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Topic Starter
Manishh
This will goes like:

User1 wrote:

I ate chocolate today

user2 wrote:

but I got Diarrhea because of it.

I proposed my crush today UwU

user3 wrote:

but got rejected

bought a new phone
And so on. I will start it



Bought a lot of Banana.
MrMcMikey22
But the banana contained too much pottasium and I got lung cancer.. O_O


I have funny looking eyes...
anaxii
But I literally cannot see anything bruh


I went to the beach with friends! ...
B0ii
But I live in Australia (I have skin cancer)

I play osu!mania...
Topic Starter
Manishh
But my keys broke




I woke up early
[ Sebastian ]
But I woke up too early and didn't get enough sleep. So I'll have to fall back asleep.

You now own me as a pet Lucario.
PapasConKetchup
I couldn't feed you and you died


I'm eating my favorite food
MrMcMikey22
But the food made my teeth go so yellow that I already have diabetes...:(

I have a big belly.
-Kori
And I can't eat my favorite food because of it


I can perform a lot of skateboard tricks
Stomiks
that immediately results in fatal bone fractures

I am happy
_Reset
however due to my severe bipolar i may be depressed in an hour

i like apples
Farfocele
but they were poisoned...

i finally got around to getting better at chess
B0ii
...but people keep accusing me of using a buttplug to cheat

I'm ballin'
MrMcMikey22
Because my balls are now expired meatballs and I can only pee blood, which makes me SCREAM GAAAAAAAHHHH AHHH ahhhh~

I can shake these balls good tho? (idk if it's a befenit at this point...)
RedAndBlue
But your balls were actually wasp nests.

You are a wizard harry!
lostsilver
but also a hazard

if steven met me he would probably give me a hug, i think...
sametdze
Key word being, "I think".. he won't pal. He just won't.

Trains can talk??
lostsilver
but they all don't like you
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lateral's (my avatar btw) in a bad headspace, but...
keremaru
It's because he has to pass kidney stones.

I'm making money. :^)
Farfocele
But it's from illegal activities and will be seized.

I became a GM, but...
MrMcMikey22
I got shot by multiple fighting jets that used various missiles as soon as I went outside, because I was fighting against the americans in the central west asian countries with my Gunned Mech.



Anyways, I live in a dystopian world with no future.
B0ii
...but I became a slave to a multi-trilion dollar company that owns everything and monopolizes every single market imaginable.

I am blushing right now for no reason but...
_syrnz12_
...the giraffe thought that you have a crush on him so he bite your head off.


I slept in for 10 hours so...
Farfocele
I missed my job interview.

I finally got a custom keyboard, but...
MrMcMikey22
The custom keyboard charges me $100 everytime I TYPE A GODDANG CHARACTER WHAAAATT!!!!

I die.
Farfocele
And get sent to hell.

I googled en passant.
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