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DerekMcD
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Announcer: HEY! CHECK IT OUT! Nintendo's about to plan a announcement for a new TV station! And we don't mean the hit video game expo event on G4
(By the way: WATCH MORE G4) We're talking about video game company's all-new TV channel. As of March 1st, 2010, The new channel for cable and satellite providers will be officially known as... "Nintendo Channel"

That's right, The 24 hours channel can airs you all of your classic cartoons, favorite Japanese anime, your sitcoms, and video game trailers.
Plus, nothing else that's very interesting, having a good time enjoying your favorite shows,
and who cares about three family/kids channels, nothing but airing live-action shows.

Nintendo Channel can make you get away from boredom.

Nintendo Channel can rerun some of your classic shows and anime.

Like: Super Mario Bros Super Show, Legend of Zelda, Sailor Moon, Samurai Pizza Cats, classic episodes of "Pokemon" and much more. Don't miss out on Nintendo game show and games shown from Japan!

Nintendo will air their original shows and movies, like new cartoons like Star Fox, Ice Climbers, EarthBound, new Super Mario Bros, and much much more!

Plus, don't miss anime in late night, Featuring the most anime you like.
Including, Ranma 1/2 censored, Urusei Yatsura censored, Love Hina, Haruhi Suzumiya and much more anime that you liked!

If the future, Nintendo Channel will be available in your country, like United Kingdom, Europe, Latin America, Australia, South East Asia, and Japan.

Say good-bye to the Japanese cable TV channel "Kids Station" reruning Pokemon episode when they launched the Nintendo Channel in Japan in the future. And say good-bye to Cartoon Network airing new episodes of "Pokemon" too.

Yet, the Wii Menu Channel "Nintendo Channel" will be changed into "Nintendo Service Channel".

And just so we don't have to think about boring old kids channels anymore, all people are excited to wait for a new Nintendo Channel, There'll be Popularity for Nintendo. (This channel contains obsession with television shows based on Nintendo video games and you'll be watching more than Cartoon Network.)

Get the phone, call your local cable and satellite providers.

The all new "Nintendo Channel" is coming your way in March, 2010!

See ya then!

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Info: I have an idea when I was 9 liking Star Fox much and watching Disney Channel.

No offence to any Nintendo Lovers. I Like Nintendo much, I just don't like what it is now, all "TV Channel" and that crap. HELLO! IF YOU'RE WITH ME!!!
Pokebis
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Topic Starter
DerekMcD

Pokebis wrote:

kokoroanime wrote:

(By the way: WATCH MORE G4)
Stopped reading there.
Your threads are always amazing, by the way.
Good way to watch G4.
Wojjan
Plus, don't miss anime in late night, Featuring the most anime you like.
Including, Ranma 1/2 censored, Urusei Yatsura censored, Love Hina, Haruhi Suzumiya and much more anime that you liked!
I give up. I just don't know why anymore
I don't see the link between Nintendo and anime. Call me stupid.
I just... don't care anymore.

Like: Super Mario Bros Super Show, Legend of Zelda, Sailor Moon, Samurai Pizza Cats, classic episodes of "Pokemon" and much more. Don't miss out on Nintendo game show and games shown from Japan!
Nope. I lost you. This is just bad.
Not just the usual "I involve anime in everything" kind of bad, this went to a much worse level.
Trying to follow you, but
That's right, The 24 hours channel can airs you all your of classic cartoons, favorite Japanese anime, your sitcoms, and video game trailers.
This threw me off completely. Aent cartoons made in japan anime? Then why is cartoons listed twice? And what're those sitcoms doing there? And don't we already have a place where we can watch the trailers? It's called the website.

TL;DR: Stop throwing anime in everywhere, and your shabby attempt at satire gets 4/10
nooodl_old

Wojjan wrote:

4/10
overstatement

EDIT: What the fuck, sitcoms, Nintendo, wh
Wojjan

nooodl wrote:

Wojjan wrote:

4/10
overstatement
at least he wrote the entire thing without spelling or grammar mis-
That's right, The 24 hours channel can airs you all your of classic cartoons, favorite Japanese anime, your sitcoms, and video game trailers.
Never mind.
Loginer
Huh?

kokoroanime wrote:

Satire
Oh.

Hahahahaha.
Pokebis
Oh, I get this now. It's a reverse satire on fanboys and fanfic dreams. You're a wonderful ,llort keep it up.
Also, best grammar from you yet.
Topic Starter
DerekMcD

Pokebis wrote:

Oh, I get this now. It's a reverse satire on fanboys and fanfic dreams. You're a wonderful ,llort keep it up.
Also, best grammar from you yet.
Thank you.
Topic Starter
DerekMcD
Just want to wonder if Turner owns Nintendo.
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