is definitely North American cuisine
I can tell by the 60 hz

Could be Japanese, too.
I wish japan was real 😔
Yeah ._. All those mecha and catgirls walking around, and tentacle monsters, and kaiju...
and those kei trucks that transport you to a fantasy world where you have OP powers and defeat the demon lord
Royskee
Good for you brother
abraker

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

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tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

tepache mapache wrote:

abraker wrote:

The taste produced by a 9 volt battery, exclusing the initial shock, is due to the electrical discharge through a low resistive medium thanks to the saliva on the tongue. The electrical discharge tasted consists of mainly electrons and some ionized air molecules. More importantly is the actual taste, which reminiscent of a lemon or something sour. Indeed the sour taste of a lemon, or anything acidic for that matter, is due to excess electrons within the molecules being tasted. So therefore your sour taste receptors are really electron detectors.
I thought that when we tasted something sour was because we were tasting the hydrogen Ions, I.E. the protons not the electrons. that being said, yes, it does have a bit of a sour taste, however, other acidic foods have nuances and other different flavors, as a 9V connoisseur, I much prefer the pure and unsoiled taste of electricity as Nikola Tesla would have wanted
You can't taste protons, but I suppose you can taste the lack of electrons. More specifically the taste of the difference in electrical potential; the material lacking electrons causing a positive charge, and the taste receptors on your tongue which would be relatively negatively charged.

Which is basically same as the electrical discharge of a battery
tepache mapache's home made electricity sandwich recipe:

  1. on two slices of bread, spread with a knife 9V-.5Ah
  2. add 120V @ 60 hz
  3. season with 5V @ .9A DC to taste
  4. slice in half and enjoy

This is definitely North American cuisine
I can tell by the 60 hz
saudi arabia uses 120 @ 60hz... but yeah, it is north America.
it is fact the saudis cant cook for shit



I bet their 60 hz is so poor their appliances are [REDACTED] by nature
Jangsoodlor
now lick 220v 50hz electricity from your AC outlet
vi_xlt
Om nom nom
Topic Starter
tepache mapache

Jangsoodlor wrote:

now lick 220v 50hz electricity from your AC outlet
it's got a kick for sure, I much prefer the buttery feeling of the 9V's metal nipples

fluffpup wrote:

Om nom nom
vi_xlt
that’s literally me
Winnyace
bravo. din păcate, mă doare în cur.
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