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That's My Horse!

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Ryumaru-MG
7 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Ryumaru-MG
I'm kinda stealing this from the forum I usually haunt, but...

The object of the game is to beat up the above poster and steal the horse in the funniest ways possible!

ARE YOU READY?

3-2-1 GO!
Senbon
480 posts
Joined September 2008
Senbon
...

*beats up above poster*

*steals horse*
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Distracts with yuri and pictures of Kaito and korean/chinese/japanese guys naked.
Blinds with "Moe Moe Kyun~"

*steals horse*
anonymous_old
0 posts
Here since the beginning
anonymous_old
*steals horse*

*does things in reverse order*
anonymous_old
0 posts
Here since the beginning
anonymous_old
*doinitwrong*

*steals horse*
anonymous_old
0 posts
Here since the beginning
anonymous_old
*double post*

*steals horse*
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
C-C-C-C-Combo-breaker

*steals horse*
Ryumaru-MG
7 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Ryumaru-MG
*whacks with paper fan of doom*

*steals horse*

WHAT NOW? 8-)
CheeseWarlock
osu! Alumni
1,185 posts
Joined May 2008
CheeseWarlock
*creates a stack*

*adds horse.steal() to the stack*
rust45
1,088 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
nice

*Makes a warlock out of cheese to make CheeseWarlock accuse his "imposter"*

*takes the horse*

That was dumb
arien666
6,290 posts
Joined May 2009
arien666
*Make traps that's impossible to escape*

*Takes the horse*
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
present>corn

*steal horse*
Ryumaru-MG
7 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Ryumaru-MG
*casts Fireball*

My horse!
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Yeah, you can keep it...



*Steals wallet*
Ekaru
3,617 posts
Joined July 2008
Ekaru
*Plays his Beatles CD on max right next to the guy's ear*

*Steals horse while they are distracted by the awesome music*
Loginer
osu! Alumni
3,459 posts
Here since the beginning
Loginer
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
anonymous_old
0 posts
Here since the beginning
anonymous_old
*just lost the game*

*steals horse*
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Ryumaru-MG
7 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Ryumaru-MG
*smacks with a fish*

Mine now!
CheeseWarlock
osu! Alumni
1,185 posts
Joined May 2008
CheeseWarlock
*resolves the stack; everyone steals the horse in reverse post order back to my post, I now have the horse*
anonymous_old
0 posts
Here since the beginning
anonymous_old
*throw new StackOverflowException();*

*steals horse*
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
oh dear this thread is succeeding.
You have the horse.
Ryumaru-MG
7 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Ryumaru-MG
I call upon the power of HORSE... uh,... NESS! Yeah, HORSENESS!

Mine.
Edd4Sale
5 posts
Joined October 2009
Edd4Sale
Carefully slips a date-rape pill in drink and makes off with horse after illegal sodomy.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
[person above this post] comes inside my home one day.
I decide to let [person above this post] in.
I give [person above this post] a place to sit and make something for him to drink.
As [person above this post] waits [person above this post] looks around the room looking at all the things I have.
I bring [person above this post] back a drink and [person above this post] asks me where the nearest bathroom is.
I tell [person above this post] it is in the room to the left.
[person above this post] walks into the room and then to the left.
[person above this post] finds a small door.
[person above this post] slowly opens the door....
and finds out its a closet.
[person above this post] shrugs and looks around
THEN the door slams and [person above this post] looks around to find me
[person above this post] is worried about why the door slammed and why the door is locked now.
I go closer to [person above this post]...and closer...and closer...and closer and closer and closer

( I don't want to put the rest because I don't love you that much...I'm sorry )

*steals horse*
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
omgrape :[
CheeseWarlock
osu! Alumni
1,185 posts
Joined May 2008
CheeseWarlock
Supergarlic forgot to take the horse. It was just sitting there. I take the horse.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
I never forgot. I just didn't want that handmedown horse. It could contain various diseases.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
*takes horse from CheeseWarlock*
anonymous_old
0 posts
Here since the beginning
anonymous_old
*duplicates animask's horse*

*changes sex of duplicated horse*

*breeds*

*steals offspring*
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

Ryumaru-MG wrote:

Mine.
You DOLT
I didn't have the horse, you couldn't steal it from me. You couldn't reply to adam either, my post was obstructing you. The horse is still at adam's.
I broke it and you didn't even notice ;___________.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Oh dear, I hope strager isn't adam...


*steals house*
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Ryumaru-MG
7 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Ryumaru-MG

adam2046 wrote:

Oh dear, I hope strager isn't adam...


*steals house*
Oh, okay. You can keep the house.

*sneaks up behind horse, jumps on its back and rides off into the sunset*
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
keep it.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Distracts with 18+ magazine.

*takes horse from Ryumaru-MG*
Ryumaru-MG
7 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Ryumaru-MG

animask wrote:

Distracts with 18+ magazine.

*takes horse from Ryumaru-MG*
!

Can't help... male impulses... killing willpower...
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
*Challenges Animask to a game of osu!*

*When the battle begins, steals horse and get's the F*** out of there*
Xgor
Elite Mapper
2,534 posts
Joined April 2009
Xgor
*Blows Powerdrone311 in the far away land called "F*** out of there"*

*Get's horse*
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone

Xgor wrote:

*Blows Powerdrone311 in the far away land called "F*** out of there"*

*Get's horse*
Erm... thanks?
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
*Gets horse*
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Distracts with over 9,000 ":O" combo.

*steals horse*
Ryumaru-MG
7 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Ryumaru-MG
Urk! Must... resist... making... joke....

*too busy resisting joke to take horse*
Zatoichi
553 posts
Joined September 2008
Zatoichi
EN ESE CASO...

TE MATARE CON LA TECNICA DE LA ESPADA NUMERO DOS

GUREN KAINA

Horse
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
I think he means the horse is dead.
Ryumaru-MG
7 posts
Joined October 2009
Topic Starter
Ryumaru-MG
Oh well.

New horse, then.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
That's my new horse... I'm the one who declared it was dead in the first place.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
In the midst of Harris and Ryu's argument, Droney bursts out of the shadows and lands smoothly onto the horses saddle. With lightning quick speed, he pulls the reigns from out of Harris' unsuspecting hands. Before Harris and Ryu can even begin to comprehend what has happened, Drone and his horse "Midnight" have already ridden off into the night.
anonymous_old
0 posts
Here since the beginning
anonymous_old
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder

strager wrote:

Are you guys retarded?

I cloned the horse and sexchanged one and they had a baby.

There are now two horses: the original, and the cloned. The baby is dead.

Droney, Harris' horse is fucking dead.
*slaughters all horses*

*magically makes a new one*
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