Granted, but you went blind.
I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse.
I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse.
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Granted, but you were eaten alive by a zombie
I wish I had 5000 yen
I wish I had 5000 yen
Granted. Just granted. That stuff isn't worth anything in america, so fuck that. It's bad enough to have that much of a waste to carry. To be honest, it's hardly woth anything compared to other currencies.
I wish mankind could advance to other universes.
I wish mankind could advance to other universes.
Granted, but once mankind got there, the sights they saw killed them and all of mankind that dared to venture out to those other universes died.
I wish for a plate of braised kale.
I wish for a plate of braised kale.
Granted, but it's my plate and im giving it away cuz it tastes horribly bad
i wish not to have cancer
i wish not to have cancer
Granted, but your blood cures all kinds of cancer and the USA government goes coocoo to kill you and get your blood then sell it for tons of greedy money.
I wish i was Dr. Dick
I wish i was Dr. Dick
*Bump
Granted but it only lasts for a millisecond
I wish that the rain would fall at the evening
Granted but it only lasts for a millisecond
I wish that the rain would fall at the evening
Granted, but it will also last for only a millisecond :c
I wish senpai would notice me :<
I wish senpai would notice me :<
Granted, but senpai would only notice you because of your flaws.
I wish somebody would just give me a free pencil.
I wish somebody would just give me a free pencil.
Granted, here's your white color pencil. :3
I wish for finishing my works tonight. :c
I wish for finishing my works tonight. :c
Wish granted, your internet will turn off any second now. (no seriously, get off the net and start working)
I wish Darude was a country.
I wish Darude was a country.
Granted, but the weather is only sandstorms 0/10 expected joke
I wish I couldn't wish
I wish I couldn't wish
Granted, but it's gonna rip a hole in the space-time continuum.
I wish I own both reproductive organs of the male and female species.
I wish I own both reproductive organs of the male and female species.
Granted but..... it's gonna rip a hole in the space-time continuum.
I wish we could have nice things in this world.
Like proper matchmaking.
I wish we could have nice things in this world.
Like proper matchmaking.
granted, but this only applies to video games, absolutely no romantic relationships
fair games everywhere!!!!!!!!
i wish that i was the best osu! standard player
fair games everywhere!!!!!!!!
i wish that i was the best osu! standard player
Granted, but your computer(s) and computer(s) that you own will never work again.
I wish no insects could ever enter my house. EVER.
that includes you.
I wish no insects could ever enter my house. EVER.
that includes you.
G-granted ;w; ...but but but... Flaming dolphins and two-headed zebras will still gain access to your house, which will happen at irregular intervals, depending on their mood to have a party.
I wish I'm slightly taller than I currently am.
I wish I'm slightly taller than I currently am.
sightly being a relative term can be manipulated easily. you grow taller by 8,000 miles, cause u to suffocate and die :3
i wish that i was one earth-year younger.
i wish that i was one earth-year younger.
wish granted.
no side effects but sudden death ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I wish methexpert would stop doing drugs.
no side effects but sudden death ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I wish methexpert would stop doing drugs.
Granted with no conciquences. Except the chance that he may swap from meth to cocaine
I wish for a girlfriend
I wish for a girlfriend
Granted, but your girlfriend is now a bertha. 
I wish never to be separated from all the people I care for, ever. Staying with some is fine, just not all of them.
I wish never to be separated from all the people I care for, ever. Staying with some is fine, just not all of them.
worth. don't even let methexpert know.Tuxdude143 wrote:
meth to cocaine
#top_secret.
Wish with "you effort" granted c:Rorona wrote:
I wish never to be separated from all the people I care for, ever. Staying with some is fine, just not all of them.
I wish ... um, i wish i could come up with a good wish.
What the hell does bertha even mean?Rorona wrote:
Granted, but your girlfriend is now a bertha.
I wish never to be separated from all the people I care for, ever. Staying with some is fine, just not all of them.
Granted but you can't wish for anything imaginable.NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:
I wish ... um, i wish i could come up with a good wish.
I wish.
Granted but since nothing was specified, it made a random wish.
I wish something bad happen at my place..
I wish something bad happen at my place..
Granted but it will only happen when you have people over.
I wish I could lift heavy objects with my tongue.
I wish I could lift heavy objects with my tongue.
Granted, but you won't be able to taste anymore
I wish I come equipped with Doraemon's 4D pocket.
I wish I come equipped with Doraemon's 4D pocket.
Granted
But you have to help a guy who is more annoying as Nobita+Sueko+ Jaian
I wish there still be a ONE's fan club
But you have to help a guy who is more annoying as Nobita+Sueko+ Jaian
I wish there still be a ONE's fan club
Granted, but now they all hate you.
I wish I could read AR10
I wish I could read AR10
granted but the HP, OD, CS is over 9000 
I wish there is an eng patch for ONE 2
I wish there is an eng patch for ONE 2
Granted but it has bad grammar.
I wish I had another pillow.
I wish I had another pillow.
granted.....oh wait no, you already have to many
I wish I can do Gangnam Style and backflip at the same time
I wish I can do Gangnam Style and backflip at the same time
Granted but it'll override -walk.exe- in your brain and that's gonna be how you get around from now on.
I wish I can be a squirrel
I wish I can be a squirrel
granted but because there are no nuts anymore you die to starvation
i wish i could speak every language in the world
i wish i could speak every language in the world
Granted but you're deaf now 
I wish that I can make two wishes in a row
I wish that I can make two wishes in a row
Granted but you took too much time in asking the second.
I wish I don't have to wish something.
I wish I don't have to wish something.
granted but you have to wish how to die xD, els you will be rape 24/7
I wish osu will become even famouser than minecraft
I wish osu will become even famouser than minecraft
Granted but osu became a paid gameDX5536 wrote:
granted but you have to wish how to die xD, els you will be rape 24/7
I wish osu will become even famouser than minecraft
Wish that this thread will reach 200 pages in a day
Granted but after it does that you lose the ability to read.
I wish I had a third hand.
I wish I had a third hand.
granted but you lose one of your leg
I wish I can be the next avatar
I wish I can be the next avatar