I want to ... but ...

AnnaRazy

48 posts

Joined May 2022

AnnaRazy 2024-05-31T16:20:34+00:00

but i dont speak french

i want to be good at drawing..

⋆⭒˚｡⋆₊ ⊹

reffty_gag

320 posts

Joined July 2023

reffty_gag 2024-06-01T15:08:12+00:00

but im suck

i want to learn composing music

"who need tablet when you have mouse.
who need alt when you can singletap."
~reffty_gag 2024~

BluePyTheWDeer_

95 posts

Joined March 2024

BluePyTheWDeer_ 2024-06-01T18:21:50+00:00

but I have no idea.

I want to compile Gentoo...

The weirdest guy overall

synthwavesquid

206 posts

Joined February 2021

Topic Starter

synthwavesquid 2024-10-04T21:51:40+00:00

...but my computer explode ):

>>

i want to feel the sun against my skin, see the trees with their leaves swaying in gentle winds...

==> [ currently playing : 2hot (Instrumental) - Kawai Sprite ]

MangaGrumpy

317 posts

Joined May 2022

MangaGrumpy 2024-10-04T22:57:22+00:00

But i forgot where i put my keys

I want to wish you a feliz jueves

bi/demiandrogyne-he/she/they
pfp by lostsilver!

sametdze

339 posts

Joined July 2021

sametdze 2024-10-04T23:07:36+00:00

but i don't know what a feliz jueves is!

i want to learn how to tie my laces..

Pyatyy Kontinent!

Dilly_P

159 posts

Joined August 2018

Dilly_P 2024-10-05T07:22:35+00:00

but both my hands are amputated

I want to go skydiving with my mother

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I’m so Julia

synthwavesquid

206 posts

Joined February 2021

Topic Starter

synthwavesquid 2024-10-05T18:56:02+00:00

...but she decided to challenge gender roles and be the one who left for milk and never came back

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i want to steal the moon...

==> [ currently playing : 2hot (Instrumental) - Kawai Sprite ]

EnigmaticG

48 posts

Joined July 2021

EnigmaticG 2024-10-05T19:46:12+00:00

...but the sun won't let me.

I want to juggle these pencils...

synthwavesquid

206 posts

Joined February 2021

Topic Starter

synthwavesquid 2024-10-05T20:13:37+00:00

...but- oh fuck oh god ow ow ow someone call an ambulence i just stabbed myself with like 20 pencils holy shit-

>>

i want to read a really good book...

==> [ currently playing : 2hot (Instrumental) - Kawai Sprite ]

sametdze

339 posts

Joined July 2021

sametdze 2024-10-06T11:02:37+00:00

but, the book read a really good me. wait, what?

i want to make world peace!

Pyatyy Kontinent!

EnigmaticG

48 posts

Joined July 2021

EnigmaticG 2024-10-06T12:36:44+00:00

...but humans prefer fighting.

I want to play a game...

GamlA

94 posts

Joined April 2022

GamlA 2024-10-06T14:57:10+00:00

...but I'm really a really cheap person.

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I want to clean my desk...

it's GamlA with an L

a spoiler box

Dilly_P

159 posts

Joined August 2018

Dilly_P 2024-10-06T16:55:34+00:00

But I’m locked in a cage for eternity

I want some good frozen yogurt

I’m so Julia

lostsilver

3,633 posts

Joined November 2022

lostsilver 2024-10-06T18:03:46+00:00

...but all the frozen yogurt shops are gone

i want to actually finish sprites/art...

you can call me "lostie", "losty", "silver" or "sil"
loves art/animation, hypno's lullaby, and dnb alot!!!
~obsessing over dave currently~
----
doodle - zachz winner

synthwavesquid

206 posts

Joined February 2021

Topic Starter

synthwavesquid 2024-10-06T22:58:46+00:00

...but i must scroll tiktok

>>

i want to eat the best ice cream ever made...

==> [ currently playing : 2hot (Instrumental) - Kawai Sprite ]

EnigmaticG

48 posts

Joined July 2021

EnigmaticG 2024-10-06T23:38:05+00:00

...but I live in a country where the ice cream sucks.

I want to launch a pumpkin...

DJruslan4ic

5 posts

Joined February 2023

DJruslan4ic 2024-10-12T18:38:58+00:00

...but i dont have any

I want to map something...

lostsilver

3,633 posts

Joined November 2022

lostsilver 2024-10-13T00:50:39+00:00

...but i can't move my fingers because of trying to play rush e :'(

i want to learn the drums...

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you can call me "lostie", "losty", "silver" or "sil"
loves art/animation, hypno's lullaby, and dnb alot!!!
~obsessing over dave currently~
----
doodle - zachz winner

GamlA

94 posts

Joined April 2022

GamlA 2024-10-19T05:27:22+00:00

...but someone ate the drumsticks.

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I want to teach my hypothetical son some valuable life lessons...

it's GamlA with an L

a spoiler box

DJruslan4ic

5 posts

Joined February 2023

DJruslan4ic 2024-10-19T10:32:58+00:00

...But he is hypothetical, and he doesn't exist

I want to get into fighting games...

[TCD] Dzar03

183 posts

Joined April 2020

[TCD] Dzar03 2024-10-22T08:52:11+00:00

...but you've already been in a fight and you're being beaten now

I want to skip classes...

How can I play streams, I'm not PewDiePie

AxisPraxisMDS

132 posts

Joined October 2022

AxisPraxisMDS 2024-10-22T09:50:29+00:00

[TCD] Dzar03 wrote:
...but you've already been in a fight and you're being beaten now

I want to skip classes...

but there so many cameras and prefects

I want To Post About my Controversial Oppinions online...

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Are you _____ Enthusiast? You in

lostsilver

3,633 posts

Joined November 2022

lostsilver 2024-10-22T12:49:33+00:00

...but if i do i'll get silenced (sorry--)

i want to try and finish a project...

you can call me "lostie", "losty", "silver" or "sil"
loves art/animation, hypno's lullaby, and dnb alot!!!
~obsessing over dave currently~
----
doodle - zachz winner

AxisPraxisMDS

132 posts

Joined October 2022

AxisPraxisMDS 2024-10-22T13:24:39+00:00

lostsilver wrote:
...but if i do i'll get silenced (sorry--)

i want to try and finish a project...

But i Proscrastinate All the time

I Win a Sprint Illegal Street race But...

Are you _____ Enthusiast? You in

BluePyTheWDeer_

95 posts

Joined March 2024

BluePyTheWDeer_ 2024-10-23T16:41:45+00:00

I have no shoes and it is on a road.

I want to install Clear Linux...

The weirdest guy overall

synthwavesquid

206 posts

Joined February 2021

Topic Starter

synthwavesquid 2024-10-26T17:22:04+00:00

...but i've somehow ended up in the middle of the sahara desert

>>

i want to play games on the ps5...

==> [ currently playing : 2hot (Instrumental) - Kawai Sprite ]

GamlA

94 posts

Joined April 2022

GamlA 2024-10-27T12:36:06+00:00

...but as of now, it's 1900 and computers don't exist yet

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I want to ride a bus...

it's GamlA with an L

a spoiler box

SlowDumbLoser

13 posts

Joined October 2014

SlowDumbLoser 2024-10-30T18:05:38+00:00

But people are scary

>>

I want to use a VCR...

mizu_chuu

5 posts

Joined October 2023

mizu_chuu 2024-11-01T08:24:38+00:00

But I can't figure out how to work it 😦

-----------------------------------------

I want to travel the world....

Chiaki :33

silly !!

BluePyTheWDeer_

95 posts

Joined March 2024

BluePyTheWDeer_ 2024-11-04T20:19:51+00:00

But my tickets were taken by Farfocele

I want to go to Denny's...

The weirdest guy overall

Farfocele

1,041 posts

Joined April 2020

Farfocele 2024-11-04T20:47:58+00:00

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:
But my tickets were taken by Farfocele

I'm actually catching strays bro 💀

OT: but there are none nearby.

I want to do karting...

| Hello There! | OT! Denizen |

BluePyTheWDeer_

95 posts

Joined March 2024

BluePyTheWDeer_ 2024-11-04T22:49:57+00:00

Farfocele wrote:
BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:
But my tickets were taken by Farfocele
I'm actually catching strays bro 💀

What do you mean by that bro?

But I have no money for a kart.

I want to get a blahaj...

The weirdest guy overall

mizu_chuu

5 posts

Joined October 2023

mizu_chuu 2024-11-05T05:22:01+00:00

... but mom said i cant play 3008

I want my rank to be fixed..

Chiaki :33

silly !!

great_elmo

126 posts

Joined March 2024

great_elmo 2024-11-05T06:09:58+00:00

... but peppy said no

I want to be good at osu...

idk what to put here lol just know im a fucking weeb

(ー_ー)(*>_<*)ﾉ(~_~)(；一_一)¯\_(ツ)_/¯°Д°(°ロ°)☝

sametdze

339 posts

Joined July 2021

sametdze 2024-11-05T08:41:13+00:00

but suddenly i got ran over and reincarnated into a cute anime girl in a 12 episode romance anime with no season 2

i want to be on the REAL high score board!!

Pyatyy Kontinent!

synthwavesquid

206 posts

Joined February 2021

Topic Starter

synthwavesquid 2024-11-05T13:16:32+00:00

...but i got banned for cheating

>>

i want to get lost in an ikea...

==> [ currently playing : 2hot (Instrumental) - Kawai Sprite ]

mizu_chuu

5 posts

Joined October 2023

mizu_chuu 2024-11-05T14:11:23+00:00

..but miku found me hiding by the meatballs

~~

I want to get my ranks back from Peppy...

Chiaki :33

silly !!

[TCD] Dzar03

183 posts

Joined April 2020

[TCD] Dzar03 2024-11-05T14:16:30+00:00

..but ppy deleted ranking feature, said players need to enjoy game

I want to travel to Japan..

How can I play streams, I'm not PewDiePie

keremaru

218 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2024-11-07T02:15:27+00:00

but i'm a social recluse

i wanna buy some ice cream...

i'm really fucking lazy

AxisPraxisMDS

132 posts

Joined October 2022

AxisPraxisMDS 2024-11-07T06:48:50+00:00

But the Machine Broke

I want to listen Meshuggah in Public..

Are you _____ Enthusiast? You in

synthwavesquid

206 posts

Joined February 2021

Topic Starter

synthwavesquid 2024-11-07T13:35:06+00:00

...but i'm a protagonist in a dystopian young adult novel where the government specifically banned metal music

>>

i want to see a full eclipse...

==> [ currently playing : 2hot (Instrumental) - Kawai Sprite ]

BluePyTheWDeer_

95 posts

Joined March 2024

BluePyTheWDeer_ 2024-11-08T13:55:10+00:00

But the next is in 200 years.

I want to be more productive...

The weirdest guy overall

keremaru

218 posts

Joined November 2017

keremaru 2024-11-09T19:31:21+00:00

...but i'll get up after i finish scrolling

i wanted to eat some chicken crisps...

i'm really fucking lazy

synthwavesquid

206 posts

Joined February 2021

Topic Starter

synthwavesquid 2024-11-10T00:28:45+00:00

...but i only have nacho cheese doritos

>>

i want to make a video game...

==> [ currently playing : 2hot (Instrumental) - Kawai Sprite ]

mizu_chuu

5 posts

Joined October 2023

mizu_chuu 2024-11-10T04:48:56+00:00

...but I have no idea on how to code

>>>>

I want to get another cat...

Chiaki :33

silly !!

BluePyTheWDeer_

95 posts

Joined March 2024

BluePyTheWDeer_ 2024-11-14T16:53:47+00:00

But I am banned from pet adoption centers

I want to quit my YouTube addiction...

The weirdest guy overall

Achromalia

342 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2024-11-15T04:51:10+00:00

...but you've instinctively reached for tutorials on digital minimalism from a series of youtube videos, before getting lost in a niche of essay-like content that feels good to watch and listen to under the guise of it simply "being informative" or "useful in the future"

i want to emulate human behavior and adopt your thoughts and feelings and beliefs...

⌗⎅⌗ ∷ my hazy mirror image, dithering in a daze ∷ ⌗⎅⌗
◌◉◌ ∷ withering, affixed to fiction to nix an affliction ∷ ◌◉◌
∷ ✦ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ saliclaire - "cot (practice)" ∷ ♬

sametdze

339 posts

Joined July 2021

sametdze 2024-11-15T08:19:33+00:00

but you can't. as an ai you've been programmed specifically not to do that.

i wanna go to jail..

Pyatyy Kontinent!

synthwavesquid

206 posts

Joined February 2021

Topic Starter

synthwavesquid 2024-11-15T11:05:12+00:00

...but they gave me the death sentence

>>

i want to go to space...