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Luxie_old

mekadon wrote:

the pleasure of poking the egg yolk off a sunny-side egg and see the yolk ooze out always make me feel orgasmic



Anyone had tried this? It's a chinese herbal tea egg.
i had those at a taiwanese tea house

they changed my life
Aqo

Dulcet wrote:

am I the only one who thinks egg is a pretty awkward word
every word is weird if you say it many times

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AmberLynx

Jinxy wrote:

How do you de-shell an egg using the inner membrane anyway? I took forever trying to deshell a herbal egg and the lady who sold it just took it and ripped the whole shell off nigh instantly. The membrane breaks when I try it
Tap egg on table/surface to make a few even cracks on shell (not just just on one side of the egg). Roll egg around in between your palms to loosen membrane+shell as a whole. Undressing it should be easy peasy after that x)
boat
eggs are gross
Quaraezha
It sounds convincing coming from you, boat.
boat
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mekadon wrote:

the pleasure of poking the egg yolk off a sunny-side egg and see the yolk ooze out always make me feel orgasmic



Anyone had tried this? It's a chinese herbal tea egg.
I tried this several times, some of 'em were pretty good.
Also I heard that some guys use super-expensive tea to cook the egg, which sounds crazy to me.
Wait, isn't the liquid in the picture a kind of vinegar?
vipto
I have no idea why i am here nor do i know what i am doing.

Hi.

I dont like eggs.
Shellghost

vipto wrote:

I dont like eggs.
You came to the wrong neighbourhood, motherfucker.
Vainslay

Shellghost wrote:

vipto wrote:

I dont like eggs.
You came to the wrong neighbourhood, motherfucker.

No one wanna die over eggs.

OT: Ever had Egg drop soup? Really typical actually..

Iain
OT: Ever had Egg drop soup? Really typical actually..

Egg drop soup, HNNGG.
mathexpert
eggs Benedict is the best egg dish
Topic Starter
Bweh

Vainslay wrote:

OT: Ever had Egg drop soup? Really typical actually..

That looks damn good, I have to say. What kind of place serves soup like that?
Oinari-sama


...lol

Laughs @Jingrish aside, I love french egg omlette, tamagoyaki and chawanmushi the most.
Rantai

mathexpert wrote:

eggs Benedict is the best egg dish
The only one here who knows how to eat eggs properly.

:>
vipto

Shellghost wrote:

vipto wrote:

I dont like eggs.
You came to the wrong neighbourhood, motherfucker.
Rude.
ZenoDiac
Omlettes >>must be firm
Scrambled >>must be firm
Face up & Face down >>must be firm
Sunny side up >> NO!
>>must be firm
>>MUST BE FIRM

Amianki
Eggs are gross.
Kanye West

CalignoBot wrote:

Eggs are gross.
A heathen! Burn him at the stake!
Topic Starter
Bweh

CalignoBot wrote:

Eggs are gross.
I'm calling bait. You have to appreciate eggs one way or another, if not in breakfast or a diet program, then at least realize it's in your favorite Chinese restaurant's fried rice.

Unless you're allergic (if even possible) to eggs.
Rorona

Brian OA wrote:

Vainslay wrote:

OT: Ever had Egg drop soup? Really typical actually..

That looks damn good, I have to say. What kind of place serves soup like that?
It looks really Chinese. Like really, really Chinese.
Shellghost

Kanye West wrote:

CalignoBot wrote:

Eggs are gross.
A heathen! Lock him in the stocks to be pelted with eggs!
You're welcome.

Eggs are my favorite part of French toast.
mekadon_old
This is weird, already 3 pages and someone should mention eggnog
boat

Brian OA wrote:

I'm calling bait. You have to appreciate eggs one way or another, if not in breakfast or a diet program, then at least realize it's in your favorite Chinese restaurant's fried rice.

Unless you're allergic (if even possible) to eggs.
no, eggs are just gross you weirdo
Chokladboll
mekadon_old

Chokladboll wrote:

please sign thank
https://www.change.org/petitions/egg-man-ban-egg#share
no
UnderminE
i like eating egg only when it's like this
https://www.google.com/search?q=sucuklu ... CAkQ_AUoAQ
Kanye West

UnderminE wrote:

i like eating egg only when it's like this
https://www.google.com/search?q=sucuklu ... CAkQ_AUoAQ
Looks hella good. What's in it?
Amianki

Brian OA wrote:

CalignoBot wrote:

Eggs are gross.
I'm calling bait. You have to appreciate eggs one way or another, if not in breakfast or a diet program, then at least realize it's in your favorite Chinese restaurant's fried rice.

Unless you're allergic (if even possible) to eggs.
I start gagging within 5 bites. Does that count?
Oinari-sama

UnderminE wrote:

i like eating egg only when it's like this
https://www.google.com/search?q=sucuklu ... CAkQ_AUoAQ
Ah baked eggs. Looks appetising.

mekadon wrote:

This is weird, already 3 pages and someone should mention eggnog
Hmm that reminds me: has anyone tried those "eggy sake" for people who has a cold? Used to see those in anime/mange quire often but never tried it.
UnderminE

Kanye West wrote:

UnderminE wrote:

i like eating egg only when it's like this
https://www.google.com/search?q=sucuklu ... CAkQ_AUoAQ
Looks hella good. What's in it?
Something called as "Sucuk" here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sujuk
boat

UnderminE wrote:

Something called as "Sucuk" here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sujuk


also known as "the bulgarian megaturd"

and people call me weird for being a vegetarian
UnderminE
That's definitely not like the ones here though



Lewd
GladiOol

boat wrote:

UnderminE wrote:

Something called as "Sucuk" here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sujuk


also known as "the bulgarian megaturd"

and people call me weird for being a vegetarian
10/10 would eat
Jarby

boat wrote:

UnderminE wrote:

Something called as "Sucuk" here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sujuk


also known as "the bulgarian megaturd"

and people call me weird for being a vegetarian
baby u wont be vegetarian once u try my bulgarian megaturd
ZenoDiac

boat wrote:

UnderminE wrote:

Something called as "Sucuk" here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sujuk


also known as "the bulgarian megaturd"

and people call me weird for being a vegetarian
Mother of -
NotEvenDoomMusic

boat wrote:

UnderminE wrote:

Something called as "Sucuk" here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sujuk


also known as "the bulgarian megaturd"

and people call me weird for being a vegetarian
yes, i certainly know OPHOOPRXOBCKN from the CYAXYK company.
that's my favourite egg dish.
Zeraph

Shellghost wrote:

Raised by the internet.

Also, I hate my eggs runny.
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
whoa.
shellghost.

also, hardboiled > all
Jarby
This thread made me crave boiled eggs, so I went to prepare some only to be ejaculated on when I tried to crack the shell open. Turns out I in my excitement, I didn't boil them for long enough. Fuck eggs.
Topic Starter
Bweh

Jarby wrote:

This thread made me crave boiled eggs, so I went to prepare some only to be ejaculated on when I tried to crack the shell open. Turns out I in my excitement, I didn't boil them for long enough. Fuck eggs.
Fucking an egg counts as bestiality and pedophilia. Respect your eggs.
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