I guess I'll be the first one to point out this game's bullshit. Don't get me wrong though, I like this game. Then again, I didn't hate PiT either. In fact, I really like the Mix Flower. Aaanyway. The Giant Bowser segments. Pretty bullshit. They're really linear and if you don't do it the way you're supposed to, you have to start the whole thing over again. I don't know if you guys have gotten to the train one yet, but that pissed me off. One hit away from winning and I lost cause I got an "OK" instead of an "Excellent" one too many times and had to start the whole section over. Supreme bullshit. There's only one way to do that whole section and if you don't, the game says "Fuck you." It's more fun to be normal Bowser.
The second thing is the new special attacks. Most of those are pretty gay. Jump Helmet, Super Bouncer (especially), Spin Pipe, Fire Flower (which is a gay one to pull from PiT). I haven't unlocked the last two yet, but I like Yoo Who, Snack Basket, and Magic Window quite a lot. Bowser's SP attacks are cool so far, except Bom-omb Blitz.
The story...is pretty simple and gay. I like how The Blorbs is explained: "They ate some Blorb Mushrooms." "Oh yeah, that makes sense." Then it's just the standard "Collect the # <insert special item>". But I guess Mario hasn't always been much on storytelling.
Fawful. FAWFUL. I hate Fawful. But I HAVE CHORTLES.