for me, celeste
Btw ngl Celeste is not even that hard, it just takes time (even the Farewell section that lasts an eternity... I gave up because I couldn't stand the length)179bpm wrote:
for me, celeste
what if i said that i was dog at platformers and didn’t know what i was getting intoI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Btw ngl Celeste is not even that hard, it just takes time (even the Farewell section that lasts an eternity... I gave up because I couldn't stand the length)179bpm wrote:
for me, celeste
Hey man at least you're still trying in the first place. A lot of people already quit the game after just a few tries so take pride that you're still attempting to beat it.179bpm wrote:
what if i said that i was dog at platformers and didn’t know what i was getting intoI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Btw ngl Celeste is not even that hard, it just takes time (even the Farewell section that lasts an eternity... I gave up because I couldn't stand the length)179bpm wrote:
for me, celeste
plus i feel insecure about feeling insecure not beating the game
ngl i think people that their whole personality is based around being good at games are cringe, games are made to be beatenStomiks wrote:
Hey man at least you're still trying in the first place. A lot of people already quit the game after just a few tries so take pride that you're still attempting to beat it.179bpm wrote:
what if i said that i was dog at platformers and didn’t know what i was getting intoI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Btw ngl Celeste is not even that hard, it just takes time (even the Farewell section that lasts an eternity... I gave up because I couldn't stand the length)179bpm wrote:
for me, celeste
plus i feel insecure about feeling insecure not beating the game
Only true tryharders can say "games are made to be beaten" and you're definitely one of themReyalp51 wrote:
ngl i think people that their whole personality is based around being good at games are cringe, games are made to be beatenStomiks wrote:
Hey man at least you're still trying in the first place. A lot of people already quit the game after just a few tries so take pride that you're still attempting to beat it.179bpm wrote:
what if i said that i was dog at platformers and didn’t know what i was getting intoI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Btw ngl Celeste is not even that hard, it just takes time (even the Farewell section that lasts an eternity... I gave up because I couldn't stand the length)179bpm wrote:
for me, celeste
plus i feel insecure about feeling insecure not beating the game
Damn man you're gonna make these gamers who play for a living cry their heart out.Reyalp51 wrote:
Stomiks wrote:
Hey man at least you're still trying in the first place. A lot of people already quit the game after just a few tries so take pride that you're still attempting to beat it.179bpm wrote:
what if i said that i was dog at platformers and didn’t know what i was getting intoI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Btw ngl Celeste is not even that hard, it just takes time (even the Farewell section that lasts an eternity... I gave up because I couldn't stand the length)179bpm wrote:
for me, celeste
plus i feel insecure about feeling insecure not beating the game
ngl i think people that their whole personality is based around being good at games are cringe, games are made to be beaten
My entire shtick is being bad at all of themReyalp51 wrote:
Stomiks wrote:
Hey man at least you're still trying in the first place. A lot of people already quit the game after just a few tries so take pride that you're still attempting to beat it.179bpm wrote:
what if i said that i was dog at platformers and didn’t know what i was getting intoI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Btw ngl Celeste is not even that hard, it just takes time (even the Farewell section that lasts an eternity... I gave up because I couldn't stand the length)179bpm wrote:
for me, celeste
plus i feel insecure about feeling insecure not beating the game
ngl i think people that their whole personality is based around being good at games are cringe, games are made to be beaten
now thats a chadKarmine wrote:
My entire shtick is being bad at all of themReyalp51 wrote:
Stomiks wrote:
Hey man at least you're still trying in the first place. A lot of people already quit the game after just a few tries so take pride that you're still attempting to beat it.179bpm wrote:
what if i said that i was dog at platformers and didn’t know what i was getting intoI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Btw ngl Celeste is not even that hard, it just takes time (even the Farewell section that lasts an eternity... I gave up because I couldn't stand the length)179bpm wrote:
for me, celeste
plus i feel insecure about feeling insecure not beating the game
ngl i think people that their whole personality is based around being good at games are cringe, games are made to be beaten
i'm sorry to hear thatTheAngryNerd101 wrote:
Battletoads. Battletoads. Mother.Fucking.Battletoads.
To give you an idea of how stupidly hard this game is:
Imagine a large boulder. Your task is roll it up a mountain. Unlike Sisyphus however, you have the luxury of being able to complete your task instead of being cursed to keep rolling it back up for all eternity. You may be thinking: Sisyphus has it harder. Okay, but now imagine it's 80 degrees Celsius and the air around you is black and thick -- that's right, baby, you're rolling a boulder up a volcano. You thought that was bad enough? I'm sorry, but it gets worse. Your testicles weigh 300 pounds each, each one is so large you have to take long strides just to avoid stepping on them and slipping. Did I mention that stepping on them really hurts because they're only that large because they're actually inflamed? And did I mention how the volcano gets exponentially steeper the more you progress? Okay, but then you've got monkeys stapled onto your balls. How did they get there? Hell if I know. How many are there? Hell if I know. And they're all holding buckets of kerosene and nitroglycerin. But then it starts raining bricks, and there are grenades and lit matches attached to those bricks, but the bricks are actually infused with uranium, which somehow gives them sentience, and they actually target you (and the monkeys and your balls) like they're fucking homing missiles. Shit's getting real now. And every 10 seconds the volcano erupts, spewing lava fucking everywhere. And the volcano is sentient too, because Satan and Hitler have possessed it, and more lava starts spewing everywhere, and Bruce Lee's relative Chin descends from the fucking sky and to hammer camels into your sweat pores, and Jackie Chan arrives and knocks your teeth so far into your face they come out through the other side and form tumors with your brain matter.
THAT'S HOW HARD THIS FUCKING GAME IS.
I mean it when I say this: I think Battletoads is one of, if not THE hardest video game ever made. You would think that after all I've said: "Then why don't you consider it THE uncontested hardest?" Well, because there's one other game that I think can compete, or even surpass its difficulty: Ghosts n Goblins. Ghosts n Goblins by itself is already insanely hard, already giving it a comfortable spot among the hardest video games ever made, up there with the likes of Silver Surfer, Contra and Ninja Gaiden (I'd personally put it higher than those). But what puts it above Battletoads is getting the "True Ending". To get the true ending, you must beat the game AGAIN (AS IF IT WASN'T HARD ENOUGH) after beating the game once. It's bullshit.
Damn. This is not even fun anymore, it's just PAIN.TheAngryNerd101 wrote:
Battletoads. Battletoads. Mother.Fucking.Battletoads.
To give you an idea of how stupidly hard this game is:
Imagine a large boulder. Your task is roll it up a mountain. Unlike Sisyphus however, you have the luxury of being able to complete your task instead of being cursed to keep rolling it back up for all eternity. You may be thinking: Sisyphus has it harder. Okay, but now imagine it's 80 degrees Celsius and the air around you is black and thick -- that's right, baby, you're rolling a boulder up a volcano. You thought that was bad enough? I'm sorry, but it gets worse. Your testicles weigh 300 pounds each, each one is so large you have to take long strides just to avoid stepping on them and slipping. Did I mention that stepping on them really hurts because they're only that large because they're actually inflamed? And did I mention how the volcano gets exponentially steeper the more you progress? Okay, but then you've got monkeys stapled onto your balls. How did they get there? Hell if I know. How many are there? Hell if I know. And they're all holding buckets of kerosene and nitroglycerin. But then it starts raining bricks, and there are grenades and lit matches attached to those bricks, but the bricks are actually infused with uranium, which somehow gives them sentience, and they actually target you (and the monkeys and your balls) like they're fucking homing missiles. Shit's getting real now. And every 10 seconds the volcano erupts, spewing lava fucking everywhere. And the volcano is sentient too, because Satan and Hitler have possessed it, and more lava starts spewing everywhere, and Bruce Lee's relative Chin descends from the fucking sky and to hammer camels into your sweat pores, and Jackie Chan arrives and knocks your teeth so far into your face they come out through the other side and form tumors with your brain matter.
THAT'S HOW HARD THIS FUCKING GAME IS.
I mean it when I say this: I think Battletoads is one of, if not THE hardest video game ever made. You would think that after all I've said: "Then why don't you consider it THE uncontested hardest?" Well, because there's one other game that I think can compete, or even surpass its difficulty: Ghosts n Goblins. Ghosts n Goblins by itself is already insanely hard, already giving it a comfortable spot among the hardest video games ever made, up there with the likes of Silver Surfer, Contra and Ninja Gaiden (I'd personally put it higher than those). But what puts it above Battletoads is getting the "True Ending". To get the true ending, you must beat the game AGAIN (AS IF IT WASN'T HARD ENOUGH) after beating the game once. It's bullshit.
Me being colourblind is also the reason I didn't continue the game. It's the only puzzle that I have to look for the full completion, but besides that, it's a very hard puzzle game.Karmine wrote:
The Witness
It's not hard, the puzzles are easy to understand but it's just tedious to the point that I never finished the game
Yeah it's terrible for that, there's not a single accessibility optionNarendraAIM wrote:
Me being colourblind is also the reason I didn't continue the game. It's the only puzzle that I have to look for the full completion, but besides that, it's a very hard puzzle game.Karmine wrote:
The Witness
It's not hard, the puzzles are easy to understand but it's just tedious to the point that I never finished the game
wym this is so easy. Just git gud pleb.I AM VERY SMART wrote:
The hardest game I've ever played was life.
It's pay 2 winStomiks wrote:
wym this is so easy. Just git gud pleb.I AM VERY SMART wrote:
The hardest game I've ever played was life.
nah nah. Just don't put any points into the intelligence and emotions stats and you'll be playing without a care for the world.Karmine wrote:
It's pay 2 winStomiks wrote:
wym this is so easy. Just git gud pleb.I AM VERY SMART wrote:
The hardest game I've ever played was life.
That game was surprisingly easy for me. I got to the top in an hour and a half.Rezq wrote:
Also Getting over it
damn, the skill issueStomiks wrote:
That game was surprisingly easy for me. I got to the top in an hour and a half.Rezq wrote:
Also Getting over it
Play more Getting over it man, that's the keyRezq wrote:
damn, the skill issueStomiks wrote:
That game was surprisingly easy for me. I got to the top in an hour and a half.Rezq wrote:
Also Getting over it
I will play it with tabletI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Play more Getting over it man, that's the keyRezq wrote:
damn, the skill issueStomiks wrote:
That game was surprisingly easy for me. I got to the top in an hour and a half.Rezq wrote:
Also Getting over it
Ah so that's why. I think it's better if you play with a mouse since you're moves are more accurate, allowing you to clear faster and peform skips like the one on the playground.Rezq wrote:
I will play it with tabletI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Play more Getting over it man, that's the keyRezq wrote:
damn, the skill issueStomiks wrote:
That game was surprisingly easy for me. I got to the top in an hour and a half.Rezq wrote:
Also Getting over it
Bloodbath is ez btwAireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
i refuse believing you 😭I AM VERY SMART wrote:
Bloodbath is ez btwAireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
SO I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BEAT BLOODBATH 😃Aireunaeus wrote:
i refuse believing you 😭I AM VERY SMART wrote:
Bloodbath is ez btwAireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
😭😭😭I AM VERY SMART wrote:
SO I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BEAT BLOODBATH 😃Aireunaeus wrote:
i refuse believing you 😭I AM VERY SMART wrote:
Bloodbath is ez btwAireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
Aireunaeus wrote:
😭😭😭I AM VERY SMART wrote:
SO I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BEAT BLOODBATH 😃Aireunaeus wrote:
i refuse believing you 😭I AM VERY SMART wrote:
Bloodbath is ez btwAireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
I don't see it as skill but more memorizing your press inputs accordingly. It's a big memorization game.Aireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
Every rhythm game past a certain pointStomiks wrote:
I don't see it as skill but more memorizing your press inputs accordingly. It's a big memorization game.Aireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
If it was a big memorization game, everyone would have played it with their eyes closed bruhStomiks wrote:
I don't see it as skill but more memorizing your press inputs accordingly. It's a big memorization game.Aireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
and with one hand (I have seen someone who FC some rhythm game blindfolded)I AM VERY SMART wrote:
If it was a big memorization game, everyone would have played it with their eyes closed bruhStomiks wrote:
I don't see it as skill but more memorizing your press inputs accordingly. It's a big memorization game.Aireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
Yeahhhhh but no one plays like him you knowRezq wrote:
and with one hand (I have seen someone who FC some rhythm game blindfolded)I AM VERY SMART wrote:
If it was a big memorization game, everyone would have played it with their eyes closed bruhStomiks wrote:
I don't see it as skill but more memorizing your press inputs accordingly. It's a big memorization game.Aireunaeus wrote:
Well tbh Geometry Dash Demons are Hard soo that game is it
Why would there be any point in that? Would you rather play getting to look at the game or make your experience worse and act like a blind person?I AM VERY SMART wrote:
If it was a big memorization game, everyone would have played it with their eyes closed bruh
All the game needs is one hand.Rezq wrote:
and with one hand
Why do you make things so complicated. Just click and beat the levels, that's it.Stomiks wrote:
Why would there be any point in that? Would you rather play getting to look at the game or make your experience worse and act like a blind person?I AM VERY SMART wrote:
If it was a big memorization game, everyone would have played it with their eyes closed bruh
Why are you trying to make a point with closing your eyes while playing the game then? Just look at the screen while you play, that's it.I AM VERY SMART wrote:
Why do you make things so complicated. Just click and beat the levels, that's it.Stomiks wrote:
Why would there be any point in that? Would you rather play getting to look at the game or make your experience worse and act like a blind person?I AM VERY SMART wrote:
If it was a big memorization game, everyone would have played it with their eyes closed bruh
So why do you say that it's a big memorization game?Stomiks wrote:
Why are you trying to make a point with closing your eyes while playing the game then? Just look at the screen while you play, that's it.I AM VERY SMART wrote:
Why do you make things so complicated. Just click and beat the levels, that's it.Stomiks wrote:
Why would there be any point in that? Would you rather play getting to look at the game or make your experience worse and act like a blind person?I AM VERY SMART wrote:
If it was a big memorization game, everyone would have played it with their eyes closed bruh
Are you talking about those extreme demon who are visually very hard to read like Killbot or Maybe Possibly Thing?Stomiks wrote:
The visual cues that are given to you are so fast paced and barely visible in most maps that it often ends up being the case.
killbot is memory but there are a lot of demon levels that requires skill like sonic waveI AM VERY SMART wrote:
Are you talking about those extreme demon who are visually very hard to read like Killbot or Maybe Possibly Thing?Stomiks wrote:
The visual cues that are given to you are so fast paced and barely visible in most maps that it often ends up being the case.