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NotEvenDoomMusic

mathexpert wrote:

Agent cheiften wrote:

I'm no scared of you. Besides... What are Y0U going to do? Challenge me to a OSU game?
fite me irl
fite me if you dare u stoner

mathexpert wrote:

safaiaa gousuto sensee, domo arigato gozaimasu! watashi wa takusan nihongo o naraimashita~
WHATCHU JUST SAID BOUT MY MOMMA FOO

i have a black belt in smoking dank, fku
SapphireGhost


More may come later.
Aqo
Oinari-sama
Fan-subbed anime OP/ED are fun to sing along if you just wanna learn the vocabs. Find those that have both Japanese lyrics and romanji.

Or play untranslated eroge ftw
Tsukimi Luna
lol....

Use twitter....

Then you will know japanese... lel

On a serious note:i know it wont be taken seriously
Best way to learn a language is through the natural way....
No other way around it

If you have a thought process like wherein you are "translating" in your head
You're doing it wrong....
You should have a language switch there somewhere in your head

Personal experience as a multilingual person since childhood
mathexpert

Oinari-sama wrote:

Fan-subbed anime OP/ED are fun to sing along if you just wanna learn the vocabs.
just don't be like this guy, pls
Bweh
Download a free app called JA Sensei.
Oinari-sama

mathexpert wrote:

Oinari-sama wrote:

Fan-subbed anime OP/ED are fun to sing along if you just wanna learn the vocabs.
just don't be like this guy, pls
roflmao

It's actually quite hard to sing like that (unless the person has been totally ignorant to pronunciation since day 1) =.=
waxman
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE


JAPANESE CULTURE IS OP.

SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI!

GIRLS PEROPERO GIRLS PEROPERO GIRLS PEROPERO GIRLS PEROPERO GIRLS PEROPERO

I have heard that Japanese girl is so cute like number 1 or 2 in the world.
waxman

SapphireGhost wrote:

1) X is Y
"XはYです。 / X wa Y desu." means "X is Y".

When you learn vocabulary words, you can substitute them for X and Y to make sentences. For example,


(わたし / watashi)
I

日本人
(にほんじん / nihonjin)
Japanese (person)

If you substitute 私 for X and 日本人 for Y, you get the sentence "私は日本人です。/ watashi wa nihonjin desu." meaning "I am a Japanese (person)."

2) X is not Y
"XはYじゃないです。 / X wa Y janai desu." means "X is not Y".

If you're reading this, most likely you are not Japanese, so this is good to know. The sentence ""私は日本人じゃないです。 / watashi wa nihonjin janai desu." means "I am not a Japanese (person)." This is good to know if you are not a Japanese person.

Now I'm tired and have possibly messed some of this up so take it or leave it.

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

It really helps people who want to know.

I can't explain meaning of those Japanese words as well like you. (´・ω・`)

I can help a bit.

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①how to read
私は日本人です。(わたしにほんじんです。)  watashi wa nihonjin desu.

②how to write
私は日本人です。(わたしにほんじんです。)  watashi ha nihonjin desu.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS.

"わ" is wa. "は" is ha.

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By the way I have heard that almost France can't say は,ひ,ふ,へ and ほ. ( ha,hi,hu,he and ho)

But I do not know whether it's correct.
Kanye West
Japanese girls are always #1
those
stahp you guys are getting on topic
Oinari-sama
I wanna see Waxman sing like that guy in the video :)
dNextGen

Kanye West wrote:

Japanese girls are always #1
theyre #1 at losing virginity either
SapphireGhost

those wrote:

stahp you guys are getting on topic

That's the joke. Derailing the thread is too easy. Thanks to waxman for their support and very enthusiastic post about Japan.

3) The Y of X
In order to say "the Y of X", or "X's Y", we need the particle の (no). We'll take a look at an example sentence with the Japanese word for "name".

名前
(なまえ / namae)
name

"私の猫の名前はキャットです。 / watashi no neko no namae wa kyatto desu." means "My cat's name is Cat."

"watashi no neko" = "the cat of me" = "my cat"
"my cat no namae" = "the name of my cat" = "my cat's name"

So in this case, XのY (X no Y) means "X's Y". It can also be a bit more versatile, as we will see with further examples.

大学
(だいがく / daigaku)
university or college

学生
(がくせい / gakusei)
student

殺人
(さつじん / satsujin)
murder

The sentences were getting a little boring, so I added that third one in there. "大学の学生 / daigaku no gakusei" means "a university student", so while one probably wouldn't translate it as "the university's student", it is the same idea. "学生の殺人 / gakusei no satsujin" means "the student's murder" or "the murder of the student". School can be a frustrating at times, so in case things get out of hand you might find some use for this.

Bonus: "学生を殺しませんでした。 / gakusei wo koroshimasen deshita." means "I did not kill the student.", but this includes a verb so we'll save that for later. It is still a useful sentence to know in case you plan on killing any students and then lying about it.
Again, I may or may not have made some mistakes so constructive criticism is welcome. Hopefully this is still helpful to someone.
NotEvenDoomMusic
This topic changed to "Requested: Japanese waxing teacher" (´・ω・`)
a secondary waxtraining topic ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
primrose

SapphireGhost wrote:

These words will increase your quality of life.

電磁気学
(でんじきがく / denjikigaku)
electrodynamics

眼科医
(がんかい / gankai)
ophthalmologist

無意識
(むいしき / muishki)
unconsciousness


(ねこ / neko)
cat

Together, you can form a simple sentence such as "電磁気学の学生の猫は私の眼科医を無意識に殺しました。 / denjikigaku no gakusei no neko wa watashi no gankai wo muishiki ni koroshimashita." meaning "The electrodynamics student's cat unconsciously killed my ophthalmologist ."

If you are looking for more challenging material, I advise you try to learn the sentence "私は猫です。 / watashi wa neko desu." which means "I am a cat." People will think you're hopelessly confused but appreciate your attempt and as a result will be generally helpful and try to prevent you from using their litter box.
i cant help but laugh
Cyclohexane

waxman wrote:

By the way I have heard that almost France can't say は,ひ,ふ,へ and ほ. ( ha,hi,hu,he and ho)
I don't think that's true :p Japanese is one of the easiest languages to pronounce for French people, we share almost the same sounds
Josh The Biker

mathexpert wrote:

if u keep on cuming closer ill shank you in yo petit dik bak off mothafuka
fuk both of u i hav ovr 9000 ak 47 an thy hav fire bulets get rektd faggts
waxman

Mr Color wrote:

waxman wrote:

By the way I have heard that almost France can't say は,ひ,ふ,へ and ほ. ( ha,hi,hu,he and ho)
I don't think that's true :p Japanese is one of the easiest languages to pronounce for French people, we share almost the same sounds

:D

Thank you for answering.

You make me happy to answer French people that.
Josh The Biker
laport
waxman is the guy with the hat there holding the ball of steel and power
Kaona
I like how this shitty thread has 5 pages.

Derailing always works.
Kanye West
hey now, there were some pretty good posts in here and I learned a lot

now i know how to tell japanese people that i'm a cat
NoHitter

Kanye West wrote:

hey now, there were some pretty good posts in here and I learned a lot

now i know how to tell japanese people that i'm a cat
Nah. Learning how to say "The electrodynamic student's cat unconsciously killed my ophthalmologist" was more useful.

I don't know how to use Japanese particles
Wa -> "is" - like a linking verb, I guess. Splits subject and object.
No -> shows ownership. Similar to adding "of"
Wo -> describing the action done? Like an adverb indicator.
Ni -> Links to the actual action done by the subject?
Liiraye

waxman wrote:

I have heard that Japanese girl is so cute like number 1 or 2 in the world.
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhaahah
Weed
der die das

oh wrong language
Birdy
Wojjan has been on fire lately. How is this not locked yet?
GenoClysm

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Wojjan has been on fire lately. How is this not locked yet?
This is why it's not locked.
Rorona
mods are asleep post cats bread
GenoClysm

Rorona wrote:

mods are asleep post cat bread???
NotEvenDoomMusic

GenoClysm wrote:

Birdy

GenoClysm wrote:

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Wojjan has been on fire lately. How is this not locked yet?
This is why it's not locked.
That was posted after my reply.
mathexpert

Rorona wrote:

mods are asleep post cat bread???
yo dawg i ain't got cat bread but I do have azu nyan with bread

guess this will have to do for now
Birdy
why is there menstruations on her bread
Weed
This turned into reddit fast.
mathexpert

Static Noise Bird wrote:

why is there menstruations on her bread
Because Azusa is into kinky yuri~ >//<
NotEvenDoomMusic

bewaredrev wrote:

This turned into reddit fast.
UPVOTE ME, GIVE ME, KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GenoClysm

Static Noise Bird wrote:

That was posted after my reply.
stop ruining my pride, i thought i was clever
Liiraye

mathexpert wrote:

Rorona wrote:

mods are asleep post cat bread???
yo dawg i ain't got cat bread but I do have azu nyan with bread

guess this will have to do for now

This picture is completely unrealistic. If you look closely, the spot where the jelly gets stuck on her cheek does not even get in contact with the jelly itself. As illustrated in this segment of pictures:

(Note: The green spot I added is to show where the jelly was in contact with the mouth/cheek)


Moreover, The side of which was smeared with jelly was not even in the proper angle of being in contact with her cheek, as illustrated further here:




The K-ON animators should bow their heads in shame for missing such an intriguing flaw.
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